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We delve into the data once again this evening and assess some of the standout statistics over the weekend gone by. Arsenal’s fit-again midfielder, Chelsea’s Brazilian schemer, Sunderland, Swansea and West Ham’s frontmen, Palace’s defence and Everton’s raiding right-back are amongst our main topics this time around:

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  1. FionnMac
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    How many minutes will Aguero play from the next 4 games?

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    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      307

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      187.

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    3. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      178.5

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    4. Make United Great Again
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      11 years, 11 months ago

      69

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    5. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      6.

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    6. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      390 mins.

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    7. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      243

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      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        244 😉

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    8. Leaf
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      275

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    9. applebonkers
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      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      about 75 in each

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    10. Qubit
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      217

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      1. Qubit
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Or to put it in points terms: 24ish

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  2. Torres76
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Wonder if the Chelsea Physio likes it in the showers 🙂

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Why do you care what some bloke likes in the showers?

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      1. Torres76
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        She's the Portuguese bird. Google it mate

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        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          The physio is male.

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        2. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Whatever floats your boat though.

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          1. Torres76
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            Her name is Eva Granerio...

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            1. Epic Fail
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 11 months ago

              She's not the physio...

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            2. Flycroft
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 11 months ago

              she's the doctor not physio

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    2. FACUPARSE
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Fantasywankscout.co.uk

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  3. La Roja
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Queen of Spain is fit

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    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Not as fit as England's.

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    2. Torres76
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Bet she likes it in the showers!

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    3. waya5
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      otto rehhagel is somewhere watching this with a proud tear in his eye

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      1. darko
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Lol! Boring the opposition into submission! Beautiful!

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    4. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      The Queen of England is milf.

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      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Gilf*

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    5. NissA
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Is the Queen there? I only saw the Princess.

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  4. LewanGOALski
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    1. which City def - out of Zabaleta or Demichelis ?

    2. which United def - out of Smalling or JEvans ?

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    1. Colonel Klink
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      I'd do Demi.
      Re: my question below, I just don't know if those Utd guys will play.

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    2. Darth
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Smalling and Zaba

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  5. kanye east
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Did you know that Simeone (Atletico coach) has played football with the same team with Torres.
    Torres is the captain

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  6. Colonel Klink
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Any Manchester United defenders worth getting in?

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    1. Darth
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Wouldn't touch any with a barge pole at the moment. God knows who giggs is going to pick.

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      1. Colonel Klink
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        And how. I would like someone, but it's a total guessing game.

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  7. andres
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Guys, tell me how I can get Roo and is it worth it? (would be for -8)

    mannone (marshall)
    azpi coleman fonte (davies ward)
    eriksen mata nasri rambo (AJ)
    luk aguero suarez
    1.6, 0FT

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    1. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Lukaku > Rooney Marshall > cheapy

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      1. andres
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        no keeper for 3.7..

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        1. Optimus.
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          Can you downgrade either of Fonte/Davis to a cheapie?

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          1. andres
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            davies no, fonte to a 4.5....

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  8. DelPuich
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    hundreds of millions of dollars spent to park the bus every game

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    1. Darth
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Crystal palace could do the same job. 🙂

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  9. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Will Giggs pick himself so that he's more likely to score this season?

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    1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      He'll pick the player's wife/girlfriend he want each week.

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      He'll be on pens.

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    3. Darth
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      You would like to think so. Would be a shame to break that record.

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    4. BONZ
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Giggs will take the 4 games seriously to show his credentials & i dont see him playing as he concentrates on management.

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    5. Redalert
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Will play in the hole

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  10. Cheggers
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    id like all 3 of the chelsea physios holes

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    1. Cheggers
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      lick*

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      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        😯

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    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      😯

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    3. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      I think you mean their doctor. .... But I could be wrong

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      1. Redalert
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        He did say physios 😉

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    4. Ghost Ship
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      I'm sure she would be flattered to hear that.

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      1. Tobiathan
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        *he

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    5. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      The nostril and the 2 ear holes?

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  11. DelPuich
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    every team in the epl are just a bunch of bus wankuhs

    Liverpool are gonna try and attack next year and let in 6 goals a game

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    1. Lazarus
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      So Chelsea to win 6-0 this weekend then?

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    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Exquisitely put

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  12. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Fantastic big numbers for Andy's Carroll again, hard to believe he's nor scoring.

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    1. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Goes to show stats aren't everything..

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        He should be able to at least get a scabby deflection..

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    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      His shots are just getting his head on the ball, rather than anything that really threatens.

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Not actually seen a single one of his games since his return. The last time I saw him was his last return when he was sent off after getting a couple of assists.

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    3. Darth
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      This picture sums up Andy.

      https://twitter.com/whufc_official/status/458351633554870272

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      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        joey o'brien looks about 50 there

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    4. AAAAA
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      I can't see the numbers obviously as I'm not a member. But whatever the stats are, keep in mind that Carroll will always under perform his numbers because crosses/long balls are the least likely to be converted (just as chances created from through balls are the most likely).

      My other guess is that he's showing lots of touches in the box. Many of them are likely generating knockdowns. For a Carroll shaped problem touches in the dangerzone are perhaps the much more important for him..

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    5. The hope that kills...
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Lies, damned lies and Andy Carrol's statistics...

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        Well he's got a really big chance at the weekend if WBA's defensive injuries don't ease...might be worth a watch.

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  13. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Mourhino can never complain about a team time wasting after tonight's escapades

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    1. Darth
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Typical mourinho team performance tonight. Boring as hell to watch but effective.

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  14. applebonkers
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    • 16 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    guys, imagine you are a female on this site. come on now

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    1. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      What's wrong with being a female on this site?

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      1. applebonkers
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        • 16 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        some of the comments i'd find a bit off-putting

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        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 11 months ago

          True. Females aren't capable of banter. Fair point 😉

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          1. Heydudes13
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 11 months ago

            Hahahaha.

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    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      I would but my girlfriend is right next door

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    3. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      I imagine I'm RonH

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    4. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Some of them have to imagine that, as it's the closest they'll get to one that they're not related to 😆

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    5. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      I'm imagining right now..Good call

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    6. pompeyfan
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Was literally just flagging for this! Ridiculous

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    7. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Beg.

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  15. andres
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    quite a risk getting smalling on?

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  16. Granville
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    The Premier League launch two days before the season started. 🙂

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bl2Zwz_CMAAyJB2.jpg

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    1. andres
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      hehe

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    2. Lazarus
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Brilliant.

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    3. Darth
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Oh dear

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    4. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      What happened to the ball?

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    5. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Blimey Moyes_A giant amongst men !

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    6. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      And only that stupid plinth remains

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  17. FACUPARSE
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Express your deseperate fantasies elsewhere...

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    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      But I'm on a site about Fantasy?

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  18. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Turan comes on, with Cole's beard.

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  19. Winston.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Mata or Nasri?...

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    1. Darth
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Mata

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  20. Champy
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    What's the risk to Arsenal Newcastle if the tube strike goes ahead?

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    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Minimal.

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  21. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Diego punt fail 🙁

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    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Will he get 1 point or 3?

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    2. NissA
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      He did have a couple of chances, but it was evident that he wouldn't play the whole game.

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  22. potatoace
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Can we have some sensoring on here please.
    Mods?

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    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Is it a bit hot!

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    2. BONZ
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      I see 4 Vets turning in his FFS grave 🙁

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  23. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Football from the 19th century

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    1. Darth
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      It's really boring

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      1. kanye east
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        It's really boring to repeatedly read this 'boring comment'

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  24. La Roja
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Fat frank yc

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  25. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Get Villa on fgs!

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  26. FACUPARSE
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    https://twitter.com/garylineker/status/458695154795577344

    Even Gary is having a giraffe at Chelsea

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    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      😆

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  27. royals forever
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Who should I get rid of for this GW

    Lukaku or Lambert

    First to 5 wins

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    1. Darth
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Lamb

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    2. Tobiathan
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      BOTH

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  28. andres
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    are people getting united defenders?

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    1. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Nope.
      Would consider DDG

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    2. Darth
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      Not at the mo, will wait to see who giggs selects this Saturday

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  29. copps
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    and mourinho thinks the premier league refs are bad

    http://giant.gfycat.com/WideeyedAnotherChipmunk.gif

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 11 months ago

      She even goes back for more 😀

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      1. Optimus.
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 11 months ago

        😀

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  30. Torres76
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 11 months ago

    Death by football from maureeninho

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