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7 May 2016 1131 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

  1. afcblegend
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I love that - just before the corner they showed Jerome pointing to Smalling mouthing 'I've got this'... seconds later Smalling outjumps him by a good 5 feet.

    1. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      I would have loved it if Smalling put it at the goal a bit more

    2. Hakuho FPL
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      wish he scored though

    3. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Clear foul

  2. Gazpilicueta
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Eden Hazard - Triple captainers club

    where are you?

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Will the double do?

      1. Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        double?

        1. Lateriser 12
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Normal c.

    2. KeepCalm
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Normal captain for me. Bench boosting

      1. Gazpilicueta
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        good luck jimmy

    3. Stoyan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Rolled the dice myself. Won ML so a gamble was on the cards.

      1. Maarrrr17
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Trip captain Hazard club signing in

  3. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Can't see Martial playing in next game with FA Cup coming up.

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      His season could be over

      1. Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        So could mine in that case 🙁

  4. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    What is technically defined as a save for keepers?

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      shot on target blocked

      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Well but lots of SOTs keepers just collect which are not counted as saves.

        1. Hypnos
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          the shot had to have been going in otherwise

  5. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    my Defoe captain looking a real differential

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      nice

    2. Puntillimon
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Same for my Deeney tc

  6. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Smalling on -1 bps...

    1. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      No fretting Bubz!

  7. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    United are soo boring to watch.

    1. KeepCalm
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      This

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      This, even if I got Smalling

    3. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Can't say that around these parts.

      1. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Why not..awful disgusting team ..lol

    4. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Agreed on every possible level

  8. Captain Vantastic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Will Rooney start for England?

  9. Henryyy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Much less payet C this gw then i tought...good thing 😉

    1. DaveZubie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Everyone trying to be different and C Carroll

  10. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    120,329 FPL players captained Martial this week

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      and a few tcs

  11. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Depay fk specialist

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      in failure

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      his confidence is gone do

  12. The Red Devil
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    No wonder we feel smalling is 'due' he's always heading it inches over/away from the goal

  13. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Nice one Memphis

  14. Numb
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Depay has two different FK routines - into the wall or into the crowd

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      The crowd doesn't even get to keep the ball...

  15. El Patron
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    -12 this gw, did anyone take an even bigger hit :D?

    1. Henryyy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      -16

      1. El Patron
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        O_o

        1. Henryyy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Go hard or go home

  16. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Such a dullard captain picks at ffs moderators league

  17. Count_cooler
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I forgot to activate my BB, not a good start

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Make sure to do it now so it active for GW38 then

      1. Count_cooler
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Had been planning on TC Sanchez. Which one is the best, that is the real q?

        1. Revival
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          oh, TC Sanchez then...that's what I'm doing

    2. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      I'm using mine this DGW but in all honesty I don't think its going to net me much.

      Next week might be better anyway as there's usually lots of goals on the last day of the season.

    3. tisza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      know the feeling - did that GW34!!

  18. twoplustwo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    This is so bad

  19. liiusions
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    For someone who's really good at free kicks, Depay's not very good at taking free kicks

  20. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Why on earth is mbokani on the bench?

    Jerome is absolutely useless

    1. *sigh*
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Is it like mankini on a beach?

  21. The Mandalorian
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    To say Depay has been a flop, is an insult to flops!

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Falcao agrees

  22. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    A dog is often in possession of the ball, but the dog isn't in control.

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Good call with Rooney berbs he's up top lol

    2. twoplustwo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Always Rooney looked more like a pig

    3. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Who you calling a dog?

  23. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Smalling! SOT!

  24. El Patron
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Come on Norwich, we want a cs!!!
    I have both Martin and Ruddy.

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Martin and Brady here.

  25. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Surely Smalling is going to bury one of these corners soon

  26. Lynxy
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    What are they doing passing around like that

  27. Freshy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    In the last 12 MU matches, none of the players on the pitch have scored

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      which makes them all overdue a goal then 😉

  28. Captain Vantastic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Rojo is a bit of a clown

  29. The Red Devil
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    In the current united XI, nobody's scored a goal for 12 games in all competitions

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Loool wow

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Now, this, is a stat.

      1. The Red Devil
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Bassong CS + 3 baps

  30. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I'm watching this solely for United corners and Smalling. FML this will be boring