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7 May 2016 1131 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

  1. DGWjegy
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    smalling is currently on -1bps 🙁

    1. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He'll get a yellow card and we will collect 5 points.

    2. Buck The Trent
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Shot off target

      1. Buck The Trent
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Big chance missed

  2. Lateriser 12
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Lingard Rooney and Depay uptop for us is just

    L. O. L.

    1. DGWjegy
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      few years back i used to like UTD

      now...

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Preaching to the choir

    3. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Your bench is even funnier

      1. Lateriser 12
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Martial and Rashford as the real quality in our attack.

    4. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      L. R. D.

  3. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Stick Januzaj on!

  4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    This is so boring to watch

  5. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Rival with double United defence and Ruddy. Oh dear, this isn't going to end well, is it? 🙁

    1. Lateriser 12
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Am i your rival?

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Still first half, but looks good so far

    3. vectorman
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      This had low scoring lucky to have one goal written all over it.

      1. BigManBakar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        At this rate, even one goal would seem like a blessing

  6. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Martial 🙁

  7. Mr. Blonde
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    The sooner United get rid of Rojo the better. He's a terrible defender and a complete imbecile to boot

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I thought he was awesome in the WC?

      1. Lateriser 12
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I hate him. United fan.

      2. Mr. Blonde
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        He was good in the World Cup. Seems like that was an outlier though because he's been brutal all season. I miss shaw so much, in a fantasy sense also

  8. Shrimpy
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    The scenes on here if Payet scores will be ridiculous.

    1. Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      If Hazard Scores Ill hit the roof

    2. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Bracing myself

  9. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Luckily Paddy were dangling odds of evens for no goals in the first 30 minutes for us. Thank you Paddy.

  10. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Smalling on -2 bps now? Whats he doing

    1. Lateriser 12
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Foul. Shot off target.

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Should have got Valencia

        1. Eskimooo
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          ........ Didn't realise the game was over

        2. Lateriser 12
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Relax bubz. You buy defenders for cleanies. BAPS are a bonus.

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Nothing defensively.....missed a big chance as well

    3. JJO
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Just logged in to ask this 😉

    4. KeepCalm
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Trying to attack? Most attacking player in the game so far

    5. The Red Devil
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Should've scored, didn't !
      Baps go down

  11. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    What happened to Darmian?! This season...

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Hurt his achilles

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Damn. Out for next game then I assume

  12. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Boro v Brighton better watch than this

    1. Sif
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Could have told you this a week ago.

  13. Mickey Tyrion™
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Atlanta Braves baseball games are more entertaining than this.. And I promise.. That's saying a lot.

  14. Feed tha Sheep
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    As a Utd fan Depay is awful doesn't care and doesn't like the physical stuff!!I would take him off lingard to left wing and Valencia to right wing

    1. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I really don't understand when United announces their line up on twitter and every comment is like "Yes Memphis starting"

      1. Feed tha Sheep
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        He is shocking!i wouldn't mind if he was trying really hard and it wasn't working for him but he doesn't look like he cares at all

      2. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Probaby the same ones who were claiming he is the next Messi at the start of the season

  15. Freshy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    With DDG as my only player in this match its been a smashing first half

  16. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Is Rashford on the bench please?

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Nope

      1. RoysCallerAnne
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks. Not good for me

  17. Sif
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Boydinho!

  18. Zizoulicious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Rival with double United defense is looking ominous. Can't see a goal coming from either side

    1. Henryyy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Hey

  19. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Boro getting straight promotion atm. Hello Downing 🙂

  20. The Mandalorian
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    United are trying to make the Norwich players fall asleep, great tactic!

    1. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Fans a tactic worthy of a fine from the FA, or maybe the TV companies lol

      1. Zizoulicious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        *It's a tactic

        1. The Mandalorian
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Van Gaal is wearing Wafarers today, so it's ok 🙂

  21. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Boydinho scores!

  22. Swan - Villa Proud
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    So my ML leader brought in MVilla (for some reason), started Darmien and gave Martial the C. My differentials against him are Sanchez, FIrmino, Hazard, Defoe, PVA, Cresswell and CCCarroll.

    I think I have a real shot to pull back his 35 pt lead

    1. Henryyy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Looks good for you so far, good luck 🙂

    2. BigManBakar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Mine captained Sturridge for some reason!

      He has double United defence and Ruddy though, which is really beginning to worry me...

  23. Sif
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Gray!
    Champions!

  24. Boydinho
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Boydinho - Never forget that 14/15 season

    1. JAC THE CAT
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Straight in my team!

      First on my bench sorted for the season

  25. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    The weird thing about Depay is I could understand if certain stats regressed when he came to a tougher league, for example the number of goals scored. That makes sense, defenders and GKs are better, some simple shots he might have scored from before he wouldn't now.

    But when things like his touch seem to disappear, which really shouldn't, or simple passes mishit, or his inability to take an accurate freekick (static men in a wall are pretty similar no matter what league, but he's blasting them out of the stadium) I grow very concerned.

    1. Mickey Tyrion™
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The manager suppresses creativity instead of cultivating it.. Stick Depay into the Liverpool lineup under Klopp and he would thrive.

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I'm not convinced he would thrive, but I do think what you say is correct. He looks like he'd struggle in the Championship or League 1 at the moment.

  26. JAC THE CAT
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    The whole world has captained Payet

    I don't own him 🙁

    1. BobbyV
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Watch Noble do the damage

  27. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Dimitrios Konstantopoulos my gk next season. Will be interesting to hear how Jonty pronounces his name

  28. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Brighton goal

  29. OptimusBlack
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I think Manchester CS Gone sec half...

  30. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Brighton 1-1

    1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yay

    2. @ocprodigy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Ffs.

    3. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Interesting last 30 minutes