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The Fantasy Football Scout Leagues Round-Up

19 February 2014 1711 comments
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It’s time to assess the progress of our Fantasy Football Scout leagues across a variety of games this evening. With leagues in the Fantasy Premier League (FPL), Sky Sports, Sun Dream Team and Champions League games, we have plenty to analyse:

Fantasy Premier League

Michael Atkins is not only the new Scout league leader, he has moved to number one in the overall rankings after a 74-point haul in Gameweek 26 took his tally to 1,795 points. Whilst many were affected by the postponement of Everton’s clash with Palace and City’s home showdown against Sunderland, Michael was able to field a full XI – up front, Liverpool pair Luis Suarez and Daniel Sturridge were joined by Tottenham’s in-form Emmanuel Adebayor, whilst the likes of Cardiff stopper David Marshall, Per Mertesacker, Nathan Baker and Adam Lallana all produced for Michael’s side, “No_Way_Jose”.

Luke Weston drops to second in the Scout League and second overall after a 46-point haul last time around. Reduced to 10 starters in Gameweek 26, he also had Liverpool’s “SAS” leading the line, while Artur Boruc and Ron Vlaar both produced bonus points and clean sheets – Luke moves to 1,786 points overall and has now been inside the top 10 since Gameweek 13.

In third spot is Luke van Lelyveld, who is also first in the FFS Members league. He racked up an impressive 68 points in Gameweek 26 despite being reduced to nine players – Suarez, Sturridge and Adebayor lead the line, whilst the likes of Lallana, Mertesacker, Vlaar and Luke Shaw were all key for Luke, who is now in fourth spot in the overall rankings on 1,764 points.

Christov Davies takes fourth position in the Scout League. A score of 76 points was higher than any of our top five in the previous Gameweek – he managed to field XI players, with Suarez, Sturridge and Lallana joined by a triple up on Arsenal’s defence (Mertesacker, Wojciech Szczesny and Bacary Sagna), whilst Branislav Ivanovic and Jose Fonte both delivered double figure hauls from the back. Up to seventh overall, Cristov sits on 1,758 points.

Our top five is completed by Sam Coles, who slips down despite scoring 70 points in Gameweek 26. Another one to opt for Suarez and Sturridge, he also has Lallana, Ivanovic, Marshall and Laurent Koscielny to thank for his lofty position – Sam sits in eighth spot overall on 1,754 points.

Intriguingly, for all the talk of template squads, our featured quintet have just three players in common with 12 Gameweeks remaining – Suarez, Sturridge and Eden Hazard. Thanks to the extraordinary endeavours of our top five, Fantasy Football Scout remain top of the League of Leagues. To join up, the league code is 1580-1106

In the Fantasy Football Scout Members League, Luke Van Lelyveld has a 31-point advantage over second-placed Jono McPhillips, with Joe Wilkinson a further 11 points behind Jono on 1,722 points overall.

Sky Sports Fantasy Football

Dammy Olubokun continues to lead the way. Both his teams share first spot on 1,846 points – he has a healthy lead on his nearest challenger, Garry Wheeler, who is further back on 1,790 points. Dammy’s teams are placed in second spot overall, just eight points off the summit, whilst Garry joins him in the top 10 in seventh spot. The winner of our Sky league, which is also top in the league of leagues, wins £1,000.

The Sun Dream Team

Geoff Pryor leads the way on 1,500 points, with his tactic of doubling up on both Chelsea’s defence and midfield helping him to 19th spot overall. Geoff has a 39-point lead over Charles Mouzon, who sits second in the Scout League – the pair are far ahead of the chasing pack, where third-placed Dan Ward is a further 99 points behind Charles on 1,362 points. The winner of our Sun league also picks up £1,000.

Champions League

With just a couple of games played in the Last 16 knockout stages last night, Diegocho33 remains at the top of the Scout League on 515 points and, after racking up 28 points on Tuesday evening, he moved to number one in the overall rankings. Pavel123 is second in the Scout League (and 13th overall) on 497 points, whilst Tankax is nine points further behind in third. To join, visit the UEFA website – league name: FFScout, code: 1209685-489925

Fantasy Football Scout Cup

The Fantasy Football Scout Cup VIII, as sponsored by Paddy Power, was won by Tdubb05 last month, who defeated Ajax in the final. Entry for the Scout Cup IX and Members Cup IV is already underway – the qualifying round is Gameweek 27 and further information on how to take part can be found here.

Ultimate Fantasy Premier League

As most of you will know by now, the FPL also released a Beta version of their new game in preparation for next season. There’s been plenty of talk surrounding the game on the boards and we plan to look at it in detail in an upcoming article – for now, we’ve set up a league for those who are planning to get involved – the code is: 1305-459

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  1. Baa
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Does anyone know of a twitter account thats posts PL line ups and nothing else?

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    1. Baa
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I wanted text alerts to my phone without all the other tweets

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    2. floydy_floyd
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Is Ur favourite player frank lamb-pard?

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      1. Baa
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        ...

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      2. Woy of the Wovers
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Ricky Lambert.

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        1. Woy of the Wovers
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          And Yohan Kebab

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    3. JT's Dog
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Try demi own twitter account, only time he seems to post is line ups, so would guess twitter is the same

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      1. Baa
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        He tweets loads 🙁
        https://twitter.com/FFScout_Demi

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        1. JT's Dog
          12 years, 6 months ago

          I'm out then

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  2. the axolotl
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    hey the whole giroud thing? i'm sure most of us here have suffered a personal circumstance of some sort that will take up all your attention at a given time, like a death in family, or a relationship break up, or losing a job, or whatever. but something that dwarves whatever level of sports you play at. so could you put all aside and just get on with it as a pro while on the pitch?

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    1. JT's Dog
      12 years, 6 months ago

      When I got caught having it off with a super model I found it hard to walk for a while never mind play sport

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      1. GreennRed
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        I'm still fkd after my week of passion with Destiny's Child.

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      2. Vote Joke
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Good for you. I shot way too early and she walked out. This is what would happen to most guys as a) they have ugly girlfriends due to them being ugly or poor; or b) jerk off too much and watch porn, this making them a bit lacking lacking in the real department.

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      3. the axolotl
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        🙂 you dirty dog

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        1. JT's Dog
          12 years, 6 months ago

          She said she liked it dirty, so I rolled in my own crap first

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    2. Vote Joke
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      What happened to him? Sorry, I don't read Hello so have no idea.

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      1. the axolotl
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        he's been tweeting himself how he needs to make it up to his wife after being caught by some rag newspaper with a model in hotel. but on the football side, wenger hasn't started him in last 2 "massive games" so head mustn't be right

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    3. Whitman2013
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Yes I'm going through one of them now. I throw myself into my education if I can giroud can.

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    4. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      A death in the family can bring about different reactions. Some players may react by playing as if they were 'playing in x's honour', whereas others might want time with their family to mourn the loss etc.
      Depends on the severity of the event, whether or not their is guilt involved especially I think. More likely to knock someone's confidence on the pitch

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      1. FPL Touches
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        *there fkin hell 😳

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      2. JT's Dog
        12 years, 6 months ago

        By guilt do you mean they killed the person

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        1. FPL Touches
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          Maybe 😆

          But generally I meant if they had done something like cheat on their wife, or something like that

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          1. JT's Dog
            12 years, 6 months ago

            Oh thought I had got a confession there
            Csi dog never off duty

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      3. the axolotl
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        well i've had 1 or 2 of those things happen, and hey i'm not a pro, but i've found that getting on a pitch helps a lot, where nothing else matters, all that stuff....

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    5. Licky
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Torrey Smith, an american football player, played soon after his brother had been killed, and scored two touchdowns, this was quite soon after the event as well.

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      1. the axolotl
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        case in point i suppose. everyone is different and all but i'm surprised wenger didn't still play giroud, the whole french connection and everything. maybe giroud is just in a mess

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        1. Licky
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          He came on against Liverpool, at a point in the match were Liverpool were very nearly running rampant.

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          1. the axolotl
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            yeah, which made it all the more surprising he didn't figure today. maybe he met with his accountant in the interim

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  3. GreennRed
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Taarabt for Milan? A Championship level player playing for one of the biggest names in football. Paul Daniels must be his agent 😉

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    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      One of the biggest names in football?

      Milan are awful.

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      1. GreennRed
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        You know what biggest 'name' means ?

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      2. Vote Joke
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Doesn't mean they aren't a big name. 5 European cups and all that.

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        1. Captain Shirokov
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          Doesn't mean it's hard to join them 😕

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          1. GreennRed
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            I think I'll get my own agent. With a name like Shirokov I'm surprised they haven't tapped you up!

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          2. Vote Joke
            • 16 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            That's true. Look at Gravesen joining Madrid!

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            1. GreennRed
              • 14 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              Gravesen was decent once, Taarabt wasn't.

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        2. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          *7

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    2. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Try Jack Daniels 😉 !

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  4. tm245
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Help appreciated here.

    Boruc Davis
    Baines Bertrand Kolarov Demel Hudson
    Mata Hazard Silva Navas Gnabry
    SAS

    Here are my five issues for gw 28 -- I have 2 FTs so need to use one, though no money ITB:

    Navas Silva Kolarov Hudson Gnabry

    Am leaning toward either Navas to Lallana or Hudson to Chester/Chambers, letting the other one roll over again. Any thoughts? Thanks.

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    1. Call Me Old Fashioned
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Navas--->Lallana looks like a no brainer.

      I would not be confident in him starting now as Nasri is back. Then Gnabry--->someone or Huson/Kolarov out week after

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      1. Cole-man of the Ca-hill
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Sell Navas for Lallana for a hit? yay or nay?

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    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Concentrate on getting GW29 players.Probably Navas as good as any to go.

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    3. tm245
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Cheers, guys -- Navas got me a goal but his fixtures/playing time dried up before he did much else.

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  5. Scratch
    • 17 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    How on earth can anyone dispute Szczesny's red card. Robben has a certain open goal if he doesn't get fouled. Bayern didn't score the penalty. Simple as that

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    1. Whitman2013
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Because I'm blinkered! Anything that goes against arsenal is wrong 😉

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Robben should have got sent off for the high two footed tackle on Szcz

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    3. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      because, even without the contact, sagna would have got to ball first (in my opinion, and not a fan). robben was jumping so not running when fouled, sagna would have easily passed him out. easy to say in replay slomo, impossible in real time.

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      1. Freshy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Of Course He was jumping
        He wanted to keep his ACL intact

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      2. Rhinos
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Under the current rules that is a blatant red, Arsenal cannot complain one bit.
        However wish theyd change the rule to only a red if outside the box because a penalty surely constitutes a clear goal scoring chance

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        1. the axolotl
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          no its not! it's not a clear goal scoring opportunity if you are not going to be the next player to touch the ball. and he's not the next to touch it just because he's fouled either

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          1. Rhinos
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            yes it is, no ref in their right mind would give any other decision, hes one of the quickest in the game, to say he wouldnt have got there before Sagna is pure wishful thinking. At full speed without all the replays the ref has no option and even wih all the replays its still red

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            1. the axolotl
              • 14 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              no, i don't agree at all. look i'm not a fan, and it's immaterial now anyway, but robben is jumping high then fouled before he even lands. even if not fouled all his pace is gone, he has to start from 0 momentum, meaning sagna gets there 1st.

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              1. Rhinos
                • 12 Years
                12 years, 6 months ago

                i disagree but even if thats true you cant expect the ref to be that detailed in his analysis in real time, it was a rash tackle close to the goal and Robben had controlled the ball, red was inevitable

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    4. GreennRed
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      The ball was going away from goal so some might say penalty and a yellow card was enough punishment. It was a red for me.

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  6. BONKER
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Nobody seems to be mentioning Paulinho, he is nailed on now fit either supplies or scores and has no blank and is cheap...am I missing something please.

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    1. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Tough fixtures after GW28

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  7. CABAYE4
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Love people talking about Kroos' quality as if he hasn't been doing it for a few seasons now, do some people (Sky pundits included) not pay any attention to non-PL football.

    He missed the run in through injury last season, if he'd been fit, Robben would never have even started in the final.

    Man U have no chance of getting him, he's just using them as a bargaining tool in his contract talks.

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    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Everyone is using us 🙁

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      1. JT's Dog
        12 years, 6 months ago

        The Kelly brooks of fpl

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        1. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          Utd certainly suck

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          1. JT's Dog
            12 years, 6 months ago

            So many other analogies that may get me banned

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    2. UnderstandablyDistraught
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Agree, no chance at all

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  8. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    So glad I learned about art from an early age..and so glad that folk on ebay are stupid at times...kerching !!..again.

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    1. Del Monte
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I do this with cameras at car boots #easymoney

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    2. JT's Dog
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Buying or selling
      I have vision of you doing masters fakes now

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Buying...just got £1,500 quid for a Tom Isherwood I bought for buttons...the second one I've got off ebay...

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        1. JT's Dog
          12 years, 6 months ago

          *puts Isherwood into regular eBay search file

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          1. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            Oh aye...he's a rubbish painter, god knows why folk collect them. I've found three in about five years...two on ebay and one from a house clearance of a lady who had died, but I let her relatives keep that one even though they were going to bin it.

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            1. JT's Dog
              12 years, 6 months ago

              Do you have their address

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              1. Dr Dream
                • 13 Years
                12 years, 6 months ago

                You're too late, they flogged it at a real auction....I didn't even get a thank you.

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                1. JT's Dog
                  12 years, 6 months ago

                  Hope you learned there then

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                  1. Dr Dream
                    • 13 Years
                    12 years, 6 months ago

                    I couldn't do it...It was a work friends of the wife, they'd sorted everything out and asked me for a look see before skipping anything...One Isherwood painting in the skip pile...sheesh.

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        2. The Enlightener
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          Careful.......a button expert may have gotten the best of you initially.

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          1. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            Nah...wise to all that lark..

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    3. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      What should I search for?

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    4. Vote Joke
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Please explain

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  9. Rhinos
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Fancy a punt on captaining Cazorla, he'll be relatively fresh and Sunderland will have one eye on the cup final. Punty yes given I have Saurez but genius if it works

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    1. Lanley Staurel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      All punts are genius if they work.

      Most don't.

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    2. jagshmash
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      remember when you own and dont captain suarez you kind of want him to do badly... an odd dilemma

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      1. Rhinos
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        I aint captained him since he got a huge haul v cardiff so used to it, just about in profit too

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  10. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    So glad i learned to forge art from an early age.......ppl on ebay are so stupid..kerching!!! 😉

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    1. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Hahaha...

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      1. Whitman2013
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        #awkward if he's not joking.

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  11. Willis.
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Giroud did NOT sleep with the model. They only played strip poker.

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    1. Whitman2013
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      They played flappy bird! -_-

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    2. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      As he attempted to deal the cards he slipped and a part of him entered her.

      Not really his fault.

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      1. Whitman2013
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Yeah I've lost track how often this has happened to me :/

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        1. FPL Touches
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          Leaves a bit of an awkward situation, I generally attempt to solve the issue by gyrating to try and free the trapped extremity.

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          1. Whitman2013
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            Yes it's a slippery slope it's so hard to free yourself :/

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      2. Saint & Reevesy
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        He went all in.....

        I gues thats to be expected when you poke her

        .....ill get my coat

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        1. Whitman2013
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          All in? Balls too? Ha

          She defo had a flush after that!

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          1. Saint & Reevesy
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            she has a full house....so to speak

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        2. FPL Touches
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          https://31.media.tumblr.com/304a4a3bfc2f501b8b00da956b47c49f/tumblr_n0p9tv7meP1rx0pqao1_400.gif

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          1. Saint & Reevesy
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            🙂

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  12. Nice to Finally Michu
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    What should I do with this team?
    Boruc (Mannone)
    Reid Kolarov Kosc (Azpi Chester)
    Hazard Eriksen Lallana Puncheon (Pozuelo)
    RVP Suarez Sturridge
    1 FT 2.6 ITB

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Save FT if you're confident Eriksen will play

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      1. jagshmash
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        save and play azpi over eriksen

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  13. Freshy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Updated FF Scout Champions League Standings

    1 - Entourage - Diegocho33 - 523
    2 - BSK - pavel123 - 515
    3 - Fc Piigad - Tankax - 505
    4 - FreshCrackersnGuff - freshy - 501
    4 - ZaNzI's XI - zadid56 - 501

    Look at Me - Look at Me

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  14. Whitman2013
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    As a kid I was beaten with a camera

    I still get flashbacks -_-

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    1. The Enlightener
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Thanks for that snapshot into your life. Bardoomp cling!

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    2. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      it normally develops that way

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    3. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      it normally develops that way, but it will fade

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    4. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      what sort of camera?

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      1. potatoace
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        camera obscura

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        1. The Enlightener
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          daguerreotype

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      2. FPL Touches
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Not sure, but I think it was fired from a Canon..

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    5. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Ah, I get the picture.

      Sounds like you were framed.

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    6. Art Vandelay
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      It must have had a negative influence on you.

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      1. Whitman2013
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        haha these one liners are good what have you guys got lol

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  15. Saint & Reevesy
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Im reading a book about anti gravity at the moment, I cant put it down.

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    1. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      is it uplifting?

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      1. Saint & Reevesy
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        So I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. And then it dawned on me.

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    2. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      surely some of the stats maestros on here are 1st year physics students who'd appreciate an awful joke like this? 🙂

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      1. Saint & Reevesy
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Yeah, know your audience 🙂

        ....or is it that im horrendously bored at work?

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        1. Whitman2013
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          i think its very funny!! 😛

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    3. Whitman2013
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      The last chapter of every book should just be all the characters acting completely terrified because their world is about to end.

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  16. potatoace
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Im gonna wrestle G29 be the horns and ride her kicking and screaming over a very tall cliff.

    that's my planning done then,
    wish me luck

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    1. Saint & Reevesy
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Soooo 5 starters then 🙂

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    2. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      over a cliff to jagged rocks and and angry ocean?

      step back man

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      1. potatoace
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        too late for that, we're in full gallop now

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  17. FACUPARSE
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Arsenal were the better team in the first half. I hope Ozil comes out and apologises for being a flash pr*ck and says he's never taking a penalty again.

    Think he needs to be dropped for a while

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    1. Licky
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I wouldn't say the entire first half, first twenty minutes they came out strong, but didn't capitalise, and to be honest that's their own fault, after Bayern inevitably gained a foothold it was only a matter of time until Arsenal cracked, a valiant effort but this is Bayern we are talking about.

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    2. RabMac
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Did my ears deceive me tonight as I am sure I heard Arsenal fans actually sing a song.

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        that was the wind whistling over their open mouths

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        1. Saint & Reevesy
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          harsh but fair 🙂

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        2. RabMac
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          It must be my age, as I knew it was too good to be true.

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    3. Saint & Reevesy
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I have to say Fifa should ban the rule about having to send a player off if they're percieved to be the 'last man'.......often the refs get it wrong as most have never played football and so dont take into account covering players or the fact the palyer was being forced wide etc etc. Its such a shame that both CPL games were ruined by a sending off. And after all surely a penalty is penalty enough?

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  18. Whitman2013
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    good news!!
    However lonely you feel, you're never alone. [There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      or girouds crotch

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      1. Whitman2013
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        ha theres a billion in there.

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      2. Saint & Reevesy
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Allegedly that girls back looks like a painters radio now........

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    2. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      In all seriousness, they are surprisingly conversational,

      I mite have a chat with the little buggers now..

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      1. Whitman2013
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        yeah i think you should i will too.

        other wise in sec t ings could change.

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  19. Whitman2013
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Isn't it great to live in the 21st century?
    Where deleting history has become more important than making it.

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      what history?

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    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      *deletes comment*

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      1. Whitman2013
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Naaasty 😛 How are you tm?

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  20. The Enlightener
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    I named my dog "5 miles" so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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    1. Whitman2013
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Oh i see your healthy... how am i supposed to eat healthily i the salad keeps falling out of my big mac 🙁

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    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      i nicknamed my wife 50 pushups ......

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      1. Whitman2013
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        you do your wife every day 😮 fair play :p

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        1. FPL Touches
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          He nicknames his hand 'wife'

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          1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            she never talks back to me 😉

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            1. FPL Touches
              • 14 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              😆

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      2. Saint & Reevesy
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        so you doo 100 a year.......

        I was going to say anually, but was worreid about a typo.

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        1. RoysCallerAnne
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          😆

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    3. GREENDREAMS11
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Lol,

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    4. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I named my horse 'Your Mum'

      ...

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      1. Licky
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        That's still bestiality.

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        1. FPL Touches
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          Don't be so harsh on your mother! I'm sure she's a lovely person..

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          1. Licky
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            Having an intimate relationship with a horse is one thing, but to consider one a person is disgusting! 😉

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          2. UnderstandablyDistraught
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            you had a bag over your head, how would you know?

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            1. FPL Touches
              • 14 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              😯
              This isn't me!
              http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3atFjrLxoaM/TD7-5zySAxI/AAAAAAAAAKo/5JVGuBVKvIQ/s1600/horse-mount.jpg

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              1. UnderstandablyDistraught
                • 15 Years
                12 years, 6 months ago

                Yowzah!!!

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              2. Licky
                • 14 Years
                12 years, 6 months ago

                Yeah, that guy has lost wait. *Gets coat*

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                1. Licky
                  • 14 Years
                  12 years, 6 months ago

                  I'd want to get my coat now with the Spelling Nazis on my case.

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    5. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      my dog's called spot

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      1. FPL Touches
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        http://cannibalkiss.com/wp-admin/js/poker-face-meme-blank-i17.jpg

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      2. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Mine is "pat"

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  21. Total Foot 5
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    some dude in my UCL league went: so far 65 pts. guy's gonna kill it.

    lahm - alaba - maxwell - van der wil - miranda
    ibra c - ronaldo

    im at 46 pts so far. hope all at least nailed ibra C. lahm was pricey at 7.

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  22. Whitman2013
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I also see lots of cricket

    I have 2020 vision.

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    1. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Maybe a short rest? Some water? Food? Nice little walk to regroup?

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  23. Saint & Reevesy
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    A dyslexic man walks into a Bra

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      a dwarf walked under it

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    2. The Enlightener
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      It's "Jamaican hairstyle day" at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it.

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      1. Saint & Reevesy
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        I didnt like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.

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        1. Whitman2013
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          HAHAHAHAH

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          1. FACUPARSE
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            Glad somebody enjoyed it

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    3. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      What do you call an Indian with eczema?

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      1. FPL Touches
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Rasheed.

        .

        sorry

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        1. UnderstandablyDistraught
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          What do you call an English man in the world cup final?

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          1. FPL Touches
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            Dead?

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            1. UnderstandablyDistraught
              • 15 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              Ref

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              1. UnderstandablyDistraught
                • 15 Years
                12 years, 6 months ago

                sorry

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  24. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    bet if i get azpi this week, he ceases to be nailed or gets injured for 3 games...........i managed it with terry 😕

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    1. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      get your grubby unlucky hands off him and do something else

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    2. JT's Dog
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I don't get it

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        im here all week folks

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  25. potatoace
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    what do you do with a space man?

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    1. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      park your car in it , man

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      1. UnderstandablyDistraught
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        dude!!!!

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  26. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 17 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Evening all 🙂

    Any Arsenal injuries?

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    1. The Farke Side Gallery
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      only pride

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      1. Whitman2013
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        silly comment. and yes gibbs.

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    2. JT's Dog
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Gibbs I think

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    3. Saint & Reevesy
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Only Girouds new misses, her's is killing her.

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    4. UnderstandablyDistraught
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Gibbs. Ozil may have A.D.D.

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  27. Whitman2013
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    girlfriend: can we have something christmassey on tv
    me: sure i replied

    so i changed the fifa settings to be snowy 😉

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    1. Saint & Reevesy
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas, its not her main present, its just a stocking filler

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  28. potatoace
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    why is there only one monopolies commission?

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    1. Saint & Reevesy
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Just spat my tea out over my keyboard. nice work.

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  29. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 17 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Seeing it's terrible joke time.

    Torres to be top FPL scorer next season.

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    1. Licky
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Are they revamping the rules to award points for pity.

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    2. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Needs more pun.

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    3. Whitman2013
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      ive already got my house on it 😉

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  30. Whitman2013
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    i am so sorry for these stupid one liners i needed cheering up thought i would make you guys feel happy too

    lastly just remember when your wife says i finished an entire box of tissues watching that film it doesnt mean the same as it would when you did 😉

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