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24 August 2014 6148 comments
Mark Mark
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Sunday serves up a trio of Gameweek encounters, with Thursday’s Europa League ties pushing Hull and Tottenham’s home fixtures alongside Man United’s trip to the Stadium of Light.

Events begin at the KC Stadium and White Hart Lane, with Steve Bruce’s Hull hosting Stoke and Mauricio Pochettino’s Spurs facing a London derby clash with QPR. Fantasy managers will be focused mainly on the latter, with Christian Eriksen the top owned asset on show from the early kick-offs.

Attention then turns to the North East, with Louis van Gaal’s United outfit taking on Sunderland in a bid to get their season underway following the opening day defeat to Swansea. With a staggering 48% ownership, Wayne Rooney remains the headline act, while Juan Mata’s 19% ownership will be holding out for returns in order to stem a tide of sales that have already seen the Spanish playmaker drop in price.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😆

    2. copps
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😆

    3. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😆

    4. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      🙂

    5. SW6
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😆

    6. Konig Luther
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😀

    7. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😆

    8. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Brilliant. 😆

    9. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😆

    10. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😆

    11. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Excellent 😀

    12. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😀

    13. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😆

    14. Home Run Baker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      🙂

    15. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😆

    16. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😆 😆

    17. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      🙂

    18. Jamelingus
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Get there!

  1. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Doosra justifying his Sanogo pick. You never seem to admit you're wrong.

      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      🙄 completely missing the point of a budget striker.

    1. Aaron Ramessi - Straya
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      i think he was saying he freed up funds to get better players elsewhere, who have performed for him...

    2. SW6
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I bet he's ranked higher than you though

    3. Nabs Kebabs
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      had sort of valid reasons, but called me thick when i questioned him 😯

  2. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    LOL@chester owners.

    1. Call Me Guybrush
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I used my free transfer to bring him in for Chambers!

    2. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Still an utter cock I see.

      1. The Shadow
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        +7 in one minute. I feel a consensus brewing.

        1. Simon69
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Gloats at others and does nothing but whine like a little girl most of the time. Tool.

    3. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      13pts up.

      1. Lucy.
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        This. Better than most defenders have managed in 2 games. 😛

      2. Home Run Baker
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        This

      3. Superman6
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        this

    4. Sleep Talk
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Can we stop doing this?

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        ^this

        No class.

      2. Gaffers
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        This?

      3. Reeker
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Makes them sound like children

    5. rohan
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      🙁

    6. For Fuchs Sake
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Chester owners relieved they've not had to waste a CS 🙂

    7. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Bruce>Chester 😉

    8. get_in
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      No need to be a tosser about it

      1. Home Run Baker
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Thank you. That's what we were all thinking. 🙂

    9. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Hes he only got 15p lasttime, i'll bet 90% of his ownefs will finish ahead of you attheendofseason looser

    10. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Your hilarious.
      I don't have Chester, that's why I haven't used expletives.

    11. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Holy crap didnt expect a +8 lol

      1. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        didn't deserve it either

    12. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Good bants berbossa.

      1. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Thx. TBH didnt expect that popularity. :S

  3. Home Run Baker
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Any MU fans on?
    Presumably you'll start supporting your local team now? 🙂

    1. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Vietnam United ??

      1. Home Run Baker
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Yes!

    2. Not Irish
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Loving all the gloating right now. The egg on the faces later will be epic.

      1. Licky
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        I know, another chance to gloat!

      2. getfunky
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        how much later? 5 yrs?

    3. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Salford?

    4. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Irish, no real local team for me but would support Bohs in the Irish league. Think I'm allowed support and English team though.

      1. Home Run Baker
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        😉

        1. Somalion
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          If you folks will let me!!!

    5. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I do support my local team

      1. Home Run Baker
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        🙂
        Couldn't resist

      2. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Man City then 😉 ?

  4. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    When you've had 3 players in action and one of them scored 9, you expect the cumulative score to be more than 7.

    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😀 😀

    2. Walsh
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      🙁

    3. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😛

    4. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😆 Tough luck dude

      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        I only expected a point from Green but Chester... 😆

        The perils of cheap defenders

        1. Colonel Klink
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Expensive ones get red cards also.

          1. Mílanista
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            True, they're less prone to conceding 4 goals though.

    5. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Lamela Chester Caulker?

      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Lamela, Chester, Green

  5. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Lol Eriksen owners. Lamela is twice the player Eriksen is. No comparison. Eriksen can only score or assist from set pieces.

    1. TheCurseOfRaheem
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Cool story bro.

      1. Chu Young Ping Pong
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        bro?

  6. gravless
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    In the picture for this article, that bloke on the left of Van Gaal looks like a man who is just about to find out that someone's nicked his packet of crisps.

    😎

    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😆

    2. Adam
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      You win at comments.

    3. Mo Mané Mo Problems
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Best comment I've ever read. Excellent observational skills.

    4. Geordienufc1
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😀

    5. Kip
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      good spot 😆

    6. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      That's the best cover photo I've ever seen. Giggs' and LVG's expressions as well are priceless.

    7. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      "that bloke on the left" ... nice one 🙂

  7. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Obviously Mata will get BPS

    But if it stays as is (say he gets 2),

    He'll have 9
    Fabregas got 6

    Is it really that much of a difference?

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      It's a difference of 3.

    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah 3 points

      1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        the key was 'that much' of a difference,

        I didn't ask what the difference was.

    3. 4vets
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      33.3333%

      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Or 50% 🙂

    4. SW6
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Difference of 3. Are you really an accountant??

      1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Jesus, can you not read?

        1. SW6
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          I was joking 😀

        2. Pea Soup
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Chill out

    5. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      It is when I'd have had to take -4 for Mata -> Fab

      1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        That's not a good move, I wouldn't have done it for a hit

        1. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          I didn't make the move, hence the phrasing. That's why I'm pleased with Mata.

        2. Pea Soup
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Jesus, can you not read?

          1. Lucy.
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            The rage is impairing his literacy skills

  8. Twelve years a slave
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    This afternoon is pure torture

    Chester and then Ade rubbing it in that I picked Bony over him

    1. Twelve years a slave
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      And it's gonna get worse

    2. gravless
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Grow a pair you wuss.

    3. Beautiful Game
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Dont worry
      #matabraceincoming

  9. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    If Utd can hold on now this result will huge taking them 1 point clear of the relegation zone..

    1. Lanley Staurel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      No ones scared of them anymore. Funny.

  10. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Welbeck is too good for Hull.

    1. SW6
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      He's too good for Utd 😉

    2. Home Run Baker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Is that the rumour?

  11. Christina.
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    This place sucks.

    1. Walsh
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Everyone gets mean on the weekends here. Dunno why.

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        lol@Walsh

        1. Walsh
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Naive I guess 🙁 I just miss the DZ is all, where all my friends are 🙂

          1. Hibbo
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Walsh you don't have any friends.

          2. Piggs Boson
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            I was just messing. I can't stand it on matchdays, not sure why I come on here then...

      2. Christina.
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah, I am doing my best to not be on here over the weekend especially during games.

      3. Chris_White
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Lots of kids on here. Best to just ignore them

        1. Christina.
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Jip.

          Im off.

  12. copps
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    mata 3 baps 😎

    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😎

    2. Not Irish
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Apparently he was better than Hazard according to the BAPS system.

      Ridiculous.

      1. copps
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        ivanovic was by far the best player. even costa scored the winning goal and didnt get any baps, dont whine.

        1. DIegoCosta19
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          they need to fix the bps

        2. The Machine
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Different games. No rocket science. Hazard even got higher bps score than mata

      2. The Machine
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        No he wasn't. Hazard got more bps score than mata. Do you ever think?

        1. Not Irish
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Not when I'm having a moan. Get out with your logic.

      3. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        But Hazard got more BPS..?

      4. bazrah99
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Hazard was poor

  13. dr manhattan
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    you guys take this fantasy football stuff pretty seriously don't you?

    1. The Hound
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Says him on fantasy football forum.....

      1. dr manhattan
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        just reading some of the comments in total amazement really

    2. Mr.Irwin
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Says a member

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      It's serious business.

    4. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Youre even a member

      1. dr manhattan
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        So what? The members features are reallly good I think.

        Doesn't mean I want to come on here and write inane "Is so and so going to score more points than such and such" type comments all day though. That's a whole other level of obsession!

    5. Home Run Baker
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Hell yes.
      We're sad old gits with no social life.

    6. davies
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Get off the site then

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        And you are?

  14. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    One of my favourite ever Premier League moments: http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc415/charliescene85/7c22522f.gif

    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Knew it would be that

      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        WTF 😆

      2. RabMac
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        I never knew he done break dancing.

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Must be your browsers. It looks big on mine...

        1. Wilshere Knowledge
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          It appears small, you have to click it to make it big.

          1. Piggs Boson
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Because it's high quality 😉

          2. Mílanista
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            That's where I'm going wrong...

            1. Billy Gilmore
              • 13 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              😀

        2. Billy Gilmore
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Just randomly got bigger...

          1. Zep
            • 15 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Same here...

            1. Piggs Boson
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              Took a while to load on your computers 😉

          2. Mílanista
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            That's what she said.

      2. Zep
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        😀

    2. Grounderz
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Isn't that FA Cup?

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Nope, league.

  15. Twelve years a slave
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Has the mood on the forum turned ugly?

    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Its an ugly mata.

    2. Pea Soup
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Only for those without Mata

      1. Pea Soup
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Otherwise is become comical

      2. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Or the few who used to own but sold him.

    3. Twelve years a slave
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Had to put up with chester earlier , can't blame mata owners for having a gloat, we had to put up with a lot

    4. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Always is during matches

    5. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      You startin'?

    6. SW6
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Always does during matches. Will be back to a love-fest when OR updates

    7. Demí
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Yes. Lets all retreat to your blog

    8. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Mata owners are a disgrace. 😉

    9. Qubit
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Yes, but only because the average age (both physical and mental) of posters is apparent.

    10. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Has been a while now.

  16. Lucy.
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Chester non-owners may laugh but he got us 15pts last week. Hardly catastrophic as a two week score.

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Yep 😀

    2. FISSH
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      It is awful if he was benched last week.

    3. Arvin-ation
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Unless he was on your bench....

    4. Willis.
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      You could have played him last week and benched him this. Win-win

    5. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I'm laughing and I bought him this week.

  17. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Di Maria realising he's going from playing with Ramos, Bale and Ronaldo to Blackett, Cleverley and Young.: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bv0SMqHIUAAk91U.jpg

    1. Konig Luther
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      🙂

  18. Cak Juris
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    For bonus point issues,
    Which are components/statistics from bonus point that latest updated?

    1. dribbler
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      you shouldn't be worrying about bonus points...try formulating a coherent sentence

      1. HUMZAH96
          11 years, 3 months ago

          LOL ffs

        • Wilshere Knowledge
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          😆

        • mojoindojo
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Bit harsh.

        • OShaughnessy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          How much you make an hr driving the bitter at life bus?

    2. Sarnab
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      People went with Caulker and Rio at the start of season 😆

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        😆 😆 😆

        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          (Caulker owner)

          1. Sarnab
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            More 😆

      2. Zep
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        I'm bookmarking this for next week...

        Thanks for the inspiration... 😉

      3. pundit of punts
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        😆

        Hits incoming.

      4. VougieDipond
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        I seen a guy on twitter with Isla, Caulker and Rio as his back 3 😯

      5. Reedy
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        I picked Rio, Dunne & Green. I stand by my choices 😆

      6. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        I can't believe your joking about fantasy football!

        Have you neither class or morals?

    3. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Can FFS amend all of Manchester United's fixtures to the deep red colour?

      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Utd as an opponent should be dark blue.

        1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Agreed.

          Mod please amend.

      2. KOKAK
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        You guys are really good. 😉

    4. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      @Accounting For Chris

      Please read posts before slating transfers that I didn't make.

      1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        @Lucy

        Please read my name before stating it incorrectly 😉

        Noted for next time.

        1. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Touché. 😉

    5. Towsor44
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Sunderland CS will make my day

    6. Aurora
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Hey guys. I know FPL can be a pain at times especially with Chester and Bojan today, so I thought I might cheer you up.

      "Ooooooooohhhhhh,

      FPL can be such a pain,
      Especially when your travelling down the wrong lane,

      You want to watch the match,
      But there's always a catch,

      Mum calls you down for dinner,
      TV turned off as Van Persie scores the winner,

      Or Eriksen Lamela's assist,
      Which of course you just missed,

      Because your on fantasy football scout,
      And that's what it's all about,

      Your mate is giving Cleverly some stick,
      So you tell him to stop being such a pr*ck,

      Or when you transfer in Bobby Zamora 'for a joke'
      And then he misses a chance and you choke,

      Or the ball is planted on his head,
      And ends up lost somewhere in row Z,

      Ooh and you groan, how you groan...
      But you then realise your watching the best game the world has ever known.

      (Oh yay mata scored with a tap in...
      Get in!)

      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        ......

      2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        When are you going to cheer us up then?

      3. super zlatan
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Wtf..

      4. Bartowski
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Something, something Chris Sutton,
        Bring back the down vote button...

        1. You've got red on you.
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Really, really uncomfortable.

        2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Something something Steven Hunt
          Something something bplteam;)

      5. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Oh dear.

      6. Lanley Staurel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Silence......

      7. Gorgles
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        That was beautiful

      8. davies
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Appreciate the effort, but don't do that again.

      9. Son is Rising
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        😯 my eyes!

    7. SW6
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Hull CS please 😀

      1. Harry (C)ane
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        And a Chester goal 😀

      2. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        With Robertson attacking points!

        1. SW6
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          That would be awesome 😀

      3. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        -1

      4. Konig Luther
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Robertson assists/ goals

    8. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      The Phil Jones show is about to start, Brace + CS 😉

      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Yellow card
        Assist off his backside
        OG
        Gurning face pic

        1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Haha

    9. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      If Mata gets that goal removed,

      You Mata owners will get a LOT of abuse,

      Just saying.

      1. The Finnisher
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Im shaking in my boots

      2. Lucy.
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        But I haven't said anything? 🙁

      3. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        He won't

        Mata sellers getting twitchy

        1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          I have Fabregas.

          I'd rather have him than Mata.

          Chelsea look class, utd look shite

          1. Lucy.
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Why are you going on about it then? You don't need to comment if you're confident.

            I may still make the Fabregas change but would have had to take a hit to get him in for Mata this week. It wouldn't have paid off.

      4. Twelve years a slave
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Don't be stupid, of course it wont be removed, why listen to the sad idioypts who sold him

      5. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Shhhhh.
        just saying.
        🙂

      6. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        The voice of fear

        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          ...and regret

          1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            The same voices of fear and regret were heard here yesterday when Fabregas was nailing it

            1. The Finnisher
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              Nailing what exactly? Managed a late assist for what was an individual goal from Hazard.

      7. Qubit
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        yeh but to be frank anyone who puts a lol@ ...... on a forum isn't really worth me paying attention to anyway!

        just saying 😉

    10. Not Irish
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Two penalties ignored.

      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        😆

      2. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Lol

      3. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Lol

      4. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        😆

      5. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        😀

      6. copps
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        wheres Howard Webb when you need him?

    11. Tomlette Greggs
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Manchester United @ManUtd · 86'- Time is running out at the Stadium of Light and, in truth, Sunderland look the more likely winners at the moment.

      an official club account tweeting that, is stupid.

      1. Billy Gilmore
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        They're just being honest.

      2. CantonaCan7
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        It means we're not delusional

    12. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Wow, why do i keep turning up here while games are on, stupidity at it's finest.
      I'll go sort out my socks now or something equally rewarding while watching the game.

      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        +1