The Fantasy Football Scout Leagues Round-Up

FPL GW33 Scout Picks - Final Selection

Darlow

O’Reilly
Senesi
Struijk

Semenyo
Bruno Fernandes
Tavernier
Palmer

João Pedro
Welbeck
Haaland

Dubravka
van Hecke
Hill
Okafor

GW34 Transfers Poll

Price Change Predictions

Risers

Fallers

Player	Team	Price	Progress	Tonight
Thiago	BRE	7.3m	99.7%	Likely
Darlow	LEE	3.9m	95.4%	Maybe
Aaronson	LEE	5.4m	94.1%	Unlikely
Mitchell	CRY	5.0m	91.2%	Unlikely
Struijk	LEE	4.3m	91.6%	Unlikely
Igor Jesus	NFO	5.8m	82.6%	Unlikely
Justin	LEE	3.9m	83.2%	Unlikely
Mavropanos	WHU	4.4m	75.3%	Unlikely
Semenyo	MCI	8.2m	80.6%	Unlikely
Leno	FUL	4.9m	73.4%	Unlikely
Aït-Nouri	MCI	5.7m	74.0%	Unlikely
Tavernier	BOU	5.4m	74.1%	Unlikely
Wan-Bissaka	WHU	4.1m	73.6%	Unlikely
Beto	EVE	5.0m	72.1%	Unlikely
Alderete	SUN	4.1m	73.5%	Unlikely
Okafor	LEE	5.5m	71.3%	Unlikely
Verbruggen	BHA	4.5m	71.7%	Unlikely
Gomez	BHA	4.9m	71.5%	Unlikely
Frimpong	LIV	5.7m	67.4%	Unlikely
Groß	BHA	5.5m	64.8%	Unlikely
Truffert	BOU	4.7m	61.9%	Unlikely
Bijol	LEE	3.9m	61.7%	Unlikely
Gakpo	LIV	7.3m	60.5%	Unlikely
Richards	CRY	4.4m	59.4%	Unlikely
Ngumoha	LIV	4.3m	59.2%	Unlikely
Mukiele	SUN	4.5m	54.4%	Unlikely
Shaw	MUN	4.5m	55.4%	Unlikely
Sarr	CRY	6.3m	55.4%	Unlikely
Minteh	BHA	5.5m	52.4%	Unlikely
Aina	NFO	4.7m	51.5%	Unlikely
Watkins	AVL	8.6m	35.9%	Unlikely
Kelleher	BRE	4.8m	47.3%	Unlikely
Ndiaye	EVE	6.2m	45.4%	Unlikely
Damsgaard	BRE	5.6m	47.1%	Unlikely
Bassey	FUL	4.4m	45.3%	Unlikely
F.Kadıoğlu	BHA	4.4m	44.0%	Unlikely
Cunha	MUN	8.0m	40.0%	Unlikely
M.Fernandes	WHU	5.5m	42.7%	Unlikely
Ødegaard	ARS	7.8m	42.1%	Unlikely
Casemiro	MUN	5.7m	39.6%	Unlikely

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Player	Team	Price	Progress	Tonight
Mbeumo	MUN	8.5m	100.5%	Very Likely
J.Timber	ARS	6.2m	95.8%	Likely
Merino	ARS	5.4m	100.0%	Very Likely
McAidoo	MCI	4.5m	99.5%	Maybe
Mac Allister	LIV	6.3m	93.9%	Maybe
Piroe	LEE	4.9m	97.0%	Maybe
Tchaouna	BUR	4.8m	96.4%	Maybe
Emenalo	CHE	4.5m	96.0%	Maybe
Longstaff	LEE	4.8m	95.5%	Maybe
Mayenda	SUN	5.2m	94.4%	Maybe
Dalot	MUN	4.6m	95.9%	Unlikely
Slonina	CHE	3.9m	91.5%	Unlikely
Cullen	BUR	4.9m	91.2%	Unlikely
Grealish	EVE	6.3m	90.9%	Unlikely
Garner	EVE	5.3m	90.5%	Unlikely
Johnson	CRY	6.5m	89.6%	Unlikely
Reijnders	MCI	5.0m	89.3%	Unlikely
Trafford	MCI	4.5m	86.6%	Unlikely
Gyökeres	ARS	8.8m	86.5%	Unlikely
Van den Berg	BRE	4.6m	83.4%	Unlikely
Szoboszlai	LIV	7.1m	85.2%	Unlikely
Salmon	ARS	4.0m	89.7%	Unlikely
Saliba	ARS	6.1m	84.6%	Unlikely
John	NFO	4.0m	81.0%	Unlikely
Andrey Santos	CHE	4.5m	79.3%	Unlikely
Mee	MUN	3.9m	78.9%	Unlikely
Cairns	LEE	3.9m	75.4%	Unlikely
Steele	BHA	4.2m	74.8%	Unlikely
Ebere	EVE	4.4m	74.6%	Unlikely
Schade	BRE	7.0m	72.7%	Unlikely
Dorgu	MUN	4.1m	72.7%	Unlikely
Mainoo	MUN	4.7m	71.4%	Unlikely
Martinez	AVL	5.1m	74.3%	Unlikely
Estève	BUR	3.9m	70.6%	Unlikely
Mané	WOL	4.3m	72.5%	Unlikely
Kilman	WHU	4.1m	68.1%	Unlikely
Webster	BHA	4.4m	68.8%	Unlikely
Byfield	TOT	4.0m	68.1%	Unlikely
Amissah	FUL	3.8m	67.4%	Unlikely
Angel	WOL	4.7m	67.4%	Unlikely

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Watchlists

	Player	Club	Factors
No Change	Donnarumma	MCI	C
No Change	Verbruggen	BHA	B, Vs
No Change	Raya Martin	ARS	B
No Change	Darlow	LEE	B, Vs, £
No Change	Petrovic	BOU	B
No Change	Henderson	CRY	C

Last updated: 16 Apr, 2026 10:18pm

	Player	Club	Factors
No Change	O’Reilly	MCI	A
No Change	Gabriel Magalhães	ARS	A
No Change	van Hecke	BHA	B, Vs
No Change	Hill	BOU	B, £
No Change	Struijk	LEE	B, Vs, £
No Change	Lacroix	CRY	A, Inj
No Change	van Dijk	LIV	C
No Change	Thiaw	NEW	C
No Change	Cash	AVL	C

Last updated: 17 Apr, 2026 12:20pm

	Player	Club	Factors
No Change	Bruno Fernandes	MUN	A
No Change	Semenyo	MCI	B
No Change	Palmer	CHE	B
No Change	Tavernier	BOU	C, £
No Change	Ismaila Sarr	CRY	A
No Change	Gordon	NEW	A
No Change	Rice	ARS	C
No Change	Rogers	AVL	C
No Change	Anderson	NFO	B, £
No Change	Szoboszlai	LIV	A
No Change	Wilson	FUL	B
No Change	Hinshelwood	BHA	C, Vs, £

Last updated: 17 Apr, 2026 8:11pm

	Player	Club	Factors
No Change	Haaland	MCI	C
No Change	João Pedro	CHE	A
No Change	Welbeck	BHA	B, Vs
No Change	Calvert-Lewin	LEE	C, Vs
No Change	Bowen	WHU	A
No Change	Thiago	BRE	A

Last updated: 17 Apr, 2026 8:13pm

[sbu_large_image] Leagues

19 February 2014 1711 comments

Paul

It’s time to assess the progress of our Fantasy Football Scout leagues across a variety of games this evening. With leagues in the Fantasy Premier League (FPL), Sky Sports , Sun Dream Team and Champions League games, we have plenty to analyse:

Fantasy Premier League

Michael Atkins is not only the new Scout league leader, he has moved to number one in the overall rankings after a 74-point haul in Gameweek 26 took his tally to 1,795 points. Whilst many were affected by the postponement of Everton’s clash with Palace and City’s home showdown against Sunderland, Michael was able to field a full XI – up front, Liverpool pair Luis Suarez and Daniel Sturridge were joined by Tottenham’s in-form Emmanuel Adebayor, whilst the likes of Cardiff stopper David Marshall, Per Mertesacker, Nathan Baker and Adam Lallana all produced for Michael’s side, “No_Way_Jose”.

Luke Weston drops to second in the Scout League and second overall after a 46-point haul last time around. Reduced to 10 starters in Gameweek 26, he also had Liverpool’s “SAS” leading the line, while Artur Boruc and Ron Vlaar both produced bonus points and clean sheets – Luke moves to 1,786 points overall and has now been inside the top 10 since Gameweek 13.

In third spot is Luke van Lelyveld, who is also first in the FFS Members league. He racked up an impressive 68 points in Gameweek 26 despite being reduced to nine players – Suarez, Sturridge and Adebayor lead the line, whilst the likes of Lallana, Mertesacker, Vlaar and Luke Shaw were all key for Luke, who is now in fourth spot in the overall rankings on 1,764 points.

Christov Davies takes fourth position in the Scout League. A score of 76 points was higher than any of our top five in the previous Gameweek – he managed to field XI players, with Suarez, Sturridge and Lallana joined by a triple up on Arsenal’s defence (Mertesacker, Wojciech Szczesny and Bacary Sagna), whilst Branislav Ivanovic and Jose Fonte both delivered double figure hauls from the back. Up to seventh overall, Cristov sits on 1,758 points.

Our top five is completed by Sam Coles, who slips down despite scoring 70 points in Gameweek 26. Another one to opt for Suarez and Sturridge, he also has Lallana, Ivanovic, Marshall and Laurent Koscielny to thank for his lofty position – Sam sits in eighth spot overall on 1,754 points.

Intriguingly, for all the talk of template squads, our featured quintet have just three players in common with 12 Gameweeks remaining – Suarez, Sturridge and Eden Hazard. Thanks to the extraordinary endeavours of our top five, Fantasy Football Scout remain top of the League of Leagues. To join up, the league code is 1580-1106

In the Fantasy Football Scout Members League, Luke Van Lelyveld has a 31-point advantage over second-placed Jono McPhillips, with Joe Wilkinson a further 11 points behind Jono on 1,722 points overall.

Sky Sports Fantasy Football

Dammy Olubokun continues to lead the way. Both his teams share first spot on 1,846 points – he has a healthy lead on his nearest challenger, Garry Wheeler, who is further back on 1,790 points. Dammy’s teams are placed in second spot overall, just eight points off the summit, whilst Garry joins him in the top 10 in seventh spot. The winner of our Sky league, which is also top in the league of leagues, wins £1,000.

The Sun Dream Team

Geoff Pryor leads the way on 1,500 points, with his tactic of doubling up on both Chelsea’s defence and midfield helping him to 19th spot overall. Geoff has a 39-point lead over Charles Mouzon, who sits second in the Scout League – the pair are far ahead of the chasing pack, where third-placed Dan Ward is a further 99 points behind Charles on 1,362 points. The winner of our Sun league also picks up £1,000.

Champions League

With just a couple of games played in the Last 16 knockout stages last night, Diegocho33 remains at the top of the Scout League on 515 points and, after racking up 28 points on Tuesday evening, he moved to number one in the overall rankings. Pavel123 is second in the Scout League (and 13th overall) on 497 points, whilst Tankax is nine points further behind in third. To join, visit the UEFA website – league name: FFScout, code: 1209685-489925

Fantasy Football Scout Cup

The Fantasy Football Scout Cup VIII, as sponsored by Paddy Power, was won by Tdubb05 last month, who defeated Ajax in the final. Entry for the Scout Cup IX and Members Cup IV is already underway – the qualifying round is Gameweek 27 and further information on how to take part can be found here.

Ultimate Fantasy Premier League

As most of you will know by now, the FPL also released a Beta version of their new game in preparation for next season. There’s been plenty of talk surrounding the game on the boards and we plan to look at it in detail in an upcoming article – for now, we’ve set up a league for those who are planning to get involved – the code is: 1305-459

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Baa
12 years, 2 months ago
Does anyone know of a twitter account thats posts PL line ups and nothing else?
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1. Baa
  12 years, 2 months ago
  I wanted text alerts to my phone without all the other tweets
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2. floydy_floyd
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Is Ur favourite player frank lamb-pard?
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  1. Baa
    12 years, 2 months ago
    ...
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  2. Woy of the Wovers
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Ricky Lambert.
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    1. Woy of the Wovers
      12 years, 2 months ago
      And Yohan Kebab
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3. JT's Dog
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Try demi own twitter account, only time he seems to post is line ups, so would guess twitter is the same
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  1. Baa
    12 years, 2 months ago
    He tweets loads 🙁
    https://twitter.com/FFScout_Demi
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    1. JT's Dog
      12 years, 2 months ago
      I'm out then
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the axolotl
12 years, 2 months ago
hey the whole giroud thing? i'm sure most of us here have suffered a personal circumstance of some sort that will take up all your attention at a given time, like a death in family, or a relationship break up, or losing a job, or whatever. but something that dwarves whatever level of sports you play at. so could you put all aside and just get on with it as a pro while on the pitch?
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1. JT's Dog
  12 years, 2 months ago
  When I got caught having it off with a super model I found it hard to walk for a while never mind play sport
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  1. GreennRed
    12 years, 2 months ago
    I'm still fkd after my week of passion with Destiny's Child.
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  2. Vote Joke
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Good for you. I shot way too early and she walked out. This is what would happen to most guys as a) they have ugly girlfriends due to them being ugly or poor; or b) jerk off too much and watch porn, this making them a bit lacking lacking in the real department.
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  3. the axolotl
    12 years, 2 months ago
    🙂 you dirty dog
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    1. JT's Dog
      12 years, 2 months ago
      She said she liked it dirty, so I rolled in my own crap first
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2. Vote Joke
  12 years, 2 months ago
  What happened to him? Sorry, I don't read Hello so have no idea.
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  1. the axolotl
    12 years, 2 months ago
    he's been tweeting himself how he needs to make it up to his wife after being caught by some rag newspaper with a model in hotel. but on the football side, wenger hasn't started him in last 2 "massive games" so head mustn't be right
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3. Whitman2013
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Yes I'm going through one of them now. I throw myself into my education if I can giroud can.
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4. FPL Touches
  12 years, 2 months ago
  A death in the family can bring about different reactions. Some players may react by playing as if they were 'playing in x's honour', whereas others might want time with their family to mourn the loss etc.
  Depends on the severity of the event, whether or not their is guilt involved especially I think. More likely to knock someone's confidence on the pitch
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  1. FPL Touches
    12 years, 2 months ago
    *there fkin hell 😳
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  2. JT's Dog
    12 years, 2 months ago
    By guilt do you mean they killed the person
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    1. FPL Touches
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Maybe 😆
      
      But generally I meant if they had done something like cheat on their wife, or something like that
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      1. JT's Dog
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Oh thought I had got a confession there
        Csi dog never off duty
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  3. the axolotl
    12 years, 2 months ago
    well i've had 1 or 2 of those things happen, and hey i'm not a pro, but i've found that getting on a pitch helps a lot, where nothing else matters, all that stuff....
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5. Licky
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Torrey Smith, an american football player, played soon after his brother had been killed, and scored two touchdowns, this was quite soon after the event as well.
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  1. the axolotl
    12 years, 2 months ago
    case in point i suppose. everyone is different and all but i'm surprised wenger didn't still play giroud, the whole french connection and everything. maybe giroud is just in a mess
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    1. Licky
      12 years, 2 months ago
      He came on against Liverpool, at a point in the match were Liverpool were very nearly running rampant.
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      1. the axolotl
        12 years, 2 months ago
        yeah, which made it all the more surprising he didn't figure today. maybe he met with his accountant in the interim
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GreennRed
12 years, 2 months ago
Taarabt for Milan? A Championship level player playing for one of the biggest names in football. Paul Daniels must be his agent 😉
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1. Captain Shirokov
  12 years, 2 months ago
  One of the biggest names in football?
  
  Milan are awful.
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  1. GreennRed
    12 years, 2 months ago
    You know what biggest 'name' means ?
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  2. Vote Joke
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Doesn't mean they aren't a big name. 5 European cups and all that.
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    1. Captain Shirokov
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Doesn't mean it's hard to join them 😕
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      1. GreennRed
        12 years, 2 months ago
        I think I'll get my own agent. With a name like Shirokov I'm surprised they haven't tapped you up!
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      2. Vote Joke
        12 years, 2 months ago
        That's true. Look at Gravesen joining Madrid!
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        GreennRed
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Gravesen was decent once, Taarabt wasn't.
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    2. Mílanista
      12 years, 2 months ago
      *7
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2. Evs
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Try Jack Daniels 😉 !
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tm245
12 years, 2 months ago
Help appreciated here.

Boruc Davis
Baines Bertrand Kolarov Demel Hudson
Mata Hazard Silva Navas Gnabry
SAS

Here are my five issues for gw 28 -- I have 2 FTs so need to use one, though no money ITB:

Navas Silva Kolarov Hudson Gnabry

Am leaning toward either Navas to Lallana or Hudson to Chester/Chambers, letting the other one roll over again. Any thoughts? Thanks.
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1. Call Me Old Fashioned
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Navas--->Lallana looks like a no brainer.
  
  I would not be confident in him starting now as Nasri is back. Then Gnabry--->someone or Huson/Kolarov out week after
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  1. Cole-man of the Ca-hill
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Sell Navas for Lallana for a hit? yay or nay?
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2. Woy of the Wovers
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Concentrate on getting GW29 players.Probably Navas as good as any to go.
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3. tm245
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Cheers, guys -- Navas got me a goal but his fixtures/playing time dried up before he did much else.
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Scratch
12 years, 2 months ago
How on earth can anyone dispute Szczesny's red card. Robben has a certain open goal if he doesn't get fouled. Bayern didn't score the penalty. Simple as that
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1. Whitman2013
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Because I'm blinkered! Anything that goes against arsenal is wrong 😉
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2. Ginkapo FPL
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Robben should have got sent off for the high two footed tackle on Szcz
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3. the axolotl
  12 years, 2 months ago
  because, even without the contact, sagna would have got to ball first (in my opinion, and not a fan). robben was jumping so not running when fouled, sagna would have easily passed him out. easy to say in replay slomo, impossible in real time.
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  1. Freshy
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Of Course He was jumping
    He wanted to keep his ACL intact
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  2. Rhinos
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Under the current rules that is a blatant red, Arsenal cannot complain one bit.
    However wish theyd change the rule to only a red if outside the box because a penalty surely constitutes a clear goal scoring chance
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    1. the axolotl
      12 years, 2 months ago
      no its not! it's not a clear goal scoring opportunity if you are not going to be the next player to touch the ball. and he's not the next to touch it just because he's fouled either
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      1. Rhinos
        12 years, 2 months ago
        yes it is, no ref in their right mind would give any other decision, hes one of the quickest in the game, to say he wouldnt have got there before Sagna is pure wishful thinking. At full speed without all the replays the ref has no option and even wih all the replays its still red
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        the axolotl
        12 years, 2 months ago
        no, i don't agree at all. look i'm not a fan, and it's immaterial now anyway, but robben is jumping high then fouled before he even lands. even if not fouled all his pace is gone, he has to start from 0 momentum, meaning sagna gets there 1st.
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        Rhinos
        12 years, 2 months ago
        i disagree but even if thats true you cant expect the ref to be that detailed in his analysis in real time, it was a rash tackle close to the goal and Robben had controlled the ball, red was inevitable
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4. GreennRed
  12 years, 2 months ago
  The ball was going away from goal so some might say penalty and a yellow card was enough punishment. It was a red for me.
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BONKER
12 years, 2 months ago
Nobody seems to be mentioning Paulinho, he is nailed on now fit either supplies or scores and has no blank and is cheap...am I missing something please.
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1. NATSTER
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Tough fixtures after GW28
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CABAYE4
12 years, 2 months ago
Love people talking about Kroos' quality as if he hasn't been doing it for a few seasons now, do some people (Sky pundits included) not pay any attention to non-PL football.

He missed the run in through injury last season, if he'd been fit, Robben would never have even started in the final.

Man U have no chance of getting him, he's just using them as a bargaining tool in his contract talks.
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1. Parm
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Everyone is using us 🙁
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  1. JT's Dog
    12 years, 2 months ago
    The Kelly brooks of fpl
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    1. Mílanista
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Utd certainly suck
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      1. JT's Dog
        12 years, 2 months ago
        So many other analogies that may get me banned
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2. UnderstandablyDistraught
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Agree, no chance at all
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Dr Dream
12 years, 2 months ago
So glad I learned about art from an early age..and so glad that folk on ebay are stupid at times...kerching !!..again.
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1. Del Monte
  12 years, 2 months ago
  I do this with cameras at car boots #easymoney
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2. JT's Dog
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Buying or selling
  I have vision of you doing masters fakes now
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  1. Dr Dream
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Buying...just got £1,500 quid for a Tom Isherwood I bought for buttons...the second one I've got off ebay...
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    1. JT's Dog
      12 years, 2 months ago
      *puts Isherwood into regular eBay search file
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      1. Dr Dream
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Oh aye...he's a rubbish painter, god knows why folk collect them. I've found three in about five years...two on ebay and one from a house clearance of a lady who had died, but I let her relatives keep that one even though they were going to bin it.
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        JT's Dog
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Do you have their address
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        Dr Dream
        12 years, 2 months ago
        You're too late, they flogged it at a real auction....I didn't even get a thank you.
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        JT's Dog
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Hope you learned there then
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        Dr Dream
        12 years, 2 months ago
        I couldn't do it...It was a work friends of the wife, they'd sorted everything out and asked me for a look see before skipping anything...One Isherwood painting in the skip pile...sheesh.
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    2. The Enlightener
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Careful.......a button expert may have gotten the best of you initially.
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      1. Dr Dream
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Nah...wise to all that lark..
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3. FPL Touches
  12 years, 2 months ago
  What should I search for?
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4. Vote Joke
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Please explain
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Rhinos
12 years, 2 months ago
Fancy a punt on captaining Cazorla, he'll be relatively fresh and Sunderland will have one eye on the cup final. Punty yes given I have Saurez but genius if it works
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1. Lanley Staurel
  12 years, 2 months ago
  All punts are genius if they work.
  
  Most don't.
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2. jagshmash
  12 years, 2 months ago
  remember when you own and dont captain suarez you kind of want him to do badly... an odd dilemma
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  1. Rhinos
    12 years, 2 months ago
    I aint captained him since he got a huge haul v cardiff so used to it, just about in profit too
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Colonel Shoe 肝池
12 years, 2 months ago
So glad i learned to forge art from an early age.......ppl on ebay are so stupid..kerching!!! 😉
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  12 years, 2 months ago
  Hahaha...
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  1. Whitman2013
    12 years, 2 months ago
    #awkward if he's not joking.
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Willis.
12 years, 2 months ago
Giroud did NOT sleep with the model. They only played strip poker.
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1. Whitman2013
  12 years, 2 months ago
  They played flappy bird! -_-
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2. FPL Touches
  12 years, 2 months ago
  As he attempted to deal the cards he slipped and a part of him entered her.
  
  Not really his fault.
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  1. Whitman2013
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Yeah I've lost track how often this has happened to me :/
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    1. FPL Touches
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Leaves a bit of an awkward situation, I generally attempt to solve the issue by gyrating to try and free the trapped extremity.
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      1. Whitman2013
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Yes it's a slippery slope it's so hard to free yourself :/
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  2. Saint & Reevesy
    12 years, 2 months ago
    He went all in.....
    
    I gues thats to be expected when you poke her
    
    .....ill get my coat
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    1. Whitman2013
      12 years, 2 months ago
      All in? Balls too? Ha
      
      She defo had a flush after that!
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      1. Saint & Reevesy
        12 years, 2 months ago
        she has a full house....so to speak
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    2. FPL Touches
      12 years, 2 months ago
      https://31.media.tumblr.com/304a4a3bfc2f501b8b00da956b47c49f/tumblr_n0p9tv7meP1rx0pqao1_400.gif
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      1. Saint & Reevesy
        12 years, 2 months ago
        🙂
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Nice to Finally Michu
12 years, 2 months ago
What should I do with this team?
Boruc (Mannone)
Reid Kolarov Kosc (Azpi Chester)
Hazard Eriksen Lallana Puncheon (Pozuelo)
RVP Suarez Sturridge
1 FT 2.6 ITB
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1. UnderstandablyDistraught
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Save FT if you're confident Eriksen will play
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  1. jagshmash
    12 years, 2 months ago
    save and play azpi over eriksen
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Freshy
12 years, 2 months ago
Updated FF Scout Champions League Standings

1 - Entourage - Diegocho33 - 523
2 - BSK - pavel123 - 515
3 - Fc Piigad - Tankax - 505
4 - FreshCrackersnGuff - freshy - 501
4 - ZaNzI's XI - zadid56 - 501

Look at Me - Look at Me
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Whitman2013
12 years, 2 months ago
As a kid I was beaten with a camera

I still get flashbacks -_-
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1. The Enlightener
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Thanks for that snapshot into your life. Bardoomp cling!
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2. potatoace
  12 years, 2 months ago
  it normally develops that way
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3. potatoace
  12 years, 2 months ago
  it normally develops that way, but it will fade
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4. the axolotl
  12 years, 2 months ago
  what sort of camera?
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  1. potatoace
    12 years, 2 months ago
    camera obscura
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    1. The Enlightener
      12 years, 2 months ago
      daguerreotype
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  2. FPL Touches
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Not sure, but I think it was fired from a Canon..
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5. FPL Touches
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Ah, I get the picture.
  
  Sounds like you were framed.
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6. Art Vandelay
  12 years, 2 months ago
  It must have had a negative influence on you.
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  1. Whitman2013
    12 years, 2 months ago
    haha these one liners are good what have you guys got lol
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Saint & Reevesy
12 years, 2 months ago
Im reading a book about anti gravity at the moment, I cant put it down.
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1. potatoace
  12 years, 2 months ago
  is it uplifting?
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  1. Saint & Reevesy
    12 years, 2 months ago
    So I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. And then it dawned on me.
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2. the axolotl
  12 years, 2 months ago
  surely some of the stats maestros on here are 1st year physics students who'd appreciate an awful joke like this? 🙂
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  1. Saint & Reevesy
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Yeah, know your audience 🙂
    
    ....or is it that im horrendously bored at work?
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    1. Whitman2013
      12 years, 2 months ago
      i think its very funny!! 😛
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3. Whitman2013
  12 years, 2 months ago
  The last chapter of every book should just be all the characters acting completely terrified because their world is about to end.
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potatoace
12 years, 2 months ago
Im gonna wrestle G29 be the horns and ride her kicking and screaming over a very tall cliff.

that's my planning done then,
wish me luck
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1. Saint & Reevesy
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Soooo 5 starters then 🙂
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2. the axolotl
  12 years, 2 months ago
  over a cliff to jagged rocks and and angry ocean?
  
  step back man
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  1. potatoace
    12 years, 2 months ago
    too late for that, we're in full gallop now
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FACUPARSE
12 years, 2 months ago
Arsenal were the better team in the first half. I hope Ozil comes out and apologises for being a flash pr*ck and says he's never taking a penalty again.

Think he needs to be dropped for a while
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1. Licky
  12 years, 2 months ago
  I wouldn't say the entire first half, first twenty minutes they came out strong, but didn't capitalise, and to be honest that's their own fault, after Bayern inevitably gained a foothold it was only a matter of time until Arsenal cracked, a valiant effort but this is Bayern we are talking about.
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2. RabMac
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Did my ears deceive me tonight as I am sure I heard Arsenal fans actually sing a song.
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  1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    12 years, 2 months ago
    that was the wind whistling over their open mouths
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    1. Saint & Reevesy
      12 years, 2 months ago
      harsh but fair 🙂
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      12 years, 2 months ago
      It must be my age, as I knew it was too good to be true.
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3. Saint & Reevesy
  12 years, 2 months ago
  I have to say Fifa should ban the rule about having to send a player off if they're percieved to be the 'last man'.......often the refs get it wrong as most have never played football and so dont take into account covering players or the fact the palyer was being forced wide etc etc. Its such a shame that both CPL games were ruined by a sending off. And after all surely a penalty is penalty enough?
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Whitman2013
12 years, 2 months ago
good news!!
However lonely you feel, you're never alone. [There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house
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1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
  12 years, 2 months ago
  or girouds crotch
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  1. Whitman2013
    12 years, 2 months ago
    ha theres a billion in there.
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  2. Saint & Reevesy
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Allegedly that girls back looks like a painters radio now........
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2. FPL Touches
  12 years, 2 months ago
  In all seriousness, they are surprisingly conversational,
  
  I mite have a chat with the little buggers now..
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  1. Whitman2013
    12 years, 2 months ago
    yeah i think you should i will too.
    
    other wise in sec t ings could change.
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Whitman2013
12 years, 2 months ago
Isn't it great to live in the 21st century?
Where deleting history has become more important than making it.
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1. UnderstandablyDistraught
  12 years, 2 months ago
  what history?
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2. TorresMagic™
  12 years, 2 months ago
  *deletes comment*
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  1. Whitman2013
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Naaasty 😛 How are you tm?
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The Enlightener
12 years, 2 months ago
I named my dog "5 miles" so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.
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1. Whitman2013
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Oh i see your healthy... how am i supposed to eat healthily i the salad keeps falling out of my big mac 🙁
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2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
  12 years, 2 months ago
  i nicknamed my wife 50 pushups ......
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  1. Whitman2013
    12 years, 2 months ago
    you do your wife every day 😮 fair play :p
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    1. FPL Touches
      12 years, 2 months ago
      He nicknames his hand 'wife'
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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        12 years, 2 months ago
        she never talks back to me 😉
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        12 years, 2 months ago
        😆
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  2. Saint & Reevesy
    12 years, 2 months ago
    so you doo 100 a year.......
    
    I was going to say anually, but was worreid about a typo.
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    1. RoysCallerAnne
      12 years, 2 months ago
      😆
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3. GREENDREAMS11
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Lol,
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4. FPL Touches
  12 years, 2 months ago
  I named my horse 'Your Mum'
  
  ...
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  1. Licky
    12 years, 2 months ago
    That's still bestiality.
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    1. FPL Touches
      12 years, 2 months ago
      Don't be so harsh on your mother! I'm sure she's a lovely person..
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      1. Licky
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Having an intimate relationship with a horse is one thing, but to consider one a person is disgusting! 😉
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      2. UnderstandablyDistraught
        12 years, 2 months ago
        you had a bag over your head, how would you know?
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        FPL Touches
        12 years, 2 months ago
        😯
        This isn't me!
        http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3atFjrLxoaM/TD7-5zySAxI/AAAAAAAAAKo/5JVGuBVKvIQ/s1600/horse-mount.jpg
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        UnderstandablyDistraught
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Yowzah!!!
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        Licky
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Yeah, that guy has lost wait. *Gets coat*
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        Licky
        12 years, 2 months ago
        I'd want to get my coat now with the Spelling Nazis on my case.
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5. the axolotl
  12 years, 2 months ago
  my dog's called spot
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  1. FPL Touches
    12 years, 2 months ago
    http://cannibalkiss.com/wp-admin/js/poker-face-meme-blank-i17.jpg
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  2. Lord Flashheart
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Mine is "pat"
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Total Foot 5
12 years, 2 months ago
some dude in my UCL league went: so far 65 pts. guy's gonna kill it.

lahm - alaba - maxwell - van der wil - miranda
ibra c - ronaldo

im at 46 pts so far. hope all at least nailed ibra C. lahm was pricey at 7.
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Whitman2013
12 years, 2 months ago
I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I also see lots of cricket

I have 2020 vision.
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1. Lord Flashheart
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Maybe a short rest? Some water? Food? Nice little walk to regroup?
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Saint & Reevesy
12 years, 2 months ago
A dyslexic man walks into a Bra
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1. UnderstandablyDistraught
  12 years, 2 months ago
  a dwarf walked under it
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2. The Enlightener
  12 years, 2 months ago
  It's "Jamaican hairstyle day" at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it.
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  1. Saint & Reevesy
    12 years, 2 months ago
    I didnt like my beard at first, but then it grew on me.
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    1. Whitman2013
      12 years, 2 months ago
      HAHAHAHAH
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      1. FACUPARSE
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Glad somebody enjoyed it
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3. FPL Touches
  12 years, 2 months ago
  What do you call an Indian with eczema?
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  1. FPL Touches
    12 years, 2 months ago
    Rasheed.
    
    .
    
    sorry
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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
      12 years, 2 months ago
      What do you call an English man in the world cup final?
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      1. FPL Touches
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Dead?
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        UnderstandablyDistraught
        12 years, 2 months ago
        Ref
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        UnderstandablyDistraught
        12 years, 2 months ago
        sorry
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Colonel Shoe 肝池
12 years, 2 months ago
bet if i get azpi this week, he ceases to be nailed or gets injured for 3 games...........i managed it with terry 😕
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1. the axolotl
  12 years, 2 months ago
  get your grubby unlucky hands off him and do something else
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2. JT's Dog
  12 years, 2 months ago
  I don't get it
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  1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    12 years, 2 months ago
    im here all week folks
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potatoace
12 years, 2 months ago
what do you do with a space man?
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1. potatoace
  12 years, 2 months ago
  park your car in it , man
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  1. UnderstandablyDistraught
    12 years, 2 months ago
    dude!!!!
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TorresMagic™
12 years, 2 months ago
Evening all 🙂

Any Arsenal injuries?
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1. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
  12 years, 2 months ago
  only pride
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  1. Whitman2013
    12 years, 2 months ago
    silly comment. and yes gibbs.
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2. JT's Dog
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Gibbs I think
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3. Saint & Reevesy
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Only Girouds new misses, her's is killing her.
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4. UnderstandablyDistraught
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Gibbs. Ozil may have A.D.D.
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Whitman2013
12 years, 2 months ago
girlfriend: can we have something christmassey on tv
me: sure i replied

so i changed the fifa settings to be snowy 😉
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1. Saint & Reevesy
  12 years, 2 months ago
  I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas, its not her main present, its just a stocking filler
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potatoace
12 years, 2 months ago
why is there only one monopolies commission?
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1. Saint & Reevesy
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Just spat my tea out over my keyboard. nice work.
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TorresMagic™
12 years, 2 months ago
Seeing it's terrible joke time.

Torres to be top FPL scorer next season.
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1. Licky
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Are they revamping the rules to award points for pity.
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2. FPL Touches
  12 years, 2 months ago
  Needs more pun.
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3. Whitman2013
  12 years, 2 months ago
  ive already got my house on it 😉
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Whitman2013
12 years, 2 months ago
i am so sorry for these stupid one liners i needed cheering up thought i would make you guys feel happy too

lastly just remember when your wife says i finished an entire box of tissues watching that film it doesnt mean the same as it would when you did 😉
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