Injuries
11 September 2017 1288 comments
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Until Sunday’s events at Turf Moor, the array of injury concerns to fall out of Gameweek 4 appeared insignificant for Fantasy managers.

But Tom Heaton’s suspected dislocated shoulder comes as a major blow for all concerned.

We provide the latest on that setback for Burnley, along with the catalogue of knocks from Gameweek 4.

Looking ahead, we also dig out the very latest on the key players soon to return from injury – possibly for Gameweek 5 – and what that means from a Fantasy perspective.

New Arrivals

Burnley’s first clean sheet of the season came at a significant cost after Tom Heaton – the top scoring goalkeeper in 2016/17 – was stretchered off with a potentially long-term injury.

Manager Sean Dyche was far from optimistic after Heaton was replaced on 35 minutes of the 1-0 win over Crystal Palace:

“It’s a suspected dislocated shoulder. We’ll have to wait and see. That’s the downside of the day because he’s been fantastic for us. If it is that, it’s obviously not weeks, it’s months, so we will have to wait and see.

I don’t know, I’m not a medic, but I imagine it’s not a few weeks, that’s for sure. It was a shame because I thought there was a foul before that, so it shouldn’t have led to that, but that’s a small thing.

Whatever happens with Tom, we’ll take care of him and it allows the next one in.”

That “next one”, as Dyche puts it, is Nick Pope, who is Burnley’s new number two after veteran Paul Robinson retired over the summer.

His manager hailed Pope’s display against Palace, with the former Charlton man making three saves to deny Frank de Boer’s side a share of the spoils:

“Technically, that was a fantastic save. He shortened the pitch to go at the ball and I thought he did very well.”

Heaton’s expected absence is likely to dent Burnley’s clean sheet potential, given that he made more saves than any stopper last season. Yet Pope boasts a decent record for the club – he’s conceded just one goal in six appearances across all competitions since the start of the previous campaign.

Trips to Liverpool, Everton and Man City in the next five are hardly conducive to defensive returns, yet the Clarets’ upcoming home matches (HUD WHU NEW SWA ARS WAT STO) suggests that Pope, at 4.5 in FPL, could profit as a rotation option for those keen to invest in the Clarets’ rearguard.

Another goalkeeper, Manchester City’s Ederson, has confirmed that he “is fine” after being stretchered off during the win over Liverpool following his collision with Sadio Mane. While the Brazilian could be left out of Man City’s line-up for Wednesday’s Champions League tie in Feyenoord, we’d expect him to make the teamsheet for the trip to Vicarage Road in Gameweek 5.

Elsewhere Arsenal midfielder Francis Coquelin (hamstring) has already been ruled out of the weekend trip to Chelsea.

Bournemouth’s Ryan Fraser (ankle injury) was also forced off during that Emirates clash and is set to be assessed ahead of Friday’s clash with Brighton.

And the Seagulls are monitoring right-back Bruno, who was withdrawn with a recurrence of an ongoing back complaint.

Among the latest batch of new injuries are Spurs’ Moussa Sissoko (calf), Stoke’s Geoff Cameron, (hamstring) Man United’s Marouane Fellaini (calf) and West Brom midfielder Nacer Chadli (knock).

Watford defensive pair Kiko Femenia and Younes Kaboul, are also early doubts for Gameweek 5. Despite those concerns, Femenia is second only to Spurs’ Ben Davies for transfers in among defenders following his third successive clean sheet and two-point bonus haul in the Hornets’ win at Southampton.

Earlier today, Danny Drinkwater was rated as a doubt for Chelsea’s Champions League clash with Qarabag due to a calf complaint.

Meanwhile, Ruben Loftus Cheek’s owners were left frustrated after a non-appearance in Palace’s loss at Turf Moor. Still sitting in 8% of squads, the on-loan midfielder appeared poised to feature on Sunday but was presumably not considered fit enough to make the squad following a groin injury.

In Recovery

Philippe Coutinho’s return to the Liverpool fray couldn’t be better timed in light of team-mate Mane’s subsequent three-match ban for the challenge on Ederson.

Jurgen Klopp explained why he left the Brazilian out of his squad on Saturday:

“It was a decision made with the season in mind, he came back from a long flight, after two substitute appearances and three weeks without training.

We play on Wednesday; we play on Saturday, we play, play, play, play, play. I will have the situation all the time now over the next three or four weeks.

We thought it best to give him three or four days proper training and then he’ll be available for us, which is very good news.”

Coutinho is now likely to earn minutes in the midweek Champions League clash against Sevilla, with Klopp clearly having one eye on the left wing role vacated by Mane ahead of the weekend visit from Burnley.

Owned by just 2% of FPL managers, Coutinho could now emerge as a powerful differential as the Reds also face a trip to Leicester City prior to Mane’s return. A massive 280,000+ have now parted company with the Senegal international, who won’t be available until Gameweek 7, when Liverpool make their way to Newcastle United.

According to reports, though, Liverpool may appeal the extent of Mane’s ban, which currently sits at three matches.

Southampton’s Virgil van Dijk is set to step up his match fitness by turning out for the reserves this evening.

The Dutchman’s availability would hand Mauricio Pellegrino a dilemma in defence as he looks to address a poor recent run that has seen the Saints concede twice in two of the last three Gameweeks.

Pellegrini chose to drop Maya Yoshida for Saturday’s clash following his international exertions with Japan, partnering Jake Stephens with big-money debutant Wesley Hoedt. With Van Dijk about to join the mix, the competition for places in the heart of Southampton’s defence merely strengthens the case of Cedric Soares (5.0) at right-back.

Yet their recent lack of resilience may be enough to trigger a Fantasy exodus, despite some very favourable fixtures to come.

Crystal Palace’s Mamadou Sakho – along with Pape Souare – also boosted his match fitness by playing 45 minutes for the club’s reserves earlier today.

Sakho’s imminent return, allied with the departure of Frank de Boer, could force a reassessment of the Eagles’ Fantasy prospects – they claimed four clean sheets in the Frenchman’s eight starts in 2016/17. Yet an evil upcoming run that includes clashes against both Manchester clubs and Chelsea in the next four, is enough of a deterrent for now.

West Brom’s Gareth McAuley is also edging towards a first-team return. Back in training last week as he steps up his recovery from a thigh complaint, the Irishman will turn out for the reserves against Brighton this evening.

After seeing his side fall to a 3-1 loss to a Seagulls’ outfit that had failed to score in their opening three matches, Tony Pulis may well freshen things up for the visit of West Ham.

McAuley’s potential comeback could now put pressure on Ahmed Hegazi’s starting role in the heart of the back-four. The most bought player in FPL so far, the 28%-owned Egyptian was hauled off on 56 minutes at the Amex with his side 2-0 down, returning zero points.

Even without McAuley, Pulis has many configurations available in his back four following Kieran Gibbs’ arrival – including the set-up that ended the match at the Amex Stadium. That saw Craig Dawson alongside Jonny Evans, with Allan Nyom and Gibbs at full-back.

We’re still awaiting further updates on the fitness of Vincent Kompany, who missed Man City’s win over Liverpool due to a groin injury. In his pre-match press conference on Friday, Pep Guardiola was somewhat vague:

“I am sad. The last seven eight, nine games last season he played no problem. Pre-season, we took care of him, and he played all three games. Now, unfortunately, we’ve lost him, but we will try and get him fit as soon as possible.”

With City set to travel to Holland on Wednesday, Guardiola’s pre-Champions League briefing tomorrow could hopefully shed a little more light on the situation.

The Spaniard’s decision to revert back to a three-man rearguard and utilise Danilo as a central defender raised a few eyebrows. Should the same set-up remain, there’s arguably less chance of rotation in the wing-back roles for Benjamin Mendy and Kyle Walker if the Brazilian continues to deputise for his stricken skipper.

Finally, Bournemouth boss Eddie Howe revealed late last week that winger Junior Stanislas is “a week or two” away from finally overcoming a hernia problem.

The return of Stanislas – who averaged 5.1 points per match last season – could convince Howe to return to a 4-2-3-1 set-up after the Cherries boss rolled out a wing-back system, with full-backs Charlie Daniels and Adam Smith on the flanks, in each of the last couple of Gameweeks.

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  1. Gríma Wormtongue
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Has anyone managed to get a Kane + Morata + Lukaku front three?

    1. Collie01
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I'm thinking about it. Need 2 transfers to make this:

      Foster (Elliot)
      Bailly, Yoshida, Daniels, Dunk (4.0)
      Eriksen, Mhki, Ritchie, (Carroll, Chalobah)
      Morata, Kane, Lukaku.

      1. kysersosa
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Decent, but you can see that midfield struggling. I think you need your front 3 firing every week. I would considering dropping Lukaku, (for Jesus) when fixtures get a bid harder for Man. You have Man U rep with Mik.

    2. ShaunGoater123
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Kane, lukaku & Jesus for me

    3. COLLIN QUANER
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Kane + Morata + Lacazette over here

    4. Caravagio
      9 years, 1 month ago

      yup. shame everyone except them did sweet F all.

      Foster
      Alonso Cedric Naughton (Holgate, Rosenior)
      Salah Mki Atsu Brady (TCarroll)
      Morata Kaku Kane.

      1. J T
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Get used to it.

    5. L P
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Kane, Jesus & Lukaku

      Playing a 5-2-3/4-3-3

      8.0
      Jones Davies Moreno Stephens Cedric
      Eriksen Salah 4.5 4.5 4.5
      Kane Lukaku Jesus

    6. bojack
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Eriksen Alli
      Lukaku Morata Firm

      Near? 😉

    7. Andy_Social
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Yes, I have it.

      Elliot (Krul)
      Alonso, Jones, Dawson, Naughton, Holgate
      Alli, Pogba (Atsu, Chalobah, RLC)
      Kane, Kaku, Morata

  2. TheBusDriver
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Foster Elliot
    Bailly Bertrand Davies Naughton Long
    Alli Salah Mkhi Redmond Carroll
    Lukaku Jesus Mounie

    2 FTs and 0.5m. Need to get rid of Redmond. Gross, Atsu or that dude who scored 2 goals against United?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Get Kane in.

      1. TheBusDriver
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I don't want Kane atm. Need to get rid of Redmond.

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          9 years, 1 month ago

          May as well keep for Palace.

          1. TheBusDriver
            9 years, 1 month ago

            Then who else I should sell?

            1. TorresMagic™
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • Has Moderation Rights
              9 years, 1 month ago

              If Mounie blanks, him.

        2. COLLIN QUANER
          9 years, 1 month ago

          I'd want Kane for this week.

      2. TheBusDriver
        9 years, 1 month ago

        What's wrong with my comments? Stop removing them. I'm only telling people to stop up-voting this post and reply instead.

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          9 years, 1 month ago

          People don't listen. Less attention to the voting only helps.

    2. Blue&White85
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Atsu was on bench v Swansea so wouldn't get him just now. I've not seen enough of Choupo-Moting to make any useful comment on him.

      1. TheBusDriver
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks.

      2. Ginola14
        9 years, 1 month ago

        atsu was benched due to returning from internationals, he will start usually

    3. Pierce34
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I have similar issues - selling Redmond for Choupo-Moting with my 1st FT. Undecided on Kane yet.

  3. Steevo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Chicarito captain with Kane VC & Davies first sub. Hopefully the pea gets rested.

    1. Ginola14
      9 years, 1 month ago

      davies benched?

      1. Snevitz
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I benched him as well, Alonso, Kolasinac & Hegazi had a better chance of returns.

        1. Ginola14
          9 years, 1 month ago

          cant understand benching a spurs def over a wbrom def ever

          1. Snevitz
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            9 years, 1 month ago

            One was at home against a team who had not scored a single goal and the other was away to Everton. No point in turning in to captain hindsight now and getting upset about it.

            1. Ginola14
              9 years, 1 month ago

              would you bench Alonso?

              1. Ginola14
                9 years, 1 month ago

                plus you played kola over davies when arsenals form was woeful so the bit about a team who had not scored a single goal doesn't add up

                1. Snevitz
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  9 years, 1 month ago

                  At home to Bournemouth who are really off form and a good chance of attacking returns.
                  I'm not really sure what you're trying to prove, when I have a squad of 15 players who play every week, most of the time I'm not going to pick exactly the right players. I'm happy that Davies did well as he will be starting the next few for me and his value will be increasing.

              2. Snevitz
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                9 years, 1 month ago

                Yes but it's not very likely as he is one of the highest scoring players in the game, it's a bit like benching Aguero. I did it once last season when they played to Tottenham and my other players had good fixtures.

                You can't really put Davies in the same league as Alonso though.

                1. Ginola14
                  9 years, 1 month ago

                  I benched Alonso vs arsenal last season, and I vowed to never bench a premium player again, that's all I meant when I questioned benching a spurs def over a wbrom one as quality teams are more likely to earn points hence the premium price

                  1. Markus123
                    9 years, 1 month ago

                    completely agree. benching davies in favour of hegazi is bordering on idiotic.

                  2. Snevitz
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    9 years, 1 month ago

                    Fair enough and it's fine to disagree with my reasoning but there was some thinking behind it, it's difficult to predict when a defender is going to score 14 points in a single gameweek - at least he won't cost me a transfer in as well.

    2. KLOPPS AND ROBBERS... the s…
      9 years, 1 month ago

      What strange decisions...

  4. kfreeman93
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Any thoughts on changes to the team below? 0.1 ITB. Not thinking Kane with already having Alli and Davies.

    De Gea (Elliot)
    Maguire - Cedric - Davies (Naughton, Rosenior)
    Salah - Rithie - Pogba - Alli (Carroll)
    Jesus - Lukaku - Chicharito

    1. Ginola14
      9 years, 1 month ago

      ddg to 4.5 kaku to kane

    2. Mauricios Cappuccino
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Having Davies is irrelevant with regards to owning Kane

      1. kfreeman93
        9 years, 1 month ago

        More of a case of avoiding the risk of ruining a gameweek if 3 spurs assets have a poor showing.

  5. JCrosbie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Any suggestions:

    Elliot Foster

    Jones -Cedric- Alonso- Hegazi- Naughton

    Pogba- Erikson- Salah -Chalobah -Carroll

    Abraham-Kane -Lukaku

    1. Blue&White85
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Good team. I'd leave as it is for this weekend.

  6. wolves_simmo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    9 years, 1 month ago

    RMWCT

    Elliot - Woodman
    Alonso - Davies - Maguire - Gamez - £3.9
    Pogba - Salah - Choupo-Moting - Carroll - Chalobah
    Kane - Jesus - Lukaku

    Any Improvements?

    Carroll / Chalobah / Choupo / Gamez rotate very well to select 2/4 each week.

    1. kfreeman93
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Does a £3.9m defender exist?

      With Carroll and Chalobah you'll only get 3 points or so each week, makes your midfield fairly weak.Finding someone like Ritchie or Gross who will get the odd assist would make it a bit stronger.

    2. +
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Pretty bad. If Gamez doesn't play you're down to three playing defenders. Downgrade Jesus/Lukaku and invest in a premium 3rd mid + 4.5 def.

  7. Afghanistanislas
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Bottomed last page...which of these would you go for:
    A) Lukaku, Chicharito and Salah
    B) Jesus, Firmino and Pogba (-4)
    C) Lukaku, Jesus and 5.5 (Groß/Brady/Choupo-Moting)

  8. Efan Ekoku Pops
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Which one should be my priority transfer out?

    A) Daniels
    B) Danilo

    Worth bringing Davies in for one of them?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      9 years, 1 month ago

      B

  9. Taribo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone able to answer this Draft question:

    I want to bring in one Man City defender and in my mini league two are available: Walker and Danilo. I have a preference for Walker but wouldn't mind Danilo.

    To hedge my bets in case someone else also requests Walker, I'm planning on putting in two waiver requests:

    1) Daniels > Walker
    2) Daniels > Danilo

    And so the question:

    If I get my first pick (Walker), am I correct in assuming that the second pick won't go through, because I'll no longer have a Daniels to trade (Option 1), or

    Will the game trade make the trade anyway and swop my newly recruited Walker for Danilo (Option 2)?

    Which is it? Option 1 or 2?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      9 years, 1 month ago

      You get Walker

    2. OldBenKenobi
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Walker all day

  10. Dr. DOOM
    9 years, 1 month ago

    G2G or take a hit for Kane?

    Foster (Elliot)
    Alonso - Jones - Naughton-Cedric (Long)
    Pogba - Erik - Salah (RLC-Carroll)
    Firm - Lukaku - Morata

    0itb 1FT

    1. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Gtg eriksen should be enough spurs

      1. Ginola14
        9 years, 1 month ago

        wouldn't take a hit but erik isn't enough spurs

    2. Winston.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Tricky...I think you need to get Kane sooner or later...

      1. Dr. DOOM
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I'm planning next week. Don't want to take anyone out tbh.

    3. Stats Don\'t Lie
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Gtg id say

  11. Rinseboy
    9 years, 1 month ago

    What are Willian owners doing?

    I've already made an FT so tempted to keep a week and hope he starts and shift next week?

    1. fpltactician
      9 years, 1 month ago

      downgrade to Choupo or Gross

      1. fpltactician
        9 years, 1 month ago

        I have 2fts tho

    2. Mauricios Cappuccino
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I'm in the same boat, although I really want to save 1FT.

    3. Winston.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      sell him

    4. ShaunGoater123
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I have him too and have already made my FT.

      I think i'm keeping and hoping he plays, if there was a clear replacement perhaps i'd think differently

    5. Klopptomist Scott Jelly
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Keeping him this week, will probably downgrade next week if necessary.

  12. PocketZola
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Im feeling a bit better about my team and glad I didn't wc,

    Foster
    Kola maguire Bertrand
    Erik mane richar mkhi
    Luka mounie laca
    (Elliot,mee,rlc,Rangel)

    Mane to salah? Or take hits reshuffling? 1ft and 0.7 itb

    1. It’s a Knockaert
      9 years, 1 month ago

      I think mounie and richarlison are the weakest points but overall I like it. Just do mane to salah

  13. Stats Don\'t Lie
    9 years, 1 month ago

    RMUCLT:

    Varela, Areola
    Glik, Smalling, Ghoulam, Klostermann, Jorge
    Pogba, Willian, Zielinski, Moutinho, ganso
    Ronaldo, Lewandowski, Jesus

    A bit concerned by my lack of PSG attack...

    1. CloudSky
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Id go Cavani/Ney over Lewa. Had a fall off with director again. Willian, Zielinski, Areola and Varela all not nailed on.

      1. Stats Don\'t Lie
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah, just swapped lewy to Neymsr. Willian I can see team news for before deadline. Varela and Areola both started all games this season. Agree on zielinski though, dont see many better options at that price though

        1. CloudSky
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Promes, Quaresma, Salvio are somewhere around that price point.

  14. Winston.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    9 years, 1 month ago

    I wanna get Firmino, but how to fund it?

    A. DDG to Fabianski (Fabianski/Elliott rotation looks pretty good..)
    B. Kolasinac to Cedric
    C. Lukaku to Morata
    D. Ramsey to Brady/Ritchie

    A the best of these? Thanks.

    1. Ginola14
      9 years, 1 month ago

      a

    2. Stats Don\'t Lie
      9 years, 1 month ago

      A/C

    3. Podge
      9 years, 1 month ago

      A or D

      1. Winston.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        9 years, 1 month ago

        thanks all

  15. Ginola14
    9 years, 1 month ago

    if you could bring in any player which one would it be?
    I want mendy

    1. Podge
      9 years, 1 month ago

      You can bring in any player 🙂

      1. Ginola14
        9 years, 1 month ago

        my budget says otherwise

    2. Dr. DOOM
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Kane 😀 then Davies

    3. Stats Don\'t Lie
      9 years, 1 month ago

      This team:

      Pickford, Elliott
      Alonso, Mendy, Davies, Kolasinac, Maguire
      Eriksen, Hazard, Pogba, Mkhi, Salah
      Kane, Morata, Jesus

  16. smix
    9 years, 1 month ago

    GTG?Already done Mane to Eriksen

    Foster
    Bavies Stephens Jones Eriksen Salah Mkhi Fraser
    Lukaku (c) Morata Firmino
    Elliot Suttner Carroll Long

    1. Podge
      9 years, 1 month ago

      All 3 defs have rotation worries

  17. smix
    9 years, 1 month ago

    GTG?Already done Mane to Eriksen

    Foster
    Bavies Stephens Jones
    Eriksen Salah Mkhi Fraser
    Lukaku (c) Morata Firmino
    Elliot Suttner Carroll Long

    Repost

    1. Podge
      9 years, 1 month ago

      1 min repost 😆

    2. Funkyav
      9 years, 1 month ago

      its Monday, GW4 hasnt even finished yet and you are asking if your team is good to go for the next GW.

      Why?

  18. amol
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Any advice? 1FT
    Foster
    Cedric Davies Jones
    Salah Mkhi Eriksen Richarlison
    Lukaku(C) Firmino Morata

    Bench: Elliot, Naughton, Rosenior, RLC

    1. It’s a Knockaert
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Richarlison->Carroll (or other)
      Rosenior->Maguire for -4

  19. jdogg
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Is this worth wildcarding to?
    Elliot/4m
    Jones cedric mee wimmer 4.5
    Pogba alli richarlison chupo carrol
    Jesus lukaku kane

    Cheers.x

    1. It’s a Knockaert
      9 years, 1 month ago

      No

    2. It’s a Knockaert
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Depends on current team

    3. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Defence looks a bit weak on WC.

    4. Podge
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Wouldn't get richarlison on a wc

  20. It’s a Knockaert
    9 years, 1 month ago

    A: Lukaku->Kane and Mane->Miki for -4

    B: Firmino->Kane and Mane->Brady for -4

    C: Mane->Salah

    1. Podge
      9 years, 1 month ago

      If you're gonna want him back in in 3 weeks do C otherwise probably B

  21. SAY MY NAME
    9 years, 1 month ago

    anyone else have an experience like this?

    After a season of boring my girlfriend to death by constantly referring to my fantasy team and who got what assist, transfer fails, and dgw triple captain successes, and tales of woe or success in mini leagues, i finally persuaded her to have her own team (just an excuse to make her feel involved so that ''we'' need to watch match of the day, and ''we'' need to go to the pub to watch the late kick-off because her captain is playing and could get a haul)

    so, i started the season feeling pretty smug, that my ruse had worked, i could indulge in all the football i liked, and even had a bet for the winner to pay for a big night out at the end of the season, an easy bet obviously, especially with her choosing players purely because they had funny names, and me picking on stats/form, however....

    4 weeks in and she's thrashing me!! according to her my failure is because i pick players with boring names that are no fun, wtf!

    this is the ultimate not-even-a-casual trolling!

    1. FPL Kangaroo
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Dump her.

      1. SAY MY NAME
        9 years, 1 month ago

        😀 she keeps talking about what restaurant i have to take her to when she wins.....you might have a point 😀

    2. Pierce34
      9 years, 1 month ago

      What's her team?

      1. Pierce34
        9 years, 1 month ago

        If Gross and Choupo-Moting count as funny names I can see why she's thrashing you so far!

        1. SAY MY NAME
          9 years, 1 month ago

          she had Gross

    3. Podge
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Once you get to the pub and motd etc let her win

    4. BIind Moth
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Seems like a made up fantasy to me. Near impossible to pick 11 random players based on funny names and do well.

      1. SAY MY NAME
        9 years, 1 month ago

        to be fair some suggestions from me, then she picked the ones she thought were funny, like Gross and Mooy

        i told her she might want to replace Gross because Brighton just weren't scoring, she was insistent she kept Gross because the other players names were all boring

    5. Stats Don\'t Lie
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Beginners luck

      1. SAY MY NAME
        9 years, 1 month ago

        she's being really smug about it, i better start improving soon or i'll never hear the end of it lol

    6. GENERATION X
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Totally.

      In the 90's I ran a league where one girl picked names she thought were dirty.

      Can't remember them all but she had in her side: Seaman, Dixon, Dicks, Dickov. Dichio, Ball, Le Tissier, (she thought it sounded rude) and some others I don't recall but you get the picture.

      She walked it....

      1. SAY MY NAME
        9 years, 1 month ago

        sometimes it works! i'm hoping my logical approach will start paying dividends soon 🙂

        she's choosing people now from the bible, so had Kane and Jesus upfront, and wants Abraham, unfortunately the first 2 at least are sensible picks, even though she wouldn't have a clue about who they play for or what position they play, let alone the number of goals or assists they are likely to get

        1. GENERATION X
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Moses of course..

          1. SAY MY NAME
            9 years, 1 month ago

            yeah, she heard Moses whilst watching MOTD, pretty sure he'll be in next week, then get a 'miracle' goal and CS

    7. ChelseaGuy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      She might have Choupa-Moting then

      1. SAY MY NAME
        9 years, 1 month ago

        she didn't, but when i mentioned his name whilst watching MOTD she was pretty keen, she didn't know that he had scored

    8. The Polymath
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Don't tell me, your name is Rumplestiltskin Horatio Marmaduke III?

      🙂

      1. SAY MY NAME
        9 years, 1 month ago

        how did you know 🙂

    9. ONE PUNCH MAN
      9 years, 1 month ago

      bragging about having a girlfriend,smooth bro.

      1. SAY MY NAME
        9 years, 1 month ago

        lol 😀

        1. ONE PUNCH MAN
          9 years, 1 month ago

          don't worry though,you will have the last laugh. 😛

          1. SAY MY NAME
            9 years, 1 month ago

            hope so, or i'm quitting fpl after 11 years of playing! 😀

  22. Dr. DOOM
    9 years, 1 month ago

    If you didn't have Kane, who would you captain?

    1. Ginola14
      9 years, 1 month ago

      id get kane

      1. Dr. DOOM
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Not a fan of hits. Willing to take the risk with no Kane.

    2. Sailboats
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Alli, Eriksen, Lukaku

    3. It’s a Knockaert
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Don't get all this hype about Kane-he only has 2 goals this season and 1 was lucky. Lukaku and morata can easily do just as well

      1. BIind Moth
        9 years, 1 month ago

        If you watched the 3 games where he didn't score, you'd see it was practically a miracle how he didn't.

        1. Dr. DOOM
          9 years, 1 month ago

          He's been unlucky but i do agree Luka or Morata can do just as well this week.

          1. BIind Moth
            9 years, 1 month ago

            That's why I've got Luka & Kane.

            I've just gone for those two because they're proven in the prem. Basically guaranteed 40-50 goals between them. Morata looks like he will do well too, but can't have all 3 without an unbalanced team.

      2. COLLIN QUANER
        9 years, 1 month ago

        Clearly haven't watched him the past couple of seasons.

        1. It’s a Knockaert
          9 years, 1 month ago

          He's done well but so has Lukaku and I think morata will do very well this season so he's not worth the extra money. Premium midfielders like salah, pogba and Eriksen will do as well

    4. Pierce34
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Between Lukaku and Eriksen for me.

      1. Ginola14
        9 years, 1 month ago

        spurs looked really strong and could have had more if it wasn't for pickford, watching swans yesterday, they had nothing going forward so an inform spurs with a firing kane is worth the hype

    5. Stats Don\'t Lie
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Even if I had Kane id captain Eriksen. Record vs Swans too good to ignore and got a goal + 2a vs fabianski in the internationals

      1. Dr. DOOM
        9 years, 1 month ago

        its between Erik and Luka.

        1. COLLIN QUANER
          9 years, 1 month ago

          Eriksen if it's out of those two. I think they'll trounce Swansea

    6. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Lukaku of course.

  23. Kitman
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Jesé worth a punt?

    1. JariL
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Choupo-Moting seems more popular (and 0.5 cheaper).

  24. spyda12001
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Thinking about a two week move of replacing Lukaku with Morata this week freeing up enough to transfer Sigurdsson in for Brady the following week for the nice run of fixtures? Thoughts.....

    Foster
    Bertrand - Bailly - Dawson
    Salah - Mkhittaryan - Richarlison - Brady
    Lukaku - Kane

    Fabianski - Yoshida - Ward - Loftus-Cheek

  25. MFC86
    9 years, 1 month ago

    What happened with Hegazi at the weekend? Injured or just rubbish?

  26. Bergkampgoal
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Best Gabbiadini replacement up to 7.6m?

    A) Chicharito
    B) Rashford
    C) Rooney
    D) Other?

    1. JoeJitzu +42
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      A

  27. JoeJitzu +42
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Which would you go with?

    A. Hegazi Richarlison Mooy Lukaku
    B. 3.9 Moting Salah Jesus

    Foster Elliott
    Alonso Jones Trippier 4.0 X1
    Eriksen Mkhit X2 X3 Carroll
    Kane Chicharito X4

    1. Bergkampgoal
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Probably B out of these but don't like either tbh. Hegazi is at risk. Two non-playing defs in B. too risky as well.

      Probably B out of these.

      Would prefer somthing like Maguire, Ramsey, Moting, Jesus.

  28. Ozist
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Guys wat to do with Yoshida and Blind?
    Shall I tranfer them out ?
    or wait?

  29. QuintonFortune25
    9 years, 1 month ago

    A) 5.1 or under fourth midfielder such as Atsu or Doucoure + 4.5 defender (Lowe)

    B) 4.5 fourth midfielder (Chalobah) rotating with T.Carroll + 5.0 defender (probably Cedric)

  30. England23
    9 years, 1 month ago

    Top 3 4.5m defenders?

    1. QuintonFortune25
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Lowe, Naughton, Mee

    2. JoeJitzu +42
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Clark
      Naughton
      Fernandez

    3. ONE PUNCH MAN
      9 years, 1 month ago

      Ward Naughton Lascelles

    4. England23
      9 years, 1 month ago

      So with naughton in all your top 3's I'd assume he is the best choice?