634x258 Preamble
8 August 2015 3470 comments
Mark Mark
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I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. michudagawd
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    ------------------ Ruddy
    Bellerin - Huth - Francis
    Hazard (c) - Walcott - Hendo - Sterling
    ---- Kane - Rooney (v) - Sakho

    Rudd - Fletcher - Cedric - Coates

    Good to go?

    1. Clyde Bickford
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      -----------------------------> Cech Koscielny - Morgan - Azpilicueta Benteke - Kane Schmeichel - Deeney - Cedric - Clark

    2. vassiriki
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      i believe very much so. lots of heavy hitters but if they blank at some point i'd say do not hurry up
      to change the team because this seems very solid

  2. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    any last minute league codes for us?

    1. The Mandalorian
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      121185-34034

  3. AlissonWunderland
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    3 mins, dont ahve a drastic change now or it all goes wrong

  4. Rambo Motin
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Start Fracis or Sakho!???

    1. Rambo Motin
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      omg pls someone quick

    2. jennmenn
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      saKho

      1. Rambo Motin
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        THANKS!!

  5. BDMC5
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Gameweek 1 - having captain playing first game and living in fear for rest of wkd if he blanks .

    Haz all the way

  6. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Can't believe there's Football all day today 🙂

    1. MCH
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      There's football all day every day

  7. Adams6
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I can't believe I've left 1.0 in the bank

    1. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      2.5 here

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      1.5m itb, happy with it there tbh

  8. the_pirl86
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Pantil, Henny
    Cedric, Azp, Mert / (Huth, Baker)
    Yaya, Hazard(C), Puncheon, Ozil / (Bentaleb)
    Aguero(VC), Benteke, Wilson

    Time to go!

  9. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    big team news coming from LVG apparently

    1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      which bridge do you live under?

  10. Scoredelario
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Here's what you do right now... Transfer everyone out and press autoselect then triple captain your gk.

    GO!

  11. Del Monte
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Devils of United ‏@DevilsOfUnited 2m2 minutes ago
    MANCHESTER UNITED Starting XI vs. Spurs: Romero, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Shaw, Schneiderlin, Carrick, Mata, Memphis, Young, Rooney. #MUFC

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      lol @ johnston owners

      1. Velocity
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Johnston not on fpl

      2. Scoredelario
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Phew. All 3 starting. It would have been panic stations otherwise!

    2. MisterMaster
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      i put the same lineup two minutes ago and my comment was deleted as it was deemed fake

      1. Del Monte
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        i am a trusted poster 😉 sorry

    3. The Suspended One
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      As suspected

    4. The Mandalorian
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      blind at CB god help us!

    5. Ridgewell's scores
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Schneiderlin and Carrick...we really hate playing well 🙁

  12. Emre Can Pie
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Ashes regained minutes before FPL deadline - timing!

  13. Manu_FC
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Good to go.....

    Schmeichel
    Bellerin ~ Cedric ~ Huth
    Wally ~ Haz ~ Ritchi ~ Ozil
    Roon(C) ~ Pelle ~ Benteke

    Sub: Myhill Oxford Wanyama Gomez

  14. RyanC
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    come on tim

    1. Shmadz - Le Saux Solid Crew
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Lol!

  15. DoBandito
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    why won't my bench boost stay locked on ??

  16. The Machine
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    OMG LVG

  17. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    My 4 year old has just advised me to captain Pelle

    hmmm

  18. The Machine
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Demi Time?

    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Look up

  19. Demí
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Romero, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Shaw, Schneiderlin, Carrick, Young, Depay, Mata, Rooney

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      😉

    2. Nickofoz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      How do you get it so early?

    3. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      As thought.

      Boom !

    4. Del Monte
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Beat you ^^ 😉

    5. Kev07
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Happy to see smalling starting

  20. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Barkley will wear the No8 and play box to box this season.

  21. Jax
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Romero, Darmian, Smalling, Blind, Shaw, Schneiderlin, Carrick, Mata, Memphis, Young, Rooney

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Last minute panic transfer to Young

  22. J1F
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Why did I leave 2.0 in the bank...?

  23. ihateramsey2
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    what is the lineup??

  24. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Sergio Romero starts in goal for United v Tottenham. Smalling instead of Jones at centre-half alongside Blind.

  25. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO

    1. Kip
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      OMG!!!!!

  26. The Mandalorian
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Screw it Ive gone Ozil and Walcott in midfield

  27. Gunners n' Roses
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Pages are moving every 30 seconds. Info if you don't want to bottom.

    1. Gunners n' Roses
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I cracked it!

    2. Brian (Not the Messiah)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      sometimes I like to bottom.

    3. stevie
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      mad FFS TEKKERS!