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Gameweek 5 of the FIFFSA 5-a-side tournament saw our first confirmed qualifications and exits. However, for the vast majority of the teams, there is everything still left to play for.

We would like to remind everyone of the deadline for submitting in your substitutes. This week, it will be 23:00 GMT on Monday, Jan 11th. We are still receiving some emails after this time and those teams had their 6th player benched as stated in the article. Please email as early as possible as we have limited time to organise the team spreadsheets and update the score centre during Monday night/Tuesday.

Any teamsheets sent to us after 2300 GMT will not be accepted and your 6th player will be benched. No Exceptions!

Gameweek 5 Review

The average team score for this week was 340 points  and as with previous rounds there were some close ties. In particular, the ties between USA v Cayman Islands and Iran v Sri Lanka were decided by a single point.

The biggest win of the week was for Bosnia and Herzegovina, which defeated Russia by a massive 71 points in a match that ended 366 to 295.

With five games having being played, Tahiti remain the sole side with a 100% record and are secure for qualification. Thirteen other sides have won four of their first five matches and will expect to qualify although some still remain at risk depending on certain scenarios. In contrast, UAE and Ivory Coast, still maintain a 100% record of losing. Qualification may no longer be possible but I’m sure they will be looking to avoid a whitewash over the next two games.

The luckiest team award goes to France, who scraped a win with only 324 points (16 points below average).

The unluckiest team award goes to the Cayman Islands, who lost their tie against the USA despite scoring 357 points (17 points above average). This would have been enough to win all but 10 ties this week.

The worst benching decision goes to Iceland who benched Gilli Gold who scored 88 its, although it didn’t matter with Iceland edging out the Republic of Ireland.

The presser award for Gameweek 5 goes to Il Consiglieri Wasabi 196 of San Marino for getting the tournament into the christmas spirit. Keep the pressers up! There are so many excellent contributors which have yet to win awards. If you haven’t submitted one before why not submit one this week?

Gameweek 6 Preview

There are lots of exciting ties coming up this week and some teams should be able to secure their spots in the first round proper of the tournament.

A top of the table clash in AFC group B finds New Caledonia taking on Singapore. Both sides are level on 12 points at the top of the table along with Australia and will be crucial in deciding who tops this group. The winner will guarantee qualification while the loser may need a result in the final game depending on other results.

In the CAF group, four teams are currently on 12 points. Two of these, Zambia and Djibouti go head to head, again, the loser of the tie will then need a win in the final game to secure qualification.

A more detailed summary of this can be found on the player history tab which includes the rank history of every player in the tournament at our team sheets and tables spreadsheet.

Further Information

A quick reminder of the format. Each gameweek, teams will pick a team of five players to go head to head with their opposite nation. The match will then be decided by the aggregate score of each teams’ gameweek scores after hits have been accounted for. This week’s games can be found here.

Captains are required to submit their team sheets to fiffsa.exec@gmail.com by 2300 (GMT) of Monday, Jan 11th otherwise their sixth player will be automatically benched.

Live scorecards will be up shortly before the kick-off on Tuesday evening at our score centre spreadsheet.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fiffsa.exec@gmail.com

Enjoy the tournament; this is the FIFFSA 5-A-Side World Cup. Accept no imitations.

As a final request, please do try and keep FIFFSA 5-A-Side chat to the comment sections of our articles.

The FIFFSA Executive Committee – President Sepp Balders, VP BabyB, VP Jaffalicious!, VP Diva, VP Blue Lion and Secretary General Jerome Cheeseoid.

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  1. Ziro Becomes One
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Captain Gifasa, GillyChill-more, Chump, Mule, Tasmania and Zan sit around a campfire. It is summer in the Southern Hemisphere but the unforgiving altitude gives them a chilling reception. They have been walking for months now, towards Morcuador.

    Chump and Tasmania have a ring they bear, TheOneKun which rules them all. Captain Gifasa and and his best mate Zan have become convinced by TheOneKun and that their long arduous journey to Morcuador which will test them. But once they have started, there was no turning back. They seek a volcano, simply named GW21, into which they hope to immerse TheOneKun, in the hope that it will result in peace and prosperity returning to The Chiller.

    Supplies running low, Captain Gifasa has another decision to make as to who to sacrifice from the group. He has already been tempted by TheOneKun and passed the test along with Zan. He must decide, maybe between Chill-more and Mule, both of who seem reluctant to bear TheOneKun.

    Chill-more and Mule, hoping for a Hurrikane so that the TheOneKun expedition is abandoned, secretly start making plans to turn over to the dark side.

    Walking up mountains and down the valleys, the group gets tired and hungry with the destination nowhere in sight. They had just crossed a narrow path between two soaring cliffs when they noticed a sign. ‘Thou shalt not pass’ it said. ‘Signed - The Ecuadorians.’

    1. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Why didn't you just fly all the way on the giant Eagles

  2. Narcos-Philadelphia
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Email sent for Spain team.
    I have not received any confirmation mail on it. Fiffsa Exec kindly confirm the receipt.

  3. Narcos-Philadelphia
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Anyone did any combinatronics on Uefa group A qualification route yet.
    Seems like it will be a very close finish in the group.
    2 wins for us should probably do it for us. Still haven't had the time to check all combinations.If anyone does it please share it here.

    CROATIANS WATCH OUT. SPANISH BULL IS RAGING.

  4. Bibelnissen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Just noticed the 12pm tuesday deadline, but given the uncertainty of my free time tomorrow, the team sheet has just been sent. Decision was pretty unanimous within the group anyways.

    Watch out Argentina!

    • 12 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    ♫ Seyenora, Tanzania
    Seychellians are lighting candle lights ♫

  5. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Costa Rica

    *gulp*

  6. Diva
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    "Seychelles Oddity"
    (with apologies to the late, great David Bowie)

    The Seychelles to Major Badg
    The Seychelles to Major Badg
    Take your free transfers
    and improve your defence

    The Seychelles to Major Badg
    Commencing countdown,
    Gameweek's on
    Check captaincy
    and may God's love be with you

    Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Confirm

    This is the Seychelles
    to Major Badg
    Did your team make the grade?
    And the Seychelles want to know whose shirt you paired
    With the captain's armband
    if you dared

    This is Major Badg to the Seychelles
    I'm on the transfer page
    And I'm picking
    in a most peculiar way
    Fantasy stars look very different today

    For here
    Am I sitting on a Coleman
    Far above Man City
    Everton is blue
    And there's nothing I can do

    Though I'm yet to make one thousand points
    I'm feeling very still
    And I think my team knows which way to go
    Tell Cheesoid I love Lukaku very much
    he knows

    The Seychelles to Major Badg
    Your circuit's dead,
    there's something wrong
    Can you hear me, Major Badg?
    Can you hear me, Major Badg?
    Can you hear me, Major Badg?
    Can you....

    Here am I hovering
    cursor over Coleman
    Far above Man City
    Everton is blue
    And there's nothing I can do.

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Almost as good as William Shatners version

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L-bTza_7-I

      1. Diva
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        It's genuinely nerve-racking waiting to find out if we will re-establish contact with Major Bsloe Badger before the gameweek deadline. 😕

    2. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      excellent

      I am hoping mr blobby goes during tournament so I can give him a similar tribute

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Fingers crossed!

    3. A.T
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      😀

      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      😀 Every single week! Great tribute Diva.

  7. Ziro Becomes One
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Ecuador(c) reporting.

    The requested consignment has been dispatched to FIFFSA HQ.

    Please get back if consignment empty. Over.

  8. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Argentina team is in. VC had to make the call this week...

    Now I remember why I turned down the captaincy job. That was tough... 😕

    1. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      We have benched our highest scoring player nearly every week. Agree tough.

    2. Colonel Wasabi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      How are your stocks of bog roll looking ?! 🙂

    3. Bibelnissen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      I had a feeling it would be Doos given his unwilling approach to the Aguero circus 😛

      Good luck, guys.

  9. Sess!
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Italy who have you benched?

    We have benched Woy of the Wovers. He had Costa (c) and too risky given Chelsea presser after the team submission deadline.

  10. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    All benched players should now be correct if you look at the details tab on the live scoreboard. If you can check it out and make sure yours is there that would be just peachy.

    1. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      everywhere I look still has last games

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Balders will be updating that later. The details tab has the up to date bench players though.

        1. John t penguin
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          I can see two details tabs in links on article
          One has myself benched and one has fitzy, neither are correct.
          Is there another details tab

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 11 months ago

            Ah. Thanks for that. Fixed now

    2. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Can you link the scoreboard please as don't have laptop with me. Cheers.

  11. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Is there anyone worse than me for submitting teams? So bad.

    1. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      who is in sixth spot on your team?

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        No idea 🙂

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          The Sarjeant is your benched player

          1. andy85wsm
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 15 Years
            9 years, 11 months ago

            Boo! Okay thanks

    2. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Did you forget?

      1. andy85wsm
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        I don't think I've ever remembered

        1. Sess!
          • 15 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          Ha, get your VC to take responsibilities then. Mind you remembering every week has actually hampered us more than it's helped us.

          1. Ziro Becomes One
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 11 months ago

            This. I always bench a high scorer

            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 11 months ago

              But you do send in a mail!

  12. The Fantastic Mr Fox
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Cayman wishes the best of luck to all those in CONCACAF 😀

  13. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Come on San M let's keep this dream alive.

  14. Zasa
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Vamos Chile mierda!

  15. Narcos-Philadelphia
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Is the live score sheet updated to GW 21?

  16. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    No update on the teamsheet yet?

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Not sure how Balders does it I am afraid.

      1. Narcos-Philadelphia
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        OK.Lets wait for Balders to update then.

  17. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    GK - JAMAICA: Butland x 2, Mignolet
    COSTA RICA: Cech x 3
    Defence - JAMAICA: Bellerin x 2, Williams x 2, Smith, Ward, Francis, Dawson, Walker
    COSTA RICA: Kolarov x 4, Smalling x 3, Dann, Janmaat
    Mids - JAMAICA: KDB x3, Alli x2, Payet x2, Mahrez, Wally
    COSTA RICA: Arnautovic x4, Willian x3, Silva, Yaya, Ozil
    Forwards- JAMAICA: Aguero x8, Lukaku x2
    COSTA RICA: Ighalo x4, Giroud x3, Kane, Vardy
    Hits- JAMAICA: -8
    COSTA RICA: 0

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      All about Aguero i reckon.

    2. kj
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Great game..

      1. kj
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        1 goal from aguero would have been huge

  18. Slam
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    I think we're winning

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      😮

  19. Zasa
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Chile:

    Hennessey (2), Lloris (1),
    Bellerín (1), Kolarov (1), Monreal (1), Mert (1), Rose (2), Francis (1), Moreno (1), Rangel (1),
    Özil (1), Siggy (1), Silva (2), Sigurðsson (1), Arnautovic (2), Mané (1)
    Agüero (2), Kane (1),

    Ecuador:

    DDG (2), Butland (1),
    Ward (1), Dann (1), VVD (1), Zouma (1), Ivan (1), Cresswell (1), Toby (1), Kosc (2),
    Ramsey (2), KDB (1), Alli (1), Payet (2), Walcott (2)
    Lukaku (1)

    Ecuador with some big differentials in defense, interesting match-up. C'mon big Danny Rose!

    1. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Todavia no puedo creer que no me invitaste para representar a Chile, maricon!

      1. Zasa
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Jeje, se me olvido completeamente weón, para la proxima 😉

    2. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      How you know the teams Zasa?

      1. Zasa
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        The differentials spreadsheet, Tony. Does the magic for you 😉

        https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MmJ-sar3OieObC8cDlV-q5lNlfcCLSSSgExuXJcen-U/edit

    3. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Ben Davies will play

      1. Zasa
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Y u do dis?

  20. Colonel Wasabi
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Payet a thorn in our side........

    Desperately need a Stoke clean sheet.

  21. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    From what I can work out
    Scotland
    +9
    Kolarov, VVD, silva, Ali x2, lukaku x2, Toby x2, yaya, Kane x2, wollschield x2, myhill, Nyom, KDB

    B&h
    Moreno x2, bellerin x2 , Mahrez, sagna x2, arnie, siggy, butland x2, zouma, ighalo, giroud

  22. Bulbasaur
    • 9 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Wild rover took a 116 point hit
    Is this a joke or what
    Hands a direct victory to a team level on points with us
    He could have been benched by the team

    1. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Had some other account logged in in my phone

      1. ᶠᶦˡᵗʰʸLucre $$$
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        Someone with the same name as you - multiple accounts/teams much?

          • 12 Years
          9 years, 11 months ago

          both to try and double his chances in the FFS cups much?

  23. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Wild rover took a 116 point hit
    Is this a joke or what
    Hands a direct victory to a team level on points with us
    He could have been benched by the team

    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Never know hits sometimes pay off

    2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      I do sympathise with you though, wish he was on team Italy if that's the case

    3. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      That being said if your creating multiple accounts to join the cup you deserve everything you get.

    4. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      would you have issue if he did it the week he played you

    5. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      This is absolute gold lol

      1. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Hahahaha

        It flew under the radar a bit.

        Deserved an article mention.

        1. KingNidge
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Absolutely

          Scoutcast appearance to talk us through his hit

          lol

  24. toby404
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    So the dead team of a Newcastle fan in my league got 64 points...

    http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/933908/event-history/21/

    1. Art Vandelay
      • 15 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      Wow, must be close to being the overnight GW rank leader.

  25. sleecc
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Good job team:
    Malaysia 65 v 10 Japan

  26. Eden Hazardous
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Its good to have Josh King as my 5th mid...

    King > Payet done! 😀

    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      You don't have him as your 5th mid then.

      • 10 Years
      9 years, 11 months ago

      You seem to be a bit lost, Eden.

      1. Eden Hazardous
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 11 months ago

        This....sorry

    • 10 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Poland vs. Russia - differentials left:

    Poland:
    Toby, Wollscheid(4), Rose, Williams
    Arnautovic(4), Yaya, Ramsey
    Aguero(4), Lukaku

    Russia:
    Butland(3), Lloris
    Bellerin(2), Monreal(2), Moreno, Bertrand, Kolarov
    Ozil(2), Mahrez(1), Silva
    Ighalo(4), Kane

    Poland leading by 6 points.

    1. Debauchy
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Lol , Rose . Sorry Cap

      Kun , we need you , Now

  27. The Fantastic Mr Fox
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Cayman reeling from an early Cuban blitz. Hope we can catch up today

  28. Bibelnissen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 11 months ago

    Argentina on -3 after MD1 is hilarious.

    Me benching CONMEBOL's current highest scoring player - not so much.