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Gameweek 5 of the FIFFSA 5-a-side tournament saw our first confirmed qualifications and exits. However, for the vast majority of the teams, there is everything still left to play for.

We would like to remind everyone of the deadline for submitting in your substitutes. This week, it will be 23:00 GMT on Monday, Jan 11th. We are still receiving some emails after this time and those teams had their 6th player benched as stated in the article. Please email as early as possible as we have limited time to organise the team spreadsheets and update the score centre during Monday night/Tuesday.

Any teamsheets sent to us after 2300 GMT will not be accepted and your 6th player will be benched. No Exceptions!

Gameweek 5 Review

The average team score for this week was 340 points  and as with previous rounds there were some close ties. In particular, the ties between USA v Cayman Islands and Iran v Sri Lanka were decided by a single point.

The biggest win of the week was for Bosnia and Herzegovina, which defeated Russia by a massive 71 points in a match that ended 366 to 295.

With five games having being played, Tahiti remain the sole side with a 100% record and are secure for qualification. Thirteen other sides have won four of their first five matches and will expect to qualify although some still remain at risk depending on certain scenarios. In contrast, UAE and Ivory Coast, still maintain a 100% record of losing. Qualification may no longer be possible but I’m sure they will be looking to avoid a whitewash over the next two games.

The luckiest team award goes to France, who scraped a win with only 324 points (16 points below average).

The unluckiest team award goes to the Cayman Islands, who lost their tie against the USA despite scoring 357 points (17 points above average). This would have been enough to win all but 10 ties this week.

The worst benching decision goes to Iceland who benched Gilli Gold who scored 88 its, although it didn’t matter with Iceland edging out the Republic of Ireland.

The presser award for Gameweek 5 goes to Il Consiglieri Wasabi 196 of San Marino for getting the tournament into the christmas spirit. Keep the pressers up! There are so many excellent contributors which have yet to win awards. If you haven’t submitted one before why not submit one this week?

Gameweek 6 Preview

There are lots of exciting ties coming up this week and some teams should be able to secure their spots in the first round proper of the tournament.

A top of the table clash in AFC group B finds New Caledonia taking on Singapore. Both sides are level on 12 points at the top of the table along with Australia and will be crucial in deciding who tops this group. The winner will guarantee qualification while the loser may need a result in the final game depending on other results.

In the CAF group, four teams are currently on 12 points. Two of these, Zambia and Djibouti go head to head, again, the loser of the tie will then need a win in the final game to secure qualification.

A more detailed summary of this can be found on the player history tab which includes the rank history of every player in the tournament at our team sheets and tables spreadsheet.

Further Information

A quick reminder of the format. Each gameweek, teams will pick a team of five players to go head to head with their opposite nation. The match will then be decided by the aggregate score of each teams’ gameweek scores after hits have been accounted for. This week’s games can be found here.

Captains are required to submit their team sheets to fiffsa.exec@gmail.com by 2300 (GMT) of Monday, Jan 11th otherwise their sixth player will be automatically benched.

Live scorecards will be up shortly before the kick-off on Tuesday evening at our score centre spreadsheet.

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fiffsa.exec@gmail.com

Enjoy the tournament; this is the FIFFSA 5-A-Side World Cup. Accept no imitations.

As a final request, please do try and keep FIFFSA 5-A-Side chat to the comment sections of our articles.

The FIFFSA Executive Committee – President Sepp Balders, VP BabyB, VP Jaffalicious!, VP Diva, VP Blue Lion and Secretary General Jerome Cheeseoid.

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  1. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 22 days ago

    Mex vs Barb differentials

    Mex: +1
    Butland
    Bellerin Dawson Wollscheid (2) Walker (2) Ivan
    KdB (2) Arna (2) Ozil (2)
    Lukaku Giroud

    Babs:
    Myhill Fab
    Rose Williams Monreal Monero (2) Azpi
    Yaya Alli Mahrez Ramsay (2) Silva (2)
    Ighalo (2)

    A Norwich goal would really hurt, other than that it's spread out too much over 7 games.
    I've autosubbed the Barb mofo who started Rojo. I had to use my Payet winnings to cover Mex hits

    1. Raddy
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 22 days ago

      I'd say that is pretty 50/50 at the moment.

      As you suggest, Stoke CS is a massive help for us and could clinch it.

      1. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        Welp, lost by one measly point

        1. Raddy
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          I know. What a crappy GW.

          If we win next GW we still in for a chance.

  2. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 22 days ago

    The Tanzanians have a hefty lead over The Seychelles mostly thanks to Payet and a dissapointing return from the Crystal Palace defence.

    They lead 39-2

    Remaining Differentials are:

    Seychelles:

    2 x Butland, 1 x Rose, 1 x Nyom, 1 x Bellerin, 1 x Azpilicueta, 1 x Williams, 1 x Walker, 2 x Yaya Touré, 1 x Sigurdsson, 2 x Ramsey, 1 x Agüero, 1 x Lukaku, 3 x Kane, 1 x Giroud

    19 Players

    Tanzania

    1 x Kolarov, 1 x Alderweireld, 1 x Mahrez, 1 x De Bruyne, 1 x Özil, 3 x Ighalo, 2 x Cech, 1 x Fabianski, 1 x Gomes, 1 x Moreno, 2 x Wollscheid, 1 x Koscielny, 1 x Barkley, 1 x Walcott, 2 x Costa

    20 Players

    It is going to be a big ask to come back from this deficit with less players but there is a long way to go a decent haul from Kane and nothing much from Ighalo could swing it by itself.

  3. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 22 days ago

    Match Update:
    Republic of Ireland (15)
    Butland x2, Moreno, Koscielny, Woolschied, Williams, Walker, Alli, Özil, DeBruyne x3, Mahrez, Aguero.

    Belgium (16)
    Bellerin, Kolarov, Courtois, Myhill, Otamendi, Cathcart, Alderweireld x3, Ramsey x3, Arnautovic, Silva, Yaya x2, Ighalo x2, Giroud.

    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      To have a chance we would really need Alderweireld, Ramsey, Yaya, and Ighalo to blank.

      One can but hope!

      1. Sjaugen
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        You'd get turned on by a Mahrez goal I recon 😛

  4. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 21 days ago

    just to put it on the current page
    From what I can work out
    Scotland
    +9
    Kolarov, VVD, silva, Ali x2, lukaku x2, Toby x2, yaya, Kane x2, wollschield x2, myhill, Nyom, KDB

    B&h
    Moreno x2, bellerin x2 , Mahrez, sagna x2, arnie, siggy, butland x2, zouma, ighalo, giroud

  5. oghash
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 21 days ago

    It should be renamed, from best presser to best song.

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      It does seem to be going that way doesn't it

  6. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 21 days ago

    Is it really worth us playing the whipping boys San Marino

    1. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      That little leaf will be blown away in the tornado of an Aguero hattrick later assisted by KDB.

    2. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      Details | Narrative | |

      Here, where I walk,
      confused silence swirls around my feet,
      and the anguished summer leaves
      are lingering limp, waiting for autumn...,
      waiting to crumble and mingle with earth
      drunk with the morning dew

      somewhere beneath them
      under the thunder
      earth wears the scab of a fresh wound
      in a place that will not be forgotten...
      corrupt with mourning
      sprouting with questions
      immersed with regret
      hollowed with anger
      and shadowed by trees of despair

      birch-bark faces, heads bent low, shadowed eyes
      stone-cold voices, carried in the wind, behind disguise
      while mute birds watch without a song
      the leaves will decay, green goes, and the eye forgets
      forget? never....
      while pawing on the hard and bitter earth
      of reason, is impossible...

      autumn comes
      and autumn goes
      I will live in hope that baffled minds
      will clearly see a winter sun
      and give up blaming ... who?

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        Hmmm. Carrie Richards?

        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          Bravo sir 😀

          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 21 days ago

            😉

    3. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      We be-leaf!!!

  7. The Raging Bull
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 21 days ago

    KDB, Kolarov, Moreno, Ayew and Walcott owners these chaps look to be dropping in price over the next few days.

    1. Leaf
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      Moreno & Theo

      Walcott needs to score

  8. Jose's Magic Omelette
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 21 days ago

    Half-time update from Athens where Greece are hosting Portugal!

    Greece 2 - 50 Portugal

    Greek Differentials (20): Bellerín x2, Walcott; Wollscheid; Alderweireld, Rose, Alli x3; Kolarov, Silva, Agüero x8; van Dijk.

    Portuguese Differentials (14): Monreal, Özil, Giroud; Pieters; Kane; Yaya Touré; Gomes, Nyom; Moreno; Mahrez x2, Vardy; Costa; Deulofeu.

    Alli and Agüero look to be the key players for Greece, can an Agüero explosion keep them fighting in the competition? We certainly hope not!

    Força Portugal!

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      All those Agueros.....sheesh!

      1. ​
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        8 points guaranteed right there!

        1. Jose's Magic Omelette
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          😉

    2. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      Aguero could turn a few ties tonight.

    3. Jose's Magic Omelette
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      All those Agüeros did nothing!

      Portugal have secured qualification with one game to spare!

  9. ameenkw
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 21 days ago

    France vs. Northern Ireland:

    France (14 players)
    DEF: Cech / Zouma / Ivanovice / Azpi / Williams (5 players)
    FWD: Ozil / Siggy / Willian / Ighalo (3) / Costa (2) / Vardy (9 players)

    N. I. (18 players) + 16 pts
    DEF: Myhill / Rudd / Alderwield (2) / Sagna (2) / Rose / Dier (8 players)
    FWD: KDB / Alli / Kane (3) / Aguero (3) / Lukaku / Giroud (10 players)

    In DEF CHE vs. TOT
    FWD: Ighalo + Costa vs Aguero + Kane

    I think they have a better chance .. but an IGHALO hat-trick could settle things provided Aguero blanks 😛

    1. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      Green an' white arrrr-my!! 😎

    2. gbpearce - AMERICAN DYCHO
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      A big win for NI to put us in with a shot of qualifying.

  10. JK - Cønt â­
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 21 days ago

    is there a FIFFSA admin about?

    1. ​
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      yup?

      1. JK - Cønt â­
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        oh it's cool. I sorted it.

        wanted to see how to find out who was benched so I could work out the differentials, but I found it

        😀

        1. ​
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          Ah cool, have you seen this which I made for working them out?

          https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MmJ-sar3OieObC8cDlV-q5lNlfcCLSSSgExuXJcen-U/edit?usp=sharing

          1. JK - Cønt â­
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 21 days ago

            yes, that is how I did it, but I needed to know who was benched for them, so I knew who to leave out

            1. ​
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 21 days ago

              ahh good good, nicely lucked out on Payet last night btw 🙂

  11. JK - Cønt â­
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 21 days ago

    Cayman Islands v Cuba

    Cuba 50 points + Kolarov, Evans, Kos GJ, VVD, Ramsey, Siggy, Ighalo, Kun x2

    Cayman Islands - Bellerin, Toby, Mahrez, KDB x2, Kanex2, Courtois, Wollschied x2, Nyom, Smith, Barkley,Yaya, Costa

    1. Reedy
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      Cheers JK. Somos Cubanos!

  12. Big_Andy_GAWA
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 21 days ago

    So Paul Merston has predicted Swansea 1-2 Sunderland 😮

    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      He's high again... Such a numpty

      1. Debauchy
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        Yeah , wish we could farm him out somewhere

        1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          Love it when he keeps saying Spurs will lose and we then go on to win...

      2. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        Someone commented he had lost millions on football betting. Thought it was just the drink and sprite!

        1. Big_Andy_GAWA
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          He has to be better than Lawro, no?! God, I don't like that man...plus his predictions are crap!!

          1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 21 days ago

            Lawro is like mystic meg in comparison...

    2. Jay_
        10 years, 21 days ago

        Lol at you lot for laughing at Mystic Mers 😀

    3. Saint Channon
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      One hour twenty minutes to go, or 80 minutes which ever sounds sooner.

    4. England's Number 1
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      Sold Giroud. Bought Ighalo.

    5. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      Team we got fooked
      Having sold firmino and giroud I may kick some tea cups

    6. Bibelnissen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      So by our calculations we have lost by 1 point after benching our highest scoring player and his 45 points.

      1. Bibelnissen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        Although, by my calculations, the other results means that we are now guaranteed to go through. Seeding spots all up in the air though with four teams at 12 points.

    7. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      Defeated Bhutan by 30 points.
      Huge considering this GW.
      Secures qualification above all.

    8. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 21 days ago

      I think we drew with Brazil

    9. Jay_
        10 years, 21 days ago

        Well done to Belizio of the USA who single handedly knocked us (Canada) out with a score of 54 with good differentials of Azpi and Giroud coming good

        1. Prøphet
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          Belizio is the man! We cant neglect our native americans participation! USA UNITE! 😀

          (Well played tho, bad GW for everyone... except Belizio)

      • Depay Time
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        Egypt won against Zimbabwe
        Securing qualification for all the top 4 teams in the CAf group
        You're welcome 😛
        #Come_On_You_Egyptians

        1. ​
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          😀 top work Egypt!

          1. powderjunkie
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 21 days ago

            Thanks Egypt! You've saved Zambia's bacon!

        2. Depay Time
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 20 days ago

          well played guys..
          see ypu in Thailand 🙂

      • ​
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        FIFFSA Update complete:

        Scores: https://goo.gl/fbuecN
        Tables: https://goo.gl/lwe0cL

        1. OPTA FPL
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          nice

      • INDONESIA (C) - 16 FINALIS
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        Congrat : TAHITI, MALAYSIA, AND INDIA Securing qualification for all the top 4 teams in the AFC/OFC Grup A

        1. Jonjo Shall_We? (Flowers - …
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          Congratulations to you too
          The final week still means a lot with all the seeds up for grabs
          All can end up on 15 points as well
          That would be fun to see

      • Mr. Grv
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        Uefa group C is quite interesting with none of the teams qualified this will be a gw to look forward .
        Good luck all.

      • Skipdipper
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        Team Germany lives to fight a final day!

        1. Jose's Magic Omelette
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          We'll be watching the fight for 2nd, 3rd and 4th positions with interest!

      • VS10_
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        Now that the qualification is sorted it would be nice to get the highest points total.

        Egypt 1852
        Costa Rica 1835
        Djibouti 1833

        Couple of other teams with a small chance, but need a massive week to have a chance.

        We also need to beat Egypt to get first place in our tough group, won't be easy!

        1. Depay Time
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 20 days ago

          it's nice to have some healthy competition and not make the last gw a dead rubber.
          we are waiting B)

      • Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        52.08 chance of qualifying

        Have to hold off Bolivia

      • Jose's Magic Omelette
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        Press Conference From Lisbon

        We would like to congratulate Uruguay, Peru, Argentina, Costa Rica, Malaysia, Tahiti, Indonesia, India, New Caledonia, Australia, Singapore, Egypt, Djibouti, Seychelles and Zambia who like us (Portugal) have all secured qualification to the finals!

        Although nobody is mathematically guaranteed top spot in a group yet, we would like to offer special congratulations to Costa Rica who like us have all but secured first place in their group courtesy of having a 3 point lead and vastly superior points scored total than their only remaining challenger.

        16 places remain up for grabs across the groups with nobody having secured qualification in UEFA Group A or UEFA Group B. UEFA Group A looks particularly exciting as all teams have a chance of making it to the finals next week!

        Good luck everybody and commiserations to those teams that were knocked out this week.

        Força Portugal!

        1. INDONESIA (C) - 16 FINALIS
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          thanks guys ... 😀

          VIVA INDONESIA

        2. John t penguin
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          in true Scottish tradition we are aiming to tie for fourth and get knocked out by the smallest goals scored margin possible

      • Lingardium Leviosa.
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        We lost by one point? 🙄

        I demand a recount!!

        1. John t penguin
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          hang on........
          yip one point

      • PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 21 days ago

        Apparently the executives running FIFFSA seem to think the North Koreans have the collective IQ of a Turnip.

        Our protest will be publicly aired in due course once all facts have been firmly substantiated.

        We ask all team members to stay strong and dignified during this time

        In the meantime the 15 points scored by North Korea this G/W can stay on your spreadsheet if it humours you so much; but to us it sits there as a beacon of shame on your spurious corrupt regime.

        1. John t penguin
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          pong calling the kettle black

        2. Jose's Magic Omelette
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 21 days ago

          What happened to Wild Rover?

        3. Sjaugen
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 20 days ago

          In case you missed it in the main thread:
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF3jpT-MLck

          You have a history of not being 100% truthful

        4. Lingardium Leviosa.
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 20 days ago

          bahahahahaaaaa

        5. Reedy
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 20 days ago

          😆

      • Lingardium Leviosa.
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 20 days ago

        RE-COUNT! RE-COUNT! RE-COUNT!

        1. Lingardium Leviosa.
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 20 days ago

          RE-COUNT!