The Pre-Match Preamble - Gameweek 38 Preamble
7 November 2015 2115 comments
Mark Mark
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Granville’s recent calamitous transfers galvanised some navel gazing this week.

I was intrigued by the theory that transfer tinkering, particularly when accompanied by a points hit, was severely damaging our Fantasy Premier League (FPL) prospects.

My investigations were fuelled, not only by Granville’s recent transfer tragedy, but also the fortunes of a certain Sharon Brading – an FPL manager who had hit the heights of 17th in the world without making a single change to her squad.

An innocent in all this, Sharon’s season nonetheless presents an extraordinary case study, forcing us to question the merits of our decision-making.

It became clear that Sharon no longer had her hands on the wheel – her Ashley All Star squad is a “Ghostship” – drifting without guidance, pursuing the same course that was set back in Gameweek one.

That course has beat us all.

On the face of it, she made some canny early decisions. The faith in Leicester’s attacking assets has been key, along with the capture of high performing mid-price midfield options – Nathan Redmond and Yohan Cabaye. Meanwhile, Sharon has suffered injuries, but, as yet, none have presented the iceberg to sink her season.

While her campaign is a slap in the face for those deliberating points hits on a weekly basis, there is one big reason for her prosperity: Jamie Vardy.

The armband has been tattooed on Vardy from Gameweek 1 and Sharon has subsequently surfed the 144 points he’s gained her.

Meanwhile, Granville and I have been switching week-to-week, relying too much on Sergio Aguero and have mustered just 102 and 106 points in response.

Couple that with some questionable transfer decisions – Granville’s Gameweek 11, my punt on an early Eden Hazard revival – and suddenly a yawning gap has opened up. Our hands-on efforts have proved futile.

While Granville and I neglect family to dedicate hours to reclusive tinkering, Sharon has doubtless been interacting with human beings and pondering matters other than the merits of Anthony Martial strike rate.

Everything is wrong.

How do we put things straight? For starters, both Granville and I have to start finding the right captain – we have to stumble upon an antidote to Sharon’s intoxicating Vardy potion.

Digging deeper, it was clear that our failure to find points with the armband doesn’t just pale next to Sharon’s example.

Andy, top of the FFS contributors league and ranked 73 in the world, has gained 26% of his points from his captain. Ironically, that’s the same percentage gained by the current overall FPL leader, Ryan Grzegowski.

Back on 18%, Granville and I can’t cite failing transfers for reason why we’re treading water – our squads have lacked leadership.

Quite simply, we need some goals from our captains and Granville has to apologise to Riyad Mahrez.

Only then can we hope to force Sharon into abandoning her social life, coaxing her into the indignity of actually logging back in to her squad.

Enjoy your Saturday mornings while you can, Sharon.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Hank Moody
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Big balls Mane captain here?

    1. Zizoulicious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      0/

  2. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Bit weird having a published article about Sharon Brading I'm assuming without her knowledge.

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Not as weird as her being in the top 100.

    2. Swanremainsthesame
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Perhaps Anonymous will track her down to let her know she is an internet legend.
      Odds on her being a sweet old granny with 17 cats?

  3. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I hope benching Westwood doesn't come back to bite me 🙁

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      What could possibly go wrong? 😉

    2. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Played him ahead of Payet 😎

    3. stachman
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Prey he doesn't play... Otherwise, you'll be screwed...

    4. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      This.

      Can see him scoring a brace 🙁

      1. Jafooli
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Westwood - NCNB

    5. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ha , same here with Anya

  4. Puntillimon
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    last min capt change from Mahrez to KDB. No regrets!!!

    1. AcquiringSteak
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      we shall see mate

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I kept it on Vardy. Don't explode too much Iggy

    3. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      *ragrets

    4. Hank Moody
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      last min change from KDB to Mane 😀

    5. Alittude
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      you dun goofed

  5. Stephen - Robot Daniels
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Anyone expecting Aguero back on the 21st?

    1. AcquiringSteak
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I think everyone is

    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I am expecting a lot of aggro, yes. 😉

    3. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Bench maybe

  6. Zizoulicious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Good luck to everyone. I hope you score well (if you have the same players as me 🙂 )

    1. super zlatan
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      GL pal

  7. Mark-O
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Hello from the outside. At least I can say that I've tried.

    Guess who and the song. Good for FPL I suppose.

    1. Silky_Smooth ~
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      adele hello

      1. Mark-O
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Perfecto! 😉

    2. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

      1. Mark-O
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Nice parody. 😮

  8. KOLASINA(C)
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    http://i.imgur.com/g2jZo8A.png

    This looks so pretty.

  9. super zlatan
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Mahrez captain here. Am I among plenty of like minded people?

    1. S.Kuqi
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      o/

    2. Stephen - Robot Daniels
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      o/

    3. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      same here.

      But Ive only had 2 successful captains :O

      1. AcquiringSteak
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Same lol, but 1 of them I triple captained aguero when he scored the 5 😛

    4. Sailboats
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      O/

      1. Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        oh no

    5. jackluhg
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      o/

      but have only had 1 or 2 good captains, inc Aguero haul

      but that changes today!!!!!!

  10. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    will be interesting to see who top 100 captained

    1. Swanremainsthesame
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Indeed.
      Saw a line up of the top 1K teams most picked players, EXACTLY the same front 7 as me.
      They are 1K I've been sliding downwards & out past 150k !?!?!
      Must be I am pants at choosing captains.

  11. AcquiringSteak
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    vardy to score a hatrick, COME ON SON

    1. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He plays tomorrow.....

      1. AcquiringSteak
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Do you live in the uk?

        1. Jafooli
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          True, just back from injury so might not make the starting line up.....

  12. Son is Rising
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Last minute Vardy to Benteke captain switch... Eek!

    1. Alittude
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      you fked up! you fked up!

  13. The Royal Robin
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Left my captaincy on Lukaku, hope it pays off.......

    Any captaincy percentages yet - or is it too early?

    1. Champione
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      same here!

  14. UnitednationsXI
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    knowing my luck, my AoA chiip will be prove to useless as either one of my front 8 wont play and i will end up with a 3-4-3 or my defender (cedric) wil get a 15 point haul!

    one of those seasons...

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      That glass - is it half full, or half empty? 😉

    2. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Happened to me.

      Redmond got 1 point from coming off bench and Mahrez didnt play.

      JESUS

  15. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Is this article going to be the top google result if Sharon ever googles her name? 😆

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Easily. Trending on twitter as we speak ... 😆

  16. Hazardous Liege '76
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Good luck all

  17. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I assume there are lot of plp here who play fpl for money.

    I advice you to take a look at FantasyBet. Easy money to grab lots of casuals playing it.

  18. Alittude
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I might make out with my sister if Vardy scores a brace or more

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      what the

      1. The Royal Robin
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        f***.

      2. Alittude
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        on top of berbinho's forehead for the laughs

        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          😆

      3. Pochecinno
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        His grav is a picture of a hillbilly tbf

    2. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Nice.

    3. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I guess your assuming that this comment goes missing with all the traffic?

      1. Alittude
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        im assuming that your pants are actually down, not up?

    4. Jafooli
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Is that you Flannigan?

    5. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Twins?

    6. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Jaime?

      1. Captain Vantastic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        beat me to it

    7. Captain Vantastic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Jamie that you?

    8. Fitzy.
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The fact that something like that even enters your head in an attempt at humour... 🙄

      1. Alittude
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        my sister is alexis sanchez

        1. Mahesh_Kumar
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Are you sure?

          1. Alittude
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            yeah and im totally going cobra commando right now

  19. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    accidentally benched pelle over mane. pretty much everyone in ml has pelle. Squeaky bum time it is.

  20. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Finally Hibbert in dream team!

  21. mad_beer ✅
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I have 6 players playing today and 5 tomorrow. Makes for a more interesting GW.

  22. The Royal Robin
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    FPL is back up.

  23. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Updated

  24. The Royal Robin
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Any Lukaku captainers?

    o/

  25. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I went with Payet (C). 🙂

    1. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Sanchez here, good luck.

  26. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Free WC added 😎

    1. The Royal Robin
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      ?

  27. Jafooli
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Next weeks team sorted 😎

  28. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I can't believe Smalling is the most expensive defender in the game 😯

  29. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Lukaku (C) next GW looks amazing.

    1. The Royal Robin
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Absolutely.

  30. Puyol Pants Up
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    My defenders fixtures next GW... :ozil: