[sbu_large_image] Preamble
11 August 2017 3746 comments
Mark Mark
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Here we go again. This Fantasy Football thing is back and, it appears, it’s bigger than ever.

At kick-off last season, the Fantasy Premier League had just over 3.1 million players. With still an hour to go, we’re seeing over 3.75 million in the game. The growth, it seems, is relentless.

Without a summer tournament, the weeks have flown by and Gameweek 1 appears to be all over me like an N’Golo Kante challenge.

To be honest, I don’t really feel ready for it.

I’d quite like to bask in the achievements of last season if it’s all the same to you. The thought of putting my neck on the line over another 38 Gameweeks is daunting and has come too soon.

The task seems even taller this time around.

I can’t remember toiling over an initial squad quite so much. Without ramping up the pressure on this final hour, I honestly believe that this is the toughest it has been.

Despite the likes of Alexis Sanchez and Philippe Coutinho conveniently taking themselves out of the early equation, we’re still faced with agonising choices.

For all the comfort that the early Wildcard presents, I can’t help thinking that my decisions now will be crucial.

I know how difficult I find it to admit errors; how painful it can be turn to the Wildcard rather than back my failed judgement. My worst season ever was born from an ill-fated initial selection, followed by a failed early rebuilding programme. I made errors, ignored them and ended up clinging to respectability.

But that was a one off and I should be more optimistic.

It’s not like I’m taking risks. I’ve chosen a pragmatic – almost dullard approach.

The two heavyweights will be up front, with Romelu Lukaku wearing the armband.

The luxury items for United and Southampton are in my defence and Kevin De Bruyne will tick away in my midfield.

There are one or two risks – Ryan Fraser, perhaps even Danilo – but they are the exception and exit plans have been hatched to perform an urgent rescue act.

I know that I’ll probably be okay once I’m over the line. Once three or four Gameweeks are in and I can start mining data. At that point I can repair matters and making up ground.

Gameweeks 1-3 are all about damage limitation for me. Get a foothold and build from there.

If I’m inside the top one million after four Gameweeks, I’ll be delighted. I can reel it in from there by spending countless hours trawling statistics and drifting off to deliberate transfers in my head while other human beings fruitlessly attempt to hold a conversation with me.

It will all come back to me, I’m sure. It’s going to have to. We’re here now, it’s happening again.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Helia
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Jwp news or anything? Starting?

    1. andrinho
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Heard he's retiring....

      1. Helia
        • 10 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        At 21?

  2. Rainer
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    #AnnounceSiteCrashAndFreeWC

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      This

  3. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Hang on.

    Is TADIC NAILED?

    1. AC/DC AFC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Is Jesus nailed?

    2. Sean.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      i think that report is wrong, cant find any other source confirming him not in the squad

  4. Connor's Calling
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Also...balance: Decent defenders / Zaha etc or Glory: Jesus in a premium top 3?

    1. That Fantasy Guy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I went Glory, still got bertrand and jones in though

  5. itwaswritten
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Kane and Lukaku will blank.

    1. MarvelouSuccess
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Then you woke up

      1. itwaswritten
        • 9 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        ...happy that it wasn't a dream.

    2. I am 42
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Kane and Lukaku will brace.

    3. Better Call Paul
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      So will lacazette

  6. Disco Stu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    With Dafoe doubtful, is King worth a punt as third striker?

    1. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Yes currently mine

  7. I am 42
    • 12 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    FFS will crash when Lukuka b_ _ _ _ tmr...

    1. I am 42
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      b_a_ _

  8. ViperStripes
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Panic panic panic

    I've got JWP, he's staying. Might regret it. But at least it's an obvious 1st bandwagon transfer

  9. dribbler
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    if it's any help to anybody Simon Francis got 6 assists in 45 minutes for my football manager team

  10. dhamphiir
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Which duo?
    A. Salah + Jay Rodriguez
    B. Mane + Abraham
    C. Alli/ Eriksen + Abraham (Have Kane)

    1. ArseneAllTheWay
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      B

  11. Positive vibes
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Still wondering on this, please help guys:

    A. Kompany + Monreal
    B. Kolasinac + Danilo

    Please explain why, thx you, sorry repost

    1. DAZZ
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      If your still wondering now you have no hope

    2. Visionaries
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      A both 100% nailed

    3. Cocker
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      I'm staying away from arsenal defence until they have a prettier schedule.
      Probably A coz you'll end up shopping Danilo out.

  12. BobB
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Is Kolasinac starting tonight?

    1. KJT123
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      yes

    2. Pariße
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      yes

    3. DeathoftheParty
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      If not I'm down the pan from the off... mertesacker out so you'd have to hope so.

  13. The Yorkshire Pirlo
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    A or B? 1 or 2?

    A) Ake + Firmino
    B) Alonso + Kolasinac

    1) Jesus + Kane
    2) Aguero + Lukaku

  14. boombaba
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Davies or Daniels ?

    1. Istanbul 05
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Daniels

      1. boombaba
        • 13 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Why

  15. Win'dian
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Repostjng..
    Best 4.5 defender for gw1-2?

  16. F4L
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Fabregas to play?

    1. Waxys
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      For sure

  17. Mattymo23
    • 14 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    A) Salah and RLC

    B) Mkhi and Iwobi

    Please Help

  18. lordkippe
    • 9 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Any better 5.5 or below than Iwobi ?

    1. salazar1963
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Tom Davies

    2. Geezer
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      No

    3. That Fantasy Guy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Atsu

  19. trikster102
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    The stress is unbearable, spent the last 2 days constantly changing the team but I'm settled on this, not changing again.

    Forster
    Walker Kolasinac Alonso
    Carroll KDB Zaha Willian Alli
    Firmino Lukaku

    Done.

  20. RamaJama
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    4.0 def with chance to play?

    1. salazar1963
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Put No in front of chance

  21. Pariße
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    A) Kompany, Aguero, Gabbi
    B) Danilo, Jesus, Firmino

    1. Rains of Castamere
      • 11 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      A

    2. Visionaries
      • 9 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      B by miles

  22. Keep Calm and Play On
    • 10 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    1) Abraham + salah
    2) Phillips+firmino

  23. 1966 was a great year for E…
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Sitting on a beach in Ibiza, doing my fantasy team.

    Not gonna lie, the wife could be happier...

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusβ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      πŸ˜†

    2. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      πŸ˜›

    3. MarvelouSuccess
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      give her a kiss

      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        That'll just make things worse πŸ˜‰

    4. Yank Revolution
      • 14 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Youre in Ibiza, she should be happy

      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        That's what I keep telling her!

  24. NilSatisNisiOptimum78
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Bottomed

    Quick 1

    Willian or
    Fabregas

    1. KLOPPTOMANIA
      • 16 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      W

  25. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    a) DDG and JRod
    or
    b) Foster and Gabbi
    ??

  26. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    ward prowse or fraser please

    west brom is tough game and is fraser nailed?

    1. dunas_dog
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      JWP

    2. Kavorka
      • 10 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      fraser

    3. Totally Hammered
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      JWP but risk with them both

    4. Winston.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Carroll plus million

  27. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Soton double defence?

    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Don't see why not.

  28. Rains of Castamere
    • 11 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Who will be the ARS or LEI bandwagon at 9.40pm?

    I'll guess Holding

  29. Lou
    • 16 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    Has no one selected Rooney? I just have a feeling he's going to love being back and score

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      You know a guy called Waxey ?

      1. Top 210 Club
        • 15 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Loooool

    2. Top 210 Club
      • 15 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Not with those fixtures just yet

      1. Lou
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        Oh heck... maybe i've dropped a clanger then πŸ™

    3. Waxys
      • 8 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Yeah triple captained him on my gf's account lol. She don't know about that tho

      1. Lou
        • 16 Years
        8 years, 8 months ago

        She may thank you tomorrow... my husband's just laughed his head off at me!

  30. Make United Great Again
    • 13 Years
    8 years, 8 months ago

    A. REDMOND
    B. TADIC

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      8 years, 8 months ago

      Red