634x258 Preamble
8 August 2015 3470 comments
Mark Mark
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I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. RoyaleBlue
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    The balls of some people. Some of these captain choices are outrageous haha

    1. Wings Fan
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      GW1 is as good a time as any to go with a punt/your gut. Not much to base it on.

      Ozil for me

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I disagree.

      2. RoyaleBlue
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Good luck with that, I've gone Walcott.

        1. FantaCity
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Walcott C here too - big enough punt for me

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Agreed. GW1 is not the time for punts.

      Then you're playing catchup.

      1. Wings Fan
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Or everyone else is playing catch up

        1. Les Bleus
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Touché

      2. RoyaleBlue
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Would you class Walcott (C) as punty?

        1. Chenku╰☆╮
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Wally's gametime is the punt..

          1. Les Bleus
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            This.

          2. RoyaleBlue
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            I believe!

      3. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Conservative approach ftw^

        1. Les Bleus
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          😀

    3. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Whittaker and Dier GW 1 goals are fresh in the memories.

    4. thecule
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Pelle for me!

  2. Sponge-worthy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    37 mins already. Come on! Get it up!

    1. Paganoi
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Thats what she said.

    2. Wings Fan
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      The words of my ex-girlfriend the night before she left me

      1. The Raging Bull
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        LOL

    3. Zombie
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I hope that's not what she said

    4. Wings Fan
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      If only manager's team selections were as predictable as our humour, eh? 😉

      1. Sponge-worthy
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I knew what to expect!! 🙂

  3. Saniul
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Unconfirmed reports but Baines could be out for three months.

    http://toffeeweb.com/season/15-16/rumour-mill/30515.html

    ... Still wonder why would they send Garbutt on loan...

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Someone on the last page had Baines(c)

      1. gunnerboy
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        hahahaha

      2. RoyaleBlue
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Hahaha I saw that too

    2. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Isn't Oviedo stiill there?

      1. Stats Don\'t Lie
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        This, and he's a 4.5mid

      2. Saniul
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        He's more of a LM and less of a LB...

        1. Sheep Flavour
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Welcome to modern day LB's and RB's I think.

    3. Sheep Flavour
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      To be honest he was poor last season lived a bit on rep not form.

  4. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Highest scoring players this gw?

    I'll go with lukaku ox and kolarov

    1. JÆKS ⭐
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ruddy Koscielny Azpilicueta Huth Hazard Walcott Cazorla Milner Sakho Pelle and Rooney I think

    2. Hammers Select
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I'd love Lukaku to bang in a hat trick

    3. Sheep Flavour
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      EFC arent great going forward atm....I fear Watford to turn them over.

    4. Hanked
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ye I reckon Kolarov will do well, really frustrating not being able to pick him long term.

  5. Richard_b
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I feel ripped off. I was toying with the idea of Trippier yesterday. Decided to put him in, all indications that he'll start and is first choice. Pochetino then picks Walker. Ahhhhh!!

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Walker was nailed on apparently.

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Walker started Tuesday, Trippier Wednesday. All signs said Walker.

    3. sleecc
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Safety first, don't gamble.

    4. Belsunz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Which indications are you talking about? Because Walker starting on Tuesday was a clear sign he was going to be first choice for today (which, as a Spurs fan, I find frustrating tbh)

  6. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Wow its a little calm on here.

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Some people have passed out.

      Watch where you step.

      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Show your team again.

        1. Piggs Boson
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Schmeichel - Hennessey
          Cedric - Williams - Morgan - Coates - Francis
          Wal(c)ott - Fabregas - Mane - Mahrez - Surman
          Aguero - Rooney - Benteke

          1. Hanked
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            I like that team.

            1. Piggs Boson
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Thank you 🙂

    2. Sleep Talk
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      They're all busy refreshing

    3. RyanC
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Just thinking the same. One time visitors tend to flock here in the buildup to game week then disappear after an RMT or twenty-five.

      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Good for us.

  7. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Danny Rose injured.

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      we know thanks

    2. sylvanshine
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Or up for a Man UTd move.

      1. sleecc
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Chelsea more likely

        1. sylvanshine
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          you are right, i just forgot who was interested in him .

      2. Belsunz
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Not for sale.

        1. sylvanshine
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          to say that anyone from Spurs is NOT for sale is a bit ... 🙂

  8. gunnerboy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Hazard (C) for me. I thought spending so much on him have to Captain him

    1. CrouchDown
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Wow great reasoning

    2. Rafabio
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Ownership for me.

  9. Sean.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Just time for one last plug for my UFPL league'
    Over 30 in now, with a lot of top 50 guys from last season entered again

  10. JÆKS ⭐
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    How long is this going to take.
    Can't go on with my life before knowing which players my rivals have

  11. Wilshere Knowledge
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    @Squawka: Daley Blind won just 45% of his aerial duels in the Premier League last season. Man Utd's new CB. http://t.co/O9vxvWGU5N

    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Chadli brace incoming

    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      that grav..! 😆

      1. Wilshere Knowledge
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        😉

    3. Paganoi
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      He's a solid player but I do not like him at CB.

    4. GuyIncognito
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Chris Schmalling has his work cut out for him.

    5. Belsunz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Harry Kane says hi.

  12. GoonerByron
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Who's the best option for The Sun game? Ivanovic with 4 Premiership games or Smalling with 4 Premiership games + their 2 Europa league qualifiers?

    1. Sean.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Smalling

    2. No Pirlo No Party
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Still thinking my team over!! ahhhhhh.

      Ive gone for -

      Steklenburg
      Ivanovic - Koscielny - Bellerin - Soares
      Hazard - Ozil - Mata - Mane
      Rooney - Pelle

      All about the extra games. Not sold on the united defence with the GK situation. Double Arsenal is a risk. Considering Smalling/Darmian though....

  13. Hammers Select
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Fair play to the IT side of this website, first time in a while it hasnt crashed in a build up to the new season

  14. HappyMonday
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Any help...just for this week...Milner or Chadli?!

    1. Chenku╰☆╮
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      you are a but late mate..

    2. moo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      A bit late..

      1. HappyMonday
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Its for a different frantasy league game

    3. gunnerboy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    4. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Too late

    5. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      go Chadli mate

  15. 11bigboy11
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh*

  16. The Pep Revolution
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Walcott captain FTW

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Good luck. I almost didn't put him in.

      1. The Pep Revolution
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Thanks. Had a lot of doubt but went with him in the end. Will always remember that match against Newcastle where he scored four goals I think it was.

  17. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    @premierleague 1m ago

    #FPL update should be done in time for the 3 o'clock games. All about dat suspense.

  18. AIRMILES
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    FPL UPDATED.

    High five.

  19. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Post your team. I'm wondering if every team is almost exactly the same.

    Ruddy
    Mertesacker, Mings, Morgan
    Hazard(c), Walcott(v), Mane, Mahrez
    Rooney, Kane, Benteke

    Subs: Butland, Westwoood, Cedric, Coates

    1. sleecc
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      6/15 same as yours.

    2. JÆKS ⭐
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      7/15

    3. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Schmeichel
      Ivanovic // Koscielny // Cédric
      Hazard // Walcott // Chadli // Mahrez
      Agüero // Pellè // Sakho

      Subs: Hennessey // Westwood // Coates // Targett

  20. Fat B*d
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Updated!

  21. Sponge-worthy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    It's up baby!!

    1. Sponge-worthy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      That's what I said to her.

  22. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Updated 😯

    1. Leeroy357
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Is this a joke? Not working for me

  23. Lawrø
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Updated

  24. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I fear Depay here. Looking back, I'm not sure why i went with Mane over him.

  25. The Pep Revolution
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Its updated 🙂

  26. Jay_
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Rumours that 'anonymous' has hacked FPL in protest of the addiction it's causing to young mens lives

    • Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      WC active 😎

    • Sleep Talk
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      woop there it is

    • pundit of punts
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      What's Mark's ID?

    • Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      GO GO check those friends' teams!