634x258 Preamble
8 August 2015 3470 comments
Mark Mark
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I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    in H2H Leagues..

    "Matches will be generated at the round deadline"

    when will you know your opponent?

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      After today

  2. Mr. Grv
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    no9ooooo

  3. PogChamp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Anyone else gone double Villa this GW 😯

  4. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    0 pts 😯

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Is it just me or is it a lot bigger this year? 🙂

      1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        It's bloody huge

      2. tissae
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Thats what she said

    2. AIRMILES
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      -4!

  5. tissae
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Why cant I check my friends teams??

    1. Odikostar
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Click on their name, and then Gameweek 1

  6. pundit of punts
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Mark's,Granville's and Jonty's ID?

  7. Jay_
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Aaaarrhhhhh nooo

      Last minute transfers has left me with double Saints defence (Targett and Cedric) and Darmian on bench ! Ffs

      1. foreverton
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Saints have a better CS chance, not a bad move

        1. Jay_
            10 years, 4 months ago

            I've sacrificed Schmeichel for HenMcc to punt on Darmian first 3 fixtures, then WC after, feeling stupid right now, but like you say it could work out

        2. jayzico
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Ffs> fantasy football scout? gota love it 😉

          1. Jay_
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Lol 😀

        3. Somalion
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Tied for 1st Overall at the moment 😎

          1. Bolivian Seaman
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Don't let anyone overtake you

            1. Somalion
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Time to start bringing in my opponent's players 😉

            2. Jafooli
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              😆

          2. Forza
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Me too, OMG!

            1. Somalion
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Not for long 👿

          3. Jafooli
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Go So....... 😎

        4. gunnerboy
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          LOL at the points box

        5. Royal5
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Can't see rivals teams. Was hoping they had fixed this..

          1. tissae
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            same here

          2. Fat B*d
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Click on their name in your league, then select their Gameweek 1 - takes you to their team

            1. Royal5
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Thanks!

          3. il Brutto
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Press on the name of your rival then press on the GW1

        6. Acquafresca
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Anyone have the scouts league code?

          1. Alan The Llama
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            The homepage does.

        7. Bumblebee
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          What are the best team names you've seen this season? These are some of the good ones I've seen:
          Petr Cech Yourself
          Ninja Skrtels
          Show Me da Mane
          Game of throw ins
          Ctrl, Alt, de Laet
          Bacuna Mata(ta)
          HurriKane
          Ibe Got a Feeling
          Who Gives a Fuchs
          How I met your Mata

          1. Woy of the Wovers
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Shaw Mido Mané

          2. Bolivian Seaman
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Shakhtar senseless

          3. stevie
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            roonpig.com

          4. mojoindojo
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Fuchs Holebas Daley

            1. jayzico
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              hahaha brilliant

        8. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          OR 1st=, TV 100.0m

        9. Heydudes13
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Why is the points box so big lol

        10. Peggi
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          mine still says updating?

          1. Forza
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Stop refreshing and click a different link

            1. Peggi
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              im not refreshing the update page. I've logged out, logged back in and tried everything

          2. President John F. Keninnsie
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Same

            1. Peggi
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              figured out how to fix it yet?

          3. Costa in Wengerland
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Same

          4. Sheep Flavour
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            It means you cannot play it this season

            🙂

        11. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          This is shite, we need to know who our opponents have 😡

          1. Royal5
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Half the fun in GW1

          2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            you can see, just click on their team then gameweek 1

            1. Royal5
              • 14 Years
              10 years, 4 months ago

              Ah! Thanks!

          3. Absinthe Minded
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Click on the name and then view GW1 history

        12. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          If I have a poor week, I'm not looking forward to that massive points box staring at me.

        13. Mull
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Anyone else need a magnifying glass to see your points total?

          1. Jafooli
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            😆

          2. gunnerboy
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            haha

        14. The Train Driver
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Feel sorry for the ppl with Spurs defenders in their team...

          1. Royal5
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Same goes for United defenders

        15. Swanmoretime
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Good luck all

          1. pundit of punts
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Cheers GB.

        16. Every Dog Has Its Day
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          My rival has Courtoius (C) 😆

          1. Gorgles
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            And I left Hibbert on the bench!

        17. foreverton
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          No Utd or Spurs players...hoping for 1-1, schneiderlin and lamela goals 😀

        18. Forza
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Rival has triple Watford. I'm feeling good about this now!

          1. Sheep Flavour
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            I think its a cheeky bet EFC not to score.

        19. The Mandalorian
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Kane playing in goal and Chadli as CB

        20. Gorgles
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Come on!!! Tony Hibbert right now is in the team of the week and I benched him!!!

        21. Just A Hat
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Anyone have a link to Triggerlips team?