The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
7 November 2015 2115 comments
Mark Mark
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Granville’s recent calamitous transfers galvanised some navel gazing this week.

I was intrigued by the theory that transfer tinkering, particularly when accompanied by a points hit, was severely damaging our Fantasy Premier League (FPL) prospects.

My investigations were fuelled, not only by Granville’s recent transfer tragedy, but also the fortunes of a certain Sharon Brading – an FPL manager who had hit the heights of 17th in the world without making a single change to her squad.

An innocent in all this, Sharon’s season nonetheless presents an extraordinary case study, forcing us to question the merits of our decision-making.

It became clear that Sharon no longer had her hands on the wheel – her Ashley All Star squad is a “Ghostship” – drifting without guidance, pursuing the same course that was set back in Gameweek one.

That course has beat us all.

On the face of it, she made some canny early decisions. The faith in Leicester’s attacking assets has been key, along with the capture of high performing mid-price midfield options – Nathan Redmond and Yohan Cabaye. Meanwhile, Sharon has suffered injuries, but, as yet, none have presented the iceberg to sink her season.

While her campaign is a slap in the face for those deliberating points hits on a weekly basis, there is one big reason for her prosperity: Jamie Vardy.

The armband has been tattooed on Vardy from Gameweek 1 and Sharon has subsequently surfed the 144 points he’s gained her.

Meanwhile, Granville and I have been switching week-to-week, relying too much on Sergio Aguero and have mustered just 102 and 106 points in response.

Couple that with some questionable transfer decisions – Granville’s Gameweek 11, my punt on an early Eden Hazard revival – and suddenly a yawning gap has opened up. Our hands-on efforts have proved futile.

While Granville and I neglect family to dedicate hours to reclusive tinkering, Sharon has doubtless been interacting with human beings and pondering matters other than the merits of Anthony Martial strike rate.

Everything is wrong.

How do we put things straight? For starters, both Granville and I have to start finding the right captain – we have to stumble upon an antidote to Sharon’s intoxicating Vardy potion.

Digging deeper, it was clear that our failure to find points with the armband doesn’t just pale next to Sharon’s example.

Andy, top of the FFS contributors league and ranked 73 in the world, has gained 26% of his points from his captain. Ironically, that’s the same percentage gained by the current overall FPL leader, Ryan Grzegowski.

Back on 18%, Granville and I can’t cite failing transfers for reason why we’re treading water – our squads have lacked leadership.

Quite simply, we need some goals from our captains and Granville has to apologise to Riyad Mahrez.

Only then can we hope to force Sharon into abandoning her social life, coaxing her into the indignity of actually logging back in to her squad.

Enjoy your Saturday mornings while you can, Sharon.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Ayew Holding Mee Cork
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    Has anyone posted the Liverpool lineup this week?

    1. Jax
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      no.

  2. The Bandit
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    Whoever hulked that fake line up should be ashamed! 😡

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      + 42!!!

    2. Ziro Becomes One
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      This. Mods should be 100% certain.

    3. Numb
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      Take away their hulking privileges for a week!

      1. Zombie
        • 13 Years
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        FFS version of grounding? Naaaiiccee!

        1. Numb
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          The naughty step!

    4. King Kav. QC at law
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      Lol.

    5. Djerbil
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      ban the mod

    6. Obi Wan Elokobi
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      Jesus WR we all make mistakes.

      1. The Bandit
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        I think you miss the point

        1. Obi Wan Elokobi
          • 14 Years
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          To be fair I missed what happened just seen a hulked banned comment.

    7. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
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      Whoever hulks this should be proud

    8. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
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      Probably me WR, sorry. I have this ridiculous belief that this place is not entirely populated by tossers.
      Apparently I was wrong.

      1. Optimus.
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        Hand over your badge to me INF, you had a good run 😉 🙂

      2. The Bandit
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        A gravless poster, before the due time, missing the two players everyone has? Stood out like a sore thumb tbf. Forgiven though 🙂

        1. Fitzy.
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          And with 'Mike' as part of his name - probably not a coincidence.

    9. Clump
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      There is one every week. Nevery take any notice of line ups, unless I recognise the poster.

  3. MIKEY BORO
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    AFC Bournemouth ‏@afcbournemouth 2 mins2 minutes ago View translation
    Susbtitutes: Boruc, Cook, Bennett, MacDonald, Tomlin, Kermorgant, Rantie. #afcb #BOUNEW

    1. The Bandit
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      Do one tosser

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
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        this

      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
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        + 42.

    2. The Bandit
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      This is the cretin who posted the fake line up, just after slagging off Granville using a different name

      1. MIKEY BORO
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        umm this line-up is real. Check the twitter page before making accusation. You biggot.

        1. Fitzy.
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          Why'd you post the fake Newcastle one then clown?

          1. MIKEY BORO
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            This is real...

            1. Fitzy.
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              Doesn't excuse the other post. Hope you're banned.

        2. The Bandit
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          I never said it wasn't true, I said you were a tosser.

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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            Onanism is rife.

  4. JJO
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    Cmon Ritchie captain!!!

  5. Optimus.
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    Decided to go out on a limb and (c) the top scorer in the league

    1. FPL Blow-In
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      That's a serious punt

  6. Trigg ⭐️
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    So, who did you BENCH?

    Mane here.

    1. Red Star Toro
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      AoA.

    2. The Chosen One...
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      Eriksen

    3. pundit of punts
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      Pelle 🙄

    4. FPL Puppy
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      Yaya

    5. nikobg
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      All out attack

    6. Eden Hazardous
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      Sako....

    7. Somalion
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      Costa

    8. VS10_
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      Richards

    9. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
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      Silva.

    10. Slam
      • 10 Years
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      Barkley

    11. Gazza2000
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      Westwood

    12. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
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      Lamela.

    13. SirStevieG
      • 13 Years
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      Wijnaldum.

    14. Valar(Keith)
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      Yaya

      1. Valar(Keith)
        • 16 Years
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        oh wait.. i started Yaya in the end 🙂 .. benched ighalo

    15. Optimus.
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      Martial

    16. Arteta
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      Ighalo

    17. tm245
      • 14 Years
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      AOA

    18. KOLASINA(C)
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      AOA, like a man.

    19. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
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      Mata

    20. 50 Shades Oshea
      • 12 Years
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      cabaye

    21. Sting
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
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      Kane

    22. Disco Pat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
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      AOA

  7. Red Star Toro
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    Any Mahrez captainters here?

    1. Jazz!
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      Ya

  8. pundit of punts
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    Captains call.

    KDB(c) here.

    1. Bubz
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      Mahrez

    2. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
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      Riyad Mahrez.

    3. The Raging Bull
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      Mahrez

    4. Saniul
      • 13 Years
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      Alexis. 😛

    5. The Chosen One...
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      Lukaku

    6. Ziro Becomes One
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      Mané.

    7. Dynamic Duos
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      Sterling

      1. sleecc
        • 10 Years
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        o/

    8. nikobg
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      Sanchez

    9. Numb
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      Ditto

    10. Rusty Nail
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      Big Bony Wilf

      1. Solano's Trumpet
        • 15 Years
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        Mitrovic

    11. Eden Hazardous
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      Sterling £

      1. KOLASINA(C)
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        Shaq

      2. sleecc
        • 10 Years
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        same here

    12. Gazza2000
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Wilfried

    13. King Kav. QC at law
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      Bony.

    14. Silky_Smooth ~
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      not many people went kdb it seems (I did)

    15. Declan
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      Mitrovic

    16. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Vardy.

    17. BIG TONES
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      Bony

    18. nikobg
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      quite some variety

    19. Valar(Keith)
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      Where all the Vardy captainers disappeared?

    20. Arteta
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      Alexis

    21. Costa in Wengerland
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      Yaya

    22. Diva
      • 11 Years
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      Bony

    23. FPL Blow-In
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Wow all the Jamie captainers gone? Vardy here! Going for the record

    24. Iceball
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
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      KDB

  9. The Raging Bull
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    Mahrez (c). Can he do it again this GW?

    1. Jazz!
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      He is the Algerian Messi.

      1. The Raging Bull
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        I'm happy to take a goal from a penalty from him!

        1. Valar(Keith)
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          Better hope they get a penalty after Vardy scores though.. else he could take it to keep the record going 😉

    2. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      hope so

  10. Puyol Pants Up
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    Did you guys actually believe De Jong was starting?....

    1. Solano's Trumpet
      • 15 Years
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      I did because away from home on the counter his passing range is dangerous and he can hold the ball better than anyone else in the squad

  11. Iceball
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Last minute changed Vardy to KDB(C). Top team vs bottom team made it but I think Vardy will score 1 and beat record so it was difficult choice

  12. Realdeal14
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    Captained Mitrovic fingers crossed

    1. The Raging Bull
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      for being brave, I salute you.

      1. Realdeal14
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        Thanks. We will see what happens in the end of the match.

    2. Solano's Trumpet
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      ditto mate

  13. The Chosen One...
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    That Bournemouth team looks poor

    1. Jax
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      Doesn't it always?

      1. The Chosen One...
        • 13 Years
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        At least they stood a chance with Wilson, Gradel, Elphick, Francis at RB, etc.

    2. Somalion
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      Standard procedure

    3. Numb
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      It's fake

      1. King Kav. QC at law
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        It's real(ly) poor.

    4. BIG TONES
      • 11 Years
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      Needs reinforcements in January

  14. Dynamic Duos
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    So this was me at deadline.

    Myhill
    Janmaat Cedric Monreal
    Sterling(c) Mane Payet Sanchez(vc)
    Lukaku Kane Bony

    McCarthy Cabaye Richards Gomez

    Come on Janmaat make it a great start.

  15. Puyol Pants Up
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    Is Francis playing CB?

    1. Jazz!
      • 11 Years
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      Yeah

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
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      Yes

    3. Rusty Nail
      • 10 Years
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      played there vs saints also

    4. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
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      Damn. I thought he was still playing as a WB. CS is all I can hope for I guess, no attacking returns 🙁

  16. Gooner97
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    Fake NC lineup? Why?

  17. Dr Dream
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    Went with Vardy (c)....In truth I think everybody has a good captain this week but with no stand out one...Good luck to all, whoever you picked.

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      - and to you, Sir! 😀

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
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      Good luck Wakey . I agree no bad choices and the it was a very interesting preamble

    3. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Vardy (c) here too. Good luck.

  18. Davido989
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    quite a few trolls recently..posting team news should be banned, I'm sure we can all check for ourselves. you don't even have to have a twitter account to access it

    1. King Kav. QC at law
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      Ruins genuine hot topics too.

    2. Ayew Serious
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      Or just wait for reliable people to post. Never trust a gravless randomer

  19. Ayew Serious
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    Can we all agree Stanislas is the most exciting thing to come from the line ups 4.2 :ozil:

    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
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      King 4.2 as well I think?

  20. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
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    Hulkgate.

    1. mad_beer ✅
      • 11 Years
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      Investigation needed.

    2. Eden Hazardous
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      The Siem Travesty

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
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        *De Siem Travest rather 😉

        1. Eden Hazardous
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          **Travesty rather

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  21. Jebiga
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    Vardy captainers unite o/

  22. Slam
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    Ok I'm off,
    let your players get lots of points this week!

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
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      Good luck lad

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
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        As to you BF 🙂

    2. King Kav. QC at law
      • 10 Years
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      Only my players, not the others.

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
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        Who used to say that? I forget….

    3. Egg noodle
      • 15 Years
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      Have a good weekend bud

      1. Slam
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        🙂 Have a good one as well!!

    4. Jebiga
      • 13 Years
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      Thanks, you too. Good luck

  23. El Patron
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    Mahrez(c) 2 goals, Vardy 0 goals and a rc 😀

    1. King Kav. QC at law
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      Bore off.

    2. Alittude
      • 10 Years
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      nice one alberto el patron

  24. Slartibartfast
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Had KDB (c) aaaall week, 2 mins before deadline panic-switched to Mahrez. Not sure of the logic behind it, but here's hoping it works out.

  25. Obi Wan Elokobi
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Score predictions for Bournemouth Newcastle.

    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
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      Newcastle to win but concede.

    2. Egg noodle
      • 15 Years
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      0-0 I have £5 on it.

    3. Declan
      • 15 Years
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      2-2

    4. Davido989
      • 15 Years
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      0-0

    5. Jax
      • 16 Years
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      something we won't predict.

    6. Ayew Serious
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      1-1 Stanislas Tiote

    7. KOLASINA(C)
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      I love your grave haha

    8. Champione
      • 10 Years
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      1-3

    9. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 13 Years
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      0-3

  26. FDMS All Starz
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    Last min switch......ighalo from bench to captain!!!!

    1. Jebiga
      • 13 Years
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      Nice !

  27. Sting
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    I switched to mahrez last minute. Cue blank and yellow card in a 0-1 defeat.

  28. Alittude
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    I shat me bricks in a jar beside the bed

  29. tm245
    • 14 Years
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    Nice preamble. Misery loves company so this was a good read.

  30. Sponge-worthy
    • 13 Years
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    KDB captain! Who with me??