[sbu_large_image] Preamble
1 January 2015 2284 comments
Mark Mark
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My Fantasy Football New Year’s resolution? Stop trying to be clever.

Over the past three transfers (Andy Carroll, Raheem Sterling and Aleks Kolavrov), I’ve chosen to ignore the obvious option for fear of playing too safe (Charlie Austin, David Silva, Alan Hutton) and in all three cases I’ve been burned and seen my rank tumble.

I’ve lost twenty points, a free transfer and the option to captain Silva against Sunderland through those decisions.

Maybe I’m being too harsh on myself: perhaps I shouldn’t judge the merits of my choices on short-term losses and gains. Perhaps Sterling will rip Leicester apart today. Perhaps Carroll will clear his head and skittle the Baggies back four.

It’s difficult to resist that kind of knee-jerk reaction, however: to immediately assess the success or failure of our decisions on the returns of single Gameweek.

The problem here is that my other major flaw is to insist on backing my decisions for too long when it’s clear that an error has been made.

I’d never consider opting to trade Sterling to Silva today, or even Carroll to Austin. Both transfers could easily help me to a bigger points tally but, having committed to these players, I’m not able to admit the error and take what appears to be a backward step. I’ll probably hold them both for too long, while Silva and Austin go on punishing me and putting further daylight between myself and those who wisely played the percentages.

Kolarov has to go: I’d have needed to quaff a lot more wine last night in order to decide otherwise. A belated move for Hutton is again the obvious route to take but, once more, I’m sitting here pondering Aaron Cresswell or Mamadou Sakho.

It all harks back to a previous preamble just under a year ago, in which I discussed whether the essence of playing Fantasy Football was to avoid being risk averse: to look to play the equivalent of the Hoddle 50-yard “Hail Mary” rather than play the “Wilkins way” with a sensible sideways pass.

Kolarov will always excite me more than Hutton, but by 5pm on Sunday, the thrill of gambling on the Serb’s buccaneering runs had given way to bitter disappointment. I should look for my thrills elsewhere: I could have just lost a tenner on a Kolarov to score rather than deal with the indignity of having to chase Hutton’s points a Gameweek later.

So, if I want to be a better Fantasy manager in 2015, I probably need to temper the urge to take risks. The spectacular may seem enticingly within reach but, ironically, it’s often pure fantasy.

I know all this but still, with an hour to go before I send the boys over the white line once again, I’m searching for a way – any valid reason – to avoid buying Alan Hutton. I’m pretty sure there used to be a few hundred. What a difference a year makes.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Dempsey
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    I've got zabaleta and hart, get rid of zab just to be safe??

    1. Takedog1
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Em.... Why?

  2. Vatroslav
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    I'm expecting an article about Pulis and WBA.

    1. Daniel Exeter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Imminently

  3. Daniel Exeter
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    RP, after some more

    Who is your cheapest defender and does he feature for your team?

    1. Buck The Trent
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Dummett, Wiisdom...play occasionally

    2. Demel
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Bartley - not anymore!!

    3. Quinny___
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      John O shea - transfered in last week for a quality 8 points

  4. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Time to treat yourself......have a wee peak over at TotalFPL Live Chat 😆

    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      The trolling in there is amazing

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Gotta be the funniest thing on the net.....esp the false goal shouts, followed by Ban him shouts.....the speed...

        1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Just a bunch of arseholes. Fantastic entertainment. Don't know why I put myself through it.

          1. Jafooli
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Best part of the day......

    2. Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I'd rather bathe in acid

    3. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Stoke will beat manure by all accounts 🙂

  5. FPLEL
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    What is the likelihood of Valencia forcing a Sakho cameo this week?

  6. Demel
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Does the appointment of Pullis dampen the prospects of an Andy Carroll captaincy paying off?

    1. BabyB
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      i dont think so.

      He wont have been with the team so he won't have had a chance to do anything. The only concern is whether WBA players start to make more effort...

    2. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Yes. You would think the defenders will be well up for proving a point

    3. OShaughnessy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Yes, what with all the hours he's spent with that team in the training... how can it not mean a clean sheet?

  7. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Drop Chambers or Yun?

    1. Daniel Exeter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Chambers

    2. Caffeinatedsteve
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Chambers

    3. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      The injured one

  8. reeceon
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Could someone sober pease let me know if I'm gtg so i can go back to sleep for an hour

    Hart
    Hutton - Azpi - Wisdom
    Siggy - Downing - Hazard (vc) - Sanchez - Silva (c)
    Costa - Austin

    Gilks - - Kane - Chambers - Skrtel

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Yes

  9. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    the 3 stages of kolarov.
    gw19: captain
    gw20: benched
    gw21: sold

    1. Daniel Exeter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Haha

      1. Mattdrid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Looks like a mirror of bony!

    2. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      That's why he is Lolarov.

      No, really, it's because he is still labeled left back and he couldn't defend if his life depended on it.

    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Repeat, until itch goes away ... 😉

    4. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      and repeat 4 weeks later

  10. Sting
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Best defender for next 3 games?

    max 5.9m?

    Sakho, Moreno?

    1. Beatle
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Liverpool rarely keep clean sheets

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        today they will.

  11. JoeShmoe
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Torn ...

    Have front 7 of

    Haz - Silva - Yaya - Downing

    Austin - Carroll - Benteke

    and Sanchez on bench - this seems intrinsically wrong though but who to leave out to get Sanchez back in?

    1. Sting
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Don't bench Sanchez.

      Bench Carroll/Downing instead

      1. JoeShmoe
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        which one, thinking Carroll ?

        but then home to WBA ....

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          I would stay as you are ...

        1. JoeShmoe
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Agreed, think Arse will struggle at Soton today ...and need differential points

    2. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Nice front 7 there. Would keep it that way.

      Only fear is that without Schneiderlin Southampton's defence may come crumbling down.

      1. JoeShmoe
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Nah, Wanyama is playing and they shut out Everton with neither MS or VM there. Arse MF 3 looks awful

  12. Tin of Directors
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    I'm really stuck this morning but I think it's because there's not a lot I can do.

    GUZAN
    AZPI - JANMAAT - HUTTON
    DOWNING - YAYA - SILVA (C) - SANCHEZ
    COSTA - AUSTIN - BONY
    Elliot - Siggy - Alderweireld - Wisdom

    1 FT

    1. Takedog1
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Gtg

  13. Tomas Brolin ate all Depays
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Benching Dilemma!

    Who should I bench ? Clyne and which other defender ??????

    A Azpi

    B Baines

    C Zabaleta

    D Hutton

    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Azpil

    2. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      It's Hutton atm for me, but considering Sakho to take his spot on the bench...

    3. Robben Mee Blind
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I've got exactly same problem and leaning towards Hutton

  14. Your Mum Zohore
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Good to go?

    Heaton

    Cresswell Azpi Zaba

    (C)Haz Sanchez Siggy (V)Silva

    Sakho Pelle Rooney

    Bench: Hutton Wisdom Cork

    Thanks in advance!

    1. Pilko's Pump Pants
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I would switch the Cap and VC if i were you...

      1. Your Mum Zohore
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Don't fancy Haz scoring this week?

  15. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Austin captain. Fingers, toes and other body parts crossed he scores a couple!

    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I've gone haz(c), Austin vc

  16. Robben Mee Blind
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    One last call (bottomed out earlier):
    How am I looking for today?

    Alnwick
    Baines Zab Terry
    Silva(c) Fab Sanchez Downing(vc)
    Austin Costa Bony

    Bench: Hutton, Boyd, Dummett, Foster

    Swap out anyone to bring Hutton in?

  17. Fat B*d
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Captain Yaya or Silva?

    1. Kevin Twine
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Silva, probably.

    2. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Yaya. He's on penos

  18. AncelottiGapYear
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    sorry reposting would you sell yaya for sanchez?
    and would you ffeel safe with zaba?

    1. ameenkw
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      not this week .. n yes with Zaba ..

  19. Evs
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Here's an odd one....

    Start McNair or Wisdom ???

    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Mind...blown.

    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      wisdom tryin to impress new manager

    3. seanmcging
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      You could start McNair & if he doesn't play then have Wisdom as 1st sub?

    4. Fat B*d
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Don't think McNair will start, so Wisdom

  20. stufail
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Urgh - help please! Bench one of Downing or Siggy?

    Had Siggy benched, but thinking Pulis may change Downing's prospects.

    1. ameenkw
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Siggy to bench for me ..

  21. Heytch
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Have just put armband back on Sterling for most ridiculous but fun reason.

    Mini league rivals not owning him and at least knowing come 3pm they'll be sweating 😆

    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Switches armband across to silva...for same reason...

  22. Clippity Klop
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Really torn between

    A Pantilimon MCI (A)
    B Heaton NEW (A)

    Help

    1. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Pants

  23. threeputt
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    one match punt only, skrtel to moreno, struggling for a back line with skrtel & clyne out, and zab a rotation doubt (although i do think he will start today with sagna doing the cup at the weekend), and also means kane v cahill
    was going to do jedinak to downing, but I think I have to make sure I have a back line unfortunately

    moreno oop and likely to start surely ? intend to wildcard next week

    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I brought Moreno in this week with the same reasoning.

  24. Hog Roast Junkie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Eriksen and Kane to Sterling and Perez (3rd non-playing fwd) worth -4

  25. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    😀

    There's now a false Jafooli on there 😆

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      And I just called myself a Fool 😀

  26. Logic
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Need some help. Panti vs Heaton, who may get more points till end of czons.

  27. Sepp Blattered
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    G2G?

    Pantimilon
    Zabs, Saylor, Hutton
    Hazard, Sanchez, Silva, Mirallas, Downing
    Costa, Austin (C)

    Bench: Azpi, Kane, Bavies

  28. The 12th Man
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Start Hutton or Azpi? I have Guzan.

    1. Del Griffith
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Spread the risk, play Azpil

    2. Robben Mee Blind
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Go with Azpi in that case

    3. ameenkw
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Azpi

  29. Valar(Keith)
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Pantilimon
    Baines Terry Zabaleta
    Sanchez Hazard Siggy Downing Silva(c)
    Austin Costa
    4.0 Kane Dummett Wisdom
    1.1 in the bank
    1 FT
    A) Save transfer
    B) Swap .4.0 for Guzan

    1. Del Griffith
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      B

  30. There's Always One!
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Will moreno start?