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7 May 2016 1131 comments
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

  1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Darmian injured

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      OMG

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      The challenge didn't look so bad tho.
      Pain looks real tho 🙁

    3. SamH123
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Darmian starting was a nice break for me :-/

  2. Mickey Tyrion™
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Darmian dead.

    1. Perthite
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Grassy knoll?

  3. manutd99
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Hold a 13 point lead. 3 of my ML behind me have captained Carroll. 1 has triple captained. I captained Hazard. Hope it works out. One of those now if Carroll scores do I Jump or scream.

  4. Fergietime
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Rival has fosu mensah , I presume he would come on.

  5. Mickey Tyrion™
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    BWJ coming on.

  6. Epic Fail
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Hurry up and take Darmian off before he gets better.

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Unlucky there Epic , season keeps on giving...

  7. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    TFM lucky break?

  8. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Borthwick warming up

  9. Numb
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Martial owners feeling like Martial GW34 owners

    1. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Martial owner 34 and 37 😎

    2. Sylas
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      It sounds like an echo in here.

      1. Get up ya bum
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        It sounds like an echo in here

        1. Sylas
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          😛

    3. Slartibartfast
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Yep 🙁

  10. Pinky and Brain
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Just hope that Martial won't be fit for West Hame game, Kane off the bench for me then

    1. the german
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      hope he gets the final 3 minutes. rival has captained. 😀

  11. Giovanni Giorgio
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    He has to come off. CBJ on. wow

  12. jmcclory123
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    jeez darmian looks really hurt tackle looked fine

    1. Mickey Tyrion™
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      He's soft.

    2. BananaNose Maldonado
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Ankle got stepped on and twisted as he made the block.

    3. Perthite
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Just looked like Achilles got trodden on.

  13. the german
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    a goal from lingard and I will drink all night. 😀

  14. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Oh my fecking god are you kidding me. Fosu on before 30 minutes?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      No

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Phew

        1. Fitzy.
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          Calm down big fella! 🙂

          1. Bubz
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 11 months ago

            ML rival played him and I benched him. Would have been so annoying.

  15. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Any borthwick owners?

  16. Ashwatts93
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Trailing Mini League leader by 1 point, he has Darmian 🙂

  17. denial
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Jesus owning TFM feels sad.

  18. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Wtf happened to Martial?
    Thought he was starting?

    1. Fergietime
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      injured in warmup

      1. Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Jesus Hall

        Thanks

        1. Weasel Boy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          Jesus H

  19. Captain Vantastic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Darmian coming off for CBJ.

  20. Fergietime
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    pheww no fosu mensah

  21. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    That look from MUN doc 😆

  22. _Gunner
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Why not Fosu-Mensah :S

  23. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Darmian off
    Borthwick on

  24. Fergietime
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    redmond down

  25. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    They're falling like flies

  26. jmcclory123
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Fosu Mensah put of favour, Van Gaal said he was naive in one of the FA cup games didn't he?

  27. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    How's my VC Darmian doing? Martial TC.

    1. Mickey Tyrion™
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Oh no... I feel for you mate.

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        I'm not actually that tragic 😛

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      7

  28. Zizoulicious
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Why the hell didn't the stretcher come on straight away so it didn't have to go all around the pitch!?

  29. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Depay is terrible

    1. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Seems like a brainless player

      1. Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        is

    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Luring them into a false sense of security 😎

    3. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      How much is he paid again?

  30. dush64
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Oh FFS Darmian 🙁