The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
7 November 2015 2115 comments
Mark Mark
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Granville’s recent calamitous transfers galvanised some navel gazing this week.

I was intrigued by the theory that transfer tinkering, particularly when accompanied by a points hit, was severely damaging our Fantasy Premier League (FPL) prospects.

My investigations were fuelled, not only by Granville’s recent transfer tragedy, but also the fortunes of a certain Sharon Brading – an FPL manager who had hit the heights of 17th in the world without making a single change to her squad.

An innocent in all this, Sharon’s season nonetheless presents an extraordinary case study, forcing us to question the merits of our decision-making.

It became clear that Sharon no longer had her hands on the wheel – her Ashley All Star squad is a “Ghostship” – drifting without guidance, pursuing the same course that was set back in Gameweek one.

That course has beat us all.

On the face of it, she made some canny early decisions. The faith in Leicester’s attacking assets has been key, along with the capture of high performing mid-price midfield options – Nathan Redmond and Yohan Cabaye. Meanwhile, Sharon has suffered injuries, but, as yet, none have presented the iceberg to sink her season.

While her campaign is a slap in the face for those deliberating points hits on a weekly basis, there is one big reason for her prosperity: Jamie Vardy.

The armband has been tattooed on Vardy from Gameweek 1 and Sharon has subsequently surfed the 144 points he’s gained her.

Meanwhile, Granville and I have been switching week-to-week, relying too much on Sergio Aguero and have mustered just 102 and 106 points in response.

Couple that with some questionable transfer decisions – Granville’s Gameweek 11, my punt on an early Eden Hazard revival – and suddenly a yawning gap has opened up. Our hands-on efforts have proved futile.

While Granville and I neglect family to dedicate hours to reclusive tinkering, Sharon has doubtless been interacting with human beings and pondering matters other than the merits of Anthony Martial strike rate.

Everything is wrong.

How do we put things straight? For starters, both Granville and I have to start finding the right captain – we have to stumble upon an antidote to Sharon’s intoxicating Vardy potion.

Digging deeper, it was clear that our failure to find points with the armband doesn’t just pale next to Sharon’s example.

Andy, top of the FFS contributors league and ranked 73 in the world, has gained 26% of his points from his captain. Ironically, that’s the same percentage gained by the current overall FPL leader, Ryan Grzegowski.

Back on 18%, Granville and I can’t cite failing transfers for reason why we’re treading water – our squads have lacked leadership.

Quite simply, we need some goals from our captains and Granville has to apologise to Riyad Mahrez.

Only then can we hope to force Sharon into abandoning her social life, coaxing her into the indignity of actually logging back in to her squad.

Enjoy your Saturday mornings while you can, Sharon.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Golden Venture
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Start:

    1. Butland (CHE)
    2. Schmeichel (WAT)

    and

    a. Dawson (mun)
    b. Williams (nor)

    Cheers

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      butland
      williams

      1. Golden Venture
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Cheers!

  2. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Who is Sharon?

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Legend

    2. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Dead team - 17th overall

    3. Top 210 Club
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Djemba is Sharon

      1. Gooner97
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        My Sharon a

    4. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Je Suis Sharon.

    5. Mark-O
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Sharon is a T-bot sent by Skynet from the future to infiltrate in 2015 and destroy those active users with her miraculously high double digit ranking in FPL.

      Vardy(c) every GW, 0 transfers. Like a boss.

    6. Zombie
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      She is the quick and the dead..she is the one with basic instinct..she is the woman!

    7. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      She's filth

    8. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Ariel. Swapped career from killing Palestines to fantasy footy...

  3. Steirish
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Play Francis or Williams?

    1. For Fuchs Sake
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Williams, if Swans get a CS, he'll hoover up the BPS

      1. BIG TONES
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Waited two months for this to happen with Williams and ditched him. Good luck though

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Have you got a poster of him?

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Here's a cookie.

      1. S.Kuqi
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Thanks mate 🙂

      2. Pariße
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Jax, as I promised I'm going to ask you for captain suggestios this GW 🙂
        De Bruyne, Vardy, Mahrez or Alexis?

        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Alexis

          1. Pariße
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            thank you 🙂

    3. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I started with him 😎

      1. S.Kuqi
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I didn't 😀

  4. For Fuchs Sake
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Who's going with KDB as captain?

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Jafooli.

      1. For Fuchs Sake
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Huh? Speak English boy!!! 🙂

        1. Billy Gilmore
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          ^ Ban this one Jafooli

    2. DameCorp
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yep

  5. Lone Wolf FPL
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    KDB+Vardy for Hazard+Berahino for -4:
    A) yes
    B) no

    1. Stats Don\'t Lie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      yes

  6. BIG TONES
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    So how bad are Villa at the back? Haven't watched any of their matches this year

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Not terrible, not great. I sense things will go terribly from now on.

      1. BIG TONES
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Hmmm Bony

    2. Root
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Attacking is a bigger problem for them. Kolarov (C)

      1. KT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Did this last week= disaster (missed pen)

        1. Root
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          🙁

    3. Kaki Tido
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Bad but not as bad as Sunderland or Norwich. Probably Chelsea level of bad.

  7. KeepCalm
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Bony or Vardy cap?

    1. Bob.
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Bony

    2. Neto
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Jamie

  8. Kaki Tido
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Just watched a highlight of Aston Villa vs Man City(Mark Hughes era) and Agbonlahor scored a hat-trick. Now he can't even hit a barn door. How time flies...

    1. BIG TONES
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Was never that great to be fair. I do remember that game though

      1. Kaki Tido
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        But I think Remi Garde might come good for them. Good record with young players plus many are French speakers too.

        1. BIG TONES
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          They should score more if it's a Garde team, duno about their defence though as I haven't watched them play

    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Time flies like an arrow
      Fruit flies like a banana

      Again

  9. Zombie
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Too late to say "my favorite article"? (even without reading it)

    1. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Is this sass I'm hearing?

      1. Zombie
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Too subtle, was I?

  10. Antonio J
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Repost. Who to captain?
    A Mane
    B Kane
    C Mahrez
    Thoughts appreciated

  11. Sz21
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Theres going to be a few very smart people on here as the GW unfolds... saying.. I told ye so!!!

    What are those people saying now?
    Need to decide on my Capt.

  12. Carcetti
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Payet or Ighalo?

  13. Iceball
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I can see 3 goals from Lecester and Vardy beat record, but who gets more points Vardy or Mahrez?

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You posted this already.

  14. MIKEY BORO
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Should I captain De Bruyne or Bony?

    1. Root
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Yes

      1. MIKEY BORO
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        ?

  15. thep025
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Who else is going with Sterling as captain? Thoughts?

    1. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Form and fixtures, yes.

    2. Root
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      MrReilly

  16. GreennRed
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Hart
    Moreno, Williams
    Sanchez, Willian, Payet, Mahrez (C), De Bruyne
    Ighalo, Costa, Vardy
    McCarthy, Oxford, Bellerin, Darmian

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      That's a squad.

  17. boredjames
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Watford are a far better defensive unit than Villa. And Man City are a far better attacking force then Leicester. So Bony (c) looks obvious to me.

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      The same Bony who couldn't hit a barndoor with a banjo v leaky Norwich?

      1. boredjames
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Yeah, but he was fantastic midweek

    2. S.Kuqi
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      It does. Best captain option by distance

    3. GreennRed
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Villa have a new manager. An ex defender / defensive mid 😉

      Parking the bus.

  18. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    who's a better pick? smalling or moreno?

    1. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      smalling

    2. Zombie
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Smalling

  19. mattzkn
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Free transfer and 0.4 ITB. My back line is:

    Cedric, Bertrand, Moreno, Jaanmat, Ward

    Who should i bring in?

    1. captaincuddles
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      No one save the transfer

  20. captaincuddles
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Pick one of each please :

    Williams or Evans
    Mata or gomis
    Captain mane or sanchez

    Cheers

  21. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    2 fts, who do I get rid of?

    Martial
    Bellerin
    Darmian
    Prodl

    1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      How much ITB?

      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        5m

        1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Darmian > Rojo

          Save the other and do Martial > Agüero in a week or so.

    2. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Martial as he might play

  22. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Sharon (c)

    Anyone with me?

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Feckin Sharon...

    2. toerag
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      lol

  23. MIKEY BORO
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    How are we listening to Granville in the podcast? Clearly he has zero knowledge of football. He sold Mahrez and Countinho last week, for god's sake.

    1. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Selling Mahrez was weird but you can understand the Coutinho one.

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      LOL

    3. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Shut up.

    4. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      If you have everyone agreeing the scoutcast it would be boring. Granville is the entertaining friction.

  24. the dom 1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    KDB or Mahrez for Cpt?

    Or Vardy???

    Help please?

    1. toerag
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      HAHAHAHAH

      1. toerag
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Just keep reding - last 12 pages have been this 🙂

    2. S.Kuqi
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Who do think will score most?

  25. PURPLE-RONNIE
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    So play butland or Ruddy?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      butland

  26. Mark-O
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Hands up if your FPL ranking is below Sharon.

    o/

    1. Je suis le chat
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Bad and all as some of us are (670k), we'll surely pass her after the dgws.

  27. OptimusBlack
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Who to bench ?

    A- Mane

    B- Pelle

  28. The Mandalorian
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Ghost teams from now on could be called 'Sharons' after the queen of ghost ships.

    1. toerag
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      nice

    2. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      This.

  29. Je suis le chat
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I wonder has anyone been really successful just captaining a defender/keeper.

    1. Mark-O
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Kolarov last week.. zero.

      1. Je suis le chat
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Could be Kolas week this with Sterling back.