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4 April 2013 1166 comments
Mark Mark
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Sometimes, when in the presence of greatness, you can’t help feeling introspective. With Jonty rolling up with a very special “Full Jonty”, featuring none other than the current top ranked Fantasy Premier League manager, I cast my eye around my virtual dressing room with a feeling of disdain. What choice did I have but to gatecrash “Granny’s miffed”, reeling off my tale of woe as my once promising Fantasy season slips into oblivion.

As for our Full Jonty candidate, his story is quite extraordinary. Managing from down under, using reports, highlights and stats to steer his team, this guy sleeps while we fidget and flinch at every clean sheet lost. Get your ears around this valuable insight into a top manager, whilst listening to some rather average ones reel off another round of ScoutCast regulars.

Say g’day mate to this latest episode via this link, or avoid being flaming galah and stream it via the player below.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. New Ghost
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Nandoooo

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  2. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Cardozooooo

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  3. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Boom Cardozo and Torres 🙂

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    1. Give The Todd Some Love
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      You have Torres? Lucky 🙁

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  4. Captain Shirokov
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    Torres is back!

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    1. SPorting
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      Once you go black (mask), you never go back.

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  5. Ayling Buyers Club
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    What happened to the "all aboard" jingle?

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    1. Evs
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      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      I hated it !

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      1. Ayling Buyers Club
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        The removal? Or the jingle?

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        1. Evs
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          • 16 Years
          13 years, 3 months ago

          Jingle.

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          1. Ayling Buyers Club
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 3 months ago

            Well. Hmm. It was quite loud, I would say.

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      2. hillbillypete
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        13 years, 3 months ago

        grated on me a bit

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    2. Captain Shirokov
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      Copyright issues, I think.

      😆

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  6. Doctor X
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    Mata with his second assist.

    God, I really need him to start this weekend.

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    1. SPorting
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      He'll be snoozing on the bench.

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  7. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    Mata is better with Torres than with Ba

    Yeah I said it

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    1. New Ghost
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Si.

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    2. Captain Shirokov
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      Most definitely.

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    3. Smakies
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      spanish connection

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  8. JT's Dog
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Oops misread the article as granny milfed, totally different meaning

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    1. Willis.
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      No, you read correctly.

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  9. Ayling Buyers Club
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    You guys reckon Lampard will start at the weekend?

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    1. Evs
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      Yes

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    2. Captain Shirokov
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      Yep.

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      1. Ayling Buyers Club
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Cheers, guys.

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    3. Declan-
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      yes

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    4. Willis.
      • 14 Years
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      Yesh

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  10. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    Steven Taylor needs to stop this distraction lark
    It's a bit schoolboy!

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    1. Optimus.
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      did he play conway twitty?

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  11. Chu Young Ping Pong
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    Salah is the next Messi

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    1. Smakies
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      weren't you saying how messi was shit 2 days ago 😀

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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        13 years, 3 months ago

        It's just that Salah is left footed so I didn't call him the next Ronaldo 😀

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        1. Smakies
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          13 years, 3 months ago

          😀

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    2. kimoo
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      hey dude are u egyptian 😀

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        I am

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        1. New Ghost
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          😯

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          1. Chu Young Ping Pong
            • 13 Years
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            😯

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            1. New Ghost
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              13 years, 3 months ago

              Always you were English. Pleasant surprise. 😀

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              1. New Ghost
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                *thought

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    3. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      I thought you didn't rate Messi?

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      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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        True.

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  12. Willis.
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    Mata off

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    1. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Yes!

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  13. kimoo
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    salah make bale looks shit 😀

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  14. Back on the horse
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    Jaaskelainen / Federici
    Clyne / Wilson / Dawson / Zabaleta / Hill
    Cabaye / Bale / Santi Cazorla / Walcott / Maloney
    Sturridge / Suarez / Van Persie

    1 FT, £0.0m in the bank.

    Studge to Berbs? yay or nay?

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    1. Ayling Buyers Club
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      Yay.

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  15. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
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    This Salah guy is quite good.
    he just needs to learn meaning of the word pass.

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  16. hillbillypete
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    so looks like walcott isnt playing this weekend then

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  17. Back on the horse
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    long throw from bale- he's a machine

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  18. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    So so far Bale has done nothing. He's so not worth 10+ million of our budgets

    I encourage you all to sell and sell now

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    1. New Ghost
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      I got him at 6.5 😎

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    2. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      He's for the chop next week, unless Suarez gets a yellow.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        I wasn't serious obviously

        But I am selling as a 1 week measure

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        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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          I know 😉

          I would rather Suarez got his yellow, tbh, there aren't many mids that I really want for the double, esp with the uncertainty over Walcott.

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    3. hillbillypete
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      keeping for season now.

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      1. Declan-
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        +1. Everytime I get rid he scores (I've sold him three times this year)

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  19. Professor Abel X
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    • 13 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Ohhhhhh Michael Van Gerwen!!!!

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      • 17 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Dart off.

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      1. Professor Abel X
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Game on

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  20. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    So, what is the consensus about Walcott ? Keep? Will he play next week?

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    1. hillbillypete
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      im glad i sold for santi last week.

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      1. Professor Abel X
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Me too, was encouraged not to as it was sideways, but it's worked out very nicely!

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      2. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Got a bit lucky to be fair...

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    2. Willis.
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      Keep

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    3. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      This is what I read.

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  21. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Captain America

    How come he doesn't start anymore?

    Or has Siggy just been that good?

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    1. Evs
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      He's been injured I believe.

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    2. Back on the horse
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      he's been a bit injured recently i think, JK

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    3. Scroobius Mac
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      Been injured for a while. Sig's been good too though.

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    4. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      ah ok cheers guys

      Might monitor this, fancying a punt on him alongside Bale for DGW

      He is the DGW king after all

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  22. Scroobius Mac
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    Salah looks brilliant. Glad to see him go off.

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      He is brilliant.

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      1. Granville
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        He's impressed me more in one game than Shaquiri over several. I think they did some good business there.

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        1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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          He's really great, I can tell you that. He was one of the best players in last year's Olympics. Can see him moving to a bigger club in the summer.

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        2. Chu Young Ping Pong
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          And he's only 20.

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      Him and stocker ran the show

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  23. SPorting
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    Please excuse my posting about something so far removed from football but so fitting in a Scoutcast article.

    RIP Roger Ebert.

    "See you at the movies".

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      jealous..

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    2. Ayling Buyers Club
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      Did not know that until now. That is very sad, indeed.

      Only just read one of his reviews. 15 minutes ago (!).

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    3. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      🙁

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  24. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    Mata going off on 78 min positive for weekend?

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      think so, but I hope not.

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  25. Viper
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    Spurs are going to ruin my accumulator!!!!!

    🙁

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    1. Viper
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      Feckin Scott Parker and his stupid miss!

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      1. BBB
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        he didn't miss it was on target someone didn't move his feet

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  26. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    Bale back at left back now

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    1. Jimmers
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      down and out now

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  27. mosch1one
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    Thinksomeone ison the wind up with the Aston Villapredicted teamin the teamnews section. Sylla, in the hole with us playing a 4-4-1-1 system loooool.

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  28. HuttonDressedasLahm
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    13 years, 3 months ago

    Nooooooooooooiooooooooooo

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    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
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      13 years, 3 months ago

      Bale out for the weekend

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  29. crystalpalaceRus
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    o dear bale

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  30. DLL18
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    Uh-oh

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