634x258 Preamble
8 August 2015 3470 comments
Mark Mark
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I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. jam sandwich
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Hazard (c) Wally (v), please don't be the wrong way round

    1. Peggi
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      please be the wrong way around

      i have Wally C Hazard VC

    2. hixen
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Well I did Wally (c) and Hazard (v)

  2. hixen
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    No Rose, not even on the bench.

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Injured in training apparently.

      1. hixen
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        "Injuried" or injuried? Didn't Che make a offer some weeks ago?

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      injured

      1. turd ferguson
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        hi

    3. JÆKS ⭐
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Had an appointment to change his hair color again

    4. sleecc
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      On his way to Chelsea 😀

  3. Gorgles
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Am I the only one who has Hibberts?

    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      You can get cream for that

      1. Holy See
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        😀

      2. Bolt-on
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Hahahaha!!!

    2. The Machine
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Is that a disease?

  4. turd ferguson
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    bloody low budget FPL server

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      3m+ users on the server isn't a budget one 😉

  5. super zlatan
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Good luck everyone

    1. sleecc
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      good luck to you too

  6. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Updated

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      false alarm

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Hmm not for me.

  7. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    FPL toying with us.

  8. Saniul
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Belgian teammates Alderweireld and Vertonghen starting at CB.

    Only difference is they play at RB and LB for Belgium. 😆

    1. JÆKS ⭐
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Denayer - Kompany would be nice too @City 😀

      1. GuyIncognito
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Denayer is going to be a massive bandwagon once Pellegrini figures out that he is one of their best centre backs.

  9. RubeRx
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    With Dembele, Dier, and Bentaleb all starting, who will be playing in the double pivot and who will be higher up the pitch?

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Dembele surely?

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Dembele right, Dier and Bentaleb CM.

    3. President John F. Keninnsie
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Dembele higher

    4. Ridgewell's scores
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      That team's a mess.

      1. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        it is a joke of a team. we going to get slaughtered

    5. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      As a spurs fan Dembele 100%

    6. Gunners n' Roses
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Die and Bentaleb in the double pivot, I should imagine?

    7. Saniul
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Only Dembele has experience of playing at CAM from that lot.

    8. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Thanks guys

    9. sleecc
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Dier Bentelab, Dembele behind Striker I think, Eriksen replace Lamela on right flank.

  10. kysersosa
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I rolled the dice.........No Hazard!

    Schmeicel
    Cedric, Monreal, Azp
    Ozil, (Walcott) as captain, Mane and Fabs
    Rooney, Kane and Wilson

    ! Fortune favours the bold!

    1. Huddersfield
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Monreal 😀

    2. Kane Toads
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Who Dares Win !

  11. Egg noodle
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Stop refreshing. Let the website breathe!

    1. Jay_
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Lol

    2. Brian (Not the Messiah)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      lol@people like me who were looking for "Depay" on the teamsheets... 🙁

      1. KLOPPTOMANIA
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        That the price Depay

      2. Mr. Grv
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        LOL

      3. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Teamsheets all racist.

      4. Brian (Not the Messiah)
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I even tried a last second transfer... I felt such dread when I saw "updating"

      5. PompeyUpNorth!
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        If I'm being honest I panicked thinking he wasn't playing!!

    3. The Raging Bull
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      scenes on here tomorrow if Wally is benched!

      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        My vice-captain, wouldn't be sure to be disappointed or a bit joyful...

      2. super zlatan
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I would be a raging bull if that happens.

      3. PompeyUpNorth!
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Last min change to Rooney for me

    4. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      FPL BACK

      Still updating though...

    5. Overlordleo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Started with Wally (C) and Aguero, this can go either way.

    6. Mr. Grv
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      FFS down ?

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        updating...

    7. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Top 3 preambles of all time

      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        😆

      2. The Machine
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        DANIELLLLLLL

        1. JÆKS ⭐
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Where is he? Haven't seen him around lately

    8. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Chadli in the no 10 role?

    9. turd ferguson
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      i cant wait to see how bad my friends teams are

      1. Ridgewell's scores
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        This!

      2. AIRMILES
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        should be just a few mins now

    10. Saniul
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Who plays at ST for Spurs if Kane gets injured, on they need two up top?
      Shocking squad depth.

      1. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Soldado. Just not today.

    11. thecule
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Pelle (C), Walcott (VC). This better pay off

      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Wow ballsy

        1. thecule
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Worried that Walcott might play off the bench haha, plus Pelle's been in form and they play Newcastle...

    12. Paganoi
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Nice to see Pereira on the bench. Looks like a good talent.

    13. Alan The Llama
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Romero at the age of 28 has 170 club appearances. Someone like Hart (same age) has almost double that. Schmeichel (also 28) has around 100 more.

      Second string keeper.

      1. Saniul
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Terrible keeper from what I have seen. Except one or two inspired performances for the national team.

    14. Wild Card this!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      C'mon FPL...need to use my WC

    15. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Dembele - I still remember his time at Fulham when he was a decent FPL pick.
      A winger at Spurs for this price can be lovely.

      1. Saniul
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        He'll play at CAM, not on the wings though...

      2. Lord Flashheart
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Maybe, but I can see eriksen number 10 and chadli and dembale flanking.

    16. mbrucie
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      United playing a 433 or 4231?

      1. Ridgewell's scores
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        4231

    17. Ziro Becomes One
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Didn't it use to update in 15 minutes? Servers crashed??

      1. Peggi
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        first GW of the season, I assume it takes longer

    18. edfiasco
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ramsey (C) + No Wally.

      Nervous.

    19. Sir David White
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Anybody make a crazy last minute purchase and bring in someone you didn't consider at any point over the last 3 months?

        Welcome aboard Yaya!

        1. thecule
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          LMAO. I swapped out Depay for Sterling

          1. PompeyUpNorth!
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            I tried to get rid of depay but didn't work!! Phew!!

            1. money face bandwagon
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              2 pts incoming

        2. JÆKS ⭐
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Rutland, went with Cech until yesterday

        3. Huddersfield
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Welcome AJ for me , i didn't want to pick Ritchie in the Last minute

      • super zlatan
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Loved the preamble Mark.

        1. AIRMILES
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          +1