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26 December 2015 1689 comments
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Newcastle United clash with Everton at St James’ Park in the penultimate slice of Premier League action this Boxing Day. The Magpies are unbeaten in three outings heading into this match-up, while the Toffees haven’t tasted victory in their previous quartet of league ties.

Despite besting Tottenham Hotspur and Liverpool in the last four Gameweeks, Newcastle ranked joint-bottom for attempts (29), joint-third-bottom for shots on target (11) and joint-second-bottom for key passes (24), illustrating their inability to fashion many clear-cut scoring opportunities. On the defensive end, the Toon charted joint-second for goals conceded (seven) over that stretch, yet only two sides surrendered fewer big chances (four).

Everton’s offense delivered over the previous four Gameweeks, racking up seven goals while ranking joint-second for shots inside the box (37) and joint-fourth for big chances (nine). However, Roberto Martinez’s men shipped more goals (eight) than any other team and failed to register a solitary clean sheet. Moreover, the Merseysiders placed joint-fifth for shots inside the box conceded (34) and joint-sixth for big chances conceded (eight).

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  1. pundit of punts
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Coleman BAPS incoming. πŸ˜€

    1. Chucky
      10 years, 10 months ago

      just 1 now πŸ™

      1. pundit of punts
        10 years, 10 months ago

        I'll take it.

    2. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Cleverley might snatch them

  2. Nomar
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Goal that helps no one.

    Cheers Luka. Faith in you truly shattered.

    1. Slice of ham
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Did he not just score 7 games in a row?

      1. Jimmers
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Some people are never happy

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      10 years, 10 months ago

      7 games scored in a row means nothing yeah? Ungrateful...

  3. Frank Black
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Underserved.

    1. Debauchy
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Yep

  4. Every Dog Has Its Day
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Streak is over...

  5. Sailboats
    10 years, 10 months ago

    WOOOOO!!!

  6. Greenbackbøøg…
    10 years, 10 months ago

    An unassisted 90th minute Cleverley winner, you can't make this stuff up

  7. Costa in Wengerland
    10 years, 10 months ago

    That should be Deulofoeu's assist but unfortunately they wont give it to him

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      10 years, 10 months ago

      hahahahaha

      1. Costa in Wengerland
        10 years, 10 months ago

        πŸ˜‰

  8. GuyIncognito
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Incoming True Geordie rant.

    1. KOLASINA(C)
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I love this guy

  9. Frank Black
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Why is Cresswell flagged with muscle injury?

    1. Fred54
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Its pretty self explanatory.

      1. Frank Black
        10 years, 10 months ago

        What kind of muscle injury i mean?

    2. Pinky and Brain
      10 years, 10 months ago

      see ffs tweets

    3. Slice of ham
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Because he has a muscle injury.

  10. Debauchy
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Bury those Janmaat cleanies

  11. JÆKS ⭐
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Fellow Lukaku (C)

    He was a good option, some great chances, just bad luck I guess

  12. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 10 months ago

    When lukaku was running at goal, i felt sick to the core. I knew a goal was coming. Thankgod for that tackle. Feeling sorry for Newcastle. Kane captainers should be buzzing

    1. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 10 months ago

      If Kane cappers are buzzing then us KDB cappers are wasted...

  13. Piggs Boson
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Who makes way for Kun - Lukaku or Kane?

    1. Slice of ham
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Neither. Not til the new year.

    2. Fred54
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Told you Everton would score.

      1. Piggs Boson
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Did you?

        I don't remember saying they wouldn't...

    3. The EJJ
      10 years, 10 months ago

      neither, don't get kun. But if you're set on it Lukaku

    4. pundit of punts
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Wait.

    5. It’s gonna Ben Mee
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Neither tbh

    6. Here's Tom with the We…
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I would say Luk, but only because I trust Kane more as a captain option.

    7. Fred54
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Okay serious reply.

      For GW I did Ighalo for Kane, but because it was a hit it effectively wasn't a net gain at all.

      Then did Ighalo do Kun and obviously got 0 for that, but in the grand scheme of things only lost 3 points and wasted a transfer.

      Moral of the story is....no one knows what they are doing this season.

      I went for Kun because his stats were good V Arsenal, so maybe if does play V Lieceter then he could do well.

  14. drughi
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Rambo goal and assist would be nice

    1. Sailboats
      10 years, 10 months ago

      This

  15. Jafooli
    10 years, 10 months ago

    'Sacked in the morning, Jafooli's getting sacked in the morning'

    1. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 10 months ago

      terrible manager tbh

  16. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 10 months ago

    wowzers, waiting for the "told you Everton would score" post

    1. Bubz
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I'm sure Jax or King Kav will say something along those lines

    2. Fred54
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Look for it, its somewhere on this page.

      1. Pariße
        10 years, 10 months ago

        πŸ™‚

    3. Licky
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Its a bit like that Jagielka goal last season, truly ridiculous.

    4. Debauchy
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Or the Leicester one ?

  17. Slartibartfast
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 10 months ago

    And Wijnaldum blank sees me safely through in the cup πŸ™‚

  18. Debauchy
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Its your day Arsenal ! dont mess this up please

  19. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Feeling so much better about my score and mahrez fail now Lukaku has blanked. Come on Ozil and Whats his name

    1. Fred54
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Flamini?!

    2. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Bell a ring a ding dong merrily on high?

  20. Elijah's Wood
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Will we get pressers before the games on Monday?

  21. In Like Flynn.
    • Has Moderation Rights
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Flukey

  22. Sailboats
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Come on Rambo!!

  23. Mr. O'Connell
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Wijnaldum transfer didn't work then. KDB in, template the only way to go this season.

  24. Pariße
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Told you Everton would score

  25. Dr Dream
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Nice start to Baines's new career in my team.

    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Couldn't have been jammier. Well done Wakey.

  26. Jimmers
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Through in the cup even though my opponent played bench boost - thank you Harry Kane (C)!

    1. Namtab Nomolos
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I'm in a nailbiting cup tie against 3,344,076th in the world who only has 6 active squad players and captained Mahrez πŸ™‚

      Need 7 points from Ozil & Monreal.

  27. HurriKane
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Last hour captaincy change frim KDB to Lukaku πŸ™

    That was painful

    1. GuillermoDickero
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I feel you. Last minute switch from kane to mahrez

    2. Hughes Your Daddy
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I luckily remembered to do it the other way to move from Lukaku to KDB with 5mins before deadline πŸ˜€

      1. HurriKane
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Well done.

    3. Hamstergod
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I did KDB to Mahrez this morning, after having it on KDB since I could set the team

  28. Ayew Serious
    10 years, 10 months ago

    What channel is the Arsenal game on?

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Sky sports

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Make that Bt sports

  29. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Was just about to post about Elliot's 10 points!

  30. oghash
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Who got the assist?