634x258 Preamble
8 August 2015 3470 comments
Mark Mark
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I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. RohanVaswani
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    whats the latest on lukaku?

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      he'll either play be benched or miss out

  2. James LeBron
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ruddy (Rudd)

    Azpilicueta - Mertesaker - Cedric - (O'Shea - Richards)

    Hazard - Walcott - Mane - Ritchie (Bentelab)

    Rooney - Kane - Sakho

    With 0.5 Left

    1. DVassell
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Good to go

  3. EddieRooo / David Brent FPL
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Well said Mark. Thought the rmt scout cast was excellent, in fact I was even slightly surprised how much the guys were happy to give away about their teams. As for me I'm pretty happy in my differentials being a couple of lads called Kane and Aguero. Good luck everyone!

  4. Sepp Blattered
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Lukaku or Pelle for 1 week?

    I've got Mane already..

    1. Del Griffith
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Lukaku then

  5. applebonkers
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    don't forgot to colour co-ordinate your teams. want to look smart on your first day

    1. Gooner Kebab
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      THIS 🙂

    2. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Done 😎 and in the correct positions...

    3. Trilogist
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Mine is a sean of red which a touch of blue!

      1. Rhys85
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        This

      2. Wet Knee Houston
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Read bale and panicked for a second.

    4. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      😀 I won't have my Man City power stripe until GW4

  6. Solenya
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Not seen much mention of Payet and Ayew on here. Really think they're solid options in the 7-7.5 range. Any caveats in owning them that I'm probably missing out on ?

    1. applebonkers
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      just gw1 fixtures i guess. think that possibly plays too big a part. can see double figure goals for ayew and double figure assists for payet

      1. Solenya
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Cheers AB, good to know you're backing them to do well. I guess it's also the presence of Sakho as the cheaper option and the general lack of attacking impetus at Swansea which may be keeping people away from those two.

  7. alfast1c
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    A) Schmaichel and Coates
    or
    B) Ruddy and Huth

  8. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    anyone on right now going with bellerin?

    1. Dont give a fuchs
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      ME!

    2. FrancescoLazio
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Mertsaker

    3. Samwise the Brave
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I've gone mert ,think he safer long term

    4. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      o/

    5. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Thinking about it. On Kosc atm but might use the 0.5m elsewhere

  9. Venom Snake
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Please guys I'm stuck on this.

    Play Cedric or Francis?

    1. Go Loons
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I've played with Francis myself.

  10. FrancescoLazio
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Anybody dare captain Caz or Ozil. I have both and am tempted over Haz

    1. DVassell
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No stick with Haz

    2. Jinkys Oars
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Tempted by Ozil...

  11. LMNO
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    romero??????

    1. Solenya
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Too much uncertainty over Utd's gk situation, you'll have enough transfer worries to deal anyway no need to add one more.

  12. 1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Great Preamble, Mark. Good luck to all, will be enjoying this all day with my mates and some beers!
    Perfect.

  13. Defcons are for Kinnear
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I don't like my team anymore but I'm not going to even open FPL page

  14. DVassell
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    A or B will score more this week?

    A) Kane + Henderson

    Or

    B) Benteke + Ox

    1. Tex
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No idea but I'm gonna say A

  15. Del Griffith
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Finally... LOCKED AND LOADED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. jayzico
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    BOOM!

  17. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Captain:

    A)Rooney
    B)Walcott
    C)mane

    1. Whats the Huth
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Walcott. Punty

      1. Enes_G
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Too punty

  18. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Any one playing any chips??

  19. QPR expects... glory!
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Score predictions?

    Man UTD 2 Spurs 2
    Bournemouth 1 Villa 2
    Everton 2 Watford 0
    Leicester 1 Sunderland 0
    Norwich 1 Crystal Palace 0
    Chelsea 2 Swansea 1
    Arsenal 3 West Ham 0
    Newcastle 0 Southampton 2
    Stoke 1 Liverpool 2
    WBA 1 Citeh 3

    1. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Man UTD 2 Spurs 1
      Bournemouth 1 Villa 0
      Everton 2 Watford 0
      Leicester 1 Sunderland 0
      Norwich 1 Crystal Palace 1
      Chelsea 3 Swansea 1
      Arsenal 3 West Ham 1
      Newcastle 1 Southampton 2
      Stoke 2 Liverpool 1
      WBA 1 Citeh 1

    2. Jay_
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Good luck getting replies on this, by the time I've replied will be 3 pages back I reckon lol

      • Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        man u 2-1
        b'mouth 2-2
        everton 3-1
        leicester 1-0
        norwich 1-1
        chelsea 2-0
        arsenal 3-1
        n'castle 1-1
        stoke 1-2
        west brom 1-2

      • Stats Don\'t Lie
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        3-2
        2-1
        2-0
        1-0
        1-2
        3-0
        0-2
        2-2
        1-0

    3. Boothy
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Best 6.5 Mid's?

      Hendo + Targett?

      or

      Bolasie + Gomez?

    4. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      After a whole preseason of logical thinkin the changes i made today were..
      Chadli and Ritchie in cause the former is part of the first game of the season and They are showing Bournemouth on the tele. Basically i've missed the thrill of FPL too much!
      😆

      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Bournemouth is on the telly?

        1. Gaffa914
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          American

        2. Valar(Keith)
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Yup 😆 .. Its not like it's competing for airtime with a lot of enthralling fixtures though 🙂

        3. Jax
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          setanta sports 1

    5. tim
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Bellerin or Mert?

      1. Evasivo
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Merte imo

    6. Evasivo
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Morgan or Huth in the team lads?

      1. applebonkers
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        went for huth due to having a proper pre-season and old links to ranieiri

        1. Evasivo
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Cheers AB, i went Morgan to Huth to Morgan but now thinking Huth again

    7. Jebiga
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      r2

      r

      myhill
      azpili, morgan, coates
      fabregas, chadli, tadic, walcott vc
      aguero, rooney c, benteke

      sub: hennessey, saylor, baker, wanayama

      1. Azpi and Baker
      or
      2. Mertesacker and Francis/4.5

    8. Whats the Huth
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Captain poll.
      Hazzard
      Walcott

      Thanks guys and gals

      1. che
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Haz, just

    9. Viper F
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Carzola or Sterling???

      1. Evasivo
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Sterling

    10. che
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Any comments please:
      http://imgur.com/hNU8JXW

    11. cjw176
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      A Pelle + Ritchie
      B sakho + hendo
      C sakho + payet

      Cheers guys and good luck!!

    12. Iago Aspas
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Is Chadli nailed?

    13. Sooda
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      MANE OR BENTEKE ?!