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26 September 2015 1839 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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Saturday’s tea-time kick-off finds a floundering Newcastle United outfit playing host to Chelsea at St James’ Park. The Magpies are yet to taste victory this term and will have their work cut out against a resurgent Blues side that bested Arsenal last time out.

The Toon’s most glaring deficiency this season has been a paucity of goal threat: the Tynesiders rank bottom of the pile for goals (three), attempts (50), shot on target (14) and big chances (three). Allied to this, only three teams have conceded more goals (nine) than Steve McClaren’s troops. On a more positive note, Newcastle will be clinging to memories of their hard-fought 0-0 draw away to Manchester United in Gameweek 3 as inspiration.

Chelsea are certainly not back to their best, but they showed real signs of improvement against the Gunners: only three sides conceded fewer shots inside the box (four) than the London club last Gameweek. Nonetheless, the Blues place joint-top – alongside Sunderland – for goals conceded in road matches (eight), underlining their struggles away from Stamford Bridge.

Robbed of Diego Costa through suspension, Jose Mourinho’s men will be charged up and seeking back-to-back wins as they bid to make up ground and fix their faltering title tilt.

  1. BlzE_94
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Hazard always gets lucky

  2. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Mark nails down his captain. Hazard bam bam bam

    1. Just A Hat
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Link to Marks Team???

      1. Just A Hat
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        nm found it!

  3. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    What will mou come up with now

  4. GAMBIT
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    That Hazard assist kills my gameweek, why oh why couldn't it have been Pedro

    1. Sasquatch Slayer
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      *Azpi

  5. Chucky
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Haz assist 🙂

  6. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Has assist

  7. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    RDM always played Ramires

  8. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Feck. Was hoping him to blank.

    Dodgy penalty and 3 baps coming for sure

  9. Hairy Potter
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Nice finish

  10. GREENDREAMS11
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    really glad for McClaren, quite like the guy as much as I cant stand Ashley. Hope Newcastle kick on from this

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      + 42, in every way. 🙂

  11. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    OK, time for wild card, I think. 😉

    Money ... 😀

    https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Money+-+Cabaret&t=osx&ia=videos&iai=I8P80A8vy9I

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Really?
      Who would you bring in? 😮

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        It is who is going ... out. Wilson, Gomis, Gomez, Schmeichel, and maybe Yaya or Sako, depending.

        1. Slam
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Studge/Vardy/Ighalo seem appealing at all as replacements?

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 4 months ago

            Indeed. But Studge will have to wait until week's end ... Vardy not right now ...

    2. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I agree. Now there will be tones of price changes

    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      I see Pelle came in for you. I would have had him if it weren't for next weeks fixture,

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        I was hardly quiet about it!!! 😀

  12. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Hazard owners celebrating..???

    1. AIRMILES
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Given I sold Sanchez for him...

  13. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    I suspect there would have been many more Sanchez transfers out if it wasn't for the injury to Silva

  14. jdoyle
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 4 months ago

    Jose with a big smile on the bench, he must have figured out his excuse.

  15. Jay_
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Hopefully Haz gets some baps too

      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        -1

    • Gaz Downright
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Time for Sánchez → Hazard then

      1. RÏɠBY
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        haha

      2. Drop Dead Tsimikas
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        Bahah!

    • FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Hazard = Martial as captain, so not that bad

    • TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Hazard and Ramires needs the baps now.

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        near*

    • jam sandwich
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Sanchez owner and red arrow club member reporting in

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        o/ 😕 🙁

      2. It’s gonna Ben Mee
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        What do you reckon the average will be?

    • Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Wow Hazard 😯

    • TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Hazard dangerous.

      1. Jay Jay Okocha
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        As he has been all season

    • Zero
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Hazard's eaten his spinach these last few minutes

    • the cromulent one
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Great block.

    • Sasquatch Slayer
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Hazard looking dangerous

    • Drop Dead Tsimikas
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Whoa. Nice run, some hearts might have dropped a moment.

    • NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Too selfish, Hazard.

    • Gazpilicueta
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Wildcard = activated

    • Chucky
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Tekkers haz

    • Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      Mbabu is very strong for a 20-year old

      1. Fred54
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        32 year old really. You know how it goes with them types...

    • Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 4 months ago

      A) YYT -> De Bruyne
      B) YYT -> Hazard
      C) Gomis -> Sturridge

      5.4 ITB… 1 FT

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 4 months ago

        A

        1. Slam
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 4 months ago

          Yah? You think so?
          Studge not appealing at all?