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  1. The Knights Template
    • 12 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    He looks like a movie star!

    1. BUZZBOMB ♡
      • 10 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Another too much of a similarity to me lol!

      1. The Knights Template
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        He’s Ryan Gosling’s older brother!

    2. panda07
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Like an oldish Ryan Gosling! The housewives in the East End will be impressed!

      1. The Knights Template
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        This is exactly, exactly what I was thinking!

        1. panda07
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          1 year, 6 months ago

          Excuse me while I go and watch the Notebook and weep repeatedly!

          1. The Knights Template
            • 12 Years
            1 year, 6 months ago

            He may well be doing that next season!

    3. bitm2007
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Snooker player to me. Ronnie mk2

      1. The Knights Template
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        Julen Lopetegui, man of a thousand faces!

    4. Mirror Man
      • 1 Year
      1 year, 6 months ago

      50% young Gary Neville 50% old Philip Neville.

      1. The Knights Template
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        The Mighty Mentaculus is looking for you.

        1. Mirror Man
          • 1 Year
          1 year, 6 months ago

          What have I done now?

          1. The Knights Template
            • 12 Years
            1 year, 6 months ago

            He has sandwiches.

            1. The Mentaculus
              • 4 Years
              1 year, 6 months ago

              They're ready! I was extra-industrious & nimble-fingered among the blueberry bushes this morning and managed to prepone the party.

              Email kurt-grohl@gmx.com for your invite to the land of jam

              1. The Mentaculus
                • 4 Years
                1 year, 6 months ago

                * It's another forum that we're on with some posters from here, some who've abandoned this place. Sort of organised around FPL but with a lot more off-topic stuff. I can tell you more about it in the email

                1. The Knights Template
                  • 12 Years
                  1 year, 6 months ago

                  And we’re definitely not making a wicker man!

  2. Pipermaru
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Hey, I've just invented great metaphor: "All the world's a stage”. And all the men and women merely players".

    1. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Football players?

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Nice one William.

      1. The Knights Template
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        William Shakesjoustingstick?

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          1 year, 6 months ago

          Close, Shakesjoustingspear

    3. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      You know someone said that the world's a stage and each of us must play a part
      Fate had me playing in love with you as my sweetheart
      Act one was where we met
      I loved you at first glance
      You read your lines so cleverly and never missed a cue
      Then came act two, you seemed to change, you acted strange
      And why I've never known
      Honey, you lied when you said you loved me
      And I had no cause to doubt you
      But I'd rather go on hearing your lies
      Than to go on living without you
      Now the stage is bare and I'm standing there
      With emptiness all around
      And if you won't come back to me
      Then they can bring the curtain down

      1. Andy_Social
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        And I did it
        MYyyyyyy Wayyyyy

      2. RedLightning
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        Are you lonesome tonight?

        1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
          • 10 Years
          1 year, 6 months ago

          Yes, and horny

  3. The Knights Template
    • 12 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Would any other EPL managers make it in Hollywood? David Moyes would make a fine goggle-eye’d thespian, providing much needed competition for Steve Buscemi!

    1. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      I’m convinced Unai Emery could play the Penguin!

      1. Santi sensei
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        or Loki's doppelgänger

      2. panda07
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        He'd make a great Dracula also "Good ebening, I vant to suck your blood"!

    2. Mirror Man
      • 1 Year
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Pep Guardiola would make a fine Cyrus Grissom!

      1. The Knights Template
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        Cyrus the Virus sounds better the Pep the Strep! Huzzah!

        1. NZREDS
          • 12 Years
          1 year, 6 months ago

          Lolol

    3. Deulofail
      • 9 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Wasn’t Arteta an extra in the Lego Movie?

    4. x.jim.x
      • 11 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Not PL anymore but Kompany was brilliant as Megamind

  4. NZREDS
    • 12 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    All quiet on the western front for the off season here but I thought I’d pop in to say footballs coming home!

    1. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Gosford!

      1. NZREDS
        • 12 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        Bogle for a late call up? Have been ‘reading’ about him!

  5. Conners
    • 6 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Seeing as it's so quiet, does anyone fancy sharing their Euro 24 teams?

    Here's my Sun Dreamteam draft, with 2 or 3 punts...

    Dubravka
    Cancelo - DiMarco - Maehle
    Bellingham - Gundo - Calhanoglu - Szoboszlai
    Kane - Mbappe - Havertz

    1. Dubem_FC
      • 10 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      This is nice. Maehle first choice?? And who's your captain??

    2. Conners
      • 6 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      Pretty sure Maehle is as nailed as it gets.

      Going with 'Max Captain' chip in round one, so will automatically get the highest scoring player as captain

  6. White Pony
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 7 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    That win % at Real Madrid is scary!

    1. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      I used to watch Skull Murphy back in the day with mine Nanna on her black and white TV. Tis a true story!

  7. The Knights Template
    • 12 Years
    1 year, 6 months ago

    Will there eve be an FPL Netflix series? I hope so.

    1. The Knights Template
      • 12 Years
      1 year, 6 months ago

      The guy who did Best in Show should be commissioned to make the mockumentary.

      1. Berkshire Hafaway-Line
        • 5 Years
        1 year, 6 months ago

        Helmet totem time

        1. The Knights Template
          • 12 Years
          1 year, 6 months ago

          Tis Ned!

          1. panda07
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            1 year, 6 months ago

            Kelly or Ryerson?

            1. The Knights Template
              • 12 Years
              1 year, 6 months ago

              Flanders!