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26 September 2015 1839 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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Saturday’s tea-time kick-off finds a floundering Newcastle United outfit playing host to Chelsea at St James’ Park. The Magpies are yet to taste victory this term and will have their work cut out against a resurgent Blues side that bested Arsenal last time out.

The Toon’s most glaring deficiency this season has been a paucity of goal threat: the Tynesiders rank bottom of the pile for goals (three), attempts (50), shot on target (14) and big chances (three). Allied to this, only three teams have conceded more goals (nine) than Steve McClaren’s troops. On a more positive note, Newcastle will be clinging to memories of their hard-fought 0-0 draw away to Manchester United in Gameweek 3 as inspiration.

Chelsea are certainly not back to their best, but they showed real signs of improvement against the Gunners: only three sides conceded fewer shots inside the box (four) than the London club last Gameweek. Nonetheless, the Blues place joint-top – alongside Sunderland – for goals conceded in road matches (eight), underlining their struggles away from Stamford Bridge.

Robbed of Diego Costa through suspension, Jose Mourinho’s men will be charged up and seeking back-to-back wins as they bid to make up ground and fix their faltering title tilt.

  1. Licky
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Buh bye Hazard.

    1. clooz
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      yup. me too

  2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    OMG wijlandum

  3. 50 Shades Oshea
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    De bruyne or Sanchez...?

    Thanks

  4. Sleep Talk
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Newcastle scores again! 😀

  5. Ron_Swanson
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Mitrovic is a nutter!

    1. The Enlightener
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Was just going to say the same. What a whacko.

  6. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Fabregas at fault

  7. Egg noodle
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    LOLOLLLLLL

  8. Jay Jay Okocha
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Welp, unless Hazard or Azpi get on the score sheet I'm looking at 22 all out. Anybody worse?

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Rebalancing is taking place. Wildcard and copy the template asap.

  9. King Kav. QC at law
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Back in the title race, someone said earlier 😀

    1. Bucky Barnes
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      That's Liverpool 😉

  10. Simon69
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    OHHHH YESSSSSS!

  11. BlzE_94
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    LOOOOOOOOL 2-0 so glad i don't have any chelsea players! 🙂

  12. FrancescoLazio
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Lolllllll

  13. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Chelsea Resurgence my ar*e

  14. jam sandwich
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    they need to get Terry back in

  15. louisds
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Hahahahaha

  16. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Bogey side.

    1. Simon69
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Helped by how poor Chelsea have been this season.

    2. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Every team is Chelsea's bogey side this season. Except Arsenal of course...

  17. copps
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    they need to pan the camera onto mourinho

    1. GuyIncognito
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      He's probably watching the England vs Wales pregame.

  18. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Gomez - Azpi move scrapped

    1. Paulie Walnuts
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Same

  19. Sasquatch Slayer
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Azpi out would free up some funds...

  20. Holy See
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Toonil!

  21. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Corner was won because Hazard kept onto the ball for too long

  22. Pinky and Brain
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Mitrovic is mad man

  23. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Are you taking the piss!? Wijnaldum -> Sako on loan in UFPL!

  24. It’s gonna Ben Mee
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    José will be around for how much longer?

  25. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I think Chelsea are the most disliked side on this site

    1. GuyIncognito
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      The collapse of Leeds Utd made them the most hated club in England.

    2. copps
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      to be fair i think they're one of the most disliked sides in the game

    3. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      United then Chelsea.

    4. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I'm proud to say I feel that way.

    5. It’s gonna Ben Mee
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      You could remove "on this site" and it would correct as well.

    6. Holy See
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      All the 'big' clubs get a good going over when they're losing.

    7. Licky
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      We're not far behind to be fair though.

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Theres a few liverpool fans on here. When chelsea get panned, theres like only 1 or 2 defending the team

    8. GaGa Over Gazzaniga!!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      *looks at his grav and stays silent*

  26. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Perez could be a Wilson replacement option?

    1. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Yep.

  27. The Algerian Dream
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Hazard is really awful at the moment. Mou should give him a break, and I should get rid of the last of my Chelsea defenders.

  28. VS10_
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    And I was worried about not having Chelsea players...

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Next 2 GWs at home could be different.

  29. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    "The best team lost"

    - Mourinho

    1. Simon69
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      2-0 or more would be amazing. He has absolutely no excuses.

  30. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Normally as a Villa fan, I'd be more than happy to be 3 points behind Chelsea. But this season...heck currently we even have a better GD than them!