1. Pat Bonner
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 9 days ago

    Owning palmer and not captaining him is costing me 1 point. Season over?

    1. DARE TO BISCAN
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 9 days ago

      Insta-delete, Shirley?

    2. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 9 days ago

      Yeah same. Too may people playing the game now.

      1. Mr. O'Connell
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 9 days ago

        Draft leagues ftw

    3. @FPL__Engineer
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 9 days ago

      How

  2. BUZZBOMB ♡
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 9 days ago

    Keane self appointed penalty-wankery vigilante. Jackson, tick. Madueke next.

  3. Sun Jihai
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 9 days ago

    Jackson on next pen
    Essential for DGWs 😎

    1. Magic Zico
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 9 days ago

      He'll take it and miss unfortunately

  4. TanN
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 9 days ago

    Foden (C) due to a hangover preventing me from remembering to change my team.

    Luckily Palmer as my (VC) about to save my gameweek.

    Watkins with 7 points off the bench to further give me a boost

    1. Make FPL Casual Again
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 9 days ago

      Nothing to be proud of, mate

      1. TanN
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 9 days ago

        I'm aware...

  5. snow pea in repose
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 9 days ago

    Palmer is my captain but I think maybe he should have handed off that last pen in the spirit of team unity, would be interesting to hear the post match talk in the locker room

    1. GeordieZebras
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 9 days ago

      It’s professional sport mate. Don’t be silly.

    2. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 9 days ago

      The moral of that story is Palmer is your captain.

    3. Randaxus
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 9 days ago

      Give them an inch and they will take a mile, if you give them one next time they will expect it.

    4. F4L
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 9 days ago

      not so subtle captain brag 😉

    5. Bartowski
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 9 days ago

      He's tied with Haaland for the golden boot.

    6. DARE TO BISCAN
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 9 days ago

      Up to him, as captain, to offer. Not to give in to demands of spoilt brats.

      1. Bartowski
        • 15 Years
        2 years, 9 days ago

        Gallagher is Captain which is why he was telling them both to F off.

        1. DARE TO BISCAN
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Ah, my mistake. All this captain chat rotting my brain. Gallagher is right

      2. boombaba
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 9 days ago

        Isn’t Gallagher captain ?

        1. DARE TO BISCAN
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Yeah, my bad. Still up to him to offer

    7. snow pea in repose
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 9 days ago

      OK, I'll side with you guys, my bad

  6. Randaxus
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 9 days ago

    Jackson Madueke are losers, they do not deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as Palmer, let alone take away his pens. I would force them to apologize to him for trying to take the pen.

    1. Pat Bonner
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 9 days ago

      Disagree, this 100% is a reflection of the manager they have

      1. Randaxus
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 9 days ago

        Yes he is also a coward for not sorting them out.

        1. Pat Bonner
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Happened before so not like he’s not had time to sort it out and make it clear who’s on pens

          1. Randaxus
            • 5 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            But that is the worst part they know he is on pens and they are still trying to take them away from him.

            1. Pat Bonner
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              2 years, 9 days ago

              Maybe poch doesn’t make it clear or if he does no one listens to him - either way, doesn’t make him look like he’s got any authority

    2. MJF
        2 years, 9 days ago

        Should both be sold. They're no more than average players in a long list of average Chelsea players in their positions, and they act like kids. Players like them are ten a penny in the PL.

    3. JBG
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 9 days ago

      26pts... lucky (P)almer owners

      1. The Ilfordian
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 9 days ago

        My other half has Palmer VC.

        And Toney C.

        She’s lauding it right now

        1. DA Minnion (Former great)
          • 13 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Don't think I could handle a woman that plays fantasy football.

          1. Bleh
            • 9 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            We do exist.

            1. DA Minnion (Former great)
              • 13 Years
              2 years, 9 days ago

              I heard that. Never met one in real life though.

              1. demob
                • 9 Years
                2 years, 9 days ago

                Never met a woman you mean, clearly

                Zing

    4. F4L
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 9 days ago

      sub gusto off poch please

      1. space mercenary
        • 6 Years
        2 years, 9 days ago

        Yeah, time to give James a run out.

        1. DARE TO BISCAN
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Subbing James on, to get injured at 5-0. Would be a very Chelsea thing to do

    5. MJF
        2 years, 9 days ago

        Incredible behaviour by Jackson and Madueke. As if Palmer - on 19 goals and in contention for the golden boot - was not going to take that, especially given his record from the spot.

      • Bored Ape Jota Club
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 9 days ago

        Palmer (C) have more points than my entire team.

        1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
          • 14 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Palmer before (c) had more points than my entire team 😀

          1. Bored Ape Jota Club
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            Sorry to hear that! I guess its possible to have an even fatter red arrow than me.

        2. DA Minnion (Former great)
          • 13 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Palmer without captain has more points than my entire team.

          1. Bored Ape Jota Club
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            That hurts.

      • g40steve
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 9 days ago

        Palmer almost level with Lamps & Drogba on home games in a season, he missed first 7 games!

        1. DARE TO BISCAN
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          ?

          1. g40steve
            • 8 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            Goals scored at home in a season

      • The FPL Units
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        2 years, 9 days ago

        49% rank drop by captaining Salah over Haaland. Season over?

        1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
          • 14 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Guessing your season was going pretty well before that, then...

          1. The FPL Units
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            Better than most of my seasons, 80k to 120k.

      • panda07
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 9 days ago

        Pen was given for the foul on Palmer not Madueke.

        1. g40steve
          • 8 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Decoure foul kicked heel

        2. AC/DC AFC
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Yeah...

          He played on, still soft.

          Tark made his tackle fairly

      • g40steve
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 9 days ago

        What do Chelsea pay goal bonus anyone have a clue?

        1. x.jim.x
          • 11 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Differs player to player

          1. g40steve
            • 8 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            Rough guess?

            1. Deulofail
              • 10 Years
              2 years, 9 days ago

              get out of jail free card

            2. x.jim.x
              • 11 Years
              2 years, 9 days ago

              I remember Zlatan was getting summat like £50k per goal for us for the first 5, then £100k for the next 5, £150k for the next 5, etc...

        2. Pat Bonner
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          It’ll have nothing to do with goal bonus. Players don’t care about that when on 200k a week

          1. Deulofail
            • 10 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            Why would they have it in their contract then?

          2. x.jim.x
            • 11 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            Footballers famously do not care about money, it's true

      • Mom, Butters just gave me a…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 9 days ago

        What is the story with Chelsea players and their shiddy hair styles anyway?

        Only KDB has an even shiddier hair dresser.

        1. x.jim.x
          • 11 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Feel like all of City's players have tragic lids - Foden, Grealish, Haaland...

          Except Rodri - now THERE'S a haircut you can set your watch to.

          1. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 4 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            Yeah. They are all tragic.

            Wayne Rooney is still the benchmark.

            1. x.jim.x
              • 11 Years
              2 years, 9 days ago

              Skinhead Rooney was arguably the best player the league has ever seen

              1. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 4 Years
                2 years, 9 days ago

                The hair transplant then ruined or rooneyd his career.

            2. Ted Bovis
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              2 years, 9 days ago

              Big Ronaldo says hold my beer!

      • Botman and Robben
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 9 days ago

        We want 5 Cole!!!

        1. Dthinger
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          So, he's got one with his left foot, one with his right, one with his head, and one penalty. What body part would you like him to score with now?

          1. Botman and Robben
            • 9 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            The right knee.

        2. jacob1989
          • 4 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          I remember aguero getting 5 in a game. And berbatov.
          In the cl, haaland

      • MJF
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Who has a worse neck tattoo: Mudryk or Cody Rhodes?

          1. RICICLE
            • 3 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            Ederson says hi

          2. BUZZBOMB ♡
            • 11 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            Craig Sibbald at Dundee Utd's scare me

        • Ady87
          • 12 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Embarrassing from Chelsea that. He doesn’t miss, he’s the taker and he’s in for golden boot. The other lads shouldn’t be within a country mile of it.

          1. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 4 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            A lad wouldn't behave like that.

        • RamboRN
          • 14 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Wonder what the odds were for Cole palmer to be top scorer at the start of the season

          1. jacob1989
            • 4 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            Probably 1000/1

        • Stranger Mings
          • 5 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Anyone bb34 with palmer plus 2 defenders?

        • jonnybhoy
          • 13 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Henderson over Pickford for GW34 then?

          1. Botman and Robben
            • 9 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            yeah

        • Mom, Butters just gave me a…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 4 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Wobbly CS for Gusto.

        • Jon Snow
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Can't wait for Palmer to drop a stinker in 35 and 37 when I captain him

        • g40steve
          • 8 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Chilly on
          Cassiday on

          1. g40steve
            • 8 Years
            2 years, 9 days ago

            Palmer & Muddy off

        • Deulofail
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Man City players scoring well this season https://prnt.sc/vD2TumpAE05b

        • Cilly Bonnolly
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          BOOOOOOOOO!!!

        • F4L
          • 11 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          salah can breath easy now, record stays intact

        • ViperStripes
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          3 way Golden boot fight now, anyoen dare drop Haaland, Watkins or Palmer for DGW?

        • Vinyl78LP
          • 16 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          Boooo.... Poch out.

        • KeanosMagic
          • 4 Years
          2 years, 9 days ago

          As a Palmer non captainer, thank fk he's gone off