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The first week of qualifying inthe inaugeral FIFFSA 5-a-side World Cup got off to a flyer with several results of note. Egypt, one of the least experienced teams, came through the first week with flying colours, posting the fifth highest score of any team (333) and they are now sitting pretty at the top of the CAF qualifying group. This sets up a tantalising clash with The Seychelles.

The highest team score of the week award goes to Costa Rica with 351. They needed it too as their opponents Malaysia posted a very respectable 321. This would have been enough to have beaten most sides last week.

The average score for teams last week was 304.8. If your team scored more than that that you can consider yourselves unlucky if you lost – or extremely lucky if you squeezed out a win with a score lower than that.

Player of the week goes to Cylus11 of Croatia who posted a mammoth 92 points, as he led them to a 79-point victory over France

The award for worst substitution must go to Uruguay who benched Chenku who scored a massive 78 points after hits. This cost Uruguay the win in a tight match-up. This narrowly beat the benching of Jacknap by India as although they benched a greater number of points India still came away with the win.

Off the pitch, Tony Hibbert wins the award for best press conference revealing the Republic of Ireland’s elite pre-season training methods that would set them up for the tournament.

We also had the saga of the missing England players gone AWOL. If you are reading this and you belong to team England please make yourself known.

In fact the sheer quantity and quality of the pressers is too high to bring up here. But keep it up it is an invaluable part of the tournament and keeps it alive.

A full run-down of last week’s results can be found here:

results FFIFSa

Gameweek 2 Preview

We are looking forward to the second week of qualifying taking place this weekend, which includes a big South American match-up between Brazil and Argentina. Both sides which have tallied over 145,000 points between them in their Fantasy Premier League careers so it should live up to its billing.

Another big local derby is Germany against Poland, who will be desperate to get off the mark after losing their Gameweek 1 match against Portugal. Germany in contrast will be in confident mood after despatching Bosnia and Herzegovina.

A full list of the fixtures this week can be found here:

Fixtures FIFFSA

A more detailed summary of this can be found on the player history tab which includes the rank history of every player in the tournament and our team sheets and tables spreadsheet.

Further Information

A quick reminder of the format. Each Gameweek teams will pick a team of five players to go head to head with their opposite nation. The match will then be decided by the aggregate score of each team’s Gameweek scores after hits have been accounted for. This week’s games can be found here.

Captains are required to submit their team sheets to fiffsa.exec@gmail.com by 2300 (GMT) by the Friday of each Gameweek otherwise their sixth player will be automatically benched.

Live scorecards will be up shortly before the early kick-off on Saturday at our score centre spreadsheet.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fiffsa.exec@gmail.com

Enjoy the tournament; this is the FIFFSA 5-a-side World Cup. Accept no imitations.

As a final request, please do try and keep FIFFSA 5-a-side chat to the comment sections of our articles.

The FIFFSA Executive Committee – President Sepp Balders, VP BabyB, VP Jaffalicious!, VP Diva, VP Blue Lion and Secretary General Jerome Cheeseoid.

FPL is a simple game made complicated by double gameweek planners.

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  1. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Jamaica is up against the team of the tournament Mexico next.

    This is going to be difficult.

    1. The 12th Man
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Ole Ole Ole

    2. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Our secret is good stalking.
      The behavior profile I've gathered on Jamaica players makes for some interesting reading.
      Sure, it takes some time to travel to Sweden to interview childhood friends of team members, but
      IN IT TO WIN IT

      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Hahahaha

        Good luck this GW!

        1. Sjaugen
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          I've just calculated it. With neutral transfers you'll lose with 23 points, +/-2.
          Thanks for playing 🙂

    3. Lingardium Leviosa.
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Team of the tournament...

      Way to butter up 😛

      Looking forward to the challenge ese

  2. MemphisDepay7
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Second win in a row for Tahiti, after one of the highest scores last week, a scrappy win when we were not at our best. The mark of champions 🙂

    Well done to North Korea, those hits ended up costing you the tie. All the best for your next game.

  3. DJDave1979
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Look at the scores in South America! Going to be very hard to get out of that group but those that do will be battle-hardened by the finals. We managed a bloody enormous score but STILL managed to leave our top player on the bench! I got the lowest score but 5xme would have boring 300,

    1. DJDave1979
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Broken 300. Damn iPad typing

    2. Chenku╰☆╮
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      i am fine with playing 5 of you if that was allowed 😉

      Maybe time to introduce a few cheeky boosts for the tournaments... organisers you listening?

  4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    The Tango is the Dance.

    We are the Lords of the Dance. 😎 😉

  5. It’s gonna Ben Mee
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Best cheap fifth mid long term? Currently Drinkwater but Leicesters xmas fixtures are not great.

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        In this article , you can only advocate your countrymen (pssst - Lanzini)

      2. Eden Hazardous
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        And he is not a member 😆

      3. It’s gonna Ben Mee
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Time to become member 🙂

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Will a Belgian Dembele excite you?

      Tous Ensemble!

  6. Eden Hazardous
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Belgium won by 5 points . It was a very close win and we can't win like this every time . Good match San Marino who were better than us and benched their top scorer. Alas , 3 points are 3 points at the end of the day and a long way to go....

    Tous Ensemble!

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Congratulations. We thought those KDB differentials were enough but Özil came and spoiled the party for us.

  7. Nisheda
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    At work and cant acess the spreadsheet.
    Can anyone provide me the final Sri lanka vs Singapore score?

    1. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Sri Lanka 259 - 263 Singapore

      1. Nisheda
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Without the score updating , it could go either way.
        I haven't done my own calculations yet

  8. The Fantastic Mr Fox
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Weekly average scores

    Federation ---- GW14 avg ---- GW13 avg

    COMNEBOL ---- 336 ---- 307
    CONCACAF ---- 327 ---- 307
    AFC/OFC A ---- 255 ---- 300
    AFC/OFC B ---- 277 ---- 297
    UEFA A ------ 229 ---- 306
    UEFA B ------ 241 ---- 317
    UEFA C ------ 227 ---- 296
    CAF ----------- 256 ---- 304

    Overall Avg --- 269 ---- 304

    So the scores were generally lower this week than GW13. But COMNEBOL and CONCACAF have posted really high scores across the board. UEFA C have been the lowest for 2 weeks running so it looks like they are the easiest group to qualify from, but things might change soon.

    As vc of Cayman Islands its great to see that we've got the highest score this week 😀

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Conmebol for the WC!

    2. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Jamaica's 344 well above the average then.

    3. Konig Luther
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The scores aren't all updated... that's why a lower average atm

      1. Konig Luther
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Only COMNEBOL and CONCACAF updated

        1. Sjaugen
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          I have a backup sheet for the scores as well, but the input sheet has gone to sh1t as well.
          It got to be related to jamming one importhtml per player, per gw, per hits, per status into one google sheet.

      2. The Fantastic Mr Fox
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        oops

      3. Odikostar
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        this:))

    4. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I'll redo the averages once all the scores are updated

  9. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    so looks like sanchez going off on 59.55 cost us a draw

    1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      50,000 word email to FPL towers incoming

      1. John t penguin
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        from six people , they must listen surely

    2. Pasqualinho
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      It was closer than that- from live text:

      59:58 Substitution, Arsenal. Joel Campbell replaces Alexis Sánchez because of an injury.

      1. John t penguin
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        yeah your not helping

        1. Sjaugen
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Blammo. Feel with you guys there

        2. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Inadvertently he may be. If Joel Campbell entered the field of play before 60mins had elapsed, then since Sanchez must have already left the field, he cannot have completed the requisite 60mins needed to earn the extra point.

  10. Depay Time
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Egypt vs Seychelles ..
    Seychelles edged it right??

    1. Diva
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      That was Cheese's calculation, yes. Good luck in your next game!

  11. Scab
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Hmm looks like the Scots are our next rivals,

    Glad to face an opponent with a decent tolerance for alcohol

    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    --------------------------OFFICIAL FIFFSA ANNOUNCEMENT---------------------------

    Due to technical issues only CONMEBOL & CONCACAF have updated so far.

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Never mind. My work's website has just crashed.

      1. Christina.
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        my car wouldn't start today.

    2. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      my friend peed on owners blue couch

    3. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I couldn't get it up this morning

    4. Jose's Magic Omelette
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      What's wrong?!

  12. Christina.
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    can people stopping doing bloody transfers!

  13. Nisheda
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    According to our final calculation
    Singapore 333 Sri lanka 324.
    This is after Sri lanka took a massive -16 compared to our -4, good game guys

  14. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Uruguay, highest scoring team
    Oh. I wonder who they play next week... Colombia, let's do this

    1. Riazor
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Just let us know whether you want us to put our highest scoring player on the pitch instead of on the bench.

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Put him on the pitch, we shall win anyway

    2. The Fantastic Mr Fox
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Correction.

      Cayman Islands are the highest scorers in this round

  15. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    TEAM COLOMBIA

    You all have important mail

    1. Chenku╰☆╮
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Email it to me as well 🙂

  16. Jeremiah
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    If my calaulations are correct:

    Bhutan 308 Malaysia 310

    Sanchez going off just before the 60th minute anf getting the 1 instead of 2 points seems to have cost us...

    Congrats to Malaysia.

    1. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Seems to have cost you getting beat by less?

    2. De^Untouchables
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Finally official word from Team Bhutan's captain. I did the calculation earlier and got the same points 308 vs 310. Sorry mate, 3 pts is ours this time. Good game guys, we never thought could win against Team Bhutan.

  17. Mark-O
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Australia
    Error: Tim Howard's Beard = 78 (not 71)! 😮

  18. Rake
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Scores have been changed. Update finalised?

  19. SH@KTIMAAN
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Team India :- Bootfall's score = 76(in the spreadsheet)
    Please correct it....his score is 82

  20. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Republic of Ireland

    HVT 75
    Tony Hibbert 71 (-4)
    Numb 64
    King Nidge 64
    Ultimate Keyboard Warrior 64 (-4)

    I have that as 330. Nidge is showing as 57?

    Italy

    Gooner97 62
    GreenBackBoogie 48
    My Name is Jeff 68
    Mata Is The Juan 77
    Don't Costa Me 61 (-4)

    Don't Costa Me showing as 58 (-4) rather than 61 (-4).

    I have Italy as 312.

    So 330-312 final score.

  21. VS10_
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    My score on the Djibouti team should be 78 (-4), not 69 (-4). Making the total points for our team 374.

  22. Konig Luther
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    350pts and we still lost the game.. The sanchez point effect 🙁

    1. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      The Swansea not scoring effect

      At least we benched the lowest scorer again

  23. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Seems to be a few mistakes with scores
    Honestly I am happy for everyone to get a point each and we move on

    1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Team North Korea second this motion unreservedly..

  24. Bibelnissen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Just realized that we would have won by three points if I went the other way with my 50/50 benching call. Disheartening.

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Lol

    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Tables officially updated, lots of games within 4 points of each other this week. Then Cayman Islands blew Barbados out of the water by 110 😯

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Brazil got banged.

    2. Grand Maester Juan
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Annihilation 😉

    3. Tiki-taka in Lusaka
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Balders - thanks for all the hard work on this. Really appreciate everything you and the rest of the organisers have put into it.

    4. Diva
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Thank you Balders!

  25. Slam
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    FIFFSA toughest groups:

    CONMEBOL - 5150 total points
    CONCACAF - 5083
    CAF - 5073
    UEFA Group B - 5059
    AFC/OFC Group B - 4975
    UEFA Group A - 4955
    AFC/OFC Group A - 4876
    UEFA Group C - 4823

    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Damn I had a table stored for this.

      FIFFSA League Difficulty

      Rank.............League.............Pts...............Leaders
      ..1............ CONMEBOL.......5150 .........Argentina (6pts)
      ..2.............CONCACAF........5083.........Costa Rica (6pts*)
      ..3.................. CAF..............5073.........Zambia (6pts*)
      ..4...........UEFA Group B.......5059.........Scotland (3pts*)
      ..5...... AFC/OFC Group B......4975.........Australia (6pts*)
      ..6..........UEFA Group A.........4955........Wales (6pts*)
      ..7.......AFC/OFC Group A.......4875........India (6pts*)
      ..8.........UEFA Group C...........4823........Netherlands (6pts)

      * Leading by goal difference

        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Scotland robbed by 2 seconds as well, if only Sanchez's limp was slower, they'd have completed the set!

        1. Piggs Boson
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Ouch. Unlucky Scotland 🙁

    2. Diva
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      I love how people have stats tables for this. I expect Doosra to be recommending teams based on a table soon. 😀

      1. The 12th Man
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        You should see our Mexican forum board.

          • 12 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Pah our spreadsheets way bigger than yours 😉

          1. Sjaugen
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            But I'm using the google sheets yo showed me, so when your sheet failed to update, mine blanked as well.
            Does yours have autoupdating tables and group/gw/players dropdowns?

  26. GreenWindmill
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Finally, confirmation of our victory 🙂

    Now we can concentrate on giving Croatia one hell of a harshing

  27. DOG GOD IT - KEANE 15
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    To North Korea:
    From Malaysia:

    May the best team win! A draw is also acceptable.

  28. Rake
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    The most open group of the tournament is UEFA B where all 8 teams have 3 points each. Great stuff!

    May the best 4 advance!