634x258 Preamble
8 August 2015 3470 comments
Mark Mark
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I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. James LeBron
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Here is my official team

    Ruddy (Rudd)

    Azpilicueta - Mertesaker - Cedric - (O'Shea - Richards)

    Hazard - Walcott - Mane - Ritchie (Bentelab)

    Rooney - Kane - Sakho

    With 0.5 Left

    1. Mauro Boselli
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      very official

      1. Too Mane Men
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        haha, indeed.

    2. Texas Pete
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Looking good.

    3. RyanC
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Looks good. Where's your unofficial team?

  2. Texas Pete
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Oh but I've missed this. Saturday morning, reading FFS, waiting for the update... Bliss.

  3. PlayON
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Killian here from PlayON - Daily Fantasy Football,

    There's still 30 minutes to pick your teams and enter the £2,000 in GUARANTEED POTS on offer for Gameweek 1

    You can view all games in the games lobby here:
    https://playon.co/#/enter-games

    1. Bad Seed
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Hi Killian

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Partaken in a PlayOn league for the first time yesterday Killian

      What do you make of this team? 🙂

      Hennessey
      Ivan Bellerin Huth Francis
      Ramsey Ozil Depay Ritchie
      Pelle Lukaku

  4. Canadian Football
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Really interested to know how many players joined the game this year

    1. Saniul
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      2.8M so far. Would be 3M by GW2...

    2. Ziro Becomes One
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Two hours to deadline it was around 2.8 million.

      1. Canadian Football
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Similar to last year.

    3. sleecc
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      seems to be lesser than last season

      1. alastair
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        No, about the same

  5. Sheep Flavour
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Already hoping Depay doesnt score as I took him out last min...I hate this game. 🙂

    1. Canadian Football
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Wise move. Do not look back.

    2. Bolt-on
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Me too

    3. emperikal
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Really is a twisted game! Switched the (C) from Rooney to Walcott and now just hoping he doesn't go mental

    4. #WinterIsNotComing
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      hazard to pick an injury then and remain out for 3 months 😛

  6. Shakshuka
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    What now?

  7. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Rooney (C) who's with me? o/

    Good luck to everyone. Giggity

    1. Canadian Football
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      O/

    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      o/

    3. sleecc
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      o/

    4. Paganoi
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      \o/

    5. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Terrible decision. 😉

    6. stumanchuu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      (G)iggity yup

  8. Too Mane Men
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Sooooo, I've Captained Santi because my girlfriend just got back from Spain yesterday and said she liked the name...

    Now Hoping Rooney blanks... Oh god... What have I done.

    1. rocrocodile
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Your girlfriend has befriended a spanish waiter, and you captain Cazorla? Great weekend, bro!

    2. Peggi
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      if Santi blanks, get rid of her

      1. Donnie Brasco´s
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        hahaahahaahahah 🙂

      2. RoyaleBlue
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Yes! Haha

    3. Sheep Flavour
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      You didnt go with her to Spain?

  9. Peggi
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Update: still updating

  10. President John F. Keninnsie
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    UFPL players

    Who is your MD1 captain?

    1. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Roon, boring.

      1. President John F. Keninnsie
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Too boring for me 😉

        1. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Yeah, UFPL is good for captain punts. slighty disappointed in myself.

          1. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Gone for Ivan myself...

    2. Buck The Trent
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Roo

    3. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Pig

  11. Leeroy357
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Taking the piss now. I just want to look at my rivals team and start the mocking now

    1. JÆKS ⭐
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      ^This

    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Millions of people are playing in a lot of leagues. It's a lot of data to process.

      1. Christian Fox der zorn gott…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Millions of people are hitting refresh and that's a lot of wasted data

    3. Texas Pete
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Glad I'm not the only one. That fleeting feeling of superiority that lasts right up unti the scores star coming in.

      1. Leeroy357
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Luckily for me it is mostly a league of casuals. Only 1 other person takes it as seriously as I do

  12. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I am captained Hazard . Good luck to everyone 🙂

    1. Ridgewell's scores
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I'm George, nice to meet you.

      1. Ridgewell's scores
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        And good luck!

  13. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Sky Team

    Pantillimon
    Jenkinson - Morgan - Coates
    Hazard - Walcott - Mane - Payet - Gradel
    Aguero - Rooney

    Any advice?

    I think Gradel will get a few MOTM awards, he's a crowd pleaser. Not happy with double Sunderland, but they are by far the best value at that price...

    1. #WinterIsNotComing
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Aguero to start in GW1?

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        It's possible. A bench appearance is fine anyway.

        1. #WinterIsNotComing
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          last year he did score in his first appearance from the bench?

          1. Piggs Boson
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Yeah, 91st minute

            1. #WinterIsNotComing
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              My memory 😎

    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Adrian and Coates over Panti/Jenk frees up more funds I think

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I can't have two Coates' though

        1. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          I'll get my Coate

    3. Canadian Football
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Like it. You will be a step ahead of us all in gw 3

  14. Sheep Flavour
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    If De Gea does go Utd should be all over Loris.Great keeper, should be playing in the CL regularly. No offence to Spurs fans.

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      united aren't guaranteed to be in the cl though

      city/ars/che yes

    2. Leeroy357
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      No one disagrees with that. He is a quality keeper who is too good for Spurs but for whatever reason he seems happy to stay.

    3. Bolt-on
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Yeah it seems the case

    4. Brownpup
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I have heard in a spurs forum from someone supposedly 'in the know' that he will give them one more season and thats it

  15. Jay_
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Anyone else punt on Gomez ?

      1. DVassell
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Moreno and him will be heavily rotated imo- wait and see

      2. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        yep, probably a short term pick though

        1. Jay_
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Same, I'm rotating with Martin so no big deal if he don't play

        2. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Me

          1. Jay_
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Good to hear, good luck mate

        3. Mull
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Can anyone else not wait to listen to Michael Owen's dulcet commentary once again?

        4. DVassell
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          I've gone for Ox and Sinclair as GW 1 punts- wish me luck!

          1. Texas Pete
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Ox could be a fanastic pick. I'm certainly keeping an eye on him.

        5. Gaffa914
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Sterling (c)

          1. Bolt-on
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Nothing wrong with that

            1. Gaffa914
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Think he'll play striker?

        6. Huddersfield
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          GW1 team

          Mc Carthy

          Mert Huth Monreal (VC)

          Haz (C) Mahrez Ramsey Mané

          Tekkers Rooney Kane

        7. RoyaleBlue
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Good luck to everyone who owns players that would benefit me if they were to score. To the rest of you, I hope you get bad luck. Mwgahahaha

        8. Djmc119
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Anticipated biggest regrets for game week 1?

          1. I fear Depay may run riot.
          2. Doubling up on Leic defender/gk
          3. Lack of aguero!

          1. RyanC
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Not owning Benteke.

          2. Texas Pete
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            3. would be the one to haunt me.

          3. Huddersfield
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            1. Juan 's Goal + Assist
            2. Hennessey as Goalie
            3. Kozak brace

          4. #WinterIsNotComing
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            got depay. got leic def and gk.

        9. Drip Doctor
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Can't wait to get Lambert in when WBA fixtures ease, a great Aguero enabler.

        10. Boofsteino2
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          I know it's early days but did anyone else notice that total FPL is down? Reckon it's gone for good?

          1. Les Bleus
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            "Did anyone notice"

            You must be new here.

        11. Andrew7
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Baines (c)

          1. Donnie Brasco´s
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Respect!

          2. Sponge-worthy
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Never own him.

          3. Lord Flashheart
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Retro

        12. Donnie Brasco´s
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Oh my God, Arsenal is on 1st place......
          Unbelivable 🙂

          1. Jay_
              10 years, 4 months ago

              West Ham bottom, will still be like that Monday and possibly end of season (hope not ! )

            • Forza
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Spurs will be 2nd in 25 minutes... Must be rigged this year.

            • tissae
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Actually, oficially AFC Bournemouth is in the 1st place

              1. Donnie Brasco´s
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 4 months ago

                Oh, you are right! 🙂

          2. tissae
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Who will start is Norwich goalie, Ruddy or Rudd?

            1. AIRMILES
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              ruddy

            2. tissae
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              as*

          3. Lateriser 12
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Good luck all.

            Depay the first bandwagon shirley.

            1. Gunners n' Roses
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Naw Darmian.

          4. Acquafresca
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Morning folks!

            So how many players do people have playing in the early game?

            Just Rooney for me.

            1. Les Bleus
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Rooney and Chadli.

            2. RyanC
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Also just Rooney.

              1. gunnerboy
                • 13 Years
                10 years, 4 months ago

                Only Rooney but seriously think I should of got Kane 🙁

            3. Clam. ☘️
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Chadli and Rooney (c) from myself

            4. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Chadli

            5. yemzinho
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Rooney and Kane

            6. sleecc
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Rooney vs Kane

            7. Huddersfield
              • 10 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Kane & Roonpig

            8. thecule
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Depay and Kane

          5. Sheep Flavour
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            If Kane gets injured...do they have a decent spare ST bar Sold?

            1. RyanC
              • 11 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Sold raises the bar.

            2. Wings Fan
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              You may as well remove the "bar Sold" bit! 😛

          6. Wings Fan
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Ozil (C)

            #GutInstinct

            1. Donnie Brasco´s
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Ok, 16 pts incoming!