634x258 Preamble
8 August 2015 3470 comments
Mark Mark
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I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. FTL9
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Sterling or Ozil?

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Sterling

    2. Tomlette Greggs
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Sterling

  2. Niemi
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ozil or Cazorla

    1. The Chosen One...
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Caz

  3. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Thinking about Wilson+Ivanovic to Sakho+Azpilcueta but FPL is broken for me 🙂

    1. Mane Of Steel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      maybe it's trying to help you 😉

    2. The Suspended One
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ivan brace today

    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      It's working for me so could you help me with one final decision please .

      A) Ruddy , Rudd , Coates , Sterling

      B) Butland , Hennessey , Sterling

      C) Pants, Hennessey , Ramsey

  4. Jonny Sutt
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    who are we saying for captain? r h or w

    1. Gorgles
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Haz for me.

  5. Number 10
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Just put Ozil in for Ramsey .....

  6. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    **Quick RMT please

    Hennessey // McCarthy

    Koscielny // Kolarov // Coates // Huth // Targett

    Hazard // Walcott // Sterling // Mane // Fletcher

    Rooney // Sakho // Benteke

    1. sumatera
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      no chelsea def

      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      g2g

  7. Clam. ☘️
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Quick question what is this website?

  8. 1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Guys can you pick my team for me?

  9. the axolotl
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Kevin Keegan ‏@GalacticKeegan 3m3 minutes ago
    At Newcastle, back in 2008, I told Mike Ashley that I wanted "a really big-name signing." The next day, Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink turns up.

    1. Jay_
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Lol

    2. I am 42
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Unavailable

      Sorry, but we are unable to load the requested page at this time.

      Please try again in a few minutes.

      FPL IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!! 😀

    3. Lloyd Xmas
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Leeds United FC ‏@LUFC 3m3 minutes ago
      #lufc team vs Burnley | Silvestri, Berardi, Bamba, Bellusci, Taylor, Adeyemi, Cook, Mowatt, Byram, Dallas, Wood

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        don't care

      2. snowman
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        we all hate leeds scum

    4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      season defining decisions being made right now

    5. Animals & Scandals
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Cedric Soares really worth the extra 1.0 over Targett?

      1. I am 42
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        not for first 2 weeks 😀

        1. Animals & Scandals
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          thanks! need the cash

    6. Gorgles
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Anyone have a 20-40 people mini league I can join?

    7. SPuDl
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      A: Rooney, Deeney, Jagielka
      B: Kane, Pelle, Williams

    8. BennyDizzle
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Morgan or Ward?

    9. SweeSwee
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Any last minute injury or other news to consider?

    10. Slumdog Mignolet.
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      How long till deadline?

      1. I am 42
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        10 mins

      2. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        you should know it's been changed to 11.45.

      3. Van Klinkert Delarosa
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        8 min

    11. snowman
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      ozil or walcott

      1. SweeSwee
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Ozil if you're risk averse
        Wally if you're risk seeking

    12. Ray Kinsella
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      So, this time last year I wept as my captain scored a blank while alternatives ran amok, and my bench scored more than most of my first 11. This year, I've got Rooney over Hazard and benched Huth. Will I ever learn?!

    13. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Lol @ Koeman owners

      1. The Suspended One
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Nbnc

    14. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      1st sub Targett or Benteleb?

      1. Van Klinkert Delarosa
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Targett

    15. KLOPPTOMANIA
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Captain:

      Haz, Roon or Ozil?

    16. snowman
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      start francis or sakho?

      1. KLOPPTOMANIA
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Francis today

    17. Arsenal@Gunners
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      wally/ozil/caz

      1. sumatera
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        you have all three?

    18. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Poll time

      A) Bacon

      B) Sausage

      1. Gregor
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Both.

        1. FPL Touches
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Not enough ITB

            • 12 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            can you downgrade mushrooms or beans to make up funds?

      2. Bolivian Seaman
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        bacon for the short term, Sausage for the season

      3. SweeSwee
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Bacon is probably more explosive, but ultimately I'd go with C) Eggs

    19. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No one will read your RMT. Try a loud exclamation instead.

      #MullsDeadlineTips

      1. SweeSwee
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        DEFOE!

    20. GuillermoDickero
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Play one of

      Chadli

      Sakho

      Cedric

      1. Arsenal@Gunners
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        chadli

    21. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Free wildcard.

        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I'll take one!

    22. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      It might as well be pens down - http://imgur.com/vyyHfhE

      1. BadgersBoys
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago