Moving Target

Scout Report – Gerard Deulofeu

Everton’s second maneuver in this summer’s transfer market finds a familiar face returning to Goodison Park, with Barcelona winger Gerard Deulofeu penning a three-year deal. The 21-year-old La Masia graduate reportedly turned down more lucrative offers to team up with Toffees boss Roberto Martinez once again, after spending the 2013/14 Premier League campaign on loan at Goodison Park.

Speaking to the club’s official site, Martinez confirmed that Everton have already acquired their two main targets – having earlier snapped up Tom Cleverley from Manchester United – before talking up the winger’s talents for the season ahead:

“It was always our intention to work extremely hard behind the scenes to get some really good business done early on during the transfer window. Our objective was to secure Tom and Gerard as quickly as we could and I’m really pleased this is exactly what we’ve done. We are getting an even more mature player now than he was a couple of seasons ago and a player who considers Everton as home. This is why we are incredibly excited to have him back here on a permanent basis and to encourage him to grow, develop and mature his enormous talent.”

The History

Born in Riudarenes (a Catalonian community), Deulofeu enrolled in Barcelona’s youth academy at just nine years old. Following eight years of training, the fleet-footed wide man earned his senior debut for the Barcelona B team in March 2011, before being called up to the full squad a month later.

Deulofeu made his first league outing for the full side in October 2011, coming on for Cesc Fabregas in a 5-0 drubbing of Mallorca. Aside from being afforded one further appearance in the 2012/13 campaign, the Spain international plied his trade with the second team, netting 18 times in the Segunda Division – boosting his tally to 27 goals and six assists in 68 appearances.

The next stop in Deulofeu’s development would be a season-long loan deal to Everton. He got off to the perfect start on Merseyside, scoring in a 2-1 home victory over Stevenage in the League Cup, though his first league strike took a little longer to materialise, arriving in a 4-0 win over Stoke City in late November. Although a hamstring injury in December sidelined him for five weeks, Deulofeu still managed to record three goals and four assists in just 900 minutes pitch time (spread out over 25 league outings) during his stay.

Deulofeu was granted a first-team berth at Barcelona in the following pre-season, ruling out a second loan spell at Everton. However, Barca boss Luis Enrique experienced a change in heart and accepted a one-year loan proposal from fellow La Liga outfit Sevilla. Deulofeu failed to nail down a starting berth with Los Rojiblancos and was subsequently named in Marca’s Worst Team of the Season, despite still managing to record one goal and six assists in 17 league outings. Indeed, Deulofeu served up nine assists across all competitions for Sevilla last season – no team-mate managed more.

Deulofeu has been a regular starter for Spain at every level of the youth system yet has only earned a single cap for the senior outfit. He was named as the Golden Player of the U19 Euros, having bagged two goals en route to the trophy.

The Prospects

It’s something of an understatement to suggest that competition for places is strong on the flanks for Everton. Whether Martinez chooses to roll out a 4-1-4-1, 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1 set-up, he has the likes of Leon Osman, Aiden McGeady, Kevin Mirallas, Steven Pienaar, Ross Barkley and Steven Naismith all offering options out wide. With reports also suggesting that Martinez could return to Tottenham to snap up Aaron Lennon on a permanent deal, there’s a great deal of uncertainty over his preferred starting XI ahead of the new campaign.

Although Deulofeu’s inability to earn regular starts at Sevilla would appear to run contrary to Martinez’s assertions, he did, regardless, post some impressive statistics. No Everton midfielder accrued more than three assists last term, yet the Spaniard notched six in just 780 La Liga minutes. Furthermore, he fashioned a chance for his team-mates on average every 55.7 minutes, which far outstrips any of the mainstays in the Toffees’ midfield, and could boost Romelu Lukaku’s points potential as the lone striker.

Given that – aside from Mirallas – no Everton midfielder scored more than two league goals last season, it’s obvious why Martinez is looking for new faces in this area. The fact that Deulofeu has already played under Martinez should render any settling-in period redundant and afford the new boy the chance to hit the ground running, though his classification may ultimately determine how we view his prospects. The Spaniard was listed as a forward in Fantasy Premier League last time around and a similar scenario would ensure that he remains off our radars, given that he’ll be utilised out wide by Martinez.

Although a relatively kind price is anticipated – around 5.5 to 6.5 – in order to arrive on our radars, Deulofeu needs to be listed as a midfielder and nail down a regular role for the Merseysiders.

Certainly, the opening schedule will allow us time to assess the lay of the land. After a kind opening home clash with Watford, Martinez’ men face all of last season’s top eight in addition to a trip to West Brom over the following nine matches, suggesting that most Fantasy managers will be more than willing to hold fire on Everton coverage until the fixtures smile kindly from Gameweek 11 onwards.

Further Reference

Gerard Deulofeu Wikpedia Page

Gerard Deulofeu Transfer Markt Page

Gerard Deulofeu YouTube Highlights

800 Comments Post a Comment
  1. Jafooli
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 3 hours ago

    12/13 - 2.4m players
    13/14 - 2.7m
    14/15 - 3.2m

    How many people do you think will be playing FPL in 10 years time and 20 years time?

    Great article btw...

    1. Konig Luther
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      5.1m and 5.9m

    2. the cromulent one
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      I think those numbers are more than a little misleading. Dead teams make up a huge portion of the total. Growth in comitted or casual players is fine, but growing the number of players who give up after a few weeks is nothing to be proud of.

    3. Rum Ham
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      10 years time I suspect around 5 million.

      20 years time I feel the numbers will decrease after Fantasy Kabbadi takes the world by storm.

    4. 1892
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      I think the real answer is nobody knows, it might not even be a thing in 20 years.

    5. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      It was much higher than your 13/14 figure. Surpassed 4 million.

  2. Rum Ham
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 3 hours ago

    Best pie?

    1. Jafooli
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      Beef & Guiness....

    2. 1892
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      The good old steak and ale

    3. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      Steak and Kidney

    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      Steak and mushroom reduction, with shallots.

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 hours ago

        Also Scottish Mutton pies ... 😀

        1. Jafooli
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 3 hours ago

          A classic.....I used to eat them in a roll 😀

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 3 hours ago

            Blimey!!! 😆

            Greeeat greeedy guts!!! 😉

            1. Jafooli
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 3 hours ago

              Whilst watching Partick Thistle in the rain 🙂

              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 3 hours ago

                Ah, well - you're forgiven. Obviously. 😀

                  1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 14 Years
                    9 years, 3 hours ago

                    😆

    5. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      Meat and Potato pie, Butter pie, Rhubarb pie....in that order...

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 3 hours ago

        Meat Pie, sausage roll
        C'mon Oldham, giss'a goal! 😉

        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 hours ago

          Indeed. Hope there are plenty of them this season from the latics

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 2 hours ago

            😀

            1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 2 hours ago

              its about time we got out of that division 😀

              1. Rum Ham
                • 9 Years
                9 years, 2 hours ago

                If this is the case sadly for Oldham I fear it'll be going the wrong way.

                1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 2 hours ago

                  I have my fears as well, fairly happy with who we have brought in so far this season. The fact we have brought in a manager who was coach of Sunderland youth is rather concerning though.

                  1. Rum Ham
                    • 9 Years
                    9 years, 2 hours ago

                    Yeah can't say I know anything about your manager, seems an underwhelming appointment but honestly he could surprise us all. Just feel you're the least equipped of the Greater Manchester lot. Looking forward to your visit on the 29th August.

                    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                      • 12 Years
                      9 years, 2 hours ago

                      Not as bad as Stockport though!!! No money and a chairman who ideally wants to sell isn't great. Went with the cheapest option of manager no doubt but who knows he might turn out to be great.

                    2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                      • 12 Years
                      9 years, 2 hours ago

                      Very impressed with your transfer dealings so far getting Pope looks like a coup.

                      1. Rum Ham
                        • 9 Years
                        9 years, 2 hours ago

                        Very true re: Stockport. We've signed two very good strikers for this level - just need to address the goalkeeper situation then I think we should fancy ourselves to hold our own in this league.

                      2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                        • 12 Years
                        9 years, 2 hours ago

                        Yeah think you guys will be fine this season. Is vibes still going in Bury?

                      3. Rum Ham
                        • 9 Years
                        9 years, 2 hours ago

                        I believe it closed a few years ago unfortunately, always had a good reputation amongst record enthusiasts.

                      4. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                        • 12 Years
                        9 years, 2 hours ago

                        Oh wait ignore me, its the rock now isn't it all been done up I remember going about a year ago

              2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 2 hours ago

                Indeed it is!

                There is a nice guy on here: Pork Pie Sausage Roll - you two should meet!

                1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 2 hours ago

                  I will let Smug Roberts know

    6. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      Yes, please.

    7. Gloria Kanchelskis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 hours ago

      Half and half - one half steak and onion, the other half cauliflower cheese.

      Delicious

    8. Bob.
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 2 hours ago

      In Thains Bakery in Aberdeen. Too good. They did a Lasgna Pie... I miss them!

    9. Jay_
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Pie mash and liquer !

    10. Je suis le chat
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      Phew, good bye Jack. I'm wondering what price will Cleverly be? Ridiculously, he could be the one if playing just in behind Lukaku.

      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 3 hours ago

        You trust Cleverly?

        1. Je suis le chat
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 3 hours ago

          He got 4 goals in the latter games of the season and Martinez loves him.

          1. Epic Fail
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 3 hours ago

            Martinez loving him doesn't mean he's gong to score goals though. He had a rare purpele patch lat few games of the season, but he's still Cleverly.

      2. Tommytour
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 3 hours ago

        Not even worth looking at Everton assets unless it's a GW1 then ditch thing

    11. Dušan Citizen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      http://prntscr.com/7meygu I like it 😀

      1. The Train Driver
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 hours ago

        Toure on bench seems wrong

        1. Dušan Citizen
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 3 hours ago

          He is old and lazy. 1 more year and he should leave. Thank him for everything he did, but lazy players like Nasri and Dzeko also have to go.

      2. Tommytour
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        Although they say City are in the hot seat for Pogba I can't see him not going Real or Barca, swap Pogba for Delph and I reckon that is what you will have although KDB is 50/50

        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 hours ago

          Agree, he will be at Barcalona I reckon

    12. Black Knights
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      Could be a good option once we've seen how they line up after a couple of months.

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 hours ago

        He was okay in Green Card. Down hill since then....

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 3 hours ago

          + 42.

    13. Ginkapo FPL
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      Might have to go with Sketchers.

      Times are hard

        1. Ginkapo FPL
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 3 hours ago

          Prefer timeless

            1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 3 hours ago

              They need to be green flash...

              1. Jafooli
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 2 hours ago

                Nah brown were mega rare......we're for squash rather than tennis.

                They were the same shoe apart from colour 😀

                1. Ginkapo FPL
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 2 hours ago

                  blue ones for Badminton.

                  1. Jafooli
                    • 12 Years
                    9 years, 2 hours ago

                    True...

                2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                  • 12 Years
                  9 years, 2 hours ago

                  I bought a pair of the green ones about 3 years ago to reminisce.... Amazing really as used to laugh about Dunlop green flash

                    1. Ginkapo FPL
                      • 12 Years
                      9 years, 2 hours ago

                      What ever happened to soles like that? I had a Nike pair with a really thin sole that were similar, so nice to run in.

    14. Darth
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      This company are undoubtably the best pie makers.

      http://www.pieminister.co.uk

      1. Rum Ham
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 3 hours ago

        Went the other week in Manchester. Got the venison number, with minted peas, crispy fried onions, shallots and gravy. Majestic.

        1. Darth
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 hours ago

          Heavenly, I like the free ranger. The mothership is awesome

          1. Rum Ham
            • 9 Years
            9 years, 2 hours ago

            Not had that yet, will give it a go next time I'm in town.

      2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 3 hours ago

        Think I will give them a try next time I am over

        1. Darth
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 hours ago

          If you love pie, you will love pieminister.

          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 hours ago

            I am sold.... I do love pies and just took a look and they do look delicious

            Over in August and will pay the one of the London restaurants a visit

      3. how now brown cow
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        In my pre-kids days when i got to some away games, I'd try and have a pie at every away ground I went to. Managed around 25-30 I guess.

        Wigan were the best....

    15. Dušan Citizen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      Serbian women's national basketball team won EuroBasket. 😀

      Fantastic. 😀

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        Congra

        1. Dušan Citizen
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          Fala

    16. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 3 hours ago

      Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, buy a Song for me
      I’m not sleepy and there is no place I’m going to
      Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, buy a Song for me
      In the jingle jangle morning I’ll come followin’ you

      Though I know that Anne Boleyn’s Stadium has returned into sand
      Vanished from my hand
      Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping
      My weariness amazes me, I’m branded on my feet
      I have no one to meet
      And the ancient empty pub’s too dead for dreaming

      Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, buy a Song for me
      I’m not sleepy and there is no place I’m going to
      Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, buy a Song for me
      In the jingle jangle morning I’ll come followin’ you

    17. how now brown cow
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 hours ago

      Is it the new season yet?

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        Nearly there ... 🙂

        1. how now brown cow
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 hours ago

          It is for you hammers!

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            9 years, 2 hours ago

            Yes ... Andorra's beyond me, right now ... 😀

    18. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 hours ago

      Hmm. He could the one providing assists for Lukaku

      1. Tommytour
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        Other way round 😉

        1. DGW blindness is for Kinnea…
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 2 hours ago

          Either way I think Lukaku will do well getting 20 goals and assists this season

          1. Tommytour
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 2 hours ago

            Still staring at me as GW1 Captain

    19. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 hours ago

      Is this guy an option... If I am honest don't know much about him

      http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11731/9897405?

      1. Tommytour
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        He's only 18 so will mainly be back up.

        Hot out there at the moment? I'm on hols currently 🙂

        1. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 2 hours ago

          He's 27, as said in the article.

          And he's quite mediocre.

          1. Tommytour
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 2 hours ago

            Lol

            Thought they said he was 18 on Sky Sports

          2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 hours ago

            Not an option then.... Hoping to find a 5m forward option

            1. Tommytour
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 2 hours ago

              Im def looking at Gomis but he will be more like 7m

              Wilson at Bournemouth may be your best bet but should be closer to 6

              Hoping to move Dubai way come September.

              1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                • 12 Years
                9 years, 2 hours ago

                Been up and down Abu dhabi 15 times the past month... Hate that drive

                1. Tommytour
                  • 13 Years
                  9 years, 2 hours ago

                  Cruise control

                  1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                    • 12 Years
                    9 years, 2 hours ago

                    Cruise control at 140 doesn't work when you have some numpty going 180/190 behind you....

                    Going slow on that road is even more dangerous...

                    I tend to go 150/160 slowing down for the cameras to 140 and pulling over when a nutter is behind...m

                    Sparingly that is the safest way I have found to drive that road...

                    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
                      • 12 Years
                      9 years, 2 hours ago

                      Scaringly

        2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 hours ago

          Article says he is 27?

          It was lovely last night... Nice breeze was outside having a BBQ...

          Will be back to bog standard 40 plus soon I expect..

          Can't wait to go on holiday am going first week August

    20. Dušan Citizen
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 hours ago

      Serbian men's national waterpolo team won World League. 😀 We are going to Rio 😀

      What a day and what a month for Serbian sport. 😀

    21. LOCO ABREU
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 hours ago

      U21 team for the final, first draft:


      Guerreiro-Oliveira-Augustinson
      Mario-Oliveira-Ricardo Pereira-Tibling-Silva
      Guideti-Cavaleiro

      Wc team

      1. Jafooli
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        Looks good Loco....I'm WC'ing also but gonna hit auto complete 😀

        1. LOCO ABREU
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 hours ago

          only from 2 teams to choose so autocomplete could work well 🙂

    22. LOCO ABREU
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 2 hours ago

      watch out this old u21 team from yuguslavia:

      Leković, Panadić, Brnović, Djukić, Mihajlović, Jarni, Novak, Savičević, Boban, Prosinečki, Šuker

      djukic,mihajlovic,jarni,savicevic,boban,prosinecki and suker in the same team!

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        Yup, Yugoslavia was a hellish sports power before it broke up. Had some awesome football teams and arguably were just coming to their best. Imagine if that Croatian golden generation played with the best of Serbia, Bosnia and Slovenia of that time.

    23. Gazj11
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 2 hours ago

      When does fantasy premier league start for next season?

      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        Parm...

        1. Gazj11
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 hours ago

          What does parm mean?

      2. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        Should be open early to mid July but there's a rumor going around saying it will be 4am next week some time 😉

        1. Gazj11
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 hours ago

          Ok thanks

          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 2 hours ago

            Ignore the rumour bit... That's just a running joke on here

      3. The Hindu Monkey
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        1st July. 4am. Fact.

        1. Gazj11
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 hours ago

          Not long then! Thanks

      4. Parm
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        This was posted earlier on the forums. 100% reliable.

        http://i.imgur.com/obtaHn2.png

        1. Gazj11
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 2 hours ago

          No mention of the date there.

          1. Parm
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 1 hour ago

            Yeah, i'd presume he means tonight/tomorrow morning.

            1. Feed tha Sheep
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 1 hour ago

              I'd say it'll only be a few hours now....

    24. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 2 hours ago

      Is anyone going to pick Konoplyanka if he signs for spurs as reported?

      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        Maybe...

      2. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        Maybe. Depends on price. I'm not very keen to have any Spurs players.

      3. LOCO ABREU
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        wait and see i think, not bad early fixtures for spurs though.

        1. LOCO ABREU
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 2 hours ago

          but good signing if true

    25. Nice to Finally Michu
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 2 hours ago

      I just wish I hadn't benched Siggy against United...

      1. The Hindu Monkey
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        It's prob time you moved on...

      2. Tommytour
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 2 hours ago

        Wish I didn't start with Young instead, cost me 4 points and missed Siggys score

    26. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 hour ago

      Fantasy football scout reaches a new low tonight....Pies and trainers !!.....sheesh.

      1. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        😆 The deadest zone.

      2. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Beetroot?

        1. Dr Dream
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          Nowt wrong with pickled Beetroot and pickled red cabbage. Sod the pie bit.

      3. Darth
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        What the hell is wrong with pies blasphemer?

      4. Art Vandelay
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        You moan about pies and trainers and then try to start a conversation about kebabs...

        1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          Took me a moment to get this...

          1. Art Vandelay
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 1 hour ago

            Pitta late than never

        2. Black Knights
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          Great character in your grav! Excellent comment too. Can only give one upvote though.

          1. Art Vandelay
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 1 hour ago

            Great film the royal Tenanbaums, or, as Larry would say, "pretty pretty good"

        3. Dr Dream
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          Haha...yeah...

    27. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 1 hour ago

      RIP Top Gear

      1. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        It was a good finale...I enjoyed that.

        1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          And me. Shame it's gone.

    28. Feed tha Sheep
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 hour ago

      Call who will have the most points this season for a defender midfielder and forward for the new season
      I'm going with

      1 Kos
      2 Sanchez
      3 Wazza

      1. LOCO ABREU
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        ivan
        haz
        aguero

      2. Home Run Baker
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Ivanovic
        Hazard
        Aguero

        Really going out on a limb there.

        1. Feed tha Sheep
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          Trying to mix it up

      3. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Terry
        Hazard
        Kun

      4. Black Knights
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Kos
        Mata
        Aguero

      5. The Pep Revolution
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Kos
        Hazard
        Aguero

      6. Tommytour
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Azpil if Luis leaves
        Silva
        Aguero

      7. Dušan Citizen
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Zabaleta
        Depay
        Aguero

      8. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Kos
        Fab
        Kun.

        It's all in the 3's!

    29. Zombie
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 hour ago

      Hercule Poirot is ______

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        A pie lover.

      2. JJO
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Dead?
        Is that a flat line?

      3. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        4:00 am.

        1. Black Knights
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          This.

      4. Van Klinkert Delarosa
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        reliable source.

      5. Zombie
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        No one about boots or FPL changes?

      6. In Like Flynn.
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Belgian.

      7. In Like Flynn.
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Fictitious/ short/ often has a side kick ex army/ etc etc.

      1. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        ?

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          Turan been in contact with a couple of clubs about moving away from Atletico

      2. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        All of the sudden, Liverpool is starting to look good for the next season.

        1. Tommytour
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          Not without a decent striker

          1. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 1 hour ago

            Studge? Firmino can do it too.

            1. Tommytour
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 1 hour ago

              Sure if Studge remains fit but Firmino isn't a natural prolific striker they need him supporting and Ings isn't the answer either

          2. LOCO ABREU
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 1 hour ago

            studge?

    30. Dr Dream
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 hour ago

      Rumour alert. Cabaye > Soton picking up a bit of press...http://www.newsnow.co.uk/h/Sport/Football/International+Stars/Yohan+Cabaye

      1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Would be a top notch signing for them..and fpl

      2. Black Knights
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        If he plays in an advanced role at one of half a dozen teams, he'd be a good £7m asset.

        1. Dr Dream
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          Very good. Even if he plays further back he was miles ahead of anybody for through balls and has set pieces.

          1. Black Knights
            • 12 Years
            9 years, 1 hour ago

            Yeah pivotal at Newcastle. Forgot about set pieces but very true. CPL were apparently interested last month, so let's hope something happens somewhere.

      3. Tommytour
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Good Morgan replacement and better FPL option

        1. Black Knights
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          Just not entirely like for like. Would be excellent though. I'd get him.

          1. Tommytour
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 1 hour ago

            Less defensive obviously, Mane is looking the most exciting Saints prospect but Cabaye would be more secure, he just needs spot kicks which could easily be possible.

            1. Camp No No
              • 10 Years
              9 years, 1 hour ago

              Should be his. All they need now is a decent striker.

              1. Camp No No
                • 10 Years
                9 years, 1 hour ago

                ...who's good in making runs behind the defences but known to be bad at penalties. 😀

                Get me that guy and add him with Cabaye to Southampton and Cabaye is in my team from GW1 and staying there.

                1. Tommytour
                  • 13 Years
                  9 years, 1 hour ago

                  J Rod?

                  1. Camp No No
                    • 10 Years
                    9 years, 1 hour ago

                    Alright, get in, Cabaye! 😀

                    1. Camp No No
                      • 10 Years
                      9 years, 1 hour ago

                      hmm... I realise what I did. I meant to welcome Dreamboat into my team. But I will cheer for him as well! 😀

      4. LOCO ABREU
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        for fpl would prefer him in a team whithout europa league.

    31. RASPUTIN
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 1 hour ago

      I actually blended delafeou and Oviedo into one young toffee Spanish lad...

    32. LOCO ABREU
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 hour ago

      do copa america have 3/4º place game?

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Yes.

        1. LOCO ABREU
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          cheers

    33. The Pep Revolution
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 1 hour ago

      Of all the new players coming into the premier league this summer, who are you most looking forward to seeing? Doesnt have to be someone who is confirmed, even players rumoured to be coming would do.

      1. Tommytour
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Depay being a Utd fan

      2. Camp No No
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Depay.

      3. Epic Fail
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Micah Richards

      4. Parm
        • 12 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Ramos 😉

        1. Lucy.
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 50 mins ago

          This!

      5. Dr Dream
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Vidal.

        1. Black Knights
          • 12 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          Yeah this if he comes.

          1. Dr Dream
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 55 mins ago

            Big if...

            1. Black Knights
              • 12 Years
              9 years, 51 mins ago

              Huge! But it'd be a real treat to see him here.

      6. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        James McClean.

      7. Dušan Citizen
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Depay. Shame he didn't sign for City.

    34. A La Pelle
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 hour ago

      Dimitri Payet.

    35. Gazpilicueta
      • 9 Years
      9 years, 1 hour ago

      do we know when barclays premier league fantasy opens up this year?

      1. In Like Flynn.
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        Mid Julyi-sh.

        1. Gazpilicueta
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          just cant get enough Fantasyfootball

          1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 1 hour ago

            Congrats. That's a big step, admitting your addiction. 😉

            1. Gazpilicueta
              • 9 Years
              9 years, 1 hour ago

              I just cant hold it in anymore.

      2. Forza
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 9 Years
        9 years, 1 hour ago

        4 AM tonight. If not then, 4 AM tomorrow night.

        1. Camp No No
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          Yeah, it's any day now, and it always is 4 AM.

        2. Gazpilicueta
          • 9 Years
          9 years, 1 hour ago

          really?! so i can maybe play with it tomorrow!?

          1. Camp No No
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 1 hour ago

            Better stay put too to get a good team id. That correlates well with the final position.