634x258 Preamble
8 August 2015 3470 comments
Mark Mark
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I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Wait, what...

    ..................Apps........Shots (on target)
    Mahrez.........30..................24
    Siggy............32.................24
    Mane............30.................23

    😯

    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Hush! 😉

    2. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Don't do this...

    3. che
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Wouldn't mind Mahrez but can't pick him cos he's playing against us today

    4. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      How about the goals in those appearances?

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        4

        Nothing to see here, Mahrez can't finish.

        1. isacki: full casual
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Aka Mirallas and Coutinho, our other FPL shot trolls

        2. QPR expects... glory!
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          For a 4th mid he's a good choice

    5. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Nice digging. How's shots in box hold up though 😉

    6. Francescoli
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      killing me.

    7. LMNO
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      damn it all man, what are u doing!

    8. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Goodbye Mane hello Mahrez

    9. MattysFantasyFooty
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Doesn't really mean as much though surely if he's less clinical

    10. QPR expects... glory!
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Top trolling 😆

    11. Santi sensei
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Worst top post ! 😆

    12. Somalion
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      4 goals
      7 goals
      10 goals

      I can see why Mahrez is the cheapest of the lot 😉

    13. Nickofoz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Shhh, at least wait for the deadline 😀

    14. crushro
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      just took Mahrez out for Ritchie - already got Mane - got me nervous again...

  2. Curly619
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Need a bit of help i think .5 left

    Stekelenburg

    Azpi Koz Cedric

    Hazard Ozil Henderson Ritchie Mahrez

    Rooney Kane
    ------------------------------------------------
    Butland Bassong Francis Deeney

    Should i go Sinclair - Mahrez and play him over Fencis ?

    Thoughts appreciated

    1. il Brutto
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Cedric to Kolarov

  3. Nonameentered
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Who to get in the team (not playing either this week):
    Coates or Martin
    Got Panti in goal

    1. il Brutto
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Coates

    2. Kev07
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Martin

    3. che
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Martin, don't double on us

  4. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    a) Bellerin + Azpilcueta

    or

    b) Koscielny + Kolarov

    1. Chris_White
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      A is safer, but you know you want to go B... 😉

  5. toluthadon
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    A good read. I like the mention of fantasy football getting more popular. This year more players at my workplace, guys and girls. And the boss has even shelled out for winners medals and a trophy for the awards cabinet!

  6. LeicesterA
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Francis or Cedric? Most votes goes in.

    1. Kevin Twine
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      To start or bring in?

      1. LeicesterA
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        To start gw1.

    2. Danstoke82
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Francis

    3. MTPockets
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Francis

      • Pablitto
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Fran

    4. Swanmoretime
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Is it too dangerous to go without any Chelsea coverage in defence?

      1. Gregor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        No.

      2. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Not at all..

      3. foreverton
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Nope, i don't

      4. Muffinz
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Not imho, some tough GWs for them in the start and binds up a lot of cash. Still, everytime i see Ivanovic going forward I duck and cover behind the couch, so might be better for your health to go with 😀

        1. Swanmoretime
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Me too :). Thanks to all for the replies. One last re draft beckons

    5. The Abyss
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      How likely is it there'll be price changes this evening?

      1. t4thomas
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Likely, as casuals make changes when players don't start.

        1. Nickofoz
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          this. Immediately after the deadline people will be making transfers lol

          1. Konig Luther
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            they will buy sunday and monday players to get their points tomorrow and in next day

        2. The Abyss
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Cheers bud.

    6. davies
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      A) Ruddy, Rudd, Huth
      B) Schmeichel, Schwarzer, Francis

    7. Nutella
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Opinions on UFPL, worth playing?

      1. Namtab Nomolos
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        How committed are you? If you aren't going to tinker with the team every day there's a match on then there will always be people that will.

    8. Tsssst
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      1. ritchie & pelle

      or

      2. mane or wilson

      1. Danstoke82
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        2

    9. il Brutto
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Going without Aguero is just so scary I can already see the panic on Monday when he's name with the number ten is in the starting lineup.

      1. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I'm not bothered,only 12% ownership

        1. il Brutto
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          It's the amount of points he gets rather than the ownership. I'm not trying to mimic others I just want the best possible points for my budget regardless of ownership.

    10. golazo
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Team A:

      GK - Schmeichel (Butland)

      Def - Bellerin, Aspilicueta, Francis (Cedric, Huth)

      Mid - Hazard Cazorla Sterling Henderson (Hoolahan)

      Fw - Rooney Benteke Wilson

      Team B:

      GK - Schmeichel (Butland)

      Def - Bellerin, Aspilicueta, Francis (Cedric, Huth)

      Mid - Hazard Cazorla Sterling Mane (Bentaleb)

      Fw - Rooney Pelle Wilson

      Thoughts?

    11. Jolly Good
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      bournemouth defence (francis) or norwich defence (martin/bassong)

      1. Shipstontrev
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Francis

      2. BERGKOP
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I'm leaning to Norwich based on their previous PL experience. I've gone with Bassong for this reason

    12. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Anyone fancy and in depth discussion?

      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Big ones and petite ones

      2. MDK
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        about the cricket?

      3. MTPockets
          10 years, 4 months ago

          .

        • Demí
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Yes. Bear with me 1 moment though, i'll meet you on page 24

      4. RyanHemmings
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        RMT (3-5-2) and captain reccomendations please!

        GK: Schmeichel (Hennessey)
        DEF: Cedric, Koscielny, Van Aanholt (Targett, S. Taylor)
        MID: Ritchie, Henderson, Walcott, Hazard (Aarons)
        ST: Rooney, Kane, Pelle (plan to bring in Aguero for GW3 along with a 5.5 like Deeney for Kane/Pelle).

        Thanks! 🙂

      5. TSILIKAFENEIAKOS
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Get ozil or not?

        Current mid is :

        Haz- milner- wallcot- cabaye- wanyama?

      6. Just_Ty
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Going Azpi, Yaya, Caz over Cedric, Sterling, Wally - it seems safer doesn't it?

      7. drogbaism
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Pls help.

        A) Benteke & O´Shea
        B) Sakho & Clyne

        Panic....

        1. Just_Ty
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          A

        2. drogbaism
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Option B gives +1m

      8. Number 10
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        A) Kane + Milner
        B) (Sakho/Ritchie rotation) + Ozil

      9. Nonameentered
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        A) Kane + Cazorla
        B) Benteke + Walcott + 0.5

        1. OptimusBlack
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          B

      10. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        1 down 2 to go

        Hopefully they will get them before the match kicks off

      11. DV8R
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Currently have Schmeichel/Hennessey GK combo.

        Can downgrade Kos to Mert to afford Butland/Schmeichel.

        Is it worth it?

      12. non flying dutchman
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Is Darmian starting? Is Clyne better option at 5.5?

        1. The Suspended One
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Yes

          1. non flying dutchman
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            For which? lol starting?

      13. shady4revr
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Sunderland defender 4.5 nailed to start,??????

        1. Coaly
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Coates.

        2. Danstoke82
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Coates

          1. shady4revr
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Thanks lads

      14. Coaly
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        a) Ruddy Rudd Targett Chadli Hazard (c)
        b) Fabianski Hennessey Francis Depay Fabregas - Roo (c).

        ???

      15. Dima
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Which Palace keeper will start, do you think? Hennessy or McCarthy? Thanks!

        1. Gregor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          McCarthy.

      16. Dormer
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Since I have Depay & Rooney should I captain Hazard even though I think Rooney's more likely to get points? I could be wrong and Manu could not score at all but then at least I'd have Hazard as (c).

        1. Hulk Smash
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          IMO it's better to (c) the player more likely to get returns rather than the guy you think might get MORE returns. I'm on Haz (c)

      17. Jar Jar Winks
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        cesc and depay or hazard and ritchie

        1. shady4revr
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Hazard and Ritchie

      18. OptimusBlack
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Question of the day ?????

        A- Mane & Kane & 4 M defender

        B- Sterling & Pelle & 4.5 Defender