634x258 Preamble
9 May 2015 1163 comments
Mark Mark
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This has been a week of tough decisions.

You won’t be surprised to know, however, that despite being charged to make a choice that would contribute to the selection of my Government, my most troublesome dilemma has been my Fantasy line-up.

While I successfully pencilled a cross and popped my vote into a ballot box without any real degree of anxiety, I know that my final decision this morning will be riddled with doubt and concern for what is to follow.

I can choose the wrong Government, but God help those around me if I sell Eden Hazard and he scores.

Even now, I’m not clear on what route to take. Like so many other Fantasy managers, I find myself at the mercy of Jose’s whims and Chelsea’s motivation. They return from the beach, stinking of Factor 10, to compete for pride against a Liverpool outfit somehow still within reach of a Champions League spot. I’m struggling to recall a more uncertain scenario.

Having decided a week ago that it would be Raheem Sterling and Philippe Coutinho for the chop, suddenly things have been turned on their head by United’s stuttering run of defeats and the Chelsea unknowns.

Liverpool have to score at Stamford Bridge. Chelsea just have to put on a show for their supporters. Just how that’s going to transpire in terms of results and Fantasy points is anyone’s guess.

Most of us will have had somewhere between four and six players in that contest going into today’s deadline. We now have to deal with those players and make trades that will earn us profit, all against a backdrop of such confusion.

I’m fearful about the prospect of swapping out Hazard. Troubled about spending four points just to acquire Arsenal assets that will likely be rotated over the next three Gameweeks. Apprehensive that any investment in Sunderland will be fruitless.

As a 43-year-old family man, I should find time to consider what Thursday’s result will mean for my country and my loved ones.

I’ll promise to do that once I’ve decided if Jack Wilshere’s worth a punt.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Baines on Toast...
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Two sunderland players in my XI πŸ˜€

  2. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    The FPL site that said Solanke would start, he's source: chelsea fans posted it πŸ˜†

  3. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Lol i read Coward and Holeman instead of U know. πŸ˜›

  4. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I had a dream that Coleman will have 2 assists today. 😯

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Chill. Just a dream. πŸ˜†

    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I had a dream about licking bald men's heads and stroking rusty spoons.

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        The truth is, there is no spoon

        1. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          So, what he was stroking was... 😯

          1. Your Mum's Athletic
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            giggity

      2. A.T
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        What happened next? πŸ˜€

        1. Piggs Boson
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          A dragon sat on my back and I flew him around a mountain made of cloud.

          1. Camp No No
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            And then... don't tell, you were stuck in a closet with Vanna White?

          2. A.T
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            a bald Welsh man will score today. Shelvey would be my guess.

      3. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Was this man purple?

        1. Piggs Boson
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Don't be silly

      4. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        So, let's make you an appointment for psychiatrist.

    3. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Jagielka 2 goals ?

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Nope, sorry πŸ˜€

    4. noMoreInternationalBreaks
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      i had a dream a while ago where i saw gerrard had scored on teletext. so i put a fiver on him for fg. he scored first and second and i got double the odds ha ha think he was 13/2 so i got 13/1

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        I one had a dream about Kun scoring against Spurs (last season I think, not sure) and I captained him and he had like 2 goals or so.

        1. money face bandwagon
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Haha u dont have to dream that to happen

        2. Quinny___
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          I onve dreamed messi would score and.... he did πŸ˜‰

  5. Blue Moon Rising
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Lost at end of last page:

    A) Benteke and Cazorla

    Or

    B) Aguero and Siggy

    1. mipola
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      A

    2. Punty
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      B of course.. Aguero + anyone is better than any other combination you can come up with

      1. Sly Fly
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Aguero + My Mum versus Natalie Portman and Miranda Kerr πŸ™‚

        1. Ziro Becomes One
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          ????

          1. Camp No No
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            It's like, which would you rather have. I know what my choice would be. Regardless of what his mum looks like.

        2. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Throwing your mum under the bus like that is so deeply immoral that I give you plus 1 for that.

  6. Camp No No
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Oh damn! 0 of my Everton and Sunderland players starting!

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      which ones did you get?

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        None of them. πŸ˜€ Sorry for the lousy pun.

        1. Ziro Becomes One
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Wont reply next time to any of your posts/ πŸ™‚

          1. Camp No No
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            I guess that's fair play.

    2. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Or how I should put is that I have 0 starters in that match.

      As I have no players from either of these teams. πŸ™‚ Waiting for the good teams to start playing.

      1. Pariße
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Knew it πŸ™‚

  7. drughi
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    panti and pva on bench cue goal less draw

    1. Baines on Toast...
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      lukaku pens is asking for a panti save, still started kasper though

      1. Pariße
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Yes please. It's about time I my GK gets a penalty save.

    2. Norco
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      This is the last time im going rotating keepers. Had one keeper until January WC which was great and no stress. Got two keepers on WC and been painful since

    3. Sleep Talk
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Bound to end in tears, I started Krul over Panti, Newcastle need to step up their defence for me today..

  8. Heels_Over_Head
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Guess it's not a good day for shirt #11

    Mirallas and AJ, both with #11, on the bench

    1. Whazza
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      😯 breaking news

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        broken

  9. Sleep Talk
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I just don't hope my dream of Chris Brunt scoring five goals today comes true, Newcastle can't surely be that dire? On the other hand, it is Chris Brunt, who can really stop him?

  10. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Benteke hat-trick 28/1 worth a quid

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      that's a lot of beer for a quid

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        lots of beer if you've put a fiver on it πŸ˜‰

    2. Pariße
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      WHU cleanie

    3. Whazza
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      West Ham are solid and BFS said they will focus on defence since they aren't scoring goals. Can see it being a 0-2 goal game..

    4. stephenl15
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      My captain

    5. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Yes

    6. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      benteke won't do as well as last week. bookmark this.

      1. Hanked
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Hardly a bold statement, he scored a brace last week.

    7. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Nice

      1. Rains of Castamere
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Tekkers fail this week and then SOT (A) next week. Think his purple patch has gone.

        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          has burnley (h) last gameweek.

        2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          πŸ™‚ ok

    8. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Cue W.Ham cleanie yes, who do they have to man-mark Benteke?

  11. Game of Stones
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Did Skrtel & Kane -> Morgan & Benteke (-8) last night.

    What have I done....?

    1. Pariße
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      haha imagine doing this in december.

    2. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Skrtel & Kane -> Morgan & Benteke (-8)

    3. Spike ⚽️
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Blown it πŸ˜‰

    4. TheCurseOfRaheem
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Oh dear...

    5. Norco
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Not too bad really. Set you up for GW38 as well.

    6. Punty
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Wow.. Wouldn't have done it for free..

    7. Game of Stones
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Hopefully it pays off, felt like having some fun. Have a 100 point lead in my ML πŸ˜€

    8. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      A FPL suicide?

  12. Daniel Exeter
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    On a stag do in Newcastle this weekend. John Carver just led the entire Newcastle squad on a walk around Quayside. That's management at its finest.

    All fairness, was quite good to see them all walking around, saying hello, etc.

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      fascinating

      genuinely riveted by this team

      good luck to them

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      the'll win today. bookmark this.

    3. A.T
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      He should've taken them down the Bigg Market last night. πŸ˜‰

    4. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      But there is rarely anyone hanging around at the quayside to interact with!

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        You kidding Gink?

        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          At this time!

          Quayside is next to the blinking eye right?

          1. Gnu
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            😯

  13. Rabbinton
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    What ml lead would you feel is safe after this gw? 40? 50?

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      75

      1. Rabbinton
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Seems high, but that would be nice

    2. Norco
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      50

    3. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I clawed back a 109 point deficit at this stage last season so anything is possible

    4. Pariße
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Depends on the players. My rival is 30pts clear, but only has 1 DGW player with no chance of getting Sanchez without a hit, I have 5 already.

    5. Rabbinton
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      I won't start counting my chickens yet

  14. Rains of Castamere
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    What time roughly does the game finish updating?

    1. Red Devil Swede
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Roughly just before 1 PM

      1. Red Devil Swede
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        That's 12 GMT

  15. beric
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I did fab and sterling to Gomez and Sanchez with gru(c) and no Silva. I'm screwed, good luck to the rest of you

    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Good luck mate.

  16. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I may bench Hazard next week. Cambiasso -> Gomez and Henderson -> 6.0m punt

  17. Baines on Toast...
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Reading this preamble has me worried about selling Sterling & Cout. But at the same time, Terry & Ivan don't care about putting on a show - they care about stopping the oppositiona at all costs.

  18. Sleep Talk
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Game is updated! Time to set that DGW lineup. πŸ˜€

  19. BigManBakar
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Updated.

  20. Egg noodle
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    ========================================
    ========================================
    ========= 😎 FPL UPDATED 😎 ==============
    ========================================
    ========================================

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      How long did you wait with this one? πŸ™‚

      1. Egg noodle
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Almost 10 minutes πŸ˜€

    2. Demí
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      9 seconds too late!

  21. stephenl15
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    updated

  22. Whazza
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Today is a sad day for number 9's around the world..

    Kone and Fletcher are both on the bench πŸ™

  23. Punty
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Very high amount of weird transfers and hit this week... end of season panic?

    1. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      If not now, when?

  24. Blue Moon Rising
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Downing or Siggy for the rest of the season?

    1. Pariße
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Downing is horrible, Siggy hs bad fixtures. I advise you to look elsewhere.

  25. Ziro Becomes One
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I did Henderson to Sanchez. Just know that Henderson is going to score a pen. Am hoping Sanchez justifies himself to me over the next week's games. πŸ™

  26. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    6 DGW players 😯

    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Who?

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Panti PVA Gomez Koscielny Sanchez Giroud

        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          ooo nice

      2. Whazza
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Him I guess

        1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          lol yeah i guessed that much

  27. Game of Stones
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    In addition to: Did Skrtel & Kane -> Morgan & Benteke (-8) last night.

    Just saw that my rival did Kane -> Benteke (-4) as well πŸ˜€

    1. money face bandwagon
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Mean u are 4pts worse off

      1. Game of Stones
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Not bad when I had a 100 point lead before this week.

    2. Ruth_NZ
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      You are both nuts. But you are doubly nuts. πŸ˜€

      1. Game of Stones
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Haha πŸ˜›

  28. Rains of Castamere
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Cripes. My ML rival has done a -8 to bring in Grealish, Jagielka and Benteke (c) with no Arsenal or Sunderland players in their squad.

    I'm Kun (c) with Sanchez, Bellerin, Giroud, Vardy differentials. Come on Gooners.

  29. Jebiga
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Gru hatty would be insane πŸ˜€

    1. Game of Stones
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Indeed it would!

    2. Whazza
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      He's not explosive

    3. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Can see it as well πŸ™

  30. Numb
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Draft League with no auto subs. Which one to bench?

    A. Graham (starting)
    B. Remy
    C. Young

    Thanks