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19 August 2016 4503 comments
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The first of 10 Friday night kick-offs of the 2016/17 season gets underway as Man United play host to Southampton at 8pm.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic carries the armband hopes of many heading into Gameweek 2. Second only to Sergio Aguero in this week’s captain poll, another big display from the Swede this evening should continue the bandwagon that’s already earned him in excess of 45% ownership.

There’s also the small matter of Paul Pogba to consider. Having served a one-match ban last weekend, the Frenchman is poised for a second debut and has been named in the hosts’ first XI.

Having emerged victorious from Old Trafford in each of the last two seasons, the Saints will be hoping to take up the role of part poopers once again as Jose Mourinho prepares for his first home match in charge of the Red Devils.

Claude Puel’s side stuttered to a 1-1 home draw against Watford last time out, though produced more attempts on goal that any side in Gameweek 1.

Dusan Tadic created more chances than any other player in the opening round of fixtures, whilst Nathan Redmond’s 75,000 new owners will be looking for a repeat of last week’s goal and subsequent two-point haul against the Hornets.

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  1. UnitednationsXI
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    shd have captained kun...united has lots of goalscorers so goals will be spread out

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      And this has just come to you 8 minutes into the match?

    2. ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      City doesn't have lots of goalscorers?

    3. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Silva, KDB, Sterling and Nolito are not terrible in front of goal.

      1. Leaf
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        You typed Sterling by mistake then

        1. Mull
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          I've got him in my team by mistake as well 🙂

      2. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Well, Sterling is

      3. Ruth_NZ
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        The underlying point is good. Mentioning Sterling damages it somewhat. 🙂

    4. UnitednationsXI
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      not saying kdb etc are not but all channel through kun....

      at the end as a utd fan, went with the heart...

      oh well, looong season so hopefully plenty of time to catch up

    5. Andy_Social
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      So Andre Gray should be your best choice.

      1. A Team Of James McCleans
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        No because city have creative players that burnley don't

    6. 1
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Hahaha

  2. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Fellaini , Zlatan & Pogba are really showing up Rooney in the hair stakes

    1. Henryyy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Roonys hair still more expensive tho

    2. NobleBlackman
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Show me a man who has worse hair than someone with a head of hair pulled from his buttocks

  3. #23
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    If Pogba + Rooney fire and Zlatan blanks-》WC

  4. Mark-O
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    For a moment I thought my eyes are playing tricks on me. I see two big stars from Juventus and PSG playing in OT which seemed a little unreal. :O

  5. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Never thought I'd think this but Fellaini is a big part of how Jose wants to go about things. Big change in 12 months (5 even).

    1. Mark-O
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Not sure if Fellaini is trained to be like Fabregas by Mourinho

    2. Ruth_NZ
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Mourinho has quite a big thing about height in the team and always wants at least 5 tall players for defending set pieces.

      Mata/Mkhitariyan and Rooney are small. Blind is pretty small. So is Shaw. Martial is average height. Fellaini will get games if only for that reason, especially against good set piece teams.

      1. Ziro
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Blind is not smaller than Mata. Is he?

        1. Ruth_NZ
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          No, but 5'11" is not tall. That's what Blind is.

          1. Ziro
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 7 months ago

            Agreed for a CB. Thought your comment meant he is smaller than Rooney, Mata.

  6. dcarlito
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Wish Rooney would stop passing the ball sideways and backwards, he's going to turn into Neil Lennon.

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Bit insulting to Neil Lennon...

      1. dcarlito
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        True.

    2. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Ray Wilkins with hair and a driving licence.

      1. dcarlito
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        🙂

      2. A Team Of James McCleans
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Hair may be slightly exaggerating it

  7. Original Sin
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    MAN U fans, if u were given a chance before the transfer window to bring in any 4 players , who would u have brought in? (except messi and ronaldo)

    1. Rainer
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Not a United fan but Varane instead of Bailey and you'd be chuffed. Fabulous window from the Special One.

    2. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Daft question.

  8. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Lol @ Romeu cappers

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      ello WR, i thought youd left..... glad you didnt 🙂

      1. the axolotl
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        once an addict.....

      2. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        *waves* Thanks

    2. Hakuna Juan Mata
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      darn :'(

  9. Mark-O
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Clasie on for the injured Romeu

  10. devils advocate
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Pogba and Fellaini versus' Clasie could be interesting.

    A small height difference, lol.

  11. Guy Demel
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Is the sky sports United jizz fest going go on all season?

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      and on and ariston....

    2. For Fuchs Sake
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Makes up for the Liverpool panel they have on all the time zzzzzz

      1. dcarlito
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        YNWA = YAWN

  12. Mark-O
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Pogba almost scored oh gosh

    1. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Not really

    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      lol

    3. Cymro
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      "almost"

  13. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    If Utd get a pen and Rooney scores it, are Zlatan owners selling?

    1. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      No.

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        This

  14. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Martin Tyler's going to need a change of underwear if Pogba scores...

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      He just finished his Martial celebration I guess..

    2. devils advocate
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      You're assuming he doesn't wear adult diapers then?

  15. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    I managed to watch Sky's coverage of Arsenal v Liverpool last night. Hilarious how the commentators were unmoved when Coutinho scored that freekick...

    1. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      United are box office 😉

    2. George Sillett
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Pogba must have spent at least £3 on his hairstyle.

      1. George Sillett
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Reply fail

    3. Ricky - it doesn\'t ta…
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Sky have always bummed man u. Remember martial scoring v Liverpool @old afford and the commentator going mad for a crappy martial goal and then Benteke scores an amazing overhead and he just goes "oh and Benteke has scored"

  16. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 7 months ago

    Tadic just over the stadium

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Those stats though 😎

  17. Worzel Gummidge
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Good game this.

    • Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Tadic +1 Shot in the Box

    • Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Come on Zlat

      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        -1

    • devils advocate
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Man Bailly is quick!

    • Bubz
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      That ball is so snazzy

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        lol i havent heard snazzy for absolute yonks dude

    • ThunderPants
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      looking at their team, man.u really do have some good players this season. could do well in the champions league

      1. ThunderPants
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        oh, wait..

      2. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Good comment

    • ★Kuntheman★
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      So close to Redmond assist

    • Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Tadic almost. Imagine what his average position map is going to look like. 😀

      1. Boss Hogg
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Like a c**k and balls?

        Large circles in the full back positions and a massive bell end into the box?

    • Boss Hogg
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Hoping for 8 points from Redmond and Shaw, and 2 from Zlatan.

      I'd be happy with that.

      1. Cymro
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Might be random if it's not you, but are you on reddit?

        1. Boss Hogg
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 7 months ago

          No.
          But now I'm intrigued!
          Who do you think I am???

          1. Cymro
            • 16 Years
            9 years, 7 months ago

            A boss hogg from there. Active on the football forums.

            1. Boss Hogg
              • 16 Years
              9 years, 7 months ago

              Gutted that there's another Boss Hogg!

    • Oooof
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      I'm going to have to apologise in advance, but I can't be impartial tonight.

      1. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        With triple United and Saints benched, neither can I.

    • devils advocate
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Watching this as an Ibra captain'er is nerve racking! Not sure I'm enjoying this and might not captain a United player again. 🙁

      1. L S P
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        good man

      2. E25
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 7 months ago

        Not in the friday night game at least 😀

    • cyclopropane
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      united, and redmond, looking bright

    • Ha.
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      Rooney ruining a Shaw assist

    • cyclopropane
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 7 months ago

      I've only got DDG and Tadic from this game. Kun captainers hands up!