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  1. Pat Bonner
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Owning palmer and not captaining him is costing me 1 point. Season over?

    1. DARE TO BISCAN
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Insta-delete, Shirley?

    2. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah same. Too may people playing the game now.

      1. Mr. O'Connell
        • 14 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Draft leagues ftw

    3. @FPL__Engineer
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      How

  2. BUZZBOMB ♡
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Keane self appointed penalty-wankery vigilante. Jackson, tick. Madueke next.

  3. Sun Jihai
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Jackson on next pen
    Essential for DGWs 😎

    1. Magic Zico
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      He'll take it and miss unfortunately

  4. TanN
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Foden (C) due to a hangover preventing me from remembering to change my team.

    Luckily Palmer as my (VC) about to save my gameweek.

    Watkins with 7 points off the bench to further give me a boost

    1. Make FPL Casual Again
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Nothing to be proud of, mate

      1. TanN
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        I'm aware...

  5. snow pea in repose
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Palmer is my captain but I think maybe he should have handed off that last pen in the spirit of team unity, would be interesting to hear the post match talk in the locker room

    1. GeordieZebras
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      It’s professional sport mate. Don’t be silly.

    2. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      The moral of that story is Palmer is your captain.

    3. Randaxus
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Give them an inch and they will take a mile, if you give them one next time they will expect it.

    4. F4L
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      not so subtle captain brag 😉

    5. Bartowski
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      He's tied with Haaland for the golden boot.

    6. DARE TO BISCAN
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Up to him, as captain, to offer. Not to give in to demands of spoilt brats.

      1. Bartowski
        • 15 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Gallagher is Captain which is why he was telling them both to F off.

        1. DARE TO BISCAN
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          Ah, my mistake. All this captain chat rotting my brain. Gallagher is right

      2. boombaba
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Isn’t Gallagher captain ?

        1. DARE TO BISCAN
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          Yeah, my bad. Still up to him to offer

    7. snow pea in repose
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      OK, I'll side with you guys, my bad

  6. Randaxus
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Jackson Madueke are losers, they do not deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as Palmer, let alone take away his pens. I would force them to apologize to him for trying to take the pen.

    1. Pat Bonner
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Disagree, this 100% is a reflection of the manager they have

      1. Randaxus
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Yes he is also a coward for not sorting them out.

        1. Pat Bonner
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          Happened before so not like he’s not had time to sort it out and make it clear who’s on pens

          1. Randaxus
            • 5 Years
            2 years, 3 months ago

            But that is the worst part they know he is on pens and they are still trying to take them away from him.

            1. Pat Bonner
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              2 years, 3 months ago

              Maybe poch doesn’t make it clear or if he does no one listens to him - either way, doesn’t make him look like he’s got any authority

    2. MJF
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Should both be sold. They're no more than average players in a long list of average Chelsea players in their positions, and they act like kids. Players like them are ten a penny in the PL.

  7. JBG
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    26pts... lucky (P)almer owners

    1. The Ilfordian
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      My other half has Palmer VC.

      And Toney C.

      She’s lauding it right now

      1. DA Minnion (Former great)
        • 14 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Don't think I could handle a woman that plays fantasy football.

        1. Bleh
          • 9 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          We do exist.

          1. DA Minnion (Former great)
            • 14 Years
            2 years, 3 months ago

            I heard that. Never met one in real life though.

            1. demob
              • 9 Years
              2 years, 3 months ago

              Never met a woman you mean, clearly

              Zing

  8. F4L
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    sub gusto off poch please

    1. space mercenary
      • 6 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah, time to give James a run out.

      1. DARE TO BISCAN
        • 7 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Subbing James on, to get injured at 5-0. Would be a very Chelsea thing to do

  9. MJF
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Incredible behaviour by Jackson and Madueke. As if Palmer - on 19 goals and in contention for the golden boot - was not going to take that, especially given his record from the spot.

  10. Bored Ape Jota Club
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Palmer (C) have more points than my entire team.

    1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Palmer before (c) had more points than my entire team 😀

      1. Bored Ape Jota Club
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Sorry to hear that! I guess its possible to have an even fatter red arrow than me.

    2. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Palmer without captain has more points than my entire team.

      1. Bored Ape Jota Club
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        That hurts.

  11. g40steve
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Palmer almost level with Lamps & Drogba on home games in a season, he missed first 7 games!

    1. DARE TO BISCAN
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      ?

      1. g40steve
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Goals scored at home in a season

  12. The FPL Units
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    49% rank drop by captaining Salah over Haaland. Season over?

    1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Guessing your season was going pretty well before that, then...

      1. The FPL Units
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Better than most of my seasons, 80k to 120k.

  13. panda07
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Pen was given for the foul on Palmer not Madueke.

    1. g40steve
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Decoure foul kicked heel

    2. AC/DC AFC
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah...

      He played on, still soft.

      Tark made his tackle fairly

  14. g40steve
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    What do Chelsea pay goal bonus anyone have a clue?

    1. x.jim.x
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Differs player to player

      1. g40steve
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Rough guess?

        1. Deulofail
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          get out of jail free card

        2. x.jim.x
          • 11 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          I remember Zlatan was getting summat like £50k per goal for us for the first 5, then £100k for the next 5, £150k for the next 5, etc...

    2. Pat Bonner
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      It’ll have nothing to do with goal bonus. Players don’t care about that when on 200k a week

      1. Deulofail
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Why would they have it in their contract then?

      2. x.jim.x
        • 11 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Footballers famously do not care about money, it's true

  15. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    What is the story with Chelsea players and their shiddy hair styles anyway?

    Only KDB has an even shiddier hair dresser.

    1. x.jim.x
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Feel like all of City's players have tragic lids - Foden, Grealish, Haaland...

      Except Rodri - now THERE'S a haircut you can set your watch to.

      1. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        Yeah. They are all tragic.

        Wayne Rooney is still the benchmark.

        1. x.jim.x
          • 11 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          Skinhead Rooney was arguably the best player the league has ever seen

          1. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 4 Years
            2 years, 3 months ago

            The hair transplant then ruined or rooneyd his career.

        2. Ted Bovis
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          2 years, 3 months ago

          Big Ronaldo says hold my beer!

  16. Botman and Robben
    • 9 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    We want 5 Cole!!!

    1. Dthinger
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      So, he's got one with his left foot, one with his right, one with his head, and one penalty. What body part would you like him to score with now?

      1. Botman and Robben
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 3 months ago

        The right knee.

    2. jacob1989
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      I remember aguero getting 5 in a game. And berbatov.
      In the cl, haaland

  17. MJF
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Who has a worse neck tattoo: Mudryk or Cody Rhodes?

    1. RICICLE
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Ederson says hi

    2. BUZZBOMB ♡
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Craig Sibbald at Dundee Utd's scare me

  18. Ady87
    • 12 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Embarrassing from Chelsea that. He doesn’t miss, he’s the taker and he’s in for golden boot. The other lads shouldn’t be within a country mile of it.

    1. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      A lad wouldn't behave like that.

  19. RamboRN
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Wonder what the odds were for Cole palmer to be top scorer at the start of the season

    1. jacob1989
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Probably 1000/1

  20. Stranger Mings
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone bb34 with palmer plus 2 defenders?

  21. jonnybhoy
    • 13 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Henderson over Pickford for GW34 then?

    1. Botman and Robben
      • 9 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      yeah

  22. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Wobbly CS for Gusto.

  23. Jon Snow
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Can't wait for Palmer to drop a stinker in 35 and 37 when I captain him

  24. g40steve
    • 8 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Chilly on
    Cassiday on

    1. g40steve
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 3 months ago

      Palmer & Muddy off

  25. Deulofail
    • 10 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Man City players scoring well this season https://prnt.sc/vD2TumpAE05b

  26. Cilly Bonnolly
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    BOOOOOOOOO!!!

  27. F4L
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    salah can breath easy now, record stays intact

  28. ViperStripes
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    3 way Golden boot fight now, anyoen dare drop Haaland, Watkins or Palmer for DGW?

  29. Vinyl78LP
    • 16 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    Boooo.... Poch out.

  30. KeanosMagic
    • 4 Years
    2 years, 3 months ago

    As a Palmer non captainer, thank fk he's gone off