[sbu_large_image] Preamble
2 March 2013 3343 comments
Mark Mark
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It’s funny how the best-laid plans can be destroyed, how our perfect picture of how the Gameweeks will unfold can gradually get ripped to shreds within a few fateful moments on the pitch and a little FA intervention.

My season had been coasting nicely, I’d looked on course for a decent finish and, whilst Gameweek 29 was always looming, ideas had been formed on how best to navigate through. That was before twists and strains, the threat of rotation, a flash of red and an errant elbow came crashing in – confusing matters and leaving me scratching around for eleven men even before I’d consider what horrors lay ahead.

Fantasy managers are at the mercy of the teamsheets today – hoping that stars align and names drop into slots, with very real concerns that we’ll be hit by painful absences. And yet, we know there’s worse to come.

United’s teamsheet is, of course, of paramount importance. Robin Van Persie dominates our thoughts as Sir Alex Ferguson took time out to tease us, even reportedly stating on MUTV that the Dutchman is not only available to face the Canaries today, that he’s also certain to have a chance of ruffling their feathers.

While we try to decode the messaging, it’s worth noting perhaps that the press have not been taken in. Scanning our six newspapers over breakfast, none of them have the confidence to name Van Persie in their starting lineup – each one goes with Wayne Rooney in tandem with Javier Hernandez, with the Mail opting instead to start Rooney ahead of Shinji Kagawa, while the Independent go with a similar setup, with Danny Welbeck partnering Rooney.

Across the board, there are wholesale changes predicted. Chris Smalling starts in every lineup, although, in most cases, it’s at centre-back with Rafael retained at right-back. Alex Buttner also gets a run-out with Patrice Evra absent in the Independent, the Sun and the Telegraph teamsheets.

Presumably, then, the press feel that Van Persie will see some time from the bench – perhaps the final half an hour to kill off Chris Hughton’s men: a formidable weapon kept in reserve just in case Rooney and co fail to conjure the goals to clip the wings of a plucky opponent. That’s likely to be enough to see Van Persie’s Fantasy owners retain his services, it’s doubtful whether it will be quite enough to also back him with the armband in a Gameweek where several heavy-hitters have form or fixtures in their favour.

Marouane Fellaini may well have been a likely captaincy candidate and yet, like Ferguson, David Moyes saw fit to tantalise with his pre-match comments, leaving us in some doubt as to whether the Toffees will have the luxury of their Belgian skyscraper when Reading visit Goodison. Fellaini “has a chance to be fit” according to Everton’s own canny Scot. At least the press are definite on their interpretation of such a nugget: every one of our sources this morning name Fellaini in their lineups, safely pushed up behind Nikica Jelavic in attack.

So what of Daniel Sturridge? Once again, the former Chelsea man has caused us concern; while the thigh injury sustained at City recently, kept him out against West Brom, now, on the eve of a potentially profitable away trip to Wigan, he’s a doubt with “a little knock”. A worrying pattern has already emerged with Sturridge, then, perhaps adding a new variable to the Sturridge vs Suarez debate. For now, despite strong rumour to the contrary, confidence in a start this evening, remains fairly resolute: only the Sun and the Mail choose to omit Sturridge from their lineup.

To some extent, we have to take such uncertainty this week on the chin and hope to ride it out. The full picture of Gameweek 29 is yet to form but, the worse case scenario has us facing just six fixtures with most of us struggling to muster an active eleven. Personally, I’ve chosen to accept what’s dealt to me over the next 48-hours and concentrate efforts on the bigger rescue job ahead: it’s a case of withstanding the mild tremors to have a chance of facing up to the full blast. Have your fun Sir Alex – I’ve got bigger concerns on the horizon.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Death
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    is suarez really a doubt?? god damn it

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    1. Adro3
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      what? He isn't a doubt is he?

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    2. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      What?

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    3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      you are a doubt

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      1. Tatty Bojangles
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        13 years, 1 month ago

        +1

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        1. Adro3
          • 13 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Stop the s***

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    4. Messimerized- Join My FPL L…
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      😆

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    5. Pinatta
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      winning post

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  2. SAMCRO-Sons Of Fantasy
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Silva (C) 😎

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      riskyy

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  3. Drip Doctor
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Dayum, bottled it. No transfers made, kept Fellaini and Sturridge. I just know my rivals have got Suarez aswell.

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    1. Jonah
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Sensible, did the same thing myself.

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  4. Golden Oldies
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Michu Captain....was trying to swith VC from Mata to Bale in the end by time ran out...lets see what happens

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  5. Nopli
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    MATA(C) LETS DO IT

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    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      +15pts 😉

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  6. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Bring it.

    http://i.imgur.com/IrRxnDJ.png

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    1. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      So you decided on the -4 for Lambert....

      Bring it.

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    2. COMH
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      You keeping the Reading duo for next week?

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Shipping Guthrie probably, and Aguero for Lukaku.

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    3. tw
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      dang! nice team

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    4. Silent Vuvuzela
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Bee ee ay youtiful

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    5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Well done, Parm - good luck mate. Is my captain. 🙂

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    6. Jax
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      6 players out for you next week then maybe...

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    7. AGUEROOOOO!!!!!
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      nice team although the -4 for lambert, next week you could be in deep trouble more hits looking at that team could have kept studge

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    8. Ginkapo FPL
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      6 GW29 b;ankers and you transferred a liverpool player?

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Currently have 8, looking to use the FT and a hit for this.

        Bunn;
        Davies, Pearce, Wilson.
        Bale, Michu, Kebe.
        Suarez, Lambert, Lukaku.

        DDG; Mata, Walcott, Azpili, Clichy.

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  7. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    wow, held my nerve...........................hope it pays off this time!

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  8. NapalmDeath (Northern Chaos…
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Well, that's it. In the words of Asian Woman crossing 8 lanes without indication - "Good luck everybody else!"

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  9. keeney
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Hat-trick hazard (c) please

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    1. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Good choice.

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      1. keeney
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        I hope so

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  10. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Good luck all. 😀

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    1. ⭐ ABHISHEK - THE CURIOUS …
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Same to you.

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    2. Chrissy Waddle - 2025/26
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      +1

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  11. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    I did it!!!
    Peanut (c)

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      yea sure lol

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      1. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        I'll link it.

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        1. Lateriser 12
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Well done.

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  12. SuperOsçarBaby
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Aguero(c) for me. 🙂

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    1. iain_90
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      +1

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    2. Guendomeyang
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      we will celebrate it! 😀

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    3. Crazy Joe
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Same here.

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  13. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Next week looks ewww

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  14. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Hi, long time lurker, first time poster.

    Ok, everyone shut up now! 🙂

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Do you think that you could go away - and soon?

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        So you can continue spamming on your own?

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          I bring a touch of class; you bring nothing but the smell of dogshit.

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          1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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            13 years, 1 month ago

            That is highly offensive. And not classy at all.

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          2. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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            13 years, 1 month ago

            😆

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        2. Granville
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Where's the My Bloody Valentine gravatar gone?

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      2. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        You've been told, Unreal.

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  15. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Good luck, guys and girls! 🙂

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    1. Mavric Marco
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      You too fella 😛

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    2. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      To you as well mate.

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      1. Adro3
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        You too Doos

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    3. OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      and gays?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Yep. Absolutely. 🙂

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    4. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      To you too, Doosra.

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    5. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Right back at ya!

      Fellow Lambert captainer?

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  16. tw
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Evs, who'd you end up captaining?

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  17. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    so many different captains................its actually nice, as long as we all score well and get along...I do hate a nasty aatmos around here

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  18. Raul Madrid - That\'s …
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone else captained Nile Ranger this week?

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    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      *slow clap*

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      1. Raul Madrid - That\'s …
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        That's not the answer I was expecting.

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  19. Espi
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Triple Stoke defence, how did it come to this.

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  20. Get up ya bum
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Hope the papers are right about Rafael. Smalling at cb makes sense now I think about it.

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  21. Back to Back Ballacks
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    It's a bit like animal farm, all gameweeks are equal but some gameweeks are more equal than others however contrary to this FACT some gameweeeks are noner than most, thats right noner, meaning they are none the less worth worrying a fook about. Now, time to sit back and count other peoples points not coming in.
    🙂

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Pig. 😛 😉

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      1. Back to Back Ballacks
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        😆

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    2. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      😀

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  22. DVassell
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Arsenal's Defence x (Jenkinson + merte) + Arsenal form + Bale form = Bale Hattrick?

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  23. Silent Vuvuzela
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Already regretting Lambert captain

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      nah its a nice choice....they all are, really cant regret it this week

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  24. brookater
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    I am worried that my wife's team is going to overtake me this week!

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    1. keeney
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Surely that'll be grounds for divorce

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  25. PocketRocket
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    good luck ;nice to michu', give me challenge

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  26. DVassell
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    decided my transfers next week will look like:

    silva+pog> Sissoko+Bentekkers

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  27. FORCA INTER
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Jelavic will be the highest scoring player of the round

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    1. Mavric Marco
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Shout!

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    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      minus points you mean

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  28. sy
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    The three hour wait to see it rvp starts

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    1. Nopli
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      2 Hour 😉

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  29. Screaming Midget
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    13 years, 1 month ago

    Sissoko captain GW29? 😀

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  30. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Well... I've only gone and snapped with 3 minutes to go on a Saturday morning.

    RVP -> Lambert (c)

    It breaks a few of my golden rules - never make last minute moves on Saturday mornings, always have RVP, and don't make snap decisions that go against something I've debated for a while.

    Oh well.

    Death or Glory!

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