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7 May 2016 1131 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

  1. Pacer.
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Hypnotising match this

    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Well it's put me asleep.

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        😆

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Said noone ever. It's a Man Utd match

  2. Psojkee
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    it's a terrible season... martial... no comments

  3. Ninja Škrtel
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    first Rashford now Darmian????? fck this GW!

    1. Hakuho FPL
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      more like season.

  4. *sigh*
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    CBJ > TFM??? FRO LVG

  5. TheTinman
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Rival brought in Valencia and captained him
    And the other brought in Costa and captained him xD

    1. Mickey Tyrion™
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Neither are that bad of shouts. Valencia will probably get an assist over the DGW and possibly 2 CS. My rival got him and i'm terrified.

      1. TheTinman
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Valencia will be rotated next week, plus there is no chance Man U are keeping West Ham out

      2. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Sorry. Valencia is a bad shout in my book

  6. The Red Devil
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    This looks a total 0-0
    Already regretting not going for a Norwich defender

  7. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Depay is a pretty stark example of how the Dutch league can make anyone look amazing

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      And United fans said he was the next Ronaldo lol

      1. Zizoulicious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        He actually thinks he's the next Rinaldo

    2. Jay Jay Okocha
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Suarez did ok

  8. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    It's all coming together now.

  9. Foreside
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Funny gameweek 😀 😀 😀 😀

  10. Thomas Magnum
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    What world do we live in where we are forced to watch Norwich vs United in the early game. Especially considering here in Australia we have to wait until midnight for the early game to finish...

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It's quite a big game for both tbf

      1. Thomas Magnum
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        True but very boring from a fpl perspective and if you are hoping to see goals

        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Yeah guaranteed to be a crap game

        2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I'm switching to ncis instead.

    2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Even as a Utd fan I have to agree sadly...

    3. Man Chest Hair United
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Norwich is a great early game for me ! Come on you canaries

    4. Mickey Tyrion™
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Put the teams who actually score goals in prime time.

      1. Thomas Magnum
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Exactly

    5. Freshy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Its like the early warmup act at a festival

  11. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Lovely fake terrible touch from CBJ there to confuse his man.

  12. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    These double-barrelled folk look all the same, don't they? 😕

    1. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Lol 🙂

    2. Sif
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Torys?

    3. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Come again?

    4. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      +1

    5. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I don't think they are Welsh ate they 😆 ?

  13. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Great lost Darmian. Stil got more points out of him than I should have over last few Gws....well in a single game!

  14. Zizoulicious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    This looks like a relegation 6 pointer

  15. Pacer.
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Wayne Rooney looking like a grizzly bear doing the hokey-cokey today.

  16. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Carroll doesn't start my GW over and ML lead will be lost.

    C'mon you hippy!!

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He will start

  17. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    The premier league is slumming it.....

    1. Sif
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Championship where it's at atm.

    2. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Agreed

  18. Lateriser 12
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Considering i have DDG and Ruddy, it'll be improbable to expect some save points and a 81st minute goal from Smalling after a 70th minute penalty save from both teams, given their style of play.

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Might happen

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      "Style" is going it a bit, here ...

    3. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Too much greed killed the goose, ever read that one?

  19. twoplustwo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I had depay in my team once

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Game week 1?

    2. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I had him for about 6weeks

    3. The Mandalorian
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      LVG is wearing wayfarers.

  20. Lateriser 12
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Who is on Smalling corner watch today?

    1. TheBabyfacedAssassin
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Jerome by the look of it.

    2. Hakuho FPL
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I am!

  21. zizoo10
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    ozil points prediction?

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      6

      1. Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        4

        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Hows he going to manage that?

          1. Gazpilicueta
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            1 bonus?

          2. Man Chest Hair United
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Clean sheet 1 bap

    2. TheBabyfacedAssassin
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      2.

    3. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      3

    4. Hakuho FPL
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      9

  22. Giovanni Giorgio
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Mata is taking away the pace from every attack.........

    1. Pacer.
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Mata has wayne rooney in front of him. What choice does he have but wait for other players to arrive

  23. Boydinho
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    The guy who sits 2nd overall got eliminated in the first cup round by someone who is now placed 2,2M overall. Haha crazy game this.

  24. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    FFS Smalling 😡

    1. Buck The Trent
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Off target, negative bps

  25. VS10_
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    How do you not score that Mike...

    1. Lateriser 12
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Was it easy?

      1. VS10_
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yep, can see why he doesn't ever score

  26. Gazpilicueta
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Eden Hazard - Triple captain club

    who's with me?

  27. twoplustwo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Smalling close

  28. Lynxy
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Smalling nooo

  29. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Smalling 🙁

  30. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Would love a Smalling goal!