1. Pat Bonner
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Owning palmer and not captaining him is costing me 1 point. Season over?

    1. DARE TO BISCAN
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Insta-delete, Shirley?

    2. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Yeah same. Too may people playing the game now.

      1. Mr. O'Connell
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Draft leagues ftw

    3. @FPL__Engineer
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      How

  2. BUZZBOMB ♡
    • 11 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Keane self appointed penalty-wankery vigilante. Jackson, tick. Madueke next.

  3. Sun Jihai
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Jackson on next pen
    Essential for DGWs 😎

    1. Magic Zico
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      He'll take it and miss unfortunately

  4. TanN
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Foden (C) due to a hangover preventing me from remembering to change my team.

    Luckily Palmer as my (VC) about to save my gameweek.

    Watkins with 7 points off the bench to further give me a boost

    1. Make FPL Casual Again
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Nothing to be proud of, mate

      1. TanN
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        I'm aware...

  5. snow pea in repose
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Palmer is my captain but I think maybe he should have handed off that last pen in the spirit of team unity, would be interesting to hear the post match talk in the locker room

    1. GeordieZebras
      • 4 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      It’s professional sport mate. Don’t be silly.

    2. DA Minnion (Former great)
      • 13 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      The moral of that story is Palmer is your captain.

    3. Randaxus
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Give them an inch and they will take a mile, if you give them one next time they will expect it.

    4. F4L
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      not so subtle captain brag 😉

    5. Bartowski
      • 15 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      He's tied with Haaland for the golden boot.

    6. DARE TO BISCAN
      • 7 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Up to him, as captain, to offer. Not to give in to demands of spoilt brats.

      1. Bartowski
        • 15 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Gallagher is Captain which is why he was telling them both to F off.

        1. DARE TO BISCAN
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Ah, my mistake. All this captain chat rotting my brain. Gallagher is right

      2. boombaba
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Isn’t Gallagher captain ?

        1. DARE TO BISCAN
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Yeah, my bad. Still up to him to offer

    7. snow pea in repose
      • 5 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      OK, I'll side with you guys, my bad

  6. Randaxus
    • 5 Years
    2 years, 1 month ago

    Jackson Madueke are losers, they do not deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as Palmer, let alone take away his pens. I would force them to apologize to him for trying to take the pen.

    1. Pat Bonner
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      Disagree, this 100% is a reflection of the manager they have

      1. Randaxus
        • 5 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Yes he is also a coward for not sorting them out.

        1. Pat Bonner
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Happened before so not like he’s not had time to sort it out and make it clear who’s on pens

          1. Randaxus
            • 5 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            But that is the worst part they know he is on pens and they are still trying to take them away from him.

            1. Pat Bonner
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              2 years, 1 month ago

              Maybe poch doesn’t make it clear or if he does no one listens to him - either way, doesn’t make him look like he’s got any authority

    2. MJF
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Should both be sold. They're no more than average players in a long list of average Chelsea players in their positions, and they act like kids. Players like them are ten a penny in the PL.

    3. JBG
      • 8 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      26pts... lucky (P)almer owners

      1. The Ilfordian
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        My other half has Palmer VC.

        And Toney C.

        She’s lauding it right now

        1. DA Minnion (Former great)
          • 13 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Don't think I could handle a woman that plays fantasy football.

          1. Bleh
            • 9 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            We do exist.

            1. DA Minnion (Former great)
              • 13 Years
              2 years, 1 month ago

              I heard that. Never met one in real life though.

              1. demob
                • 9 Years
                2 years, 1 month ago

                Never met a woman you mean, clearly

                Zing

    4. F4L
      • 11 Years
      2 years, 1 month ago

      sub gusto off poch please

      1. space mercenary
        • 6 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah, time to give James a run out.

        1. DARE TO BISCAN
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Subbing James on, to get injured at 5-0. Would be a very Chelsea thing to do

    5. MJF
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Incredible behaviour by Jackson and Madueke. As if Palmer - on 19 goals and in contention for the golden boot - was not going to take that, especially given his record from the spot.

      • Bored Ape Jota Club
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Palmer (C) have more points than my entire team.

        1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
          • 14 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Palmer before (c) had more points than my entire team 😀

          1. Bored Ape Jota Club
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            Sorry to hear that! I guess its possible to have an even fatter red arrow than me.

        2. DA Minnion (Former great)
          • 13 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Palmer without captain has more points than my entire team.

          1. Bored Ape Jota Club
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 10 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            That hurts.

      • g40steve
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Palmer almost level with Lamps & Drogba on home games in a season, he missed first 7 games!

        1. DARE TO BISCAN
          • 7 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          ?

          1. g40steve
            • 8 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            Goals scored at home in a season

      • The FPL Units
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        49% rank drop by captaining Salah over Haaland. Season over?

        1. Drop Dead Tsimikas
          • 14 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Guessing your season was going pretty well before that, then...

          1. The FPL Units
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            Better than most of my seasons, 80k to 120k.

      • panda07
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        Pen was given for the foul on Palmer not Madueke.

        1. g40steve
          • 8 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Decoure foul kicked heel

        2. AC/DC AFC
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Yeah...

          He played on, still soft.

          Tark made his tackle fairly

      • g40steve
        • 8 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        What do Chelsea pay goal bonus anyone have a clue?

        1. x.jim.x
          • 11 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Differs player to player

          1. g40steve
            • 8 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            Rough guess?

            1. Deulofail
              • 10 Years
              2 years, 1 month ago

              get out of jail free card

            2. x.jim.x
              • 11 Years
              2 years, 1 month ago

              I remember Zlatan was getting summat like £50k per goal for us for the first 5, then £100k for the next 5, £150k for the next 5, etc...

        2. Pat Bonner
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          It’ll have nothing to do with goal bonus. Players don’t care about that when on 200k a week

          1. Deulofail
            • 10 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            Why would they have it in their contract then?

          2. x.jim.x
            • 11 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            Footballers famously do not care about money, it's true

      • Mom, Butters just gave me a…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 4 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        What is the story with Chelsea players and their shiddy hair styles anyway?

        Only KDB has an even shiddier hair dresser.

        1. x.jim.x
          • 11 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Feel like all of City's players have tragic lids - Foden, Grealish, Haaland...

          Except Rodri - now THERE'S a haircut you can set your watch to.

          1. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 4 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            Yeah. They are all tragic.

            Wayne Rooney is still the benchmark.

            1. x.jim.x
              • 11 Years
              2 years, 1 month ago

              Skinhead Rooney was arguably the best player the league has ever seen

              1. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 4 Years
                2 years, 1 month ago

                The hair transplant then ruined or rooneyd his career.

            2. Ted Bovis
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              2 years, 1 month ago

              Big Ronaldo says hold my beer!

      • Botman and Robben
        • 9 Years
        2 years, 1 month ago

        We want 5 Cole!!!

        1. Dthinger
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 9 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          So, he's got one with his left foot, one with his right, one with his head, and one penalty. What body part would you like him to score with now?

          1. Botman and Robben
            • 9 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            The right knee.

        2. jacob1989
          • 4 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          I remember aguero getting 5 in a game. And berbatov.
          In the cl, haaland

      • MJF
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Who has a worse neck tattoo: Mudryk or Cody Rhodes?

          1. RICICLE
            • 3 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            Ederson says hi

          2. BUZZBOMB ♡
            • 11 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            Craig Sibbald at Dundee Utd's scare me

        • Ady87
          • 12 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Embarrassing from Chelsea that. He doesn’t miss, he’s the taker and he’s in for golden boot. The other lads shouldn’t be within a country mile of it.

          1. Mom, Butters just gave me a…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 4 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            A lad wouldn't behave like that.

        • RamboRN
          • 14 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Wonder what the odds were for Cole palmer to be top scorer at the start of the season

          1. jacob1989
            • 4 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            Probably 1000/1

        • Stranger Mings
          • 5 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Anyone bb34 with palmer plus 2 defenders?

        • jonnybhoy
          • 13 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Henderson over Pickford for GW34 then?

          1. Botman and Robben
            • 9 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            yeah

        • Mom, Butters just gave me a…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 4 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Wobbly CS for Gusto.

        • Jon Snow
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Can't wait for Palmer to drop a stinker in 35 and 37 when I captain him

        • g40steve
          • 8 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Chilly on
          Cassiday on

          1. g40steve
            • 8 Years
            2 years, 1 month ago

            Palmer & Muddy off

        • Deulofail
          • 10 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Man City players scoring well this season https://prnt.sc/vD2TumpAE05b

        • Cilly Bonnolly
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          BOOOOOOOOO!!!

        • F4L
          • 11 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          salah can breath easy now, record stays intact

        • ViperStripes
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          3 way Golden boot fight now, anyoen dare drop Haaland, Watkins or Palmer for DGW?

        • Vinyl78LP
          • 16 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          Boooo.... Poch out.

        • KeanosMagic
          • 4 Years
          2 years, 1 month ago

          As a Palmer non captainer, thank fk he's gone off