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12 July 2016 821 comments
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Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp began his first-team restructuring back in February by snapping up the services of Schalke defender Joel Matip. The Cameroon international officially joined the Reds on July 1 following the conclusion of his contract with the German club.

Speaking about Matip, former Borussia Dortmund manager Klopp was quick to heap praise on the defender prior to his move to Anfield:

“He is a top-class centre-half, very young but experienced. You don’t have that too often. To be honest, when I had my break I thought for the next club, I should think about Joel, if there was a need. He’s a real centre-half. He is physically strong, a really tall boy. He’s quick, he’s flexible in his movements and good in technical things. He has played in different systems, with four or three defenders. He scores goals, four or five per season minimum. He is good in the one-on-one and quick. It’s a package.”

THE HISTORY

Born in Bochum to a German mother and a Cameroonian father, Matip began his youth career at SC Weitmar 45, before being scouted by VfL Bochum. He then caught the attention of Schalke, and signed up with the German giants in 2000.

Nine years after joining the club as a youngster, Matip was handed his professional debut against 1. FC Saarbrucken, before making his Bundesliga debut weeks later in November 2009 against Bayern Munich, scoring in a 1-1 draw, and subsequently being named man of the match. He went on to make 20 league appearances during 2009/10, scoring three goals, often playing as a defensive midfielder.

The versatile Matip chalked up a further 26 appearances the following year, and was utilised in a variety of positions, including full-back and centre-half, but it was during the 2011/12 campaign that he established himself in the heart of defence, playing alongside German international Benedikt Howedes.

He featured in 194 league matches for Schalke, producing 17 goals and 12 assists, and also has plenty of European experience, having bagged four goals and two assists over 46 matches in both the Champions League and Europa League.

The 24-year-old made his Cameroon debut against Italy in 2010, and featured in both the 2010 and 2014 World Cup campaigns, scoring against the hosts Brazil two summers ago.

THE PROSPECTS

Matip was immediately handed his debut alongside Dejan Lovren in the Reds’ 1-0 friendly win over Tranmere last week. The new boy turned in a somewhat patchy performance, though Klopp was quick to explain this was down to a lack of fitness as a result of a minor operation:

“..he had a little surgery in the break. He had a screw in his ankle and they had to take it out because of an older injury, so a little bit of infection and only two weeks in training. You could see in the first half that he couldn’t jump, which is actually his big strength. He lost one or two headed challenges. You see in preseason, that’s okay, that’s not okay and you work on it or you ignore it, whatever.”

Certainly, the six-foot-four centre-half will add an aerial presence to the Reds’ defence next season. Matip won 118 headers for Schalke last year – over 40 more than any Reds backline option – and his arrival should help improve a defence that led the way for errors (32) in 2015/16.

In terms of the Liverpool pecking order, Uefa’s decision to overturn Mamadou Sakho’s suspension last week allows the Frenchman to resume training and battle it out with Lovren and Matip for a place in Klopp’s back-four.

Delving into the defensive data, Matip (5.4) was behind both Lovren (6.6) and Sakho (6.4) for clearances per appearance last year. On the upside, his average of 1.0 blocks was level with Sakho and more than Lovren (0.6), whilst an average of 3.1 interceptions per outing was almost the combined total of Sakho (1.7) and Lovren (1.5).

Although Liverpool only managed to keep eight clean sheets in 30 league matches under Klopp last season, conceding 40 times, the underlying statistics are far more impressive.

During Klopp’s time in charge, they rank second for the fewest number of shots conceded from inside the box, big chances against and minutes per shot conceded. It’s worth remembering the German boss played a weakened team in many matches during the final weeks of the season though, with their Europa League campaign taking priority, which does skew the numbers slightly.

Looking ahead to next season, the likely upside of Liverpool’s total of 50 goals against over the entirety of 2015/16 is that none of their defenders will be expected to come in at more than 5.5 in Fantasy Premier League (FPL). A lack of European competition next season should also afford Klopp time to roll out a settled side and see far less of the rotation that blighted the final few months.

The acquisition of new keeper Loris Karius from Mainz could also boost our opinion of the Reds’ clean sheet prospects. The 22-year-old saved 74% of shots faced last season, compared to Simon Mignolet’s 63%, which suggests he could quickly oust the Belgian as the new number one.

Should Klopp – as expected – also look to also address the left-back position and replace Alberto Moreno, we could see significant improvement in the Reds defence next term. While Nathaniel Clyne will offer something of a proven commodity to Fantasy managers, Matip’s consistency of attacking output – he’s scored three times in five of the last six seasons – ensures he’ll be one to watch if he can nail down a regular role.

Liverpool’s dire opening schedule may well temper initial investment, though. With work still ongoing on the main stand at Anfield, the Reds have switched their clash against Burnley in Gameweek 2 to Turf Moor – essentially handing them four away matches in the first five fixtures.

Given that three of those trips are to Arsenal, Spurs and Chelsea, and their one home match is against champions Leicester, many will steer clear to start with, allowing us to assess Klopp’s defensive regulars before the fixtures take a turn for the better in Gameweek 6.

FURTHER REFERENCE

Joel Matip Wikipedia

Joel Matip Transfer Markt

Joel Matip You Tube Highlights

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  1. Costa's Counsellor
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Haxball.

    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Sounds good, someone set up a room and link it up please 🙂

      1. AK ⭐
        10 years, 3 months ago

        THIS 😀

        1. Bøwstring The Carp
          10 years, 3 months ago

          I would but we saw how bad my internet is lately 😕

          GB's connection was mint, that game last night was awesome

      2. BigManBakar
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 3 months ago

        This.

    2. melvinmbabazi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I have 🙂

    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Password FFS

      1. Costa's Counsellor
        10 years, 3 months ago

        I don't know it - no need to swear.

    4. TheHungryMøn ⭐
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Let's do it!

  2. Hops91
    10 years, 3 months ago

    What's your thoughts on Willian? Can assist!!

    1. Dušan Citizen
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Who is Liverpools opponent?

    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      How can Can assist assist Willian they play for different clubs 😛

    1. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Joined. 😀

      1. Eden Hazardous
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Link not working. 🙁

      2. melvinmbabazi
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 3 months ago

        password : ffs
        just go to http://www.haxball.com

  3. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 3 months ago

    @Milanista

    Karius is Liverpool's new keeper

    No confirmation he's 1st choice, but let's face it his competition is Mignolet

    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Thanks Weasel

    2. Spencer
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Alex Manninger is apparently training with the club too.

      Mignolet recently signed a contract extension though. But I guess that was just to get a reasonable price for him should he leave.

      1. Transient Anus
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Migs and karius will be competing for the spot this season. He won't be sold as ward has been sent out on loan

        1. Spencer
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          10 years, 3 months ago

          You don't think Bogdan has a chance as number 2?

          1. Transient Anus
            10 years, 3 months ago

            He's on his way out

            1. Transient Anus
              10 years, 3 months ago

              If he stays he will be 3rd choice but more likely he will be sold and manninger will sign as third choice

  4. fusen
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Poor people manually refreshing the site.

    it's all about automation! PHP script that checks to see if the FPL site content has changed that runs every minute and emails if the content is different to what is currently seen.

    Then you just need your phone near by that has email alerts on 😛

    1. Rogue Todd
      10 years, 3 months ago

      And for anyone that doesn't speak geek?

      1. fusen
        10 years, 3 months ago

        they have to hurt their finger clicking F5 all day?

    2. ​
      10 years, 3 months ago

      http://www.followthatpage.com

      1. fusen
        10 years, 3 months ago

        I did look at what was out there already, the free account on that site is hourly though 😛

        1. Annie
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 3 months ago

          every 10 mins actually.

          1. Annie
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            10 years, 3 months ago

            ignore me

    3. Costa's Counsellor
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Every minute is not often enough.

    4. THE Wild Rover
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Every minute? You can lose 200 places in a minute when it opens 😛

      1. RustyBz
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Sorry, what do you mean lose places?

        1. THE Wild Rover
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Nothing to worry about 🙂 Many people try to get a low ID number, I meant that 200 people could log in before you in a minute

          1. RustyBz
            10 years, 3 months ago

            Oh! 😆

            1. RustyBz
              10 years, 3 months ago

              Casual ^^^

    5. Jøssy ⭐
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Add me to your distribution list?? 😀

  5. willl
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone considering getting Ibra to start with, just in case he does explode, and then swapping for Sturridge when Liverpools fixtures turn if he is a dissapointment?

    1. JJO
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Not a bad tactic

  6. Kuqi Monster
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Historically I tend to have a poor start to FPL and then claw my way up in OR throughout the season. I think this is mainly due to, having laboured over my GW1 team and justified everyone's selection, being stubborn and not reacting quickly enough to players who hit the ground running.

    How do you handle the first few gameweeks? If someone grabs a goal + assist in GW1 do you cull a player that you clearly thought was a good selection to get the high scorer in straight away (and even for a hit)?

    1. Costa's Counsellor
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Take hits early.

      1. Kuqi Monster
        10 years, 3 months ago

        I know you're right but justifying a hit after just one game to take out a player you obviously rated is something I find difficult to do!

    2. RustyBz
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Watching the games and MOTD really helps to figure which players are a flash in the pan and which actually look good to keep scoring points! Especially early on.

      1. RustyBz
        10 years, 3 months ago

        I owned Mahrez from GW1, but it was clear after watching his highlights that he was pretty special and would cause teams a lot of problem. Sometimes a player gets a brace and you watch the highlights and its clear he got very lucky on the day.

        I remember thinking that with Lens from Sunderland

        1. AriseSirGiggsy
          10 years, 3 months ago

          it could be argued that often players "look" dangerous but it doesnt necessarily happen, and vice versa
          Martial always looked a threat (despite the lack of attacking emphasis around him) yet Antonio looked often way too far from the box to seriously threaten... but the fantasy points dont reflect it

          1. RustyBz
            10 years, 3 months ago

            You need to go by something at the start of the season - how they look is probably the most reliable way

            1. RustyBz
              10 years, 3 months ago

              What I mean is, after a player that we don't expect to do well scores decent points, its a good measure to look at his highlights and see if it was lucky or not. Obviously you'd go for players who are scoring well.

              A player that scores 12 in a week might never score above 3 again!

            2. AriseSirGiggsy
              10 years, 3 months ago

              you pay your money and take your choice, thats the way the game works
              some skill, some judgement, some luck

              1. RustyBz
                10 years, 3 months ago

                right, but you can maximise your odds by using judgement to take your choice.

    3. The Sarjeant
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Not after the first games. I like to wait 2-3 weeks.

    4. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      No idea, don't start well either, captain Aguero in gameweek 8 will save you anyway 😉

    5. AriseSirGiggsy
      10 years, 3 months ago

      My pattern is similar.
      I believe that I need to be less conscious about hits / risks early on, instead just get on bandwagons and get team value rising quickly.
      All being well that should provide the required funds to out-spend the field later on

    6. Ziegler1988
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Haven't started well the last couple seasons. Played my WC around GW7 time and shot up the rankings

      1. Kuqi Monster
        10 years, 3 months ago

        That's when I tend to play my WC too, decent sample size of games to gauge form and can set up team taking account fixture until the winter WC. My OR after say GW5 is normally very poor though.

    7. Clump
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I'm going a bit left field this year. Never start well. Staying away from popular picks.
      I ll either fly or burn.

  7. RustyBz
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Raiola now saying Pogba will probably stay at Juve, as expected.

    What a tease.

    1. Milner4eva
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Man U fans gotta be pleased with that, 100 mil for a midfielder who's worse than Sissoko

      Lol

      1. RustyBz
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Definitely a lot of money, but don't know about that. I'd rather spend 100 on a player like him then 100 on 4/5 players that mount to nothing

      2. I Member
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Must be trolling. Lmao if you actually think Sissoko is better than Pogba.

  8. Shaw must go on
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Hi Everyone...Still can´t believe we are European Champions... 🙂
    Thanks Paddy Power for your Stupid odds (Not Complaining)....

    Never been in a cash league,if someone has one or know about please let me know...i would like to participate in some this season.... thanks....

    1. THE Wild Rover
      10 years, 3 months ago

      See last page 😉

      1. Shaw must go on
        10 years, 3 months ago

        thanks

  9. Rogue Todd
    10 years, 3 months ago

    £10 Amazon voucher if you can get ID #1 (and confirm it on here within 5 minutes)

  10. Clump
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Just launch it.
    That is all....

  11. Numb
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Surely Martial has to be classed as a midfielder as he plays in the same position as players like Hazard, Sanchez, etc. Unless those players are all going to be classed as forwards this year (unlikely).

    1. Zizoulicious
      10 years, 3 months ago

      He should be a mid imo. Nailed on on the left for United

      1. Numb
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Yes, that is the position he has played last season and Zlatan or Rashford will mainly play the lone striker role.

        1. Zizoulicious
          10 years, 3 months ago

          And Mou has said Rooney will still be used in a forward role

          1. Numb
            10 years, 3 months ago

            Yes, that as well - although I think he will play mainly at 10 rather than 9 (or on the bench) and 10's are also classed as mids by FPL.

    2. Dušan Citizen
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Nolito also.

  12. RustyBz
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Bacca looks close to signing West Ham for £22M. Would be a great FPL option I feel!

  13. Denis Denis
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 3 months ago

    It is nearly that time of year again. We have one month of planning and plotting and talking like we are in the know, followed by nine months of excuse making as air rushes out of our ego balloons. A mate of mine is the king of excuses. Every week he predicts FPL related stuff. Sometimes he's right, but mostly not. Like all of us. I jokingly categorise his replies and 'file' them. Do any of these resonate with you?

    'Weak excuses'
    'Early transfer disasters'
    'Big hypocrisies'
    'Massive mistakes'
    'Giant U-turns'
    'Over-promising'
    'Under-delivering'
    'Captain choice fails'
    'Bet365 consolation boasts'
    'Sulks'

    Do I need to conflate any of these? Or create any new categories to capture the rhetoric of failure and desolation that is the narrative of our FPL campaigns?

    1. Numb
      10 years, 3 months ago

      'FFS / other talked me out of the great moves I wanted to make"

      1. Denis Denis
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Dammit. So true. Will add.

    2. AriseSirGiggsy
      10 years, 3 months ago

      is 79 points a good score ftw?

    3. Clump
      10 years, 3 months ago

      ..."but he was due"...

  14. merin
    10 years, 3 months ago

    What are you people up to, now that the euros are done and FPL haven't started yet?

    1. Zizoulicious
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Refreshing fpl with wild eyes

    2. KingNidge
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Abusing Mark Rogers on twitter

      1. THE Wild Rover
        10 years, 3 months ago

        😀

    3. Rogue Todd
      10 years, 3 months ago

      f5 and coffee

    4. The Sarjeant
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Waiting for FPL to open and tinkering in the Sky game.

      1. buffrey
        10 years, 3 months ago

        You joined any leagues. I'm looking for some paid ones to enter.. Also struggling with the hammer I need that isn't Payet (as I'm assuming he'll be back late from Euro Excursions)

        1. The Sarjeant
          10 years, 3 months ago

          I haven't submitted a team yet, I'm still trying to think of a good team name. I was stuck with a crap one all last season because I couldn't change it.

          1. buffrey
            10 years, 3 months ago

            Yeah I should have thought about that. Now I'm stuck as "The Glory Munters" all season.

            Ahh well.

            1. The Sarjeant
              10 years, 3 months ago

              I'm sure I was stuck with The Sarjeant's XI all season! 😆

  15. Meinhoff
    10 years, 3 months ago

    "Wow, Arsenal have bid 90m€ for Higuain according to tomorrow Gazzetta! (60m€+Giroud)" (Tancredi Palmeri)

    😯

    1. Milner4eva
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Wow, great move.

    2. Transient Anus
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Which one is it 90 or 60 and eee aww?
      Sounds like rubbish.

    3. RustyBz
      10 years, 3 months ago

      no chance

    4. Ziegler1988
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Giroud worth €30m 😆

      1. willl
        10 years, 3 months ago

        If Benteke is worth £30m so is Giroud.

    5. Vedas
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Sounds made up to me

    6. Cradders
      10 years, 3 months ago

      We aren't going to trade out our best striker just for a better one. I think we'd buy one outright

    7. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      West Ham in for him too.

  16. Thomass
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Mark Rogers also said that he'd be updating more info soon, but hasn't... 🙁

    1. JJO
      10 years, 3 months ago

      He is an idiot 😉

      1. Thomass
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Hahah, true!

    2. Dr Dream
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I don't think he knows stuff all for real. Perhaps he's a friend of somebody who works at FPL so just gets little tit bits and hearsay, something of that order.

      1. Thomass
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Maybe, but he got last year, 2014 Infos correct...

        1. Dr Dream
          10 years, 3 months ago

          It's always released around one month before KO. It's not hard to put a guess on it.

          I've said from the beginning that it'll be today or tomorrow but I know nothing really.

  17. Dr Dream
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Gonna be interesting to see what the game thinks of Ibra. The games is always a little slower than us to take up Aguero from day one, Ibra and the legions of United fans may dent that ownership even more.

    1. The Sarjeant
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah, United players are always highly owned at the beginning.

    2. THE Wild Rover
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Ah Wakey, apologies but I've decided to play seriously, at least from the start 🙂

      1. Dr Dream
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Oh that's a shame.....no worries WR.

        1. THE Wild Rover
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Tbf I would have had two more teams to pick from than you and a lot more cheapo's to pick from, including all of the promoted teams 🙂

          1. Dr Dream
            10 years, 3 months ago

            Yeah. The premium picks aren't the issue in a game like that...they're fairly evenly spread. It's the minnows that are the decider.

        2. THE Wild Rover
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Well when I say seriously I'll still be taking too many hits and always Captaining a televised player 😉

          1. KingNidge
            10 years, 3 months ago

            Hit a week? That's right up Wakey's street 🙂

            1. Dr Dream
              10 years, 3 months ago

              Very...

          2. Dr Dream
            10 years, 3 months ago

            Aye. It's just the concentrating on OR that sucks the fun out of this game sometimes.

  18. Däzzy
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Zlatan

    1. Meinhoff
      10 years, 3 months ago

      His name literally means "Golden" in his native language.

  19. RustyBz
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Transfer window is such a painful time for Arsenal fans.

    I've read rumours of Higuain, Lacazette, Draxler, Ricardo Rodriguez... then I get excited and plan what our team would look like.

    But in the end we line up with Le Donkey/Welbeck up front and happy to have re-signed Nicklas Bendtner 🙁

    1. KingNidge
      10 years, 3 months ago

      40 million for Deeney on deadline day lol

      1. RustyBz
        10 years, 3 months ago

        don't even joke.

    2. Sauzée
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Couldn't agree more!

    3. Cradders
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Thing is with Welbz out until around Christmas I think, we NEED another striker. We should've sold Theo for scrap metal and signed Mkhi and bought a striker too. Another CB would also be lovely.

      1. RustyBz
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Agree. It's so obvious what we need - Wenger is just a stubborn man.

    4. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I'm pretty much of the opinion that even the signing of Xhaka is a bit meh really.

      It doesn't move Arsenal forward in their title challenge for me. The real problem issued never get addressed, just bizarre signings in areas they have plenty of cover.

      1. RustyBz
        10 years, 3 months ago

        I'm relatively pleased with Xhaka. Had a very good tournament with Switzerland! Not enough though...striker & CB desperately needed.

        1. Hibbo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 3 months ago

          I wasn't really impressed. I think he's a ball playing midfielder but that people think he's a holding midfielder. I think the defensive side of his game isn't natural or instinctive enough and I think this will show if he is played as Arsenals main anchor midfielder.

          1. KingNidge
            10 years, 3 months ago

            Aye he's not an out and out defensive type.. if they don't partner him with Elneny/Coq or someone of real solidity it will be same old Arsenal

  20. theBoose
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Following on from The Sarjeant's comment above..

    What potential team names does everyone have stored away for when FPL does open?

    1. THE Wild Rover
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Trying to pinch one? 😉

      1. theBoose
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Only if one really tickles my fancy 😛

    2. The Sarjeant
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I've only thought of one - Kun Fu. But it's pretty rubbish.

      Last year I had Berardi & Koke.

    3. Ziegler1988
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Gradel 2 Da Gravesen or Gradel To The Grave if that's too long

    4. Hurricane Gilbert
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I hope that anyone with "Pathetico Athletico", "Show me da Mané" or "For Fuchs Sake" will be immediately banned from this site.

      1. Ziegler1988
        10 years, 3 months ago

        *Fer Fuchs Ake

      2. Forza
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Especially since "Athletico" isn't even a team.

    5. Dr Dream
      10 years, 3 months ago

      "Sony and chair" in honour of my new PS4....

    6. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Andy's Allstars

    7. Hurricane Gilbert
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Mkhi Mouse

    8. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I don't get the whole player pun team name thing.

      My team has the same name every year, it's part of who I am.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 3 months ago

        A lot of people find it fun. What's to get?

        1. Hibbo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 3 months ago

          I don't see the fun in it.

      2. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        10 years, 3 months ago

        I choose the same rubbish every year - I don't bother looking at other team names so just assume no-one is looking at mine anyway 🙂

    9. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Just Matip.
      Klopp Can Karius

      1. Hurricane Gilbert
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Good ones Rupert!

    10. theBoose
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Last season I had 'Arise! So Danny Rose'. This was met with mixed reactions.

      Haven't even thought about one for this season yet.

      1. theBoose
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Tortoise and De Gea is the front runner.

    11. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Haven't got one yet, don't really go in for badly crowbarred puns so it will be something dull when I do decide 🙂

    12. RustyBz
      10 years, 3 months ago

      2 girls 1 schlupp

      1. Hurricane Gilbert
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Ban incoming

    13. Cradders
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Might go with Obi Wan Ken-Iwobi, thought of it last year when I bought him into my team but didn't want to change team name with only a few weeks to go.

    14. Rum Ham
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Onion Terrors

    15. willl
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Hello you Kante/Conte

      1. RustyBz
        10 years, 3 months ago

        😆

    16. Dušan Citizen
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Mee and my Friend.
      or
      Smells like Rose to Mee.

    17. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Bad team on paper.

      Its got a great record so.

    18. JJO
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Team1

    19. RustyBz
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Damn Daniels

    20. Hurricane Gilbert
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Think I'm going to name my team "Black Swan."

      I have a conspiracy theory over Gomis, Eder and Emnes all being the same one person. Three utterly mediocre versions of one person, who shift shapes depending on who is on form.

    21. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      I thought Gylfi Pleasures would be unique until I googled it... http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2012/03/22/the-scoutcast-episode-73-gylfi-pleasure/

    22. Couti & the Below5th
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Something topical like... Brexiter City

    23. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Matip Son ?????something?????

      Siggy Stardust

      I'm probably just going with Bobbing Along again though

      1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Matip Son Mee Friend!

    24. Fulgencio Obelmejias
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Kuns 'n' Moses. For the last few seasons.

  21. Kizza_10
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Any news on when the site will be up and running ?

    1. RustyBz
      10 years, 3 months ago

      1:30PM

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Tomorrow 13:00

      1. Rum Ham
        10 years, 3 months ago

        This is confirmed.

    3. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      4am of course.

  22. The Wise Owl
    10 years, 3 months ago

    It's up! I mean my internet.

  23. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Afternoon all.

    1. The Sarjeant
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Afternoon, Rupert.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Great to see you.

        1. The Sarjeant
          10 years, 3 months ago

          You too!

    2. KingNidge
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Go on Rupes long time no see

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Well ello ello ello.

    3. Hooky
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Afternoon. Been on any good scotch egg hunts recently?

      1. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Ooh, we haven't had a good scotch egg tip for a long time. Veeraswamy was my last scotch egg.

        1. Hooky
          10 years, 3 months ago

          Lucy Verasamy has a couple of nice scotch eggs 😉

          1. GreenWindmill
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            10 years, 3 months ago

            That means nothing to me but I can guess and I won't google on my works laptop just in case!

            1. Hooky
              10 years, 3 months ago

              Google is fine. She is a weather forecaster on ITV

          2. Hibbo
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            10 years, 3 months ago

            The thinking man's crumpet.

      2. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 3 months ago

        No, it was inspired by great weather and plenty of time. This tear there's been neither.

        1. Hooky
          10 years, 3 months ago

          I guess it's not much fun trotting around London in thunderstorms. Are they on the menu at your wedding?

  24. Syd.
    10 years, 3 months ago

    90% of Lies are Untrue

    1. Transient Anus
      10 years, 3 months ago

      78% of statistics are made up

  25. FFFrog
    10 years, 3 months ago

    How do you think Man U will line up next season - including this mystery 4th transfer in cm?

    Thanks

    1. Dr Dream
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Depends what Mourinho finds on the training ground and attitudes. He has a long history of buying quality players, and inheriting them, only to leave them in never never land.

    2. Dušan Citizen
      10 years, 3 months ago

      DDG
      Darmian Smalling Bailly Shaw
      Matuidi Schneiderlin
      Miki Rooney Martial
      Ibra

      1. RustyBz
        10 years, 3 months ago

        This looks like a title winning team to me.

      2. KingNidge
        10 years, 3 months ago

        Very much like to see Fosu Mensah at right back.. fits the bill as a Mourinho type player with his pace and power

    3. WE GO FOR IT
      10 years, 3 months ago

      If Pogba does come, i hope to see this as the line up:
      DDG
      Darmian Smalling Bailly Shaw
      Schneiderlin Pogba
      Mkhitaryan Mata Martial
      Ibra

    4. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      What I see

      DDG
      Valencia Bailey Smalling Shaw
      Pogba/Matuidi Schneiderlein
      Mkhi Roo Martial
      Ibra

      What I want
      Mkhi Ibra Martial
      Rashford

    5. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Would be surprised if it varies far from this:

      De Gea
      RB - Smalling - Bailley - Shaw
      Schneiderin - New CM
      Mkhitaryan - Rooney - Martial
      Ibra

      For RB I think he might start with Darmian but Valencia played very well there last season.

  26. pokern1nja09
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Starting to think it'll be released next week.

    1. The Sarjeant
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Going by past launch dates, it should be here by Saturday.

  27. Dušan Citizen
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Do we love the way Mark Rogers lies?

  28. La Roja
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Hi

  29. Hooky
    10 years, 3 months ago

    Idea for a team name - Smack Matip Up

    Knowing M.E. Knowing you

    1. Rum Ham
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Surely Matic works better than Matip.

      1. Hooky
        10 years, 3 months ago

        It does. I shall steal that thank you 😉

    2. Bun Rab
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Is that from Mat of the Land?

    3. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Youth hostelling with Chris Eubank.

    4. Fulgencio Obelmejias
      10 years, 3 months ago

      Smack my pitch up?