The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
7 November 2015 2115 comments
Mark Mark
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Granville’s recent calamitous transfers galvanised some navel gazing this week.

I was intrigued by the theory that transfer tinkering, particularly when accompanied by a points hit, was severely damaging our Fantasy Premier League (FPL) prospects.

My investigations were fuelled, not only by Granville’s recent transfer tragedy, but also the fortunes of a certain Sharon Brading – an FPL manager who had hit the heights of 17th in the world without making a single change to her squad.

An innocent in all this, Sharon’s season nonetheless presents an extraordinary case study, forcing us to question the merits of our decision-making.

It became clear that Sharon no longer had her hands on the wheel – her Ashley All Star squad is a “Ghostship” – drifting without guidance, pursuing the same course that was set back in Gameweek one.

That course has beat us all.

On the face of it, she made some canny early decisions. The faith in Leicester’s attacking assets has been key, along with the capture of high performing mid-price midfield options – Nathan Redmond and Yohan Cabaye. Meanwhile, Sharon has suffered injuries, but, as yet, none have presented the iceberg to sink her season.

While her campaign is a slap in the face for those deliberating points hits on a weekly basis, there is one big reason for her prosperity: Jamie Vardy.

The armband has been tattooed on Vardy from Gameweek 1 and Sharon has subsequently surfed the 144 points he’s gained her.

Meanwhile, Granville and I have been switching week-to-week, relying too much on Sergio Aguero and have mustered just 102 and 106 points in response.

Couple that with some questionable transfer decisions – Granville’s Gameweek 11, my punt on an early Eden Hazard revival – and suddenly a yawning gap has opened up. Our hands-on efforts have proved futile.

While Granville and I neglect family to dedicate hours to reclusive tinkering, Sharon has doubtless been interacting with human beings and pondering matters other than the merits of Anthony Martial strike rate.

Everything is wrong.

How do we put things straight? For starters, both Granville and I have to start finding the right captain – we have to stumble upon an antidote to Sharon’s intoxicating Vardy potion.

Digging deeper, it was clear that our failure to find points with the armband doesn’t just pale next to Sharon’s example.

Andy, top of the FFS contributors league and ranked 73 in the world, has gained 26% of his points from his captain. Ironically, that’s the same percentage gained by the current overall FPL leader, Ryan Grzegowski.

Back on 18%, Granville and I can’t cite failing transfers for reason why we’re treading water – our squads have lacked leadership.

Quite simply, we need some goals from our captains and Granville has to apologise to Riyad Mahrez.

Only then can we hope to force Sharon into abandoning her social life, coaxing her into the indignity of actually logging back in to her squad.

Enjoy your Saturday mornings while you can, Sharon.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. mad_beer ✅
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    What's done is done. Let's enjoy this week as we sit behind the couch. 🙂

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Bit I've got things to do.

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Must be getting quite cozy in there ... 😉

  2. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    *Waits for Nate to miss the deadline*

    1. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Attention seeker

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        I actually love his posts

        1. Syd.
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Some of them can be okay

  3. FDMS All Starz
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Over the past 5 mins....ighalo has went from being my sub to being the captain, mane benched....wish me luck guys!!!

  4. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    SWITCHED (c) from Vardy to Bony last second. Oh dear.

    1. FPL Puppy
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Probably a better choice. Believe in your decisions!

    2. BIG TONES
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Almost went the other way!!

  5. Lyonnais
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Janmaat and Wijnaldum starting

  6. KOLASINA(C)
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Oh my god, Scout Picks have failed already... No Wij

    1. Demí
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Van Dij fail

      1. KOLASINA(C)
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        haha

    2. KOLASINA(C)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      whoops, wrong lineup

  7. FPL Puppy
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY!

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Good luck my players.

  8. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Everton are unbeaten in the last 17 games in the PL against West Ham

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      yeah mentioned already.

  9. JayBomb
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    KDB captain here we go!

    1. KOLASINA(C)
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      o/

  10. Trigg ⭐️
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Someone else posting a fake lineup a minute before deadline?

    GROW UP!

    1. Rusty Nail
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      lol seen that had no wijn or janmaat was wondering what was happening

  11. tambourineman
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Time's up. You may now undermine each other's confidence.

  12. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    This is gonna be a fun GW. Some people are captaining players others have benched!

    1. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Payet in particular

  13. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Surman starts

  14. Trae44
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Had about 4 different players with the armband on in the last 2 minutes, some how it's ended on Pelle what have I done

    1. Silky_Smooth ~
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Did alright against Chelsea didn't he!

      1. Trae44
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Yeah, wouldn't mind a repeat of that 🙂

  15. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Pens down time?

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      No-one was holding one.

  16. Jazz!
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Lineup last page is wrong. De Jong doesn't start, Wijnaldum starting.

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      yeah it was troll, but after last time nobody should fall for these

      1. KOLASINA(C)
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Hulked troll lol

        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          quite masterful

  17. Jonny HOW SON?
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Cherries XI: Federici, Smith, Francis, Distin, Daniels, Ritchie, Gosling, Surman, Arter, Stanislas, King. #afcb #BOUNEW

    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Stanislas 4.2

    2. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      King Stanis.

      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        King Stanis haha

    3. Mark-O
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Federici over Boruc. Good luck Toons... 8)

      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Where is Glenn Murray?

    4. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Who is striker??

  18. Arteta
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Alexis (c) B)

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I was so tempted to switch last minute but didn't end up doing it

      1. Arteta
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        It was so many good options and I'm trusting him even when he's not in form. I hope it pays off.

  19. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Don't get how people still have final decisions to make at 11.45.

    Just can't do that myself.

    1. Numb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Always set my team Friday night and leave it. Good news for you.

      1. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Good job I'm the same.

  20. Numb
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Draft game (no autosubs) - play

    A. Mbemba - definitely playing
    B. Phil Jones - probably playing

    Cheers

    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Jones

      1. Numb
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        That's what I thought. Thanks

  21. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Stanislas is gonna be my new bench fodder

    1. sleecc
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I'd rather get someone 0.1 more and nailed.

  22. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Southampton have only won one game away from home

    1. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      But...but it's Sunderland

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      They haven't lost though.

  23. MIKEY BORO
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    AFC Bournemouth ‏@afcbournemouth 2 mins2 minutes ago
    Cherries XI: Federici, Smith, Francis, Distin, Daniels, Ritchie, Gosling, Surman, Arter, Stanislas, King. #afcb #BOUNEW

  24. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Quietly confident of 3pts from my captain this week 😉

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Who is it GB?

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Sanchez 🙂

        1. Back on the horse
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Same

        2. *sigh*
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          o/

    2. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      same

  25. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Mahrez (c)

    oh dear

    1. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Mahrez (c) here too. Be brave!

      1. Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        😀

  26. Morbius
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    @SkySportsNewsHQ 55s55 seconds ago
    Newcastle team to play Bournemouth: Elliot, Janmaat, Mbemba, Coloccini, Dummett, Sissoko, Anita, Tiote, Wijnaldum, Perez, Mitrovic.

    1. Numb
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Dummett - check

  27. Slam
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Kane{C} unite 🙂

  28. FPL Puppy
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    BAN all the people posting false line-ups. This is getting ridiculous.

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      And CAPS lock posts.

  29. Mark-O
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Where is Glenn?

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Dead

  30. nikobg
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Captained Sanchez and played all out attack chip.