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30 April 2016 1572 comments
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Following a series of blanks and doubles, we’re back to normality this Gameweek with all 20 teams focused on a solitary league tie. Glancing across the quintet of mid-afternoon match-ups, West Ham United’s trip to West Bromwich Albion will be most keenly anticipated ahead of their double Gameweek 37 (SWA, MUN).

The Hammers excelled on the attacking front across their previous four matches, charting joint-second for goals (10), third for attempts (74), second for shots inside the box (45) and second for shots on target (24). Nonetheless, the Baggies will draw encouragement from the fact that only four teams conceded more goals than the Irons (eight) during that period. Tony Pulis’ men might struggle to capitalise on that shortcoming, though, given that they amassed the joint-fewest goals (two) and fewest shots on target (10).

Stoke City will attempt to arrest their run of three heavy defeats when Sunderland pay a visit. The Potters’ defence was embarrassed over their previous four outings, conceding three more goals (14) than any other team. That bodes well for the attacking prospects of a Black Cats unit that placed sixth for attempts (57) and seventh for shots inside the box (33), and ranks eighth for goals scored in away fixtures (22).

Everton are winless in seven matches before their home encounter against Bournemouth. The Toffees charted joint-bottom for goals (two), second-bottom for attempts (31), bottom for shots inside the box (15) and joint-fifth-bottom for big chances (four) in their last four outings, illustrating their lack of attacking verve. However, the Cherries might serve as the perfect antidote for theur current malaise, given that only the Potters surrendered more goals (11) in the same time frame.

Newcastle United will look to renew their survival bid when Crystal Palace roll up at St James’ Park. The Magpies posted the best shot-conversion rate (25%) of any team in their last four outings and are pitted against an Eagles outfit that’s drawn two blanks in three matches. Finally, Watford and Aston Villa collide at Vicarage Road. The Hornets’ beleaguered attack will look to get back on track against a Villains rearguard that ranks third for goals conceded in road ties (34).

  1. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    If the Sunderland game remains goalless that pretty much guarantees 3 baps for Vito 😉

    Could be a third double-figure haul in a row...

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Nope. Only 1 save for Mannone in the first half. Kirchoff more likely to get BAPS as it stands

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        8 more saves + pen save coming up 😉

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I hope so. I own both Kirchoff and Mannone!

  2. Declan
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Watford assist?

    1. KOLASINA(C)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      none

      1. Declan
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Surely the player that was taken down for freekick?

        1. Heels_Over_Head
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          was abdi himself

          1. Declan
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Cheers bud

        2. LÖrKingMuch
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Abdi, so none 🙂

  3. GreenWindmill
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Has Lukaku got his hattrick off the bench yet?

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      No, his buttocks are still stuck.

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Buttrick

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        😉

  4. Kryten
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    my ML has Noble (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  5. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Now that's a worthy emoji

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Now watch it get spammed and banned 😉

  6. VS10_
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    OptaJoe ‏@OptaJoe 1m1 minute ago
    1 - Almen Abdi is the first Watford player to score directly from a free-kick in a Premier League history. Whipped.

    1. BIG TONES
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Good stat!

  7. Charlie Adam in a Tutu
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Roberto Martinez, I hope you get sacked you dunce. Our defence really doesn't defend against big powerful strikers very well, unless they are on the bench. Now my Luk(c) choice has probably destroyed my fading hope of triumphing in my mini league. I hope you get sacked.

    1. Charlie Adam in a Tutu
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Did I say I hope he gets sacked?

    2. SomewhatPleasing
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      There hasn't been anything to point to that being a reasonable C choice.

      1. Charlie Adam in a Tutu
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Really? I need a differential to Sanchez. AFCB have been absolutely terrible since they became safe (beat Villa but weren't clearly that much better). Plus they struggle against powerful strikers and good headers of the ball. Added to that he looked alright in the second half against Utd.

  8. Team Cruel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Josh King on 3 baps yet?

    1. Gamst - Up (?) the Rovers
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      As of right now.

  9. SirStevieG
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Gomes concedes against Villa...

    Carroll has done nothing and West Ham have 2 goals...

    I can't wait for FPL to be over 😐

    1. Annie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      did you read the preamble?

    2. Fifa las vegas
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      And euros or begin! 😀

      Not doing fantasy in that though, just going to enjoy the football...I think

  10. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I might bring Kouyate. His stats are nice also

  11. Mistletoe
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Doosra, is there a Lanzini and Carroll return policy?

  12. Game of Throw_ins
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    There is a thin line between courage and foolishness. And I thought retaining Lukaku with easy set of fixtures was a courageous decision. But this Lukaku guy never fails to fail ! Disappointed. yet again.

    1. *sigh*
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Just try watching the games bud his form and confidence has dropped dramatically since the turn of the year

      1. Game of Throw_ins
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah, I know bud. Was still trying to use him as a differential and save 4 hit pts, considering DGW & easy fixtures. But no more.Its time to say goodbye.

  13. Zombie
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    So benching Mannone and playing Gomes doesn't seem like a good idea. Watford defense crappeir than Villa's attack

  14. Mark-O
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I thereby declare that I have a love-hate relationship with Doosra.

    http://cdn.ismfg.net/static/plfpl/img/shirts/photos/18073.jpg

    🙂 🙁

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😆

      "Don't start collecting things
      Give me my rose and my glove
      Sweetheart, they're suspecting things
      People will say we're in love"

      1. Mark-O
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Cresswell, Payet, Carroll

        Can I have up to six WHM players in my fantasy in exchange for the exit of all Lei assets? 😆

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Why not? The team is THAT good ... 😉

          1. Mark-O
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Will we see Kouyate wrongly sent off later? 😆

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Almost certainly. Things official have, once again, not gone our way. 🙁

    2. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Don't we all 😉 ?

  15. PlayPercentage
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Aguero -> Lukaku (C) isn't turning out well.
    I can see Romelu coming on for the last 10 minutes...

    1. Team Cruel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Look on the bright side. Season ends in 2 weeks

      1. PlayPercentage
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        My season ends today, at this rate.

    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Selling Aguero never ends well for people.

  16. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Deeney 2nd half hattrick?

    1. OLEgend
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Atleast one goal please

  17. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Lanzini doing nothing! :white_check_mark:

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Fail 😀

  18. Swan - Villa Proud
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    ML leader went Ali->Noble. 🙁 Fair play but so lucky

    1. Godot - Fashanu Zealand
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Very lucky

      1. BENOIT
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Why is it lucky?

        1. Godot - Fashanu Zealand
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Well Noble isn't exactly known for scoring from open play

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Doesn't get much more kneejerky than that. And that's the story of this season, really.

  19. Godot - Fashanu Zealand
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    My shocking Darlow Delaney combo is holding out well so far 🙂

  20. Ziro Becomes One
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Westwood a must for his DGW?

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Two games 37 & 38*

  21. BENOIT
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    NOBES!

  22. Shultan
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    how many disapointed lanzini owners out there?
    bought him in GW 33 with WC over. was between him & noble as antonios been shifted to defence

    1. Swan - Villa Proud
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      o/ Not giving up hope though.

  23. Hypnos
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Lanzini really has been one useless fecker

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Him and KDB

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Could be worse for 4.9, still awful though

  24. Clump
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Who assisted the Noble one?

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Kouyaté.

      1. Clump
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Thought so. My fpl showing Payet!

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          He assisted Kouyaté's goal ... 😀

          1. Clump
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Lol. Logged on late!
            Cheers!

    2. Swan - Villa Proud
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Kouyaté

    3. Godot - Fashanu Zealand
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Kouyate

  25. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Have faith in Lanzini and Payet gents. There is still a second half to go.

    1. Gizzachance
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      hope so, brought payet in for cout, and had lanzini since gw34, lanzini to do something as he a better differential than payet for me, als benched kdb for him

  26. Mickey Tyrion™
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Chances of KDB starting?

    1. Clump
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Slim.

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Between 0 and 2%

    3. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      63.786%

    4. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I think he will

    5. Numb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Decent

  27. Lateriser 12
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Hibbert coming on.

    1. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      lol

    2. Declan
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      for Besic

    3. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Next Cahill to come on?

    4. Numb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It's like testimonial time for Everton with Howard and Hibbert.

  28. Numb
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Defoe OK?

    1. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      No changes at the break.

  29. Heels_Over_Head
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Defoe out for 2nd half

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      In you mean?

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      sorry, on the field

      bad choice of words

    3. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Thank God.

    4. Bun Rab
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Ambiguous 🙂

  30. Van der Faart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    West Brom are disgusting