The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
7 November 2015 2115 comments
Mark Mark
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Granville’s recent calamitous transfers galvanised some navel gazing this week.

I was intrigued by the theory that transfer tinkering, particularly when accompanied by a points hit, was severely damaging our Fantasy Premier League (FPL) prospects.

My investigations were fuelled, not only by Granville’s recent transfer tragedy, but also the fortunes of a certain Sharon Brading – an FPL manager who had hit the heights of 17th in the world without making a single change to her squad.

An innocent in all this, Sharon’s season nonetheless presents an extraordinary case study, forcing us to question the merits of our decision-making.

It became clear that Sharon no longer had her hands on the wheel – her Ashley All Star squad is a “Ghostship” – drifting without guidance, pursuing the same course that was set back in Gameweek one.

That course has beat us all.

On the face of it, she made some canny early decisions. The faith in Leicester’s attacking assets has been key, along with the capture of high performing mid-price midfield options – Nathan Redmond and Yohan Cabaye. Meanwhile, Sharon has suffered injuries, but, as yet, none have presented the iceberg to sink her season.

While her campaign is a slap in the face for those deliberating points hits on a weekly basis, there is one big reason for her prosperity: Jamie Vardy.

The armband has been tattooed on Vardy from Gameweek 1 and Sharon has subsequently surfed the 144 points he’s gained her.

Meanwhile, Granville and I have been switching week-to-week, relying too much on Sergio Aguero and have mustered just 102 and 106 points in response.

Couple that with some questionable transfer decisions – Granville’s Gameweek 11, my punt on an early Eden Hazard revival – and suddenly a yawning gap has opened up. Our hands-on efforts have proved futile.

While Granville and I neglect family to dedicate hours to reclusive tinkering, Sharon has doubtless been interacting with human beings and pondering matters other than the merits of Anthony Martial strike rate.

Everything is wrong.

How do we put things straight? For starters, both Granville and I have to start finding the right captain – we have to stumble upon an antidote to Sharon’s intoxicating Vardy potion.

Digging deeper, it was clear that our failure to find points with the armband doesn’t just pale next to Sharon’s example.

Andy, top of the FFS contributors league and ranked 73 in the world, has gained 26% of his points from his captain. Ironically, that’s the same percentage gained by the current overall FPL leader, Ryan Grzegowski.

Back on 18%, Granville and I can’t cite failing transfers for reason why we’re treading water – our squads have lacked leadership.

Quite simply, we need some goals from our captains and Granville has to apologise to Riyad Mahrez.

Only then can we hope to force Sharon into abandoning her social life, coaxing her into the indignity of actually logging back in to her squad.

Enjoy your Saturday mornings while you can, Sharon.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    The only thing dumber than upvoting everything is being a copycat upvoter. Hilarious

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
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      No you are.

      1. Zombie
        • 13 Years
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        *your

  2. King Kav. QC at law
    • 10 Years
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    How do I get hulked?

    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
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      Steroids, lots of time in the gym and some green paint

    2. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Work the shaft

  3. the german
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    am o the only one to think fantasy with aguero is boring.everybody captains him and no ups and downs..
    Without aguero this captaincy pick is fun and everything that matters.
    Best of luck all for ur captains.

  4. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
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    Upvote please

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
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      No.

      1. Costa in Wengerland
        • 14 Years
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        Thanks 😀

        1. Zombie
          • 13 Years
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          he lied

  5. FISSH
    • 12 Years
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    mahrez vardy kevin, oh kevin stop it

  6. Solano's Trumpet
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    Captain

    A Mitrovic
    B Payet
    C Vardy
    D Mane

    1. FISSH
      • 12 Years
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      c

      1. Solano's Trumpet
        • 15 Years
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        my only concern is Watfords defence

  7. Optimus.
    • 14 Years
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    Hopefully Nate doesn't miss the deadline for the 12th gw in a row

    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Funny, not as much mention of his elite status this season.

  8. Torres76
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Team so far. Should I play Pelle or VVD for anyone?

    Butland
    Kompany | Moreno | Simpson
    Mahrez | De Bruyne | Payet | Sanchez | Mane
    Kane | Vardy

    Hennessy | Pelle | Van Dyik | Bellerin

    Cheers All

    1. fickle
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Hmm id play van dijk over simpson personally

      Leicester defence isnt great

    2. Rabbinton
      • 12 Years
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      Pelle over Payet

      1. Rabbinton
        • 12 Years
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        And what fickle said

  9. Egg noodle
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    Playing DDG(WBA) over Butland(CHE) - disaster incoming 🙁

    1. FISSH
      • 12 Years
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      I sold Butland for DDG

      pen save for Butland!

      1. Egg noodle
        • 15 Years
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        😆

  10. fickle
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    Someone is going to get banned...

    1. Pariße
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      nah, no reason to do so

    2. Numb
      • 11 Years
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      Think they just have been

  11. Gooner97
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    I don't wanna get attention

  12. Van Klinkert Delarosa
    • 11 Years
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    [s]test[/s]

    1. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 11 Years
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      Oh, it's not working here.

      1. King Kav. QC at law
        • 10 Years
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        [°°].

    2. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Mahrez (C) locked in and logged out of FPL. No more switching.

  13. Sz21
    • 14 Years
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    Hands Up Martial Captainers..?
    Is it complete madness..

    There must be someone else out there considering too

    1. Egg noodle
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      I can confirm that it indeed is complete madness

    2. mahone24
      • 15 Years
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      I am considering.....

      1. mahone24
        • 15 Years
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        But won't do it as it is most likely complete madness

    3. Creamy Camembert
      • 10 Years
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      Don't be silly. He's being played on the wing

  14. Pariße
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    Suddenly got really hyped because of the upvotes and 2 guys captaining Sanchez!!

  15. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
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    Strategy Dilemna!! Help would be lovely. ATM I am 3 transfers away from being able to bring Kun in so am thinking of saving the transfer

    Do I:

    (A) ditch Williams for Moreno and bench Payet. Or
    (B) do I play my AOA?

    What would you recommend?

  16. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Who to captain?

    A) Sterling

    B) Bony

    C) Mane

    Cheers 🙂

    1. Pariße
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Bony

    2. Jonny HOW SON?
      • 11 Years
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      B

      1. Torres76
        • 16 Years
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        Bony

    3. mastertokalosh
      • 15 Years
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      A

    4. Shifty
      • 12 Years
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      on bony

      i've failed 9 times out of 11. have to get it right some time.

  17. Torres76
    • 16 Years
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    Play which two

    1. Mane
    2. Pelle
    3. Van Diyk
    4. Kane

    Cheers

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
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      1 and 2

  18. Numb
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    Best to captain someone not involved in internationals?

    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
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      Huh?

      1. Numb
        • 11 Years
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        Less risk of being subbed with dubious "international injury"

    2. The Bandit
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      Had it on Townsend all week

    3. Pariße
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      Don't think it's related to how they play this GW...and if it is it might be a positive thing for the ones who are involved.

  19. Gerci
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    A) Schmeichel -> De Gea (Butland my other GK)

    B) Prödl -> Rojo/? (Kompany - Bellerin - Cedric - Moreno current DEF)

    C) Save FT (2.1 ITB, would make it easier to get Kun back in the team)

  20. JJO
    • 13 Years
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    -1

    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
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      that's not how it works

  21. Zero
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Play AOA with Payet or chill and play Naughton vs Norwich?

    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
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      I got Williams and playing AOA by benching him

      1. Lizard Lips
        • 13 Years
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        not tempted to do williams - moreno and not use AOA?

  22. So Klose
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Benching Sanchez? 😮 :/

    Mahrez | Mane | KdB | Sanchez | Payet
    Pelle | Lukaku | Vardy

    1. Prøphet
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Benched Lukaku. Same front 8

      1. Sailboats
        • 10 Years
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        Good luck

    2. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      madness

      payet out of those easily

  23. Spike ⚽️
    • 14 Years
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    Vardy Capt again Sharon ? Good luck 😉

    1. Numb
      • 11 Years
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      "If it ain't broke..."

      As Shaz says

      1. Evs
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Your (c) ?

    2. Sif
      • 12 Years
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      It's deep sleeper spy code, If the armband switches the Russians attack.

    3. Costa in Wengerland
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      Sharon captained Vardy again

  24. Zebrahimović
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    I'm captaining Mahrez because i'm nuts. It's either going to be 4 points or 20.

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
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      Er Mahrez captain isn't nuts at all. I know what you mean though, I keep getting nagging doubts over Watford being decent defensively but hey ho.

      1. Zebrahimović
        • 10 Years
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        Watford are decent defensively. That's why i'm frightened. But my guts saying yeah and when i go against it, it's usually the wrong decision. Like Lukaku not being my cap'n last week.

  25. Viprin
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    Mahrez (c)
    Ahrez
    hrez
    rez
    ez
    hez
    chez
    anchez
    Sanchez (c)

    1. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Me too

  26. Stacy
    • 10 Years
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    Should I get Ozil or De Bruyne for Mata

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
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      No.

    2. mastertokalosh
      • 15 Years
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      ozuil

  27. KOLASINA(C)
    • 10 Years
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    Don't ask questions, just... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

  28. FPL Blow-In
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Feeling good about my team. Probably a sign of a horrendous week 😉

    DDG
    Rojo, Sagna
    Sanchez, KDB, Mane, Payet, Mahrez
    Ayoze, Vardy, Lukaku

    Lloris, Janmaat, Gabriel, Morgan

    AOA

    1. Viprin
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Get Safee Sali

  29. Norb
    • 12 Years
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    Who to play?

    Ayew (nor)
    Kane (ars)

    1. Numb
      • 11 Years
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      Ayew

  30. Cocky Spaniel Alves
    • 14 Years
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    Bench

    A) Ighalo (lei)
    B) Yaya (avl)
    C) Pelle (sun)