634x258 Preamble
19 May 2013 4015 comments
Mark Mark
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The final day drama may be restricted to affairs in North London but in our world, every pass, shot and goal that takes place can make an impact.

With both the title race and relegation battles settled, Fantasy managers face an uncomfortable scenario, a new brand of uncertainty. There’s little need to stretch every sinew or go for the jugular: many of today’s teams can hold back, experiment and see out a result over the last ten minutes. While normally on the final day, we’d rip up the form book – right now, we’re unsure whether to toss it aside or use it as a firm foundation for our decision making.

Against this backdrop, we have to assess the merits of gambling with our lineups. Often an advocate of positive action – I’m looking at my starting XI and struggling to find a weakness to drive me to a radical change.

Admittedly, the lack of Liverpool attacking coverage is alarming me somewhat. Brendan Rodgers’ side look destined for considerable joy with QPR on the Anfield slab and Philippe Coutinho and Daniel Sturridge scrubbing up. We’re all expecting that pair to inflict a ruthless final insult on Harry Redknapp’s side and yet, by spending four points on either of those prime assets, I’m reliant on double figure returns without the safety net of Gameweeks to follow. Tough.

Mini-league glory is out of reach for me so, if my own quandary seems excruciating, I can only spare a thought for those contesting at the very top of the Fantasy Premier League. On a day when they need maximum effort and “to the death” exertions from their players, they’re readying themselves for the frustration of blanks and limited pitch-time, whilst desperately trying to calculate whether their differentials will be enough to bridge gaps, or if there’s the need to gamble on point hits.

Today’s teamsheets are perhaps the least of their worries, with the hope that rotation will take a back-seat as Premier League managers play their strongest suit. There are, however, some uncertainties hanging over us.

After Frank Lampard delivered so spectacularly at Villa Park last weekend, the press boys seem unsure on his start against Everton at the Bridge. Both The Daily Mail and The Sun make the decision to omit Lampard from their predicted midfields. Similarly, they’re torn on the City strike pairing with Aguero absent in The Telegraph, The Sun and The Times.

The United lineups, meanwhile, are skewed by the presence of Chris Smalling when only yesterday reports confirmed that the defender has undergone an operation that will keep him out until the pre-season. Smalling is a presence in many of the press lineups when, in reality, Antonio Valencia now looks likely to earn the right-back berth at the Hawthorns. Danny Welbeck could now start on the flank, with Javier Hernendez and Robin Van Persie partnered once again. Right now, only the Guardian have the “Little Pea” in their lineup and, for some reason, they omit Van Persie : surely an oversight.

With the likes of Ramires and Rafael finding their way into various teamsheets, despite suspensions, the reliability of the press predictions seem more haywire than ever. Typically, then, on a day of such uncertainty, there’s little or no clarity available from those supposedly “in the know”.

We’re on our own. On a day of destiny, we have to put our fate in the hands of those who, in the main, have already concluded their business and are edging towards the fairways and Dubai beaches with every kick.

For many, the drama will fail to reach the intensity of previous seasons but us Fantasy managers are always in reach or vulnerable to an “Aguero moment”. That’s one big reason why Fantasy Football is so compelling and why, right to the end, we’re strapped in and anticipating the twists and turns ahead.

While there’s little at stake in my world, I can only wish those at the mercy of today’s events the best of luck and a comfortable ride. Thanks for your company. See you next season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Mr. J
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    I'm chasing 54pts but he does not have Walcott, Sturridge, Michu, and captained Silva!

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    1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      im 28 points behind and i see my chances as very slim. Im afraid 54 points in one week is too much...

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      1. Mr. J
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Praying that Sturridge Walcott gets me 50+ 😀

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    2. Manani
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      😆
      you have to have 1st GW rank, and your mate has a 2m GW rank to catch up that margin

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      1. Mr. J
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        😀 here's to my first 1st GW rank..

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  2. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Michu and Studge hatty coming!!! 😀

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    1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I hope one is a flat cap and one is a top hat

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    2. Phaze 1
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      this please

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    3. Fabreghastly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      ah ahh. Addy and the little pea

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  3. nedfoo
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Best captain choice for next week?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Zaha.

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    2. FMCrazy
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Demel

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    3. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      CR7

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    4. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Ronaldo. Will be at Chelsea and have a DGW

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    5. Home Run Baker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Aubameyang

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    6. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Gary Jones great run of fixtures.

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  4. Trigg ⭐️
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Rival captained RvP 👿

    I could have captained Bale after all!!!

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  5. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Surely the still won't take the p1ss with the baps later. Hmmmm

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      remember last year we had to wait until the Monday morning? Meant people at the top had to wait overnight to see who'd come first. Farcical

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      1. FMCrazy
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Well the matches end at 1am for me, so I still have to 😛

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  6. FMCrazy
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Rival's front 3: Remy, Berbatov, Lukaku

    What

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  7. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Phew! Kept the transfer tab open for future tinkering... 😀

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      😆

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    2. Pratik
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      😆 😆

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  8. Damo.
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Ah nice one. Only league where there's anything happening and the 3 of us went for different capts.

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  9. Ole Gunnar Kush
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Who did Evs give the armband to??

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Michu

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    2. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Meeshoooo

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    3. Siva Mohan
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Michu

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    4. Thomass
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Michuuuuuuuu

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      1. Limbo
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Gwan EVS!

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      2. Ole Gunnar Kush
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Good differential! Go for it Evs!!

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  10. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Wow. Top four all captained bale and non even have Michu.
    Evs at five captained Michu.

    It's on!

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  11. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Evs you can borrow this if it goes well https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A3UieyjCAAAcAVr.png:large

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    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      😆

      Brilliant !

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  12. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    The top 4 have all Captained Bale, Evs has gone for Michu... It was the right thing to do. Good luck mate! 😀

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    1. Pratik
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      The 6th has Sturridge....I wouldn't rule him out either

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      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Yep, Julain Zip !

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    2. Plagued by indecision
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      woah. Seriously interesting afternoon!

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    3. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Definitely the correct move. Either finish 1st or 10th.

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      1. Pratik
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        +1

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      2. Qubit
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Couldnt agree more. It will likely come down to captaincy choice, no real difference in finishing 2nd or 10th, but if theres a chance of 1st take it with both hands and a sensible gamble like that.

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    4. Damo.
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Perfect set up.

      Best of luck Evs man.

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    5. Art Vandelay
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      well played EVS. You have played your hand well, now you just need the right cards to come up.

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      1. wycombewanderers
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        +1, good luck Evs, come on Michu!

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  13. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Welcome back Wednesday recording evenings, Thursday editing, Friday transfer decision day, Saturday captain mornings and Saturday and Sunday game afternoons and evenings, oh and Monday nights and midweek evening matches.

    Now to find something else to fill in that time.

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    1. Home Run Baker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Fantasy football manager?

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    2. Evans
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I know .... Looks like ill have start talking to the wife again ....

      Still there is the cricket and lions to look forward too

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    3. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      fantasygaelic.ie

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    4. BONZ
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Confederation Cup
      U21s

      We can still get a fix!

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    5. Limbo
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Golf.

      Equally as frustrating rewarding and time consuming. And it will defo give you at least 1 miffed per round old bean.

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  14. Evans
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Christ ... All my rivals have captained sturridge and I've got Bale .... Crumbs

    Is there something I don't know ?

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Lucky you...

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    2. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Have you see up an evs fan club yet? And is it customary to turn up to meetings at the last minute?

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      1. Evans
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        The Evs appreciation society is on my "to do" list lol

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  15. joinho
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Here's hoping RVP gets absolutely nothing. Who's with me?

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    1. FMCrazy
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      +1

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    2. Fenners
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I am or benched

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    3. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I was hoping that for the past four/five weeks didnt do me much good from top inside 10k to 18k.

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  16. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    I will pray to Allah to help EVS win

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    1. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I will pray to the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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      1. Thomass
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        I'm being serious here

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        1. Lord Flashheart
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          Ok did not mean to offend.

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        2. Sleep Talk
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          So might he be. Tolerance goes both ways.

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    2. SuperOsçarBaby
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      r u a muslim?

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      1. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        ?

        Guess.

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      2. Thomass
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Yes I am why do yu think I said that

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  17. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    michu scored the first goal for swansea this season and will end scoring the last goal too

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    1. nedfoo
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Destiny

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    2. Sleep Talk
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      *last two. 😉
      Surely he would want to reach 20 goals?

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    3. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Wasnt it the first goal of the season in the prem?

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      1. FMCrazy
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        yes

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          93rd minute stuner coming up

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  18. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Dammit Evs, why'd you have to captain a player I don't have have. It's going to be hard to cheer him on 🙂

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  19. Beavis
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Good luck EVS!

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  20. Hitman MHK
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Random confession, is it just me who adjusts players so they play in their preferred position when you pick your team?

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    1. Spencer
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I do it too. 🙂

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      1. Hitman MHK
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Hahah sweet ! 😀

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  21. Ginkapo FPL
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    I reckon I can win this, just give me a few more weeks

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    1. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      😆

      I need a few more decades.

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    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Nice Hernandez pick 😉

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Well if I cant punt on my captain....

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    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      The fantasy equivalent of Liverpool?

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        I am slightly worried about how good Liverpool could be next season

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    4. Evans
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Lol

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  22. Sarnab
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    How many gone with Bale captain?

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    1. Declan
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      o/

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    2. FMCrazy
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      o/

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    3. Evans
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Moi

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    4. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      7

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    5. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I think he's set to have a good week, hopefully some good double points will be coming my way.

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    6. Ole Gunnar Kush
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      yup

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  23. Art Vandelay
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    I have a 30 point lead and went Bale (c), although I was playing Captain roulette between him and Sturridge. The two lads behind me have gone with Sturridge. Nervous times.

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    1. Declan
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Same here, but I've only a 13pt lead.

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      1. v12w12
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Tight mate but good luck

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    2. Evans
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Same here....

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    3. v12w12
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      You'll be fine with 30 I think mate. Wish I'd done roulette or went for my preferred bale! I'm on Sturridge and he's on bale. 22 in it.

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  24. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Closest rival goes ahead and captains Podolski... Gives me hope of staying ahead!

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      might not even play if giroud is back in

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      1. Grimmaldi - Send in the Clo…
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        I'm hoping he comes on for a 5 minute cameo.

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    2. v12w12
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Result!

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  25. Thomass
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Good Luck JackArmy! 😀

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  26. FMCrazy
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Anyone liking the prospect of Ricky van Wolfswinkel next season? Could be great at Norwich, possibly similar FPL prospect as Lukaku has been this season

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    1. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Oh gawd, lets get this one over first.

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      1. FMCrazy
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Need something to fill the time, still got 4 hours 😛

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I like the prospect of his name fro FPL Teams. A punnage goldmine, that

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  27. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Evs has gone Michu (c)...

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    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      😯

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    2. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      all those above him have gone Bale (c)....

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  28. v12w12
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Ah well, shows you should play your own game....thought rival would've gone for Sturridge but he picked bale after all! Let's hope that bale doesn't score 8 more than Sturridge or my £150 is down the swanny!:(

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  29. mr messi
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Good luck Evs!

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  30. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Is there anyone else here who didn't wuss out with Chicharito(c)?

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    1. Fabreghastly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Bought him for a hit but never intended to captain

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    2. Declan-
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      That tumbleweed gif would be appropriate 🙂

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    3. Fabreghastly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      No. 8 in world captained him so you are in good company

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