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Having analysed the latest movements on our Watchlist among the defence and midfield over the past few days, our focus now turns to the forwards. With both form and fixtures in his favour, Everton’s Romelu Lukaku moves to the top of our ladder, whilst Sergio Aguero sneaks in near the bottom as he steps up his recovery from a hamstring injury.

With two goals and as many assists from his previous pair of outings, and with further strong fixtures (AVL, bou, CPL, nor, LEI, new) coming up, Everton’s Romelu Lukaku has moved up to the top of our rankings. The Belgian is the second most transferred in player so far this week, with over 98,000 new owners in Fantasy Premier League (FPL), seeing his price rise to 8.6. Lukaku has only managed eight shots from inside the box over the last four Gameweeks, less than the majority of the leading forwards, but as the focal point of the Toffees attack, he should continue his high involvement in the final third.

Leicester’s Jamie Vardy stays towards the top of our ladder, although the hip injury that has ruled him out of both of England friendlies is an obvious concern. There’s no doubting his form, given he has scored in nine consecutive matches, while Vardy has registered 37 touches from inside the penalty area over the last four Gameweeks, seven more than any other forward. The Foxes’ next six (new, MUN, swa, CHE, eve, liv) are generally tougher fixtures though, but the 7.4-priced forward certainly looks set to remain in our three-man frontlines provided he can shrug off that hip problem.

Given that Tottenham have four home matches over the next six Gameweeks (WHM, CHE, wba, NEW sot, NOR), Harry Kane climbs a couple of places in our latest update. The England international has also returned to form in recent weeks, averaging 10.7 points per appearance over the previous three Gameweeks, and is now looking worthy of his 9.4 price tag in FPL after a slow start to the campaign. Kane leads the way for shots on target (11) amongst frontmen in recent outings, a clear sign of his improved accuracy.

Southampton’s Graziano Pelle is next in our rankings, with the Italian’s potential starting to wane given that the Saints schedule begins to stiffen up following the home clashes against Stoke and Aston Villa (STO, mci, AVL, cpl, TOT, ARS). The 8.5-valued striker may well be worth holding on to in the short-term, then, particularly with plenty of injury doubts for Fantasy bosses to deal with heading into Gameweek 13. With just one goal and a single attempt on target from his last four outings, the former Feyenoord front man could soon be dispensable for many of his current 33.3% ownership in FPL.

Anther slight faller this week is Watford’s Odion Ighalo, following his blank in a reasonable match-up against Leicester last time out. The Nigerian still offers superb value at just 5.5 in FPL, though, while the Hornets’ upcoming schedule (MUN, avl, NOR, sun, LIV, che) is fairly favourable. Ighalo’s underlying statistics remain impressive, given he has taken 12 shots from inside the box in his last four appearances, while he’s created seven chances over the same period, ranking him second among forwards.

Arsenal’s Olivier Giroud slides down our ladder, with the impending return of Theo Walcott denting his prospects. Once the England man is back to full fitness, the pair appear likely to share duties as the lone striker for the Gunners, so while the next four fixtures (wba, nor, SUN, avl) are very favourable, the uncertainty over the Frenchman’s playing time does limit his potential. The likes of Lukaku and Kane look far safer bets than the 8.8-rated Arsenal striker, then.

While he managed to bag an assist in Man United’s 2-0 win against West Brom by winning a late penalty, which Juan Mata duly converted, Anthony Martial continues his descent towards the foot of our ladder. The French forward – now back down to his original starting price of 8.0 in FPL having risen to 8.4 just a few weeks ago – has only registered four shots from inside the box in his last four matches, so although United’s schedule (wat, lei, WHM, bou, NOR, sto) is very favourable, there look to be far stronger options available for our three-man frontlines.

Chelsea’s favourable run of fixtures (NOR, tot, BOU, lei, SUN, WAT), with four plum matches at Stamford Bridge, means we’re keeping faith in Diego Costa. The former Atletico Madrid striker may have blanked in his last three outings, but he has encouragingly registered 30 touches inside the penalty area over the last four Gameweeks, and may be able to return to form against lesser opponents over the coming period. His 10.9 price tag in FPL does look high, though, given he’s only scored two goals this season.

With Man City’s Sergio Aguero hoping to be in contention for a return in their home clash against Liverpool on Saturday, we’ve reinstated the Argentine towards the bottom of our ladder. The question for Fantasy managers will be whether the diminutive striker can immediately hit the ground running following his hamstring injury, while City’s upcoming schedule (LIV, SOT, sto, SWA, ars, SUN) is pretty mixed. Given his proven track record, it may only take one moment of magic before many Fantasy managers are hatching plans to get the 13.0-priced hitman back in their 15-man squads.

With Liverpool’s fixtures (SWA, new, WBA, wat, LEI) picking up following this weekend’s trip to the Etihad, Christian Benteke stays in contention for our latest refresh. The 8.3-valued Belgian international has shown signs of flourishing under Jurgen Klopp, with two goals and an assist from his last three appearances, and does present us with a different option in attack. There is a question mark over how the new Reds boss will incorporate Benteke and Sturridge though, with the latter possibly returning from his knee injury in the coming weeks.

  1. Mull
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    NO MORE RIDDLES!

    1. Eden Hazardous
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      Oops

  2. Beavis
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    Pelle being 4th says is all really about the number of striking options available.

  3. Doolittle
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    Many have heard me, but no one has seen me. I will not speak back until spoken to. What am I?

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
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      Siri

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
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        Correct!

      2. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
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        Aha this riddle is now out of date.

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
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      echo

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
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        I've seen an echo.

        http://www.echo.ie/

      2. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
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        Well done Eden!

    3. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Echo

    4. BabyB
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      echo

    5. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      Echoooo

      oooo

      oo

      o

    6. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 11 Years
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      Echo

  4. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    • 11 Years
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    Riddle me this #10: There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
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      Watermelon

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 11 Years
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        Did you genuinely get that?!

        1. Eden Hazardous
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          Yup...in India , these type of riddl;es are popular

          1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
            • 11 Years
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            Nice one!

      2. Doolittle
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        If you got that without knowing it before you're a genius Eden.

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
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          Know it from before

          1. Eden Hazardous
            • 11 Years
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            In my native language tho

    2. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
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      Hint, It's a Fruit

    3. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
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      Crematorium?

      *logs off*

    4. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
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      watermelon

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
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      Please!!

    2. TorresMagic™
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      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Impossible

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        You delted it 👿

        1. TorresMagic™
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          Delted forever.

          1. Eden Hazardous
            • 11 Years
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            Dealt with forever by deleting 🙁

  5. Beavis
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    I bought FM and started a new game as West Ham. Goodbye social life.

    1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
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      Haha, you caved! No Fallout 4 though? 😕

      1. Beavis
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        Maybe for Xmas - FM was pulling me towards it like a magnet!

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
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      Haha see ya Beavis 😛

    3. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
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      A superfluous "social" in that post.

    4. Black Knights
      • 13 Years
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      Nice knowing you.

      1. Mr. Grv
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        Hey knight, team captain was asking for your mail.

        1. Black Knights
          • 13 Years
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          I think i replied to his email. I copied everyone in - did you get it? Sent at 14:12 today?

          1. Mr. Grv
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            Got it . Didn't check mail for a while .
            Hakchak and viperstipes mails aren't there so if you see them . just tell them

            1. Black Knights
              • 13 Years
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              Sorted - will do.

  6. Doolittle
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    Alone I am 24. With a friend I am 20. With a third friend I am unclean. What am I?

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Mario Balotelli?

      1. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
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        Ahahaha your answers are great.

        1. Moin
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          😉

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
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      X

      1. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
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        Yes!

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
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          i get the middle bit, but not the 24 or unclean part

          1. Doolittle
            • 13 Years
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            24th letter in the alphabet, and XXX = dirty.

          2. Mull
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
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            X = 24th letter of alphabet
            XXX is self explantory

          3. Irish Madridista ⭐
            • 15 Years
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            X is 24th letter.

            XXX is unclean.

    3. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
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      Naughty 😉

    4. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      X

    5. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
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      X

      1. FPL Panda
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        24 pack of jacks roll?

  7. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
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    Riddle me this #11: If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?

    1. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Brocolli?

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 11 Years
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        Nope 😉

    2. Doolittle
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      Ooft you've stumped me now.

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 11 Years
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        Hehe 😉

    3. Mr. Grv
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      A packet of chips

    4. Eden Hazardous
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      Cigarettes

    5. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      A Facebook post from a 14 year old girl?

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 11 Years
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        Not awkward at all... 😆

    6. Irish Madridista ⭐
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      10 years, 2 months ago

      Space.

      Privacy.

      Unique fantasy football punts.

    7. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
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      AHHH A SECRET!!!

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 11 Years
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        BINGO! 😀

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
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          I answered first

          1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
            • 11 Years
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            You said cigarettes?

            1. Eden Hazardous
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              tomato , tomatoh

      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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        shh, it's a secret, no need to shout it out for everyone to hear

        1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
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          😆

      3. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        and how do I have this uncanny knack of appearing on FFS right when you post

        1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
          • 11 Years
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          Oh yeah! I wondered that as well 😆

        2. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
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          Because I post an unhealthy amount?

    8. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The office packet of biscuits

    9. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      secrets

    10. juggos
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      a secret

    11. FF Dirtbag
      • 14 Years
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      The Last rolo.

  8. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Wales, ROI, and NI all in pot 4 for the Euros. Difficult draws ahoy!

    If Wales have their key players for you'd think there's a decent chance regardless of the draw.

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
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      10 years, 2 months ago

      What if Bale is out?

      1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Then they are stuffed

        1. TorresMagic™
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          key player* 😛

          1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
            • 14 Years
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            I'd say they need Ramsey and Ashley Williams as well. That's the core really, what with Bale pretty much being their striker. Imagine if Simon Church gets a game!!

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
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      No.

      Am I right?

      1. Murder on Zidane's Flo…
        • 14 Years
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        The password is Jon Walters.

        What a weapon he is 😉

  9. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Riddle me this #12: What gets broken without being held?

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      My FPL team

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 11 Years
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        Haha!!

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
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      Heart

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
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        Promise

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
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          Silence , all 3 correct

          1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
            • 11 Years
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            Yep! 🙂

      2. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 11 Years
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        This is actually a good answer 🙂

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
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          😎

    3. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      promise

    4. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Silence

    5. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Rules

    6. Moin
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Promise

    7. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      sturridgeeeee

    8. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
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      Sturridge's knees.

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 11 Years
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        😆

      2. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
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        They get crocked...not broken 😕

    9. Black Knights
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Silence

    10. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      a promise

    11. juggos
      • 13 Years
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      trust

    12. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 11 Years
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      All of the above are viable answers 🙂

  10. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
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    My team has more flags than the United Nations building 😥

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Its a trap....he wants upvotes

      He needs 998 to break into top 10 beating Jonty

  11. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Riddle me this #13: Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.

    1. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      fire

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Good job!

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Fire

    3. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      promise

      1. Hy liverpool
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        😀

    4. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Paul Merson

      1. Boris Bodega
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Sorry, bit out of order that one 🙁

    5. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      George Best

    6. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Paul Merson on fire.

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Paul Merson promising George Best a fire?

      2. Pap Le Cissier
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Maybe one day Irish, maybe one day

    7. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      *insert name of an alcoholic here*

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
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        *add fire*

      2. Sess!
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Me trying to get through this barrage of questions and riddles.

  12. Pap Le Cissier
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Gazza with his kfc?

    1. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Rf

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        True?

        1. Pap Le Cissier
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          And a fishing rod

          1. Sess!
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Raooool, I'm here Raoool.

  13. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    How many players are currently qualified in Last Man Standing?

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      meeeeeeeee

    2. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      562

    3. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      1551

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Lower

    4. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      False..

    5. Sailboats
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      1432?

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Higher

        1. Sess!
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Are you Bruce Forsyth in disguise

          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            In pjs atm.

    6. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      1334318364

    7. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      1572?

    8. Konig Luther
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      1217

    9. Diva
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      1495

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Higher

        1. Hy liverpool
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          1513

          1. TorresMagic™
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            H

    10. Wolverine
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      1527

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Lower, comment history has answer.

        1. Wolverine
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          10 years, 2 months ago

          1524 but I was including me and 2 others after we join...

          1. TorresMagic™
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            Well done. 🙂

    11. Sailboats
      • 10 Years
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      1497

    12. Sess!
      • 15 Years
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      Pi

    13. The Enlightener
      • 12 Years
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      o/

    14. BabyB
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      1532

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        L

        1. BabyB
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          1531

          1. TorresMagic™
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            • 16 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Answer above.

  14. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Riddle me this #14: What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      fire

    2. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      m

    3. Vincent Adultman
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      m!

      1. Hy liverpool
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        wooohoooo

    4. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      m

    5. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      m

    6. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Mmmmmm I like this one.

    7. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
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      Wait, I'll google it

    8. FALCAO & MOU
      • 11 Years
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      M

    9. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The letter 'm'. Good job people! 😀

  15. Diva
    • 11 Years
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    I guess I'll take the lead in engaging with the article. 🙂 While there are about 5 forwards most of us would be happy with in our teams, the pickings get a little slim after that.

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Oh yeah there's an article..

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Kane, Lukaku, Vardy, Giroud, Ighalo, Aguero, Benteke, Pelle..

        Only options really.

        Disagree that Costa is a viable option at his price with his output.

        1. Sess!
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Yeah I'd prob include giroud actually (whilst walcott still out). Not benteke or pelle though.

    2. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 11 Years
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      It's a good job we only have to select 3 then 🙂

    3. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Vardy
      Kane
      Lukaku
      Aguero
      Ighalo

      No one else worth consideration.

      1. Beavis
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        This.

      2. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        I think Benteke may be worth consideration

        1. Diva
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          I agree with this.

        2. Sess!
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Not for me until he shows some consistency.

          1. internal error
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            two goals and 1 assist in 3 league games under Klopp

    4. roscola
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Situation is better than it was a few weeks ago when no-one could find a third striker they liked!

      Does the pool of appealing forwards ever get bigger than about five?

      1. Diva
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Occasionally, but yes its a fair point. And it is an improvement on a few weeks ago.

    1. Black Knights
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Moreno problems incoming.

    2. Super Tim Cahill
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Desperate times I guess - don't think Moreno will be dropped for him anytime soon..

      Still Enrique was playing really well for Newcastle at one stage. Wonder why he hasn't been transferred?

      1. Teddy Brewski
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        He had a good period for Liverpool as well 3 years or so ago. I wouldn't be surprised if he gets a game or two eventually.

        Moreno is shocking defensively

    3. Teddy Brewski
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Competition for Moreno!

  16. Doolittle
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Bloody hell, this melted my heart.

    https://www.facebook.com/jrous92/videos/10156190732035487/

    1. RustyBz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      🙁

    2. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Indeed, thx for sharing.

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Fantastic song! 😀

    3. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      There is no emoji for this feeling...

      1. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        I saw someone on Facebook earlier post about losing a family member, and the 1st reply was ":(

        1. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Has this cut off half of my comment again!? What is going on?

          1. GreenWindmill
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Did it contain a less than symbol?

            1. Doolittle
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 2 months ago

              Yes it did! What is this tomfoolery?

              1. GreenWindmill
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                10 years, 2 months ago

                It's a wordpress thing. Less than symbols are usually the start of html tags like making text bold or similar. Those features are disabled but it means the symbols cause text to be cut off.

                1. Doolittle
                  • 13 Years
                  10 years, 2 months ago

                  Ahh, well you will never know what wisdom I was about to disperse. It was gold, believe me.

  17. Boris Bodega
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    A boy and girl's father dies of cancer, and at his funeral the daughter sees a man and falls instantly in love with him. Afterwards he vanishes and no one at the funeral knew who he was.
    Two weeks later she kills her brother.

    Why?

    1. Sailboats
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      She wanted to meet the man again

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Play a record Karl

      1. Doolittle
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        😀

      2. Mull
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Go and get the guitar

        1. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Possibly my favourite line in TV history (and the name of my blog).

    3. Doolittle
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ahh the old psychopath test. Hoping he'll come to the funeral.

      1. Hy liverpool
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        so why two weeks not 3 or 4?

        1. Doolittle
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          I think that's just an arbitrary figure.

          1. Irish Madridista ⭐
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            YOU'RE an arbitrary figure.

    4. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Hey you could have kept the question open so we know who not to invite home!

    5. RustyBz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      dark

  18. RustyBz
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Did anyone watch I'm A Celebrity last night?

    Lady C lost her sh**

    1. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I don't trust any reality TV. Feel it's all scripted.

      1. RustyBz
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Ant & Dec are great comedy value though

  19. Christina.
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Great posters. No spesific order...

    Soop - he always told us what he had in his lunch box...
    RBJ - the only poster that has ever scared me on here...
    Needlevor - most famous lizard I know...
    Camsey - what a twat...only posted when he did well
    Greghammer - he used to post before going to school and had wet dreams about his English teacher...
    Katie - the poster that had a painting as gravatar...it broke my heart when I found out she was from France. And a guy.(I hope he is ok)

    🙁

    1. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      How did you get twat through the filter.

      1. Sess!
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Huzzah!

    2. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Lol I'm sure Camsey will be back in July/August to tell us his pre-season team is the greatest of them all.

  20. Harper_
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Oh crap, Payet fell! @&*%&^%$%

    1. RustyBz
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He's fallen twice!

      1. Harper_
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        I was going to wait til tonight. RIP 0.1 of my tv 🙁

    2. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      ....and bony.

      1. RustyBz
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        F***

  21. FALCAO & MOU
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    You are driving a bus and there are 14 children in the bus and 45 adults in the bus. The average age of the people in the bus is 29. What is the driver's age?

    1. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Too old these days 🙁

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I'm 3 🙂

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        and therefore, should probably not be driving a loaded bus with 60 people onboard...

    3. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      59 obviously.

    4. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      My age as I'm driving.

    5. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Actual age or mental age?

    6. FALCAO & MOU
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      All right I guess.

  22. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Which team in the PL has had the fewest number of goalscorers this season?

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Bournemouth?

    2. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Got to be Watford.

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        ah, could easily be this.

        1. Sess!
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Ighalo and Deeney and think there was one other scorer in the everton game, but that's it.

          1. juggos
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Abdi and anya? Not so?

          2. Sess!
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            ....ah think there was the game vs stoke when someone else scored too.

          3. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            It's not Watford

            Ighalo, Deeney, Abdi, Layun

            1. Sess!
              • 15 Years
              10 years, 2 months ago

              Yeah I just realised that and swansea only have three.

            2. juggos
              • 13 Years
              10 years, 2 months ago

              Ah was layun not anya. Surprised it was swansea

    3. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Swansea

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Bingo

        1. Sess!
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Really? That does suprise me. Ayew, gomis and siggurdson? How many have scored for watford....four?

          1. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            yes, 4

            Swansea 3 - Gomis, Ayew, Siggy

            Watford 4 - Deeney, Ighalo, Abdi, Layun

            Stoke 4 - Diouf, Arnie, Bojan, Walters

    4. juggos
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      watford

    5. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ighalo FC.

    6. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Watford?

    7. FALCAO & MOU
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Chelsea or Watford.

    8. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Chelsea can't have many...

      1. GreenWindmill
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Hmm, more than I thought actually

    9. Spatburgunder
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Villa?

    1. Beavis
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Meanie.

  23. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Riddle me this #15: Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?

    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      This article.

    2. Gooner97
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Akinfenwa

      1. The Raging Bull
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        ton?

    3. Costa's Counsellor
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Jordan

    4. GreenWindmill
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      ton

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        🙂

    5. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Dolly Parton

    6. FALCAO & MOU
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Uphill.

    7. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ton

    8. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Rugby positions.

    9. Black Knights
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ton

    10. Wolverine
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Lee tomlin

  24. Iceball
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Butland
    Kolarov Smalling* Bellerín*
    Sanchez* KDB Ozil Mahrez
    Lukaku Pelle Vardy*
    Schmeichel Dawson Francis Westwood*
    1ft, 1,3 m itb.
    Now 5 players yellow or orange, where to start? Probably most of them will be all right before next weekend?

    1. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Not sure on sanchez (we'll know if he plays later) but bellerin, smalling and vardy should be ok I think.

  25. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Riddle me this..

    How do you make a slow horse AKA Rupert fast?

    1. Diva
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Give it a new post?

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Nope

        1. Eden Hazardous
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          😀 🙂

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Slap his arse

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Nope

    3. Hooky
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Dangle a scotch egg in front of him

    4. FALCAO & MOU
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Make a fast, sex lady horse run in front of it.

  26. Diva
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    My phone just crashed in mid-reply to Irish Madrista. It's never done that before. I had to take the battery out to restart it. I wonder if it was because I was questioning whether Aguero merits a watchlist place when he's not even confirmed fit and the phone broke from the heresy. 🙂

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Haha understandable so, couldn't let you post something so blasphemous 😉