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7 May 2016 1131 comments
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

  1. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Boro or Brighton?

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      *Preference rather than prediction 🙂

    2. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Brighton please

    3. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Boro

    4. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Brighton preferably.

    5. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Brighton. Seems a quirkier place than Smogville.

    6. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Brighton has more Sunshine

    7. Hyperion
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Brighton, used to live there. Great stadium.

    8. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Brighton

    9. *sigh*
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Brighton is a much more pleasant place to visit

  2. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Redmond is going to destroy United. Wish I had him in my team

  3. TheSteel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Martial injured in warm up

  4. Supertrooper
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Just noticed that game updated before I confirmed my payet TC, so pissed off right now 🙁

    1. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Sanchez next GW = all good

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Why did you wait until last second to try and confirm?

      1. Supertrooper
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Thought I had more time plus got distracted by my kids, all in all it was basically your username 🙂

        Not pissed off anymore, it's a beautiful day. Good luck to all and let us all see green arrows 🙂

    3. Relaxing
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Could be a blessing

      1. Supertrooper
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah now I'm torn between if I want payet to do good or not haha 🙂

  5. Captain Hindsight
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    It looks like Rooney was the Manchester Utd striker to go for with Martial injured and Rashford rested

    1. zencro 42
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Well, aren't you a captain.. nevermind.

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Or preferably anyone-but-Man-United-Strikers was the striker to go for....

    3. SouthCoastSaint
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Hahaha you come into your own in these situations

    4. Dušan Citizen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yes please 😀 I've got him

  6. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Martial's trolling again! 😆

  7. tambourineman
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    FPL Discovery updated

  8. Ed
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Hope there's goals in City-Arsenal tomorrow. Have Sanchez and Aguero playing, who many people seem to have benched/transferred out.

    1. 32chickens
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I am with you
      A hattrick each would be good enough for me

  9. Rolls-Royce
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Lets go Redmond!!!

  10. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I thought I had it bad in GW34 with Martial

    Feel sorry for his owners

    FPL can be cruel at times

    1. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Thanks 🙁

      Ozil off the bench for me, down to 6 DGWers.

  11. Gazpilicueta
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Martial is out?!?!?!

  12. SouthCoastSaint
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Oh god martial. Owners have a big hug

  13. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Score a goal will you Smalling.

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      does it matter for which side?

  14. faux_C
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Martial injured in the warm up? Couldn't make this stuff up tbh. Sums up the FPL season for me right there.

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      this year.....cries

  15. FPL Blow-In
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I TC Martial for the DGW in 34 and Gave him the armband again this week. I'm disgusted

  16. GoonerByron
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    951 OR rank before this GW with 14 DGWers on BB + Sanchez, no hits and 2FTs for GW38... How high up could I realistically finish?

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      2nd cos your head will be so big there will no space for anyone else

      1. GoonerByron
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Haha sorry, it was a genuine question 😀

    2. BananaNose Maldonado
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Top 400? Masterfully plsyed, by the way.

  17. DaveZubie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Top 6 in my money league (including myself) all tried to be different - every one of us has captained Carroll 🙂

  18. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    At least I only paid 4.5m for my non starting Man U striker 😎

  19. Test Eagles
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    MARTIAL! You beauty... ML leader captain

    1. FrankieTheGent
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Snap

  20. Lateriser 12
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Big blow to Uniteds top 4 chances.

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      yeah, bye bye hopes of europe

    2. 32chickens
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Here'$ hoping laters

  21. Depay Time
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    anyone triple captained martial

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      There was a few

      They have all disappeared

  22. Lateriser 12
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    How long is he out for?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      hammy, possibly end of the season for him in the league. Can't see him playing v west ham, outside chance for bournemouth? Although with fa cup that's unlikely

    2. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Let me just check my crystal ball

    3. GK
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He only pulled out 15 minutes ago! Might take a little longer for a prognosis ...

  23. threeputt
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    now if only Van Gaah had included Rashford in the squad he could come straight in

  24. DaveZubie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    And I paid a lot more for Martial 🙁

    Injured in the warm up.

  25. Loðbrók
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I put Martial in at 11:44 for Sturridge.

    FML

  26. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Martial = dzeko v2.0

  27. Ziro Becomes One
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Usually the header picture traversals the results of the match but I can't make out if he is squirting or grimacing... Any help?

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He certainly isn't squirting...

  28. Ziro Becomes One
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    My god, my autocorrect is going to get me killed someday.

    1. Hyperion
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😀 😀 😀

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      And now a reply fail to my own post.

      😳

      1. threeputt
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        ever had a feeling this ain't gonna be your day ?

  29. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Should have bought Roonpig

  30. Hyperion
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Rival has Martial!