[sbu_large_image] Preamble
7 November 2015 2115 comments
Mark Mark
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Granville’s recent calamitous transfers galvanised some navel gazing this week.

I was intrigued by the theory that transfer tinkering, particularly when accompanied by a points hit, was severely damaging our Fantasy Premier League (FPL) prospects.

My investigations were fuelled, not only by Granville’s recent transfer tragedy, but also the fortunes of a certain Sharon Brading – an FPL manager who had hit the heights of 17th in the world without making a single change to her squad.

An innocent in all this, Sharon’s season nonetheless presents an extraordinary case study, forcing us to question the merits of our decision-making.

It became clear that Sharon no longer had her hands on the wheel – her Ashley All Star squad is a “Ghostship” – drifting without guidance, pursuing the same course that was set back in Gameweek one.

That course has beat us all.

On the face of it, she made some canny early decisions. The faith in Leicester’s attacking assets has been key, along with the capture of high performing mid-price midfield options – Nathan Redmond and Yohan Cabaye. Meanwhile, Sharon has suffered injuries, but, as yet, none have presented the iceberg to sink her season.

While her campaign is a slap in the face for those deliberating points hits on a weekly basis, there is one big reason for her prosperity: Jamie Vardy.

The armband has been tattooed on Vardy from Gameweek 1 and Sharon has subsequently surfed the 144 points he’s gained her.

Meanwhile, Granville and I have been switching week-to-week, relying too much on Sergio Aguero and have mustered just 102 and 106 points in response.

Couple that with some questionable transfer decisions – Granville’s Gameweek 11, my punt on an early Eden Hazard revival – and suddenly a yawning gap has opened up. Our hands-on efforts have proved futile.

While Granville and I neglect family to dedicate hours to reclusive tinkering, Sharon has doubtless been interacting with human beings and pondering matters other than the merits of Anthony Martial strike rate.

Everything is wrong.

How do we put things straight? For starters, both Granville and I have to start finding the right captain – we have to stumble upon an antidote to Sharon’s intoxicating Vardy potion.

Digging deeper, it was clear that our failure to find points with the armband doesn’t just pale next to Sharon’s example.

Andy, top of the FFS contributors league and ranked 73 in the world, has gained 26% of his points from his captain. Ironically, that’s the same percentage gained by the current overall FPL leader, Ryan Grzegowski.

Back on 18%, Granville and I can’t cite failing transfers for reason why we’re treading water – our squads have lacked leadership.

Quite simply, we need some goals from our captains and Granville has to apologise to Riyad Mahrez.

Only then can we hope to force Sharon into abandoning her social life, coaxing her into the indignity of actually logging back in to her squad.

Enjoy your Saturday mornings while you can, Sharon.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Ayew Holding Mee Cork
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Has anyone posted the Liverpool lineup this week?

    1. Jax
      11 years, 2 days ago

      no.

  2. THE Wild Rover
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Whoever hulked that fake line up should be ashamed! 😡

    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      + 42!!!

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      11 years, 2 days ago

      This. Mods should be 100% certain.

    3. Numb
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Take away their hulking privileges for a week!

      1. Zombie
        11 years, 2 days ago

        FFS version of grounding? Naaaiiccee!

        1. Numb
          11 years, 2 days ago

          The naughty step!

    4. King Kav. QC at law
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Lol.

    5. Djerbil
      11 years, 2 days ago

      ban the mod

    6. Obi Wan Elokobi
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Jesus WR we all make mistakes.

      1. THE Wild Rover
        11 years, 2 days ago

        I think you miss the point

        1. Obi Wan Elokobi
          11 years, 2 days ago

          To be fair I missed what happened just seen a hulked banned comment.

    7. Eden Hazardous
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Whoever hulks this should be proud

    8. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Probably me WR, sorry. I have this ridiculous belief that this place is not entirely populated by tossers.
      Apparently I was wrong.

      1. Optimus.
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Hand over your badge to me INF, you had a good run 😉 🙂

      2. THE Wild Rover
        11 years, 2 days ago

        A gravless poster, before the due time, missing the two players everyone has? Stood out like a sore thumb tbf. Forgiven though 🙂

        1. Fitzy.
          11 years, 2 days ago

          And with 'Mike' as part of his name - probably not a coincidence.

    9. Clump
      11 years, 2 days ago

      There is one every week. Nevery take any notice of line ups, unless I recognise the poster.

  3. MIKEY BORO
    11 years, 2 days ago

    AFC Bournemouth ‏@afcbournemouth 2 mins2 minutes ago View translation
    Susbtitutes: Boruc, Cook, Bennett, MacDonald, Tomlin, Kermorgant, Rantie. #afcb #BOUNEW

    1. THE Wild Rover
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Do one tosser

      1. Jax
        11 years, 2 days ago

        this

      2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 days ago

        + 42.

    2. THE Wild Rover
      11 years, 2 days ago

      This is the cretin who posted the fake line up, just after slagging off Granville using a different name

      1. MIKEY BORO
        11 years, 2 days ago

        umm this line-up is real. Check the twitter page before making accusation. You biggot.

        1. Fitzy.
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Why'd you post the fake Newcastle one then clown?

          1. MIKEY BORO
            11 years, 2 days ago

            This is real...

            1. Fitzy.
              11 years, 2 days ago

              Doesn't excuse the other post. Hope you're banned.

        2. THE Wild Rover
          11 years, 2 days ago

          I never said it wasn't true, I said you were a tosser.

          1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            11 years, 2 days ago

            Onanism is rife.

  4. JJO
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Cmon Ritchie captain!!!

  5. Optimus.
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Decided to go out on a limb and (c) the top scorer in the league

    1. FPL Blow-In
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      That's a serious punt

  6. Trigg ⭐️
    11 years, 2 days ago

    So, who did you BENCH?

    Mane here.

    1. Red Star Toro
      11 years, 2 days ago

      AoA.

    2. The Chosen One...
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Eriksen

    3. pundit of punts
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Pelle 🙄

    4. FPL Puppy
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Yaya

    5. nikobg
      11 years, 2 days ago

      All out attack

    6. Eden Hazardous
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Sako....

    7. Somalion
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Costa

    8. VS10_
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Richards

    9. Jazz!
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Silva.

    10. Slam
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Barkley

    11. Gazza2000
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Westwood

    12. King Kav. QC at law
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Lamela.

    13. SirStevieG
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Wijnaldum.

    14. Valar(Keith)
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Yaya

      1. Valar(Keith)
        11 years, 2 days ago

        oh wait.. i started Yaya in the end 🙂 .. benched ighalo

    15. Optimus.
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Martial

    16. Arteta
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Ighalo

    17. tm245
      11 years, 2 days ago

      AOA

    18. KOLASINA(C)
      11 years, 2 days ago

      AOA, like a man.

    19. Piggs Boson
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Mata

    20. 50 Shades Oshea
      11 years, 2 days ago

      cabaye

    21. Sting
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Kane

    22. Disco Pat
      11 years, 2 days ago

      AOA

  7. Red Star Toro
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Any Mahrez captainters here?

    1. Jazz!
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Ya

  8. pundit of punts
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Captains call.

    KDB(c) here.

    1. Bubz
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Mahrez

    2. Jazz!
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Riyad Mahrez.

    3. The Raging Bull
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Mahrez

    4. Saniul
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Alexis. 😛

    5. The Chosen One...
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Lukaku

    6. Ziro Becomes One
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Mané.

    7. Dynamic Duos
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Sterling

      1. sleecc
        11 years, 2 days ago

        o/

    8. nikobg
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Sanchez

    9. Numb
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Ditto

    10. Rusty Nail
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Big Bony Wilf

      1. Solano's Trumpet
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Mitrovic

    11. Eden Hazardous
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Sterling £

      1. KOLASINA(C)
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Shaq

      2. sleecc
        11 years, 2 days ago

        same here

    12. Gazza2000
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Wilfried

    13. King Kav. QC at law
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Bony.

    14. Silky_Smooth ~
      11 years, 2 days ago

      not many people went kdb it seems (I did)

    15. Declan
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Mitrovic

    16. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Vardy.

    17. BIG TONES
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Bony

    18. nikobg
      11 years, 2 days ago

      quite some variety

    19. Valar(Keith)
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Where all the Vardy captainers disappeared?

    20. Arteta
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Alexis

    21. Costa in Wengerland
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Yaya

    22. Diva
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Bony

    23. FPL Blow-In
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Wow all the Jamie captainers gone? Vardy here! Going for the record

    24. Iceball
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      KDB

  9. The Raging Bull
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Mahrez (c). Can he do it again this GW?

    1. Jazz!
      11 years, 2 days ago

      He is the Algerian Messi.

      1. The Raging Bull
        11 years, 2 days ago

        I'm happy to take a goal from a penalty from him!

        1. Valar(Keith)
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Better hope they get a penalty after Vardy scores though.. else he could take it to keep the record going 😉

    2. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      hope so

  10. Puyol Pants Up
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Did you guys actually believe De Jong was starting?....

    1. Solano's Trumpet
      11 years, 2 days ago

      I did because away from home on the counter his passing range is dangerous and he can hold the ball better than anyone else in the squad

  11. Iceball
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Last minute changed Vardy to KDB(C). Top team vs bottom team made it but I think Vardy will score 1 and beat record so it was difficult choice

  12. Realdeal14
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Captained Mitrovic fingers crossed

    1. The Raging Bull
      11 years, 2 days ago

      for being brave, I salute you.

      1. Realdeal14
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Thanks. We will see what happens in the end of the match.

    2. Solano's Trumpet
      11 years, 2 days ago

      ditto mate

  13. The Chosen One...
    11 years, 2 days ago

    That Bournemouth team looks poor

    1. Jax
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Doesn't it always?

      1. The Chosen One...
        11 years, 2 days ago

        At least they stood a chance with Wilson, Gradel, Elphick, Francis at RB, etc.

    2. Somalion
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Standard procedure

    3. Numb
      11 years, 2 days ago

      It's fake

      1. King Kav. QC at law
        11 years, 2 days ago

        It's real(ly) poor.

    4. BIG TONES
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Needs reinforcements in January

  14. Dynamic Duos
    11 years, 2 days ago

    So this was me at deadline.

    Myhill
    Janmaat Cedric Monreal
    Sterling(c) Mane Payet Sanchez(vc)
    Lukaku Kane Bony

    McCarthy Cabaye Richards Gomez

    Come on Janmaat make it a great start.

  15. Puyol Pants Up
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Is Francis playing CB?

    1. Jazz!
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Yeah

    2. Eden Hazardous
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Yes

    3. Rusty Nail
      11 years, 2 days ago

      played there vs saints also

    4. Puyol Pants Up
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Damn. I thought he was still playing as a WB. CS is all I can hope for I guess, no attacking returns 🙁

  16. Gunner77-
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Fake NC lineup? Why?

  17. Dr Dream
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Went with Vardy (c)....In truth I think everybody has a good captain this week but with no stand out one...Good luck to all, whoever you picked.

    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      - and to you, Sir! 😀

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Good luck Wakey . I agree no bad choices and the it was a very interesting preamble

    3. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Vardy (c) here too. Good luck.

  18. Davido989
    11 years, 2 days ago

    quite a few trolls recently..posting team news should be banned, I'm sure we can all check for ourselves. you don't even have to have a twitter account to access it

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Ruins genuine hot topics too.

    2. Ayew Serious
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Or just wait for reliable people to post. Never trust a gravless randomer

  19. Ayew Serious
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Can we all agree Stanislas is the most exciting thing to come from the line ups 4.2 :ozil:

    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      King 4.2 as well I think?

  20. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Hulkgate.

    1. mad_beer ✅
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Investigation needed.

    2. Eden Hazardous
      11 years, 2 days ago

      The Siem Travesty

      1. Eden Hazardous
        11 years, 2 days ago

        *De Siem Travest rather 😉

        1. Eden Hazardous
          11 years, 2 days ago

          **Travesty rather

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  21. Jebiga
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Vardy captainers unite o/

  22. Slam
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Ok I'm off,
    let your players get lots of points this week!

    1. Davido989
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Good luck lad

      1. Slam
        11 years, 2 days ago

        As to you BF 🙂

    2. King Kav. QC at law
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Only my players, not the others.

      1. Slam
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Who used to say that? I forget….

    3. Egg noodle
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Have a good weekend bud

      1. Slam
        11 years, 2 days ago

        🙂 Have a good one as well!!

    4. Jebiga
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Thanks, you too. Good luck

  23. El Patron
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Mahrez(c) 2 goals, Vardy 0 goals and a rc 😀

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Bore off.

    2. Alittude
      11 years, 2 days ago

      nice one alberto el patron

  24. Slartibartfast
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Had KDB (c) aaaall week, 2 mins before deadline panic-switched to Mahrez. Not sure of the logic behind it, but here's hoping it works out.

  25. Obi Wan Elokobi
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Score predictions for Bournemouth Newcastle.

    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Newcastle to win but concede.

    2. Egg noodle
      11 years, 2 days ago

      0-0 I have £5 on it.

    3. Declan
      11 years, 2 days ago

      2-2

    4. Davido989
      11 years, 2 days ago

      0-0

    5. Jax
      11 years, 2 days ago

      something we won't predict.

    6. Ayew Serious
      11 years, 2 days ago

      1-1 Stanislas Tiote

    7. KOLASINA(C)
      11 years, 2 days ago

      I love your grave haha

    8. Champione
      11 years, 2 days ago

      1-3

    9. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      11 years, 2 days ago

      0-3

  26. FDMS All Starz
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Last min switch......ighalo from bench to captain!!!!

    1. Jebiga
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Nice !

  27. Sting
    11 years, 2 days ago

    I switched to mahrez last minute. Cue blank and yellow card in a 0-1 defeat.

  28. Alittude
    11 years, 2 days ago

    I shat me bricks in a jar beside the bed

  29. tm245
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Nice preamble. Misery loves company so this was a good read.

  30. Sponge-worthy
    11 years, 2 days ago

    KDB captain! Who with me??