Moving Target
12 July 2016 1525 comments
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After signing goalkeeper Steve Mandanda from Marseille, Crystal Palace made their second significant move in the summer transfer window last week by acquiring Newcastle midfielder Andros Townsend for £13 million. The 24-year-old put pen to paper on a five-year contract with the Eagles, and should add further creativity to a Palace midfield that already contains the likes of Yannick Bolasie, Wilfried Zaha and Yohan Cabaye.

Speaking to the club’s official website, Townsend outlined his reasons for making the move to Selhurst Park just two months after dropping into the Championship with the relegated Magpies:

“I’m extremely delighted. I had chats with the manager and chairman before I signed and I’m pleased to a part of Crystal Palace’s future… It was a pretty easy decision to choose Crystal Palace because of the direction they’re heading. They play a system that suits wingers and you only need to look at Wilfried Zaha, Yannick Bolasie and Jason Puncheon to see how they’ve excelled and how influential they are for Palace. I want to be a part of that and help this club reach its potential.”

The History

Townsend joined the Tottenham Hotspur academy at the age of eight, but was sent out on several loan spells during his time with the club. In March 2009, he made his professional debut for Yeovil Town against MK Dons, while the following season, Townsend spent loan spells at League One sides Leyton Orient and MK Dons, making 33 appearances in total, scoring four goals and registering three assists.

He then headed to Ipswich Town at the start of the 2010/11 campaign for what was intended to be a season-long loan, but after playing in only 16 matches for the Tractor Boys, scoring once and providing two assists, he was recalled by then Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp in December 2010.

The winger marked his senior Tottenham debut with a goal and a man of the match performance against Charlton Athletic in an FA Cup tie in January 2011, but Townsend was shortly after farmed out on loan once more, first to Watford, and then to Millwall, making 14 appearances in total, scoring twice and garnering three assists.

While Townsend did feature for Spurs over the following two seasons, he never really established himself as a regular starter, and spent further loan spells with Leeds United and Birmingham City in the Championship and QPR in the Premier League, where he scored twice and provided two assists in 12 league appearances.

In total, Townsend made 50 Premier League appearances for Tottenham, scoring three goals and registering four assists, before making the move to Newcastle in January this year for a fee of around £12 million in search of regular first-team football. He would prove to be a key figure in Newcastle’s battle to avoid relegation, scoring four goals and providing two assists in 13 matches for the Magpies, but ultimately the club failed to avoid the drop.

Townsend represented England at every level from Under 16-21 and made his senior debut against Montenegro in October 2013, scoring in a 4-1 win. He has earned 10 international caps thus far, scoring three goals, although he was left out of Roy Hodgson’s 23-man squad for Euro 2016.

The Prospects

In spite of the Magpies’ relegation, Townsend’s move to Selhurst Park comes as something of a surprise. After years of trying to establish himself as a first-choice option at the Lane, he had finally nailed down a regular role on Tyneside only to jump ship and head back to London with Palace.

Certainly, that short stint at St James’ at least afforded us a chance to assess the winger’s potential if handed secure pitch time.

Townsend’s ability to take on defenders and cut in from the right flank, firing shots on goal with his left foot, should see him handed a role on the right of Pardew’s 4-2-3-1 set-up next time out.

This could result in Zaha – who was voted the club’s Player of the Year award last season – being shifted over to the left, which could see Yannick Bolasie stationed in a central support role behind a lone striker.

Such a scenario looks ominous for the likes of Jason Puncheon and Bakary Sako, with Yohan Cabaye and James McArthur likely to be the first-choice pairing in central midfield. The fact that Zaha, Puncheon and Sako all managed just two goals each last term highlights why Townsend has been brought in, with the Eagles in desperate need for more firepower in the final third.

Bolasie and Cabaye managed five goals apiece last season, making them the club’s joint-top scorers, but while the latter has some appeal should he remain the first-choice penalty taker, he’s perhaps more suited as an asset in daily Fantasy offerings such as DraftKings.

Analysing his statistics at Newcastle in the second part of last term, Townsend averaged a shot every 47.4 minutes, which was actually inferior to Sako (33.3), Bolasie (38.4) and Cabaye (41.7), although Puncheon and Zaha trailed all four players, managing a shot every 50.4 and 81.5 minutes respectively. Nonetheless, his conversion rate of 16.7% underlines the new boy’s eye for goal as Pardew looks to improve a side that scored just 39 times last season, the third-lowest tally in the top-flight.

In terms of creativity, Townsend produced a key pass every 43.8 minutes for Newcastle last term, which was better than any of the Palace midfielders, with Puncheon (44.5) the next best, while Zaha and Bolasie only created a scoring chance every 60.9 and 90.3 minutes respectively, suggesting Townsend should have a clear edge when it comes to assist potential.

Given that fact Bolasie was priced at 6.5 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL) last season, we can expect a similar price for Townsend. Should he establish himself as a first-choice wide man as expected, that could represent terrific value for Fantasy managers, particularly bearing in mind Palace’s favourable start (WBA, tot, BOU, mid, STO) to the campaign, with only the trip to White Hart Lane in Gameweek 2 looking a difficult match-up.

Finding value in the mid-price bracket was crucial to any successful Fantasy campaign last season, and with Palace being heavily linked with a move for Liverpool striker Christian Benteke, Eagles players such as Townsend could well be popular options. His prospects would only be boosted by the addition of the Belgian striker, and with perhaps a point to prove after being omitted by England, we could see the former Newcastle winger make a fast start with his new side.

Further Reference

Andros Townsend Wikipedia

Andros Townsend Transfer Markt Page

Andros Townsend You Tube

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  1. Captain Vantastic™
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    Almost there guys

  2. The Bandit
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    Don't let your mum/wife/gf/mates see your PayPal statement if you paid for membership that way, apparently it shows on your statement as 'FantasyFoot' 😀

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
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      😆

    2. A.T
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Oops 😀

    3. Spike ⚽️
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      So you are entering a team in FPL 🙂

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
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        Yeah, was determined to miss this year but it's like a drug 🙂

        1. Spike ⚽️
          • 14 Years
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          Good man 🙂

  3. Irish Madridista ⭐
    • 15 Years
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    Bloody imposters.

  4. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    Giggs Boson in da house.....opening in 20mins 😮

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      I don't think it'll be today. I'm monitoring the site with an app, and there's been no major changes recently.

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        😯 when was the last significant squeak from the website?

        1. Piggs Boson
          • 14 Years
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          I only started a day or two ago and there's been none. It could be that the app I'm using doesn't go into as much detail as it did last season. Who knows, we just have to be patient 🙂

          1. Jafooli
            • 14 Years
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            Keep us updated GB 😉

      2. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        share? 😉

  5. Brian (Not the Messiah)
    • 16 Years
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    LOL@ everyone waiting for FPL to open 😉

    1. Nomar
      • 16 Years
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      Including yourself in that list?

      1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
        • 16 Years
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        yep 🙂

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Wait a second..

  6. Alan Hansen's Emu
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    If Pogna signed - potential FPL price?

    10M?

    1. Alan Hansen's Emu
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Who the fck is that? Idiot.

      PogBa

      1. ★Kuntheman★
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Don't be harsh on yourself like that 🙂

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          Hehe.. Pogna.. What a silly person.

          😉

      2. La Roja
        • 14 Years
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        Chill out dude

    2. jmcclory123
      • 12 Years
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      he was only 8.5m on the Euro game De bruyne was over 10 I think

    3. ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      I'd say 11.0. Not even close to being worth it.

      1. Alan Hansen's Emu
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Agreed. Poor value.

      2. michudagawd
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        11?! Are you mad?

        1. ★Kuntheman★
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          Nope. With a ludicrous transfer fee like that he'll be a lot. FPL evaluation, not mine.

          That being said, I would be mad if I bought him at that price.

          1. michudagawd
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 5 days ago

            He wouldn't be close to 11m. Real world football and FPL are two separate entities. Pogba doesn't score or assist enough to be anything over 9m.

    4. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      8.5 - 9

  7. Liastro ⭐️
    • 14 Years
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    Doesn't Mark Rogers realise that we'll be in the MIDDLE of the week tomorrow. As for a release 'early next week'... 🙁

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Doesn't Liastro realise that Mark Rogers is full of sht

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      I can't believe someone lied on the interwebs 😯

      Seeing as I'm so rich (and the messiah for good measure) I might take it upon myself to take Mark Rogers out.

      1. Hooky
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Could you stretch to Trump as well?

        1. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          Make that the priority.

        2. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          Consider it done.

          Old Small-hands won't know what hit him... He doesn't know much in fairness.

          1. Camp No No
            • 12 Years
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            😆

          2. Hooky
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 5 days ago

            You're too late for Beadle

            1. Hooky
              • 11 Years
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              Sorry he was small hand, not small hands.

    3. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      technically speaking: before noon is early, noon is middle and afternoon is late 😆

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Oh yeah, if he afterwards excuses that that's what he meant, I think somebody will rip his head off.

        1. sinik
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
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          😛

  8. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    I think the new site should show real time rank chances. That way you would know exactly how much losing that clean sheet costs you.

    How exciting would that be?

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
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      I think that would set the servers on fire.

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        In the most exciting way possible..

      2. Kun Tozser
        • 11 Years
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        Not at all

    2. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Real time rank changes through the games would be cracking 😀

    3. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      ̶e̶x̶c̶i̶i̶n̶g̶ depressing

    4. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      No they should stop adding CS's until the whistle goes it's a pain in the hole seeing points added at 60 and then taken from you

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        This 😡

      2. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Yes. I agree

    5. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 12 Years
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      Nah, waiting for OR update is way better.

      That way, we can subtlebrag.

      1. Ziegler1988
        • 12 Years
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        Is 95 a good score??

    6. Jay_
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Fantasy football fix already does this, gameweek live, it's very accurate.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        So if they can why not the official site?

        1. sinik
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
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          probably because they're tapping into the data and sorting it as opposed to hosting it, not to mention the amount of traffic they get is likely a fraction of what the main site gets

    7. Brian (Not the Messiah)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      It currently takes hours just to update the ranks. now you want to do it minute by minute?

      1. Cheeseoid
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        • 13 Years
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        Yes. That is exactly what I want.

    8. Ziegler1988
      • 12 Years
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      FFFix has this down pretty well

    9. Cheeseoid
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      • 13 Years
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      I also think gameweek rank should be got rid of or should take account of hits. It is useless in its current form.

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
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        Always liked this feature as a hit taker 😛

        But yeah, agree

        1. Cheeseoid
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          • 13 Years
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          Or ma be offer you both pieces of info so you know what you have gained or lost from the hit

    10. Zizoulicious
      • 11 Years
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      Would be a great feature, because it means no more waiting hours for OR and leave tables to update!

  9. ducksfly2gether
    • 10 Years
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    Just curious...does anyone here work in football or football related fields?

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
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      o/

        1. Zizoulicious
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          😆

    2. andy85wsm
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      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      I wish!

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        this.

    3. La Roja
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Here. I'm the whore of UEFA

      1. Hooky
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Are you in the Joy division?

        1. La Roja
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          Sshh

    4. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      I do

    5. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      10 years, 5 days ago

      Does working in a fantasy football related field count?

      1. J0E
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 16 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        And no, I don't know when the game is launching before anyone asks. 🙂

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          I don't think I've ever seen so many mods in one day.

          1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 5 days ago

            Never seen Quadrophenia?

            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 5 days ago

              Oh you 😉

          2. Camp No No
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 days ago

            This is suspicious indeed.

            #ffsilluminati

          3. sinik
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 days ago

            IT'S A SIGN

        2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          Not buying it 😉 #ffsilluminati

        3. Syd.
          • 17 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          You would make a terrible politician 🙂

          1. Zizoulicious
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 5 days ago

            But a lot better than the current crop...

        4. EmreCan Hustle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          He knows something.

      2. ducksfly2gether
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Ha, if winning Euro Fantasy earns me the opportunity to apply for a job there, then it does!

    6. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Hello, I'm Mark Rogers.

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Hello Mr Rogers! Please go fudge yourself and never show up again. 😉

    7. Long Juan Silva
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Think SuperDunny works for a sports statistics company or something like that

  10. La Roja
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    Pelle on 260K per week

    Someone get me a bottle of scotch

    1. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      China wants to make football the next big thing over there

      Expect a World Cup soon

      1. La Roja
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        This numbers are irrational. They gotta take it easy or we will see Chamakh on 200k per week soon.

        1. Syd.
          • 17 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          Apparently it all followed the Chinese Presidents trip to Man City last year, he went back to China and instructed his minions to make football a top sport in China - money appears to be no object

          1. Get up ya bum
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 5 days ago

            Its been their plan for years now

    2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      And 3 heaping scoops of acid....

    3. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Pellè might get a couple of good ones for himself with that money.

    4. Cradders
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      I need to get a contract as anything for one of their clubs.

    5. BilalM
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Still don't understand why Pelle would give up everything at Southampton - Top 10 PL club, European football, and just waltz to China, just for the money :/

      1. La Roja
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        260k per week for 31 years old donkey

        I'd jump on it too

  11. michudagawd
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    No mention of anything from the Premier League twitter page, Mark Rogers keeping schtum, no teaser prices. What the hell is going on?!

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Nothing basically

    2. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Brexit

      1. BENOIT
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        I blame Boris.

      2. Hooky
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        This. I think the fall in value of the £ meant they had to lose some of the programmers and the launch has been put back a week.

    3. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Imagine if they changed the url to something completely separate like http://www.FPLeague.com and we were too busy refreshing an old broken page to notice 🙂

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        😀

      2. michudagawd
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Terrifying! :O

    4. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Mark Rogers just took a guess and has been proved wrong. He needs unfollowing to teach him a lesson

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Quite the contrary, I was going to stalk the guy to learn his patterns before striking with furious revenge.

        Might even have to take a year out of FPL to do so.

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          Good idea. How about offensive tweets calling him a liar in the meantime

            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 5 days ago

              Brilliant!

        2. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          Good idea. But don't follow his twitter while you stalk him.

      2. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        This. He did that to get followers (=money), he should be punished by losing followers (=money).

      3. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        I have to clarify, I have no problem with people taking a guess, but when they pretend they're in the know and provide what they've drawn out of thin air as a reliable information in order to make others get them money, I think they deserve to be punished.

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          I know right? Hate that crap.

          By the way, you should pick up Samir Nasri from the start, Pep was overheard in Dublin this weekend saying he sees him as the next Messi.
          I think you should give me a fiver for that premium nugget of advice.

          1. Camp No No
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 days ago

            Ok, thanks, we'll see after the next few rounds. If Nasri doesn't set the world alight at City, I will be after you. Thanks for the tip anyway. 😉

            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 5 days ago

              Croatia for World Cup 2018 too by the way 😉

  12. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    Oh they better ban chips from affecting H2H ML games......complete toilet.

    1. BENOIT
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Yeah it's a good point. I was in a ML where anyone that was leading got targeted with chips every week!

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Exactly this......was garbage, ruined H2H for many.

    2. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      I play a H2H league with one friend and it was completely fair in that context. DGW was brilliant for me anyway

  13. BENOIT
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    Bored out of my tree at work - can I tempt anyone with a game of HaxBall?

    http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~29d0fcc9085c1796fecb818cffdb4b328c091fd1abd38ccf184a8b3bdab185a42&pass=1

    Password: markrogers

  14. George Sillett
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    If FPL goes live at 4am :-
    1. Who is the favourite for the first R T request ?
    2. What time will that be posted ?

    1. Hooky
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      1. Daniel
      2. 4.01 am

    2. michudagawd
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      4:01 am

    3. Slam
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Gravless 4:10

    4. kalmoffit
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Someone in Asia.

    5. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      It goes live in 2 minutes..... Brace yourselves

  15. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    Team Name:

    Joachim Low's Cheddar Gorge

    1. EmreCan Hustle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Too long.
      Not the gorge..the name.

    2. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Sniff down be low

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Not bad. 🙂

        Btw, what team formation does your daughter favour?

        1. George Sillett
          • 10 Years
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          Absent from the household currently wor king oN aN internship.. Back July 28th for 10 days before inter railing for 3 weeks. She says she has changed her mind and will be back doing FPL again just to kick my backside.

          1. Camp No No
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 days ago

            The right decision from her. 😀

            I have to re-read your post carefully to see if there's a secret message in it. ❓

            1. George Sillett
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 5 days ago

              Squirrels at dawn.
              She got a first in her second year exams btw.

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        WR posting gifs 😮

      2. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
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        😆

      3. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        😆

      4. Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        lol . class

    3. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Cheddar Schmelling Loew

  16. Captain Scarlet
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    Where has his 4AM rumour come from?!

    Not that I care......

    1. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Everyone , every day.

    2. kalmoffit
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      It's a seasonal thing.

    3. WINNING!
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Tomorrow 1pm

  17. KingNidge
    • 10 Years
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    that haxball was the worst five minutes of my life

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      😆 I can feel your pain from here man.

    2. Hooky
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Did you miss all the England games in the Euros?

  18. andy85wsm
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    10 years, 5 days ago

    OptaJoe ‏@OptaJoe 28s29 seconds ago

    63 - There were 63 teams in the big five European leagues who hit more shots than Manchester United in 2015-16.

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Filo-o-fish....

    2. Hooky
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Name them

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        That's the next "guessing hot topic" 🙂

        1. Hooky
          • 11 Years
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          🙂

      2. Johnny Drama
        • 10 Years
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        ^

    3. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
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      Pretty Galling stat that.

  19. Thomass
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    From Chelsea FC: media conference 2pm, Thursday 14th July 2016. To unveil: Antonio Conte. Stamford Bridge (accredited media only).

  20. sinik
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    Wouldn't it make more sense to launch the game around now as opposed to crack-of-dawn early to get more initial traffic?

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Yes

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Hey Debauchy.

        1. Debauchy
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          Hey Rup. Good to see you around again

  21. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    FPL to be cancelled this season. Mark Rogers could not handle the media attention and has had a breakdown.

    The whole site has gone in to disarray.

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      News from no 10, "Get this Fantasy thing going "
      Guess the electorate are desperately seeking.........

  22. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    What good comedy is there on in the UK these days?

    Kinda like Thick of It, Toast of London, Veep, Office, Extras, W1A, Hello Ladies, Charlie Brooker etc

    Hopefully available on youtube........

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      My sister is in W1A.

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Straight up? What role Rups? Very funny stuff.........was she also in 2012?

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          She was Izzy Gould.
          She was in a thing called FM which was very good if you can find it.

          1. Jafooli
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 5 days ago

            Wowzer......Izzy was good, especially when that you fella was hanging around...did you see 2012 by the same gang?

            1. Rupert The Horse
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 5 days ago

              Yes I saw all of it, very good stuff.

      2. Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Hiya lightweight

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          Pff, as if.

          1. Debauchy
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 5 days ago

            ahaha , only 1 lighty in this argument

    2. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Alan Partridge, Curb Your Enthusiasm type stuff?

    3. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Get on Peep Show asap

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Yeah I am, never watched it first time round.......until I saw you lot banging on about it on here 😛

        Can only do a few episodes at a time......enjoying it....

          1. Jafooli
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 5 days ago

            😀 that was the clip that got me onto it.......still on S01...

            1. KingNidge
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 5 days ago

              Sensational show every single episode nothing like it 🙂

    4. Hooky
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Not new but Garth Marenghi's Darkplace was great

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Yeah folk have recommended that before.....kinda like the stuff I've listed Hooky?

        1. Hooky
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          All up my street yes. You have good taste sir 🙂

    5. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Fawlty Towers
      Red Dwarf S1-S6
      Only Fools and Horses

      I bloody love Impractical Jokers but that be from across the water

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        3 absolute classics there but then you go and ruin it with impractical jokers god i cant stand those chaps lol

        1. Kings of Lyon ★
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          Really? Aw I bloody love it 🙂

          1. KingNidge
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 5 days ago

            tell ya the truth iv never watched an episode its just that fake exaggerated laughter goes right through me and i have to turn it over 🙂

            1. Wilshere Knowledge
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 days ago

              Try this short clip: https://youtu.be/aIpqGD-ogzk?t=29

              😀

              1. KingNidge
                • 10 Years
                10 years, 5 days ago

                that jayden smith tattoo loooooooooooooool that was pretty funny tbf

      2. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        FT - watched about 20 times
        OF&H - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8 - one of the greatest scenes ever
        RD - watched a bit...

    6. Zasa
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/

      More for the comedy 'insight' than anything

      1. Frank Black
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        I've been watching it since the beginning, of course it's not scripted comedy and it all depends on the guest but it's always nice to watch while you're drinking a cup of good coffee. It's a relaxing web series.

        1. Zasa
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          Yeah I appreciate what Seinfeld does. And I enjoy listening to the comedy stories some have about legends like Carlin & Pryor.

          1. Get up ya bum
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 5 days ago

            Check out the green room for some great comedy insight

            1. Zasa
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 days ago

              I actually watched the whole two seasons the other day. Great stuff, Dave Attell & Bill Burr's episode were hilarious 🙂

              1. Get up ya bum
                • 16 Years
                10 years, 5 days ago

                That was the first one I saw and it sent me down a YouTube rabbit hole 😀

                1. Zasa
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 5 days ago

                  Ha 🙂 yeah man, most episodes always had atleast one great comedian shooting the sht.

                  I think Tough Crowd's the only one that's similar to it

      2. Zasa
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Also, Louie, Master of None, Silicon Valley, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (first couple of seasons were the best), & Broad City,

        1. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          Cheers Zasa & Frank....

    7. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Karl Pilkington.....Everybody else a dim and distant second. Oh, apart from Ricky Gervais who is a nasty sod and shouldn't even be on TV.

    8. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Brooklyn Nine Nine
      Community
      Silicon Valley
      Blue Mountain State

      All stupid, none English.

      1. Kings of Lyon ★
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Love BMS dont watch the film though

    9. Get up ya bum
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Not pommy but broad city and silicon valley are brilliant

    10. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Cheers all....

  23. Irish Madridista ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    Anyone on twitter? 🙂

    Add me up 😀
    @MadEireannacha

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Already did

    2. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Just followed u mate

    3. Kings of Lyon ★
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Never heard of it 😉

    4. Jay_
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Just followed ya's 🙂

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        Good man twitter is the dogs danglers i don't do facebook at all load of bollox lol

    5. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Done, and already given you some advice! 😉

  24. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    5pm FPL towers shut for the day.....bunch of losers

    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Apart from Keith, who is staying behind to press the big red button.

      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        *return key

      2. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        12 mins..

  25. Debauchy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    Cant wait for fantasy , this reality shi-te takes some digesting

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      😀

  26. Grand Thibauto
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    Can you better this? Just in the second season.

    http://imgur.com/I0nCbTY

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      I can't

      1. Grand Thibauto
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 days ago

        What do you play with? I had it quite easy with Chelsea.

        1. Thomass
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 5 days ago

          How do you get those badges?

  27. MrMaverick
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    We're only going to be able to have 2 of these - Vardy, Ibra, Kane, Aguero
    Which two?

    1. ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      I think you could only really afford Aguero+Vardy to start. I'm going Aguero+Giroud probably

    2. MrMaverick
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Think Aguero-Kane very possible if shrewdly scrimp in defence i.e WBA defenders

    3. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Not even two.

      A premium, mid and cheap is hard to do at the beginning, never mind two premiums.

    4. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Kane and Vardy won't be worth it. The former until we see he's shaken off the Euro rust and how they deal with CL for the first time and the latter because I just don't think he'll be worth a high price as I find him to be an overrated footballer.

  28. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eucpZjDCat0 - more OF&H...

  29. FISSH
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    cant wait for FPL to open again! RMT here we go haha

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      Yeah , kinda enjoy the early ones though. Pick up some decent info from the answers . Serial lurker here.

    2. LAMB TEA
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      RMT PLZ

      4.5 - 4.5
      4.5 - 4.5 - 4.5 - 4.5 - 4.0
      5.0 - 5.0 - 5.0 - 5.0 -7.5
      6.0 - AGUERO - KANE

      ty 🙂

  30. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 days ago

    am just waiting for Mark Rogers to tweet about some glitch that has forced a delay, to cover his own backside

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 days ago

      I am just waiting to see if you honour the promise , NO more RMT's