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7 May 2016 1131 comments
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The penultimate Premier League weekend gets underway with two teams that also play in midweek, as Norwich City invite Manchester United to Carrow Road. The Canaries are in the midst of three successive defeats and rest two points clear of the relegation berths, while the Red Devils are still clinging onto their Champions League aspirations.

Despite ranking seventh for attempts (57) and ninth for shots on target (18) across their previous four matches, Norwich mustered just three goals, registering the fourth-worst shot-conversion rate (5.3%). At the other end of the pitch, Alex Neil’s men conceded the joint-fifth-most goals (seven) and managed zero clean sheets. Investors in Man United’s attack will draw encouragement from the fact that only Aston Villa have surrendered more big chances in home matches than Norwich (41 compared to 32).

The Red Devils flattered to deceive on the attacking front in their last four outings, charting in the bottom half for goals (four), shots inside the box (29) and big chances (four). Moreover, in away ties they rank fourth-bottom for attempts (164) and shots inside the box (95). From a defensive standpoint, Louis Van Gaal’s troops have been less impressive on their travels, conceding 23 goals while recording just five of their 17 shut-outs.

  1. The Mandalorian
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    News coming in that Carroll has missed the away bus.

    1. Chenku╰☆╮
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      are you serious???

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Breaking news

      Joke falls flat on its face

    3. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Nice
      That's all I need.

    4. _Ninja_
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      away but 😀

      1. _Ninja_
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        *bus

    5. The Mandalorian
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It's ok everybody he's caught the home bus instead 🙂

    6. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I saw him in a nightclub in Newcastle at 4am this morning. Looked primed for today

    7. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Good

      They are playing at home

  2. TheBusDriver
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Norwich 1 - 0 United, PLEASE!!!

    1. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Oh hello there

    2. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I have Smalling and Martial so I'd take that as my rival has DDG and Smalling.

    3. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Did Carroll get into your bus? 😉

    4. Prøphet
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Drive the empty buss off a cliff.

  3. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Just back home have I missed much?

    1. S.Kuqi
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Well Martial warm up injury. Nothing else

      1. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Darmian injury?

    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You haven't missed any goals

      Martial injured in warm up
      Darmian injured after 15 minutes

    3. Forza Papac
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Darmian and Martial got injured and I had a cheese toastie for lunch. Other than that not much

    4. Feed tha Sheep
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Darmain off injured as well

    5. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Martial and Darmian RCs

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        You what?

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Yep. Scrap a minute into the game. Both off.

          1. Fred54
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Okay, I already knew the deal with Martial and Darmian, but be careful about posting false stuff in a DGW. People go ape!

            1. Somalion
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              That's the aim 😉

    6. Mr. Blonde
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You have gained 45 minutes of your life that some of us will never get back

    7. semiconductor
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      apart from mentioned injuries, u didnt miss even a single shot

    8. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Utd still boring and Norwich still useless

  4. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    If it ends draw Boro will get automatic promotion with better goal difference right?

    1. @ocprodigy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yep, Brighton have to win.

    2. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yes.

    3. Forza Papac
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yes

  5. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Brighton red

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Taking him out my draft for GW1...

    2. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      So is Gastons shin

  6. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Brighton guy red card

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Nice bruise aswell

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Lol, bruise?

        1. Thomas Magnum
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Ramiez bruise not the guy that got the red haha

      2. DLL18
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        He's gonna need about 30 stitches for that bruise. 😉

  7. Boydinho
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    scenes @ riverside

    1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Tide is coming?

      1. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        😆 brilliant

      2. Boydinho
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        heh

    2. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Discard your Fear.

  8. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Final prediction for the United game?

    1. Chenku╰☆╮
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      2-0 norwich win

    2. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      1-0 United but that is very very optimistic.

    3. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Well its gonna end 0-0 because my Darmian went off injured.

    4. Cristi@no R7
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      1-0 United

    5. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      0-0 ref calls it off because he'd rather watch the Borough - Brighton game then this garbage

  9. Celt Abroad
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    With De Gea, Smalling and Martin, a 0-0 would be just lovely.

  10. Boydinho
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Gaston Ramirez shin is RIPPED

    1. Thomas Magnum
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Rip to his shin

  11. Chucky
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Will Martial play against WHU? thanks

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Don't think he'll be risked.

    2. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Doubt it v much

    3. The Mandalorian
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      no

  12. Gigging Order
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Did anybody else triple captain Defoe? Or am I on my own in this madhouse?

    1. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      So did i

  13. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Mike Dean you clown

    1. TheBusDriver
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You serious?

      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Are you?

    2. Worzel Gummidge
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Was an obvious RC

    3. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Cheers lads

      How has Redmond played? Also I thought it was TFM that came, luckily it was CBJ 😀

      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        🙂

    4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Get mbokani and Naismith on

      1. Chenku╰☆╮
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        this. neilllll listen!!!

    5. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      ML update

      1st: Caroll (C)
      2nd: Carroll (TC)
      3rd (me): Payet (C)

      C'mon Dmitri!!!

    6. Messiah Hazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      How many Hazard TC on here?

      1. Manu5
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Here!

    7. Arteta
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Poor Gaston Ramirez..

      1. DLL18
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        That's why you wear shinpads.

    8. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Jabba Huts missus in Boro shirt 😀

    9. zizoo10
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      everybody here confident on hazard starting? i have a bad feeling they'll lineup the same way they did vs leicester..

      1. The EJJ
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        He was boss vs Spurs, don't see why he wouldn''t play

      2. Manu5
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Would be an indictment on the manage if he doesn't

    10. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      10 minutes to rotation mania

    11. semiconductor
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      just checking, no chance martial getting any minutes today, right?

      1. Worzel Gummidge
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Well since he was replaced due to injury I would say no.

        • Weasel Boy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Nope

        • boosted83
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          He's on a DBL GWK, so he may play the next game.

      2. Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        8 minutes 😮

      3. @FPLMason
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Who'd get more points in this round in your opinion?
        A) Clyne, Defoe , Hazard , PvA , Robles
        B) Moreno , Kane, Redmond, Cresswell, DDG

      4. Revival
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        A for me

        1. Ziro Becomes One
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          B for me

      5. Ziro Becomes One
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        So then Norwich defence was the answer to all questions?

        1. Thomas Magnum
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          GW 38 spot the differential?

      6. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Just had a look at the captain stats. Heck of alot of diversity, when you look past Payet. Went with Carroll (TC), massive fall or massive rise.

        Top 10K
        Payet 56.1%
        Carroll 14.4%
        Hazard 5.4%

        Overall

        Aguero 9.9%
        Payet 9.4%
        Kane 9.2%

          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Or they both get similar scores and massively no difference. 🙄

          1. Fred54
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Oi, don't spoil my all or nothing narrative.

      7. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Valencia is one of Utds most dangerous players

        1. @FPLMason
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          That says alot about the 0-0 score...

        2. Lateriser 12
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I'm sorry if i'm overstepping but its kinda funny you like Valencia given how much you hate Navas 🙂

          1. Bubz
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Well Valencia is classified as a defender!

      8. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Blind rested?

          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Yes.

      9. The Mandalorian
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Norwich look like they've given up, United CS guaranteed.