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2 July 2015 1108 comments
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After weeks of speculation, Southampton right-back Nathaniel Clyne became the sixth new face at Liverpool this summer, as Brendan Rodgers forges ahead with a major squad overhaul.

Discussing his long-mooted move to Merseyside with the club’s official website, the 24-year-old – who arrives in a reported £12.5m deal – cited the presence of Brendan Rodgers as crucial to his decision:

“As soon as Liverpool showed their interest in me, I was happy and just wanted the deal to go through. Everything went well, so I am happy. It’s a club that I like the way they play and their style. The gaffer has shown a lot of interest in me and this is a place where I can improve as a player, I think. It’s definitely a good opportunity to come here and try and fulfil my potential. He works with young players and helps them progress. I still think there is a lot to come from me and hopefully he can bring the best out of me. He’s said he can do one-on-ones with me if it helps and do individual training sessions. I’m looking forward to it. I am going to work hard to try and get myself into the team and be the best player I can be.”

The History

Clyne joined Crystal Palace’s youth system at the age of eight, eventually making his first-team debut nine years later in a Championship tie against Barnsley. The Stockwell-born defender recorded one goal and seven assists in 122 appearances across his four seasons with the Eagles, before signing a four-year deal with Southampton in the summer of 2012.

In his first season with the newly-promoted Saints, Clyne cemented the right-back berth and went on to feature in all but four of their league fixtures that term, tallying one goal and three assists in the process. The emergence of academy product Calum Chambers in the following campaign meant that Clyne had to share the right-back duties, limiting him to 25 league outings. Despite clocking 1,157 fewer minutes in the 2013/14 season, Clyne achieved a greater assist output (five) than the year before.

Chambers’ switch to Arsenal that summer paved the way for Clyne to nail down the right-back berth once more. He sat out just three league matches all season, serving up two goals and a pair of assists in 35 appearances and his performances earned him his first senior England cap in a Euro 2016 qualifier, against Slovenia on 15 November.

The Prospects

Clyne’s prospects may well be determined by Rodgers’ tactical set-up in the season ahead. The Liverpool manager primarily employed a back four in the final stages of the season, yet fielded three centre-backs in a 3-4-2-1 set-up for the majority of the campaign. Should the Reds’ boss revert to the latter formation – with Emre Can retained in central defence – Clyne’s Fantasy prospects would be heightened due to the wing-back role affording a greater license to bomb forward, though given Rodgers’ penchant for tinkering, there’d be no surprise if he switched between the two systems throughout the campaign.

Looking at the stats, Clyne’s attacking numbers aren’t the most impressive. He managed just 22 key passes (one every 151 minutes) and 19 attempts on goal (one per 174 minutes) which goes some way to explaining why he’s mustered just three goals and eight assists throughout his 94 top-flight appearances.

Instead, his arrival will afford the Merseysiders a greater resilience at the back. The right-back attempted more tackles (148) than any other defender in the Premier League last season and registered 75 successful challenges – put into perspective, Alberto Moreno was the nearest Liverpool defender on 42.

With Jon Flanagan sidelined for the long-term, Javier Manquillo unfavoured and Glen Johnson released after his contract expired, Clyne should offer the security of starts for any Fantasy manager chasing Reds defensive coverage. Although the Merseysiders placed in the middle of the pack with regards to goal conceded (48) last season, their clean sheet haul (14) ranked fourth in the league – just one shy of Southampton’s total. Furthermore, only Chelsea (208) and Manchester City (215) conceded fewer shots inside the box than Rodgers’ men (223) and Clyne’s arrival can be expected to remedy that further.

Pitched at an initial price of 5.0 last season, Clyne looks set to enter the 5.5–6.0 bracket, pitting him against centre-back Martin Skrtel for a place in our squads. The Slovakia international came in at 6.0 in last year’s Fantasy Premier League – having netted an astonishing seven times during the 2013/14 campaign – but failed to emulate that output last term, notching just one goal in 33 outings. Nonetheless, having renewed his contract, Skrtel’s threat from set-pieces and ability to pick up bonus points (he earned 25 last term, more than any other defender) arguably makes him the man most likely in Rodgers’ backline.

Liverpool’s opening fixtures are something of a mixed bag, though, with trips to Stoke, Arsenal and United in the first five perhaps proving enough of a deterrent, despite the fact that the Reds ranked joint-top with regards to shut-outs on the road (eight) last season. The Merseysiders do, however, have four excellent home clashes (BOU, WHM, NOR, AVL) which could well bring in the points, though with a raft of changes throughout the side, Rodgers may well need time to instil a little cohesion before they find their stride.

Further Reference

Nathaniel Clyne Wikipedia Page

Nathaniel Clyne Transfer Markt Page

Nathaniel Clyne YouTube highlights

  1. Railwayman
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    When can we expect the prices for the new season ?

    1. Licky
      • 13 Years
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      I wouldn't expect them at all, never certain if they feed them out early though apparently they've come out just beforehand of late. I think it depends on when FPL towers want the game out, if the want it earlier then I think they may not mess around with that and just get it done.

    2. A.T
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Nobody really knows but probably in the next couple of weeks.

    3. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Soon, very soon.

    4. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      When the game is released which should be around this time next week.

  2. The Pep Revolution
    • 14 Years
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    This wont happen but just out of interest, say FPL introduced a rule where you were only allowed one player from each team, who would you pick from each of the following:
    Chelsea
    Man City
    Arsenal
    Man United
    Liverpool

    Dont worry about formation or cost, just who would you prioritise from each team?

    1. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Fabregas then switch to Hazard
      Aguero
      Ozil then switch to Sanchez
      Mata
      Firmino

    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Chelsea - Hazard
      City - Kun
      Arsenal - Ramsey
      United - Rooney
      Pool - No One

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        Oof, that last one is harsh.

        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          Pool attackers were not kind to me last season and I haven't forgiven Skrtel for GW38

    3. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      -Hazard
      -Aguero
      -Sanchez
      -Smalling
      -Coutinho

      1. The Pep Revolution
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Smalling? Interesting choice to prioritise him over Rooney and Mata.

    4. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Hazard
      Aguero*
      Sanchez*
      Rooney
      Coutinho(?) but I'm not seriously interested in anyone at the moment.

      *Neither would be used until after Copa America recovery

      1. The Pep Revolution
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Close to what id go for but Firmino or Milner from Liverpool.

    5. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Only one for the entire season?

      Hazard
      Aguero
      Sanchez
      Rooney
      Milner

      If you can switch, but 1 at a time, I'd start with Fabregas, Silva and Ramsey/Walcott.

      1. Lucy.
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Ditto.

      2. The Pep Revolution
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Id go with the same. Id agree swapping them out for Silva, Fabregas and Ramsey would also be considered.

      3. ihateramsey2
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        why do people see milner as a fpl prospect?

    6. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Interestingly , we play this rule at work , but for the telegraph

      last year my team at end of the season was..

      Fabianski

      Schlupp Trippier PVA

      Mata Sterling Ramsey Haz

      Aggy Tekkers Kane

      Midfiled was a bit of a mess and I ran out of time to fix it , but dat defense ploughed in points in the final month.

      1. The Pep Revolution
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Really? It sounds interesting. I take ot aggy is Aguero, considering theres no other City player there? Its a quality defence. There midfield isnt bad either.

    7. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Hazard
      Aguero
      Sanchez
      Mata
      Sturridge

      1. The Pep Revolution
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Forgot about Sturridge. If he was fit he would be my choice from Liverpool.

    8. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Hazard
      Aguero
      Cazorla
      Mata
      Henderson

      1. The Pep Revolution
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Cazorla ahead of Sanchez and Ramsey? He certainly would be a good differential but not sure id pass on Sanchez for him.

    9. Shearer & Sutton
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Chelsea - Fabregas then switch to Hazard
      ManC - Aguero
      Arsenal - Ramsey
      ManU - Rooney
      Pool - Milner

  3. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Mame Diouf

    128 points last season, 1st choice CF at Stoke, likely to be surrounded by flair (Arnie, Bojan, Shaq) nice fixtures, should be 6-6.5

    could be a decent 3rd striker

    1. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Don't they also have a new striker though? Could be rotated.

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        could be, but not sure Joselu will be a threat initially

        I did say 1st choice, rather than nailed

        there is a difference

        1. The Nuttmxn
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
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          Was more referencing the could be a decent 3rd Striker, I need my third striker playing 90 every game he's fit.

    2. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      They've just bought Joselu, and Bojan can play up top.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        Yes, I'd be looking at Bojan if anyone from their front line.

      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        He can but I think Bojan is better as a number 10

        1. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
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          I don't think Joselu's been brought in to chill on the bench. He may even force Diouf wide.

    3. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Don't forget Crouch and Walters.

  4. TAG
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Balotelli to Stoke good bit of business reckon Mark 'the general' Hughes can get the best out of him.

    1. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Looks like a hoax. See Reinaman's post above.

      1. Lucy.
        • 12 Years
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        *previous page

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      If he goes to Stoke I will do something quite ludicrous. There is absolutely no chance Balotelli would go, if he does, I'm open to suggestions along the lines of eating my own hat. Eating a bag full of birds eye chillies, streaking, almost anything, he's not going.

      1. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Give up scotch eggs. For life.

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
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          Thats just evil, can't i just slam my ding a ling in the door?

          1. GreenWindmill
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
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            Just testing how strong your faith was 😉

  5. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
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    i've just seen a photo of Matt Damon with a nearly grown pony tail. I bloody hope it's not for the new Bourne film

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      *newly

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        Plus he doesn't do them anymore.

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          he's doing the next one.

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
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            Are you joking?

            1. internal error
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
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              nope. But i'm wondering whether he's been recast as the lead female role, given his new hairstyle

              1. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
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                Martha Damon

                1. Woy
                  • 11 Years
                  10 years, 5 months ago

                  lol

              1. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                I thought it was buried after the last one.

        2. Billy Gilmore
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          They're making another one, that actually contains Bourne.

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Oh dear. Not a good move.

          2. The Light Knight
            • 14 Years
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            2 and 3 are solid but I'd have been happy if they'd left it at 1

            1. internal error
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Itv 2 must have set a record for the amount of times they've shown no. 2

              1. The Light Knight
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                I'd counter that with 4 showing Mr and Mrs Smith, at least Supremacy is enjoyable.

              2. Lucy.
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                Oh and 'About a Boy', one of the itv channels almost shows that on loop 😛

                1. Doolittle
                  • 13 Years
                  10 years, 5 months ago

                  I thought I was the only person who'd noticed it! It was a running joke in my house that you could guarantee About a Boy would be on ITV2 at least once a month

                  1. internal error
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 12 Years
                    10 years, 5 months ago

                    King Kong is another favorite of theirs

                    1. Doolittle
                      • 13 Years
                      10 years, 5 months ago

                      And American Pie.

                    2. Rupert The Horse
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      • 12 Years
                      10 years, 5 months ago

                      TCM play The Fugitive every single week. Which happens to be on ITV4 tonight.

                  2. Doolittle
                    • 13 Years
                    10 years, 5 months ago

                    It's as certain as Tyldesley mentioning "that night in Barcelona" when Utd play, the Snooker World Championship featuring clips/people reminiscing about the Taylor v Davis final, or a Liverpool fan mentioning "history" or "Istanbul" at least once in any football discussion.

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Matt Damon.

      1. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        I love Team America, but poor Matt Damon, constantly linked to something that has absolutely nothing to do with him.

        Funny though.

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          In a way, its so unfair. I have no idea why they picked on him in particular.

          But as you can probably tell, I'm not too hung up about it.

          1. Doolittle
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            I've heard before that they didn't intend to, but the puppet looked "special" so they just changed it so that he could only say his own name.

              1. Rupert The Horse
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                Nice, can't believe theres a back story, thanks for that.

    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Mattttt Dammmonnn

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Matt Damon.

    4. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Met Daaaymonnn

      1. Woy
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        MAaehhttt Deaaaeeeaaammmoonnnn

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Matt Damon.

      1. Hooky
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Are you on the cider again?

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          No, not today unfortunately. Well now you mention it, maybe.

      2. Woy
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        meht dehmeaan

  6. The Sarjeant
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    @GreenWindmill.

    Just my opinions on those films you posted.

    Exodus is utter crap. The trailer made it look awesome. I thought it was all about ancient Egypt and stuff. Only for it to turn out to be about religion. And it's utter boring. Do not watch it. You WILL regret it.

    Is Focus the same as Never Lose Focus with Will Smith? It's kind of a good film, but not the best, I did enjoy it. If you have the time, then I'd suggest to watch it. But it's not an amazing film.

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      matt damon?

      1. Woy
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        +1

    2. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      However, Focus does have Margot Robbie, who is amazing, so it by extension is amazing

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Margot Robbie......**drools**

        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          +1

        2. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          I can see the attraction. But I guess that's the point because she's not an earth-shattering actress.

          1. The Light Knight
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            If this was Salem, you would so be getting burned at the stake right now

          2. internal error
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
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            but would you?

            1. Lucy.
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              As I'm a heterosexual woman, no 😀

              1. internal error
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 12 Years
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                i'll take that as a yes 😉

                1. Lucy.
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 5 months ago

                  Er. How? 😛

                  1. internal error
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 12 Years
                    10 years, 5 months ago

                    matt damon

                    1. The Light Knight
                      • 14 Years
                      10 years, 5 months ago

                      Would you?

                      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 14 Years
                        10 years, 5 months ago

                        Matt Damon

                      2. Lucy.
                        • 12 Years
                        10 years, 5 months ago

                        Matt Damon? No waaaay.

                      3. internal error
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 12 Years
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                        how about Margot Robbie?

    3. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
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      Focus is that film, yes. I thought it was alright by it was too love-story orientated for me and the conman/woman aspect took shortcuts. I much prefer American Hustle for a modern conman movie, but I guess they were going for a different balance to the storyline.

      1. The Sarjeant
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        I hated American Hustle. Another film that was all hype but crap.

        1. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          You're kidding me? It was stunning. One of my fave films of 2013.

    4. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Ah, cheers Sarjeant, can't believe how many people have taken the time to give me their views! Sincerely appreciated 🙂

      1. The Sarjeant
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        I just didn't want to see you in any pain watching Exodus.

    5. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I thought Exodus trailer was crap enough to justify not seeing it.
      Glad my instincts are still intact.

      Saw Minions , with my little one at the weekend (but secretly excited too).
      Was disappointed , truth be told.

      1. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        Disappointed with Minions? Oh no, that will be one of my only chances to get to the cinema when my 3 year old insists I take her - was hoping for something great 🙁

        1. potatoace
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Its alright, kids will love it .
          I was expecting more , i guess , considering how funny the despicable me ones were.

      2. The Pep Revolution
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Have you seen Jurassic World?

        1. potatoace
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          no, but want to.
          looks good.

          Inside Out is out soon,
          my mate worked on that, looks funny as hell.

          1. potatoace
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            anyone seen interstallar ?
            is it any cop.
            heard mixed reviews ,

            1. The Pep Revolution
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Went to see it with a group, some of them said it was very good. However i found it boring. So its really up to the individual.

          2. The Pep Revolution
            • 14 Years
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            Jurassic World is very good, really enjoyed it.

  7. Hooky
    • 10 Years
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    Hold the front page!

    Ainsley Maitland-Niles has signed for Ipswich on loan for the season. I'd imagine Mick will stick him in the reserves as he has too much flair for us.

  8. Rupert The Horse
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    • 12 Years
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    Tomorrow I'm going on a journey of epic proportions. I'm up early for a very good cause, its going to be a real challenge but I'm focused and I've been looking forward to this day for quite some time; I'm going for 5 scotch eggs. Yes thats right, I'm really going for it, and this time it with the missus.
    However, my itinerary is not complete. I will be in north London and need some more recommendations, anywhere around there. So far I have;
    Southampton Arms (Jaffilicious)
    Holly Bush (Doolittle)
    I have also been to the Spaniards Inn and The Garden Gate.
    If you can think of any please do tell, if you can't, maybe some elsewhere in London. In that case we'll work hard in to the night.

    1. Licky
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      So is this like a pub crawl, but for Scotch Eggs?

      Matt Damon.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        Ahaha, thats the perfect scenario for the use of Matt Damon.

    2. The Sarjeant
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      Your scotch egg posts make me laugh every time.

      I can just imagine a horse, outside a pub, eating a scotch egg, with a little clipboard taking notes and trotting off to the next pub!

      1. The Sarjeant
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        And you make it sound so epic every time!

      2. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        Ha, I just burst out laughing. The clip board bit is such an image.

        1. The Sarjeant
          • 12 Years
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          And wearing like a white lab coat type thing, when a blue pen in the pocket.

      3. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        That reminds me of one of my favourite Karl Pilkington moments, from his diary:
        "Read about a pub which is gettin' some stick coz its stopped a horse goin' in. It's been the horse's regular for ages, but some new owners have taken over the pub and they said they're servin' fresh food and don't want a horse in there anymore"

        Steve and Ricky cracking up reading it gets me every time (may be a clip online somewhere).

        1. The Sarjeant
          • 12 Years
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          I adore Karl.

    3. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
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      Good lord, you know how to show a woman a good time 😉 Scotch eggs? What a lucky thing 😉

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        Completely forget how much I like them, she likes them more. In the Princess Victoria we ordered one each (they are big). I popped to the toilet just as they arrived (just a number 1). I came back and she had egg yolk around her mouth and a guilty look on her face. "Sorry" she said, and I had to order another.

        1. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Hahahahahaha. Amazing 😀 Sounds like something I'd do to my fiancé.

    4. The Sarjeant
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      If you need recommendations, I heard Tesco Express do a good one.

      1. The Sarjeant
        • 12 Years
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        This is a joke btw.

    5. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
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      I cannot confirm that The Holly Bush even serve scotch eggs, let alone whether they're good. Great pub though.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
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        Oh, thought you did, I'll ring ahead first.

        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          check that horses are welcome

        2. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
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          Recommend having a pint there if you're in the area anyway.

          They won't know what's going on when they get a call to ask whether they serve scotch eggs.

        3. The Sarjeant
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          Your going to ring a pun to see if they serve scotch eggs? Phone call of the year!

          1. The Sarjeant
            • 12 Years
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            Pub*

          2. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
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            Yeah they often crack up. It is quite a funny question, especially when I ask them if the yolk is runny.

    6. A.T
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      There's one here on Highgate rd.

      http://www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/foodanddrink/london-best-scotch-eggs-7487886.html

      🙂

      1. A.T
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        The article is 3 yrs old though 😀

      2. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        I've heard about their scotch eggs before actually, might be competition for The Spaniards.

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Blimey.

      3. The Sarjeant
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Rupert wrote that.

        1. The Sarjeant
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Anything written to do with scotch eggs, Rupert wrote.

        2. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Ahaha.

      4. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Ah yes of course, Ive been racking my brains trying to remember. Top man, thanks.

    7. 32chickens
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      The bull and last nw5
      Checkout
      Time out guide to london scotch eggs
      Yes it exists!!

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Ridiculous, thanks. Im going to eat you babies,

  9. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Rupert's quest for Scotch Eggs has to be one the greatest things to have hit an FFS summer break

    1. The Sarjeant
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Aye!

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I've never eaten a scotch egg **runs for the door**

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Im in tears, your gravs are so topical.

    3. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Although my heart hurts a little bit, its worth it.

    4. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      It reminds me of the Guardian comment section during Euro 2012, a guy made his own tournament using beers from each country. So he used the real groups and had a beer knockout competition, rating them and determining a winner.

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Ahaha.

  10. Doolittle
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Bahahaha another great grav Internal Error.

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      +1

      Maaattt Daaammmoonnnnn

  11. The Sarjeant
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Rupert could have his own TV show.

    The Great British Scotch Egg Quest.

    You could also wrote a novel about your epic journey.

    1. The Sarjeant
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Write*

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      And those who helped me. Could you imagine me explaining 'oh yeah so there was this dooliitle fella, although thats not his real name. He doesn't know much about scotch eggs but he know his London pubs, although he's from Liverpool, he like football but not Liverpool, the club I mean the city'
      'Oh and then theres the Serjeant, he helped, well he didn't make any suggestions but he talked to me about eggs and me being a horse with a clip board, well obviously Im not actually a horse but some people think I am.'

      1. The Sarjeant
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        LOOOOOL! Hahahahaha! That proper made me laugh!

        I'd love to give you some reccomendations, but I couldn't name one London pub. Actually, I guess they have a Weatherspoons, so there's one 😉

      2. Licky
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        So. You aren't really a horse?...? 😯

      3. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        When you said about us going on a pub crawl, are you actually just going to drag me on a scotch egg crawl?

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Don't know what you're talking about. Just regular pubs. Just your er, regular pint serving, sigh.

  12. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    so get this, I've just seen someone's theory on Twitter

    United have signings lined up but they're not going to announce anything until August 1st. Why?

    That's when the kit deal with Addidas starts and they don't want new signings to be paraded holding a shirt with a Nike logo.

    1. A.T
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      If they make a signing it has to be announced doesn't it? Stock market rules and all that.

    2. The Sarjeant
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      What about Depay though?

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        I never said it was good theory

        1. A.T
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Plus they could just buy them and not take any photos.

      2. Lucy.
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Yeah. It doesn't add up.

    3. The Sarjeant
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      And, surely United wouldn't really care if it was a Nike shirt, would they? It'd only be Addidas that had a problem. But surely they couldn't ask United to not make any transfers until then?

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        United wouldn't, but seen how much Adidas pays them, Adidas may have a lot to say about what United does.

    4. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Never heard something so petty

      1. Lucy.
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Have you seen Brendan Rodgers? 😛

        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Great. Character. 😉

  13. d1sable
    • Has Moderation Rights
    10 years, 5 months ago

    A little bit of wee just came out:

    http://fantasyfootball.skysports.com/sky-closed/index.html

    1. The Sarjeant
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      NEXT FEW DAYS!

    2. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Dammit. This is always the game I start and then never remember to keep up with.

      1. In Like Flynn.
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Come into a ML Lucy and I'll nag you into it. 🙂

        1. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Oh that's kind 🙂 ... because I really need help to become more addicted to fantasy football 😉

    3. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I've just prolapsed

    4. A.T
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      🙂

    5. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Lovely jubbly, expect a grilling about the game from me in the next few weeks 🙂

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        😀

  14. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    What about a pub related scotch egg Top Trumps?

    1. A.T
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Category's?

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        gooeyness, consistency of breadcrumbs, girth

        matt damon

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Definitely girth.

          1. internal error
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            trust a horse to be all about girth

            1. Licky
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              The new Grav is only marginally more handsome... 😛

            2. Rupert The Horse
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              You're on form today mate. I'll give you an internal error.

      2. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Well there ar just 3 but think I'll extend to 4-5.
        Crunch, egg consistency and filling.

    2. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I've never had a Scotch egg and I don't think I ever will

      1. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Any objections if TLK is never allowed to post again?

          1. The Light Knight
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Aw, thanks JK

            1. JK - Cønt ⭐
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              🙁

        1. In Like Flynn.
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          None here.

        2. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Thanks for all your support. 🙂

          1. In Like Flynn.
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            😆

    3. PurpleCobras
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      If you're ever in Manchester Rupert you should head to the Castle for a Manchester Egg...

      Here's a recipe from the Telegraph

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Top idea that. I don't like pickled egg but with the accompanying ingredients I might just have to try.

      1. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Terrible recipe that.

    4. The Pep Revolution
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      How does a scotch egg differ from a normal egg?

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        It has a meat surrounding it, typically pork then crispy bread crumbs on the outside.
        https://scotchegghunt.wordpress.com

        1. The Pep Revolution
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          That sounds nice, would like to try one some day. Not sure if they would be available in Ireland though?

          Do you rate scotch eggs as a hobby? Haha. That blog was interesting to be fair.

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            It has swiftly become one. It's all the nicer as my fiancée loves them more than me.

            1. The Pep Revolution
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Thats good. If you ever find any place in Ireland that has them, can you let me know, id like to try one haha

      2. Christian Fox der zorn gott…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        THey come from the worlds best hens

  15. Coldplay
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    So Cattermole just signed a 5 year deal with Sunderland. Cue a GW1 screamer and casuals bandwagon.

    1. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      is that the scream from Vardy as Cattermole snaps his leg in two.

      1. Licky
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Damn it I nearly choked on my tea/ruined my laptop. 😆

  16. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    For Liverpool doctor Zaf Iqbal is joining the Palace medical staff

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      this post went green then un-green.. 😆

      1. A.T
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        🙂 I didn't want you to take it the wrong way. I was just taking the mick. 😉

          1. A.T
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            I know you're a fanatical lfc fan but.....lol

  17. d1sable
    • Has Moderation Rights
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Who am i?

    I played for three British teams in my career and won the premiership with one of them. I have over 25 caps for my national European side. Although i was an attacking winger i managed less than 5 goals for these 3 British clubs and national side combined. I have only ever played professionally in the country of my birth, England and Italy.

    Clues to follow if your struggling 😀

    1. elkunaguero
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      struggling already...

    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Matt Damon?

    3. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Blimey that's tough

    4. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I thought I had it until you said only England as opposed to Britain

    5. A.T
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Give us a clue

      1. Lucy.
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        No, don't yet. I'm still thinking 😛

    6. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I dont understand , how could he have been born in two countries.

      1. Demí
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        It doesn't suggest that dude.

      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        he wasn't

        he played in 3 countries, one of which was the European country he was born in.

      3. elkunaguero
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        played in his birth country, in England and in Italy...

      4. potatoace
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        ah, got it now.

    7. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Jesper Blomqvist?

      1. d1sable
        • Has Moderation Rights
        10 years, 5 months ago

        WOW - well done sir

        1. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Ahahaha I have no idea where that came from, was trying to think of rubbish 90s league winners. Helped that he played for Everton (and was garbage).

        2. A.T
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Eh? I was thinking him but didn't he score loads at Gothenburg?

          1. d1sable
            • Has Moderation Rights
            10 years, 5 months ago

            less than 5 for his national team and in england

          2. A.T
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Forget it I read the question wrong ffs 🙂

      2. Lucy.
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Great shout!

      3. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Damn you. DAMN YOU!

        1. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          You took that well 😀

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            wait until tomorrow when Doolittle has a ban for 'unexplained reasons'

          2. GreenWindmill
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            There's furniture upside down all over my house now 😉

    8. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Zenden

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        He played in Spain

        1. The Light Knight
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Right ballpark

    9. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Jesper Blomqvist

  18. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Jack Wilshere in winning online poll shocker

    Arsenal FC ‏@Arsenal 5m5 minutes ago
    Congratulations @JackWilshere, who topped our poll for Arsenal's best Premier League team goal

    1. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Football porn that is....the goal I mean.

  19. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Luiz Adriano close to signing for AC Milan for 5.5m Euros. AC Milan have already agreed 21.5m fee for Bacca.

    1. d1sable
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 5 months ago

      These seems to be an endless chain of "decent" South american players that can be picked up for cheap. Maybe its the weather but the Premiership miss out on a lot of value from that continent imo

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Agreed. Strikers up there are very talented and they never give up. Would like to see some more in the premiership for sure.

    2. Del Monte
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      He's out of contract in December, could they not wait.

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Could end up signing for someone else.

  20. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Shall we have some fun. At 12pm tomorrow shall we all call the SpaniardsInn and ask if they do scotch eggs. It might be engaged for a while.

  21. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    The lack of Scotch egg experience on here is baffling to say the least....

  22. The Light Knight
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Screw you guys, once I get my PhD funding, I'm gonna buy all the Scotch eggs in Munster and flush them down the toilet

    1. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Ah the joys of a PhD stipend 😀 😀 Can't say I've used mine for that though...

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Can I get the coordinates of the sewer.

      1. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        They'll be in a septic tank, not a sewer. I suppose that wouldn't make them less appetising

    3. The Pep Revolution
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Where would you get a scotch egg in Munster?

      1. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Hopefully nowhere, as on reflection it sounds like a lot of legwork

        1. The Pep Revolution
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Yeah it might take a while of theres a lot haha. I must google it and see. Ill put it on my to do list.

  23. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Right lads Setanta 1 in fifteen minutes

    Come on you Saints! Another good performance from Sean Hoare at CB and Hull will probably make a move for him

  24. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    BR has bought 30 players for a figure in and around 250m.

    0 defensive midfielders.

    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Emre Can

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Joe Allen

        1. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          If he's a DM, he's not very good at it.

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            exactly

          2. Van Klinkert Delarosa
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Nevermind a DM. He's not good anywhere.

          3. Camp No No
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Well, nobody said they'd have to be good.

            1. Lucy.
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              I still don't think he is a DM. He's a CM who understands discipline/his own limitations.

              1. Camp No No
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 5 months ago

                Would you agree that that makes for a poor DM?

                1. Lucy.
                  • 12 Years
                  10 years, 5 months ago

                  Well the issue is the 'limitations' bit 😛

      2. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Emre is a CM who can play DM. He isn't a DM naturally.

        1. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Don't know what you mean "naturally". It's not as if he hadn't shown that he can play that position perfectly well.

          1. Lucy.
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            That's not his preferred position, the position he plays best.

            1. Davido989
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              this^

              You want your best players in their best positions. Can should be CM but shouldn't be forced to be played DM just because he's so good. That's the manager's fault.

      3. Lucy.
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        I'd say Can's more naturally a box to box midfielder, though of course can play DM.

    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Suarez probably gave him the notion that you didn't need one as you'd just outscore the opposition

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        He said when he first got the job that he doesn't 'believe in defensive midfielders'

    3. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Well, to be fair, he had Lucas Leiva and Joe Allen to start with.

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Allen isn't a DM. He's been trying to get rid of Lucas for many windows now. There's only 1 natural DM at the club, who BR didn't even sign.

      2. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Not he didn't. Brendan signed Joe Allen from his old club Swansea...

        Allen isn't even a DM anyway. Only Lucas is a true DM in the Liverpool squad, and he wasn't his signing.

        1. Polaris - The Mortal Coil
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          *No he didn't.

        2. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Oh yeah, you're right, he brought Allen with him.

          Well, Allen and Can were BR's signings and both have played DM for Liverpool, so that's it then.

    4. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      And to think you once had Mascherano and Alonso...

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Yep. Mascherano is criminally underrated. One player we still haven't replaced and have no intention too. Mascherano in this Liverpool team right now would be more value and win us more points than a 30m striker.

        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          with the possible exception of Chelsea, Mascherano would walk into every team in the PL

          1. Davido989
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            he'd comfortably get into the chelsea team

            1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              +1

              Absolute class act. Seen few players ever who read the game better than that guy

        2. Lucy.
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Nor do you have the ability to replace him. He's world class, imo, and most world class players want CL.

          1. Davido989
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            World class players play for CL teams with world class managers..something we don't know of. Oh well, we have character..and half of Southampton! 😉

            1. Lucy.
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Which has got you a really long way 😛

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      are you trying to give Rupert a heart attack?

      you cruel bar steward

      1. Mull
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        If he's planning to eat 5 scotch eggs tomorrow I'm only delaying the inevitable 😀

        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          😆

        2. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Ha, it's only a matter of time.

      2. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        I'm actually a bar steward too.

  25. Doolittle
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Anyone else got any good trivia questions? I'm never quite sure if they're enjoyable or extremely frustrating.

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Im an actor. Starred in Dogma and good will hunting. Who am I?

      1. Lucy.
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        😆

      2. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Firmino?

      3. Lucy.
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Ben Affleck? 😉

        1. Hooky
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          He said an 'actor'

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Ooh burn.

          2. Lucy.
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            Well it was the only answer that I'm aware of that wasn't the obvious 'Matt Daaaamon'.

            1. Hooky
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              I'll give you director, but not actor 😉

        2. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          ahhh i set the trap and you side stepped it. well done

      4. potatoace
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Ben Affleck
        easy.

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          tick

    2. Coldplay
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Well enjoyable for you maybe, but it doesn't goo to well with greenwindmill. 😛

    3. Christian Fox der zorn gott…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      How many former US presidents are not buried in the USA?

      1. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        2 Bushs, Clinton and Jimmy Carter?

        1. Christian Fox der zorn gott…
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Exactly;)
          Here were you not banned?

          1. The Light Knight
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            I've more powerful friends than simple mods and mobs 😉

    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      The most unsettling thing is that Pellegrini is played by Rick from the Walking Dead

      1. potatoace
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Caaarl !

        1. The Light Knight
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          For the first 3 seasons I believed his name to be Coral, and I still refer to him by it

        2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Coral!!!

    2. A.T
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Hahaha quality

  26. Hooky
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    Anyone know of a pub where I can get a good pork pie? I have an egg allergy and am feeling a bit left out.

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      We don't take kindly to your types around here!

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        You took my jooooob.

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Will a sausage roll do? I know a few goodens.

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        But the Lamb and Flag in Oxford do a good one. Fantastic pub with home made scratchings and 30 beers on draught.

        1. Hooky
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Is that anywhere near Westminster as I have to go there for work next week? Too lazy to google

          1. Rupert The Horse
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 5 months ago

            No Oxford mate, Oxford.

            1. Hooky
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 5 months ago

              Sorry thought you meant Oxford Street! I live in the Cotswolds and that is not too far away. Beer garden for the kids? Can't take them inside pubs as they just annoy the other patrons!

    3. Lucy.
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      I recommend the Kelham Island Tavern in Sheffield for a good pork pie.

      ... Well you *might* be up this way. And they are good!

      1. Hooky
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Noted, thanks. I have relatives in Sheffield so you never know!

    4. A.T
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      My local pork pie is a world beater. I went through a faze of getting these for breakfast recently and I've put on so much weight it's untrue. I don't even like pork pies but these are unreal.

      http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/whats-on-news/pie-heaven-burchalls-st-helens-8739009

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        I feel a new blog coming.

      2. Hooky
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm Lard. Those do look good!

        1. A.T
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 5 months ago

          Honestly I'm not joking. It's not just a pie, it's something much more than that.

  27. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 5 months ago

    giggity

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      hey ma how you doin'

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 5 months ago

        good son, you? have the RMTs started yet?

    2. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 5 months ago

      Alright.