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10 May 2016 2270 comments
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Tuesday evening treats us to just a single head-to-head as West Ham host Man United in the final league fixture to take place at the Boleyn Ground. The outcome of this evening’s match could have significant repercussions in the race for European places, with the visitors requiring a win to leapfrog neighbours City in the race for fourth spot and Champions League football.

Delving into the attacking data, the numbers bode well for both teams tonight. In terms of overall attempts across their respective last four, both West Ham (70) and United (65) sit amongst the top five, with the Hammers bettering their visitors by 42 shots inside the box to 35. Indeed, Slaven Bilic’s side have produced more than double the number of big chances (13 to six) than the Red Devils, which bodes well for their chances of bouncing back from Saturday’s disastrous home defeat at the hands of Swansea.

Looking at the defensive numbers, though, United’s defence have conceded just 24 shots inside the box over the same time frame – only Newcastle (17) have managed less. Whilst the Red Devils’ recent resilience is summed up by just one goal against – compared to their hosts’ seven strikes conceded – it’s somewhat surprising to see that Bilic’s side have allowed the opposition only four more efforts (28) from close-range than their visitors ahead of tonight’s encounter.

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  1. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Game on!

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Sort of.

  2. the Penman
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Come on The Irons...eventually...

  3. faver
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Payet aand Smalling hattrick would do the job for me tonight

    1. Railwayman
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yes please !!!

  4. Obi Wan Elokobi
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    0-0 would be the perfect result tonight.

    1. moment
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Was about to post the same thing.

    2. KLOPPTOMANIA
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Can't decide my perfect outcome, maybe Payet, Reid, and Carroll goals galore, and ddg saving noble's pen...

  5. Ron_Swanson
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    West Ham fans really are the worst - its a club I really dislike, before tonights events.

    1. Kalou
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Why?

      1. jimbobmij
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Never seen Green Street?

      2. Ron_Swanson
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        So many thugs at the game causing trouble (whenever I've been as an away fan anyway)

        And the way they dine out on Bobby Moores name after treating him pretty badly while he was alive is also a bit unseemly.

    2. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Every team has them

      The worst I ever encountered was Leicester and they being made out as fairy tale angels currently

      But every team has few teenagers who get over excited by it all

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Course every team has em mate. Chelsea and West Ham are head and shoulders the worst though.

    3. Pochecinno
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Chelsea take the overall award

      1. Ron_Swanson
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah they are pretty bad too

      2. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Agreed

        Arsenal is lovely , great atmosphere to visit

        1. Pochecinno
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Someone needs to remind them they don't play at a library anymore though 😛

        2. Ron_Swanson
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Well certainly not much trouble. I think the use of the word atmosphere has been greatly exaggerated though!

        3. Give The Todd Some Love
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          The Emirates is f**king awful. It's basically Wembley.

    4. Nascimento
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Hooligans in the home stands, tourists in the away ones. Not a good night for the EPL tonight.

      1. Pochecinno
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        😆

        Though it's technically a derby for the away fans

        1. Nascimento
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          True. All still be home by 11.

    5. Kalou
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Saw a programme about these hooligans,actual grown men with families at home fighting each other,pathetic!

  6. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    have a feeling we are going to get some idiots ruining this during the game too

    1. Namtab Nomolos
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      If you mean the Man U defence stopping a Payet hattrick then yes.

  7. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Ugly scenes outside of Upton carrying on into the ground

    http://images.boomsbeat.com/data/images/full/201963/483382646-jpg.jpg

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Absolutely disgusting.

    2. KLOPPTOMANIA
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Lol

    3. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I think he looks quite dashing here in his suit

    4. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Don't think I need to hit that link 🙂

    5. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Genuine lol 🙂

    6. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I'm going to predict a Tevez picture?

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Pigdog, that'll do 😆

    7. Ron_Swanson
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      haha

  8. Lawrø
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Andy Carroll triple captainers unite! 😎

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Come on the pony tailed one and his trusty sidekick Lanzini

    2. Fpl Richie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Come on Big Andy. Didn't pick him, but love his headed goals. Hope he ruins Blind tonight.

  9. Fpl Richie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Very generous giving man united until half eight. Turning up late they deserve to be shafted.

    1. Shultan
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      not their fault they were stopped 100 yards from stadium coz west ham fans were attacking their bus. id say its fair to delay kick off

      1. Uncle Gamst
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Is it not their fault?

        What was stopping them setting off earlier?

        Last game at the stadium,full house. Didn't they think it would be busy?

        Obviously haven't learned from last late arrival...or is it mind games by LvG?

  10. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Can't rule out Man Utd fans bottling their own bus, can we?

    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Hard to throw bottles from Asia

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        😀

      2. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I would almost rule it out on that evidence, but I've heard rumours that they have also significant fanbase in London, or in any event big enough to provide those bottle throwers.

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Well I suppose those pseudo Chelsea fans needed someone to pin their hopes on.

    2. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      No we can't.

      By the way, what a rotation nightmare this ManU and WHU DGW has been.

    3. Kalou
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      This.

  11. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Absolutely disgusting behaviour from the West Ham fans. If the MODS don't ban the idiots them then I am leaving this website for good. Shocked with Doosra the most, he printed out all his stats tables and threw it at LVG. DISGUSTING.

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      What you smoking lad?

      1. Every Dog Has Its Day
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Just shocked and disgusted, I am genuinely shaken.

        1. RÏɠBY
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          grow the F up
          and maybe look at international news to be really shocked

          1. Every Dog Has Its Day
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            He's taken the bait.

    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😆 wtf

    3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      🙂

    4. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      GOOD point.

    5. RÏɠBY
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      bye bey

    6. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I am shocked by this comment . This is the kind of behaviour I expect from me or maybe Epic Fail !!!

      1. Pochecinno
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        *Jafooli

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          🙂

        2. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          😮 😛

  12. El-Kloppico
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Rumours from FA says both ManUtd and WestHam will be relegated to championship as a result of today's spoilt. 😀

  13. RÏɠBY
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    manure are pathetic.. i hope they're hammered

    (carrol (C) 🙂 )

  14. Tim Canterbury
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    What the hell my bedtime is at 10 o clock

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You can still continue watching in your dreams..

    2. RÏɠBY
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      🙂 just believe

    3. Ron_Swanson
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      you might be lucky enough to miss some then

    4. boogle
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      This thread tickled me

  15. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Martial starts, no sneaky Sanchez points

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He wont.. smashed by his own fans..

  16. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    You know they're struggling to fill the time when they put the camera on the commentators

  17. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Last ever scorer at Boleyn Ground?

    Gotta be Noble right........

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Smalling

    2. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Reckon he'll be on penalties as a result.....fairy tail end.

    3. Tim Canterbury
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Payet. Born and bred.

    4. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Best WHM player of the year I guess.

    5. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Martial completing his hat trick just to find his fantasy owners still complain

    6. schwing
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Chimpanzini!

  18. Namtab Nomolos
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Top quality from Alan Smith "Well they did get to within a stones throw of the ground"

    1. Fi_fpl addict
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      They bashed the granny out of it would have been better lol

  19. Moin
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Why hasn't the match started yet?

    1. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Delayed. LvG got smashed by his players

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The Manchester United bus was delayed by West Ham fans standing in front of it and throwing bottles

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        shame on them

        1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          I agree with Ayew's post below

          1. Moin
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            true!

    3. Siva Mohan
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      starts @ 1AM IST

      bus arrived late..

      1. Moin
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I have to go to office tomorrow 🙁

        1. Siva Mohan
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          WFH tomorrow 🙂

      2. The Red Devil
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Jeez, I was waiting since 11:30
        Now up till 3-3:30 I guess

  20. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Name: Kingsley Coman
    Age: 19
    Titles: Ligue 1 (2), Serie A (1), Bundesliga (1), Italian Cup (1), French League Cup (1).

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Wow!

      1. Siva Mohan
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        German Cup final in 10 days for him.. possibly another title

    2. El-Kloppico
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      EPL next?

      1. Siva Mohan
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        on loan from Juventus to Bayern Munich .. Serie A or Bundesliga title again..

    3. Ron_Swanson
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Champions League Runner Up too

      1. Siva Mohan
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        last year finalist with Juventus..

  21. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Big Marlon Harewood rocking one seriously slick coat

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Bet he's delighted he gets to show off that bad boy to the nation

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Big time i would be

        1. Bubz
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Probably asked to be interviewed

          1. KingNidge
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            I reckon they asked him

            1. KingNidge
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Jamie Redknapp usually pretty slick but big Marlon put him to shame

            2. Bubz
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              As soon as they saw that coat?

              1. KingNidge
                • 10 Years
                10 years, 1 month ago

                For sure

                1. Bubz
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 1 month ago

                  They needn't have asked him anything. Should have just let him stand there looking like a boss

                  1. KingNidge
                    • 10 Years
                    10 years, 1 month ago

                    Absolutely.. i need to find out where he got it then i can pretend that i could ever pull it off like him

                    1. Bubz
                      • 12 Years
                      10 years, 1 month ago

                      If you're 6'5" and black, you should be fine

  22. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Ah Martial starts. no Sanchez bench points for some.

    1. Namtab Nomolos
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      He still has to warm up yet.

    2. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Martiall brace could easily beat Alexis!

  23. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    What's with the stereotyping of fans 😆

    Of course these West Ham fans are a bunch of neoks, but why do I see post after post putting them all into one group of thugs.

    Reminds of me the abuse some religions get because of their extremists. Not very nice 🙂

    1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      +1

    2. Fi_fpl addict
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      People love a bandwagon , not right but some sense of perspective please

  24. Hect.OR 98th
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Let's hope it's just mindless morons outside the ground, not ticket holders. I feel sorry for the parents taking youngsters to tonight's game. As West Ham fans, it will be an "I was there" experience. Hopefully for the right reasons.

  25. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Football Association @fa 1min 32secs

    As punishment for their supporters behaviour this evening, West Ham United will not be allowed to play any future games at the Boleyn Ground.

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      😆

  26. King H
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    West Ham United.. Englands Shame.

  27. Railwayman
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Utd always late for kickoff in London 😀

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      they are setting a trend 😎

  28. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    This is it so really-here most of our seasons fall or rise!

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Payet blank and I'm dancing

  29. cantcatchabreak
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    lanzini, cresswell, and noble to all score goals, you heard it here first.