[sbu_large_image] Preamble
11 August 2017 3746 comments
Mark Mark
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Here we go again. This Fantasy Football thing is back and, it appears, it’s bigger than ever.

At kick-off last season, the Fantasy Premier League had just over 3.1 million players. With still an hour to go, we’re seeing over 3.75 million in the game. The growth, it seems, is relentless.

Without a summer tournament, the weeks have flown by and Gameweek 1 appears to be all over me like an N’Golo Kante challenge.

To be honest, I don’t really feel ready for it.

I’d quite like to bask in the achievements of last season if it’s all the same to you. The thought of putting my neck on the line over another 38 Gameweeks is daunting and has come too soon.

The task seems even taller this time around.

I can’t remember toiling over an initial squad quite so much. Without ramping up the pressure on this final hour, I honestly believe that this is the toughest it has been.

Despite the likes of Alexis Sanchez and Philippe Coutinho conveniently taking themselves out of the early equation, we’re still faced with agonising choices.

For all the comfort that the early Wildcard presents, I can’t help thinking that my decisions now will be crucial.

I know how difficult I find it to admit errors; how painful it can be turn to the Wildcard rather than back my failed judgement. My worst season ever was born from an ill-fated initial selection, followed by a failed early rebuilding programme. I made errors, ignored them and ended up clinging to respectability.

But that was a one off and I should be more optimistic.

It’s not like I’m taking risks. I’ve chosen a pragmatic – almost dullard approach.

The two heavyweights will be up front, with Romelu Lukaku wearing the armband.

The luxury items for United and Southampton are in my defence and Kevin De Bruyne will tick away in my midfield.

There are one or two risks – Ryan Fraser, perhaps even Danilo – but they are the exception and exit plans have been hatched to perform an urgent rescue act.

I know that I’ll probably be okay once I’m over the line. Once three or four Gameweeks are in and I can start mining data. At that point I can repair matters and making up ground.

Gameweeks 1-3 are all about damage limitation for me. Get a foothold and build from there.

If I’m inside the top one million after four Gameweeks, I’ll be delighted. I can reel it in from there by spending countless hours trawling statistics and drifting off to deliberate transfers in my head while other human beings fruitlessly attempt to hold a conversation with me.

It will all come back to me, I’m sure. It’s going to have to. We’re here now, it’s happening again.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Aston-villain
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Kola goal incoming

  2. The Red Devil
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    thanks to those who put me off iwobi!
    phew! bullet dodged!

  3. hannibalos
    • 17 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Game on!!

    Good season everyone. Footie at last!!!

  4. QueefParkRangers
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Kola!

  5. VFORVANDETA
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    2.5m GW1

  6. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    no iwobi

  7. Oven Glover
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Free hit chip activated

  8. StalkingDwarf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Score check?

  9. Ibralicious
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Good luck all. Going with a ballsy team but gut tells me I cracked it:

    DDG
    Stephens Hegazi Löwe
    KDB Salah JWP TLC
    Kane Lukaku (C) Jesus

    Elliot | Carroll | Suttner | Long

    May the 4.0s and 4.5s bless us 😀

    1. itwaswritten
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      JWP :barf:

      It's still cute tho.

      1. Ibralicious
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Hehehe we'll see bout that

  10. Rainer
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    OMFGGGG

  11. Jeremy Corbyn
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Okaka or Mata?

    1. Jeremy Corbyn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I guess it's too late now

  12. FlockofSeagulls
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Good evening everybody!

    What time is deadline?

    1. FlockofSeagulls
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Face plant. 🙄

  13. Dr. DOOM
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    So i just did Bertrand + JWP to Stephens + Ritchie. What do you think of the move?

  14. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    The official site is holding up annoyingly well but I've stuck with the team I finalised sn hour ago despite entering a bizzare Firmino/Salah merry go round.

  15. RonnayBarkay
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    That is that.....GL everyone!
    The websites didn't crash this year....!!

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Only 4 us knew about the Friday deadline.

  16. Jay_
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Changed Fraser to Iwobi last few seconds. What a start.

    1. BananaNose Maldonado
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Same.

    2. Bushido
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I did that as well. But it's fine.

    3. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Sorry Jay , strange , thought was a cert

  17. The Chosen One...
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    no Iwobi

  18. arthadox
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Good luck gents!!

  19. Lallana_
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Feels bad having Iwobi #BenchCameo

  20. Red Dagger ✪
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    It's over!!! Finally.

  21. The Royal Robin
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Thank God I didn't go for Ramsey.

  22. Frank Black
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Wait, is Bertrand injured?

    1. We Will Klopp you
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Why would he be?

      1. Frank Black
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I don't know everyone is replacing him with Stephens.

        1. Samwise the Brave
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Stephens is cheaper and a nap magnet. Plus is expected to still be first choice regardless of VVD

    2. Yank Revolution
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Think its his price....

  23. Old Boots
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Kolasinac starts!!! Not the kind of stress I'd want from a premium defender, but lets hope the points are!!!

  24. drughi
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    lukaku captain
    kept JWP
    Double soton defense
    jrod third striker

    lets go

    1. Jam0sh
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Lukaku captain
      Went Fraser
      Only Stephens
      Firmino as third striker

      Good luck for you Drughi! 🙂

  25. RomeluStormzy
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    And it begins... I hate my team already!

  26. Fpl Richie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Kola plays. Yay.

    1. Fpl Richie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Arsenal twitter showing him as in the back three though. Who knows if that means anything.

  27. Fuddled FC
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Arghh.. too late

  28. Baked baines
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Crazy crazy crazy

    Good luck all!!
    Long season ahead!!

  29. Vinyl78LP
    • 16 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    ...Just left a note on the sideboard for the missus, "See you in May!"

  30. Pariße
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Went for the "change until the deadline passes" captain option 🙂