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It was an exciting first week for the group stage of the FIFFSA 5-a-side tournament. In Gameweek 23 the first seeds faced the second seeds, while the fourth seed minnows squared up to the third seeds across the eight groups. It is early days and with one match gone all teams have everything still to play for.

Gameweek 5 Review

The average team score for this week was 287.8 points.

Group A was the only group where no teams beat the average score, it’s group average was the lowest at 260 points. Top seeds Costa Rica being the highest scorers with a victory 282-272 against Belgium. Third seeds Indonesia had a much more comfortable victory demolishing Norway 280-230

Group B was a tale of two halves with comfortable wins in both matches. The average score in this group was 287.5, slightly below average for the competition as a whole. New Caledonia beat Egypt 303 to 253 (50 points!) and Montenegro beat Mexico 317-277 (40 points!). Egypt and Mexico will need to pick their scoring up in future matches if this group should come down to points scored for qualification

Group C contained Cuba, the second highest scoring team of the Gameweek, and  had the second highest average group score at 301.75. Cuba routed Italy 332-289, while in the other match was closer as Germany beat Australia 307-279

The largest win of the week came in Group D. Bosnia and Herzegovina put Peru to the sword with a 71 point win (319-248). This has left Peru far adrift of even third place by 62 points. In the other match it was a very tight affair as Djibouti overcame Malaysia for a three point win (313 – 310). This was another group scoring comfortably above the average score at 297.5

Group E had the lowest scoring match of the round. Argentina overcame  Northern Ireland with a lowly 265-249. Both well below the Gameweek average. Third seeds Zambia shook the group up as the only team to score above average for the week as they beat Israel 311- 262. Low scores from three of the teams getting low scores led to the second lowest average score for this group at 271.75

Third seeds Jamaica made Group F sit up and take notice posting an admiral 323, which was 48 points higher than any other team in the group. Sri Lanka could only muster 261 as they attempted to defeat Jamaica.  The other match was a much closer affair where Columbia beat Tahiti 275-261. Despite Jamaica’s high score this group was still below average at only 280.

Group G was an extremely high scoring group in the opening round with Singapore demolishing top seeds Portugal 341 – 319. This match contained the highest performing player of the week with Bronaldinho scoring a whopping 90 points. In addition, Singapore’s score was the highest of the round. Unsurprisingly this group had the highest average score at 313.5, this is 38.5 points more than Group A. In the other match Uruguay comfortably beat India 312-281. This looks like a tough group for everyone involved.

Group H was the only group where all the teams beat the average team score of 287.8 and it had the third highest average group score at 298.5 it looks like another tough group to be in and was another group where the top seed got beaten. Qualifying top scorers Wales lost to Finland 289 – 306 in a comfortable win. The other match in this group was much tighter with The Seychelles edging out Iceland 303 – 296. Iceland appear to have nobody at the helm but this “ghostship” is still very effective and will prove a danger to anyone it faces.

The luckiest team award goes to Argentina, who managed to beat  Northern Ireland with only 265 points. This was 23 points below average.

The unluckiest team award goes to Portugal who lost with 319 points. This is 31 points above average and the 4th highest team score of the entire week!

The worst benching decision goes to Wales. By benching Spencer’s 73 points they lost their match, if they had chosen differently they could have beaten Finland and would be sat atop of group H

The presser award for Group Stages Gameweek 1 goes to Oghash for his four part odyssey  as FIFFSA sides traded Fantasy Football for going in search of the cure. Part one can be found here, part two here, part three here and part four here.

Keep the pressers up! There are so many excellent contributors which have yet to win awards. If you haven’t submitted one before why not submit one this week?

Gameweek 6 Preview

Gameweek 6 sees the top seeds playing the third seeds and second seeds playing the fourth seeds.

Already we have opportunities for several teams to gain automatic promotion to the knockout stages. If there are wins for Jamaica and Colombia in group F and Singapore and Uruguay in group H then both of the top teams in these groups will go through.

The other six groups involve teams on three points facing each other and teams on zero points facing each other. Neither a win or a loss would guarantee a side were through or out in these groups but to be on zero points after Round 2 of qualification would make qualification very difficult.

Please see our new Tournament Spreadsheet. All scores, player, fixture and tables information can be found here.

Further Information

A quick reminder of the format. Each Gameweek, teams will pick a team of five players to go head to head with their opposite nation. The match will then be decided by the aggregate score of each teams’ Gameweek scores after hits have been accounted for.

Captains are required to submit their team sheets to fiffsa.exec@gmail.com by 1200 Noon (GMT) on Tuesday Feb 2nd otherwise their sixth player will be automatically benched.

Live scorecards will be up shortly before the kick-off on Tuesday evening at the above spreadsheet

If you have any further queries, feel free to ask below in the comments or email us at: fiffsa.exec@gmail.com

Enjoy the tournament; this is the FIFFSA 5-A-Side World Cup. Accept no imitations.

As a final request, please do try and keep FIFFSA 5-A-Side chat to the comment sections of our articles.

The FIFFSA Executive Committee – President Sepp Balders, VP BabyB, VP Jaffalicious!, VP Diva, VP, Blue Lion and Secretary General Jerome Cheeseoid

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  1. Leaf
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Massive game for Arsenal. Win then it leaves us facing Leicester to put us just 2 points back , lose and it's over

    Big game for me too , rubbish GW but Sanchez captain

  2. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    What do Jamaica need to do to qualify?

      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      beat colombia or hope SL beat Tahiti

      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Close with that Ozil goal. Favors Jamaica and Tahiti.

  3. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    The Ozil Goal has left us on the brink , come on Sanchez

  4. Jape
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Sanchez... What a let down. May have to get rid of you again

  5. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I think we need 7 points more from Azpi and Costa than Finland get from Ivan to qualify. I have not double checked Wales but I think we must have beaten them

    1. Francescoli
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      should be a tight one.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Actually I didn't take account of the small lead they already had which I think was 4. So 11 needed.

        1. Francescoli
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          eeep. good luck cheesoid

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 10 months ago

            I was interrupted while working out.

      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Costa goal and 3 baps! Now lets hope our calcs are right....

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Does that not leave us just short of the 11 required?

        1. Costa in Wengerland
          • 14 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          9 Costa + 2 Azpi = 11

          1. Cheeseoid
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 10 months ago

            -2 from Ivan equals 9

            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 10 months ago

              I am hoping baps change myself or added it up wrong.

              1. Costa in Wengerland
                • 14 Years
                9 years, 10 months ago

                Oops !

    2. Blue Lion
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Did we make it??

      1. Cheltnamshire LaLaLa
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        I was worried about this last week! Have we made it?????

        1. Cheltnamshire LaLaLa
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          remarkable that Wales lost all three games - could of got long odds on that! Reminds me of France world cup 2002....

          Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
          Denmrk 3 2 1 0 5 2 +3 7
          Senegal 3 1 2 0 5 4 +1 5
          Uruguay 3 0 2 1 4 5 −1 2
          France 3 0 1 2 0 3 −3 1

      2. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        We definitely won our match. Not sure if we qualified but I think not. Waiting to see.

          • 12 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          ohh gawd this is squeaky bum time 😕

        1. Cheltnamshire LaLaLa
          • 11 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          is the spreadsheet wrong?

            • 12 Years
            9 years, 10 months ago

            Spreadsheet won't be up to date until ~20 minutes after autosubs are done

            1. Cheltnamshire LaLaLa
              • 11 Years
              9 years, 10 months ago

              gutting to win two games and go out whoever it is...We've got teams qualifying with three points on here!

              1. Cheeseoid
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                9 years, 10 months ago

                Do you know what Finland scored this week?

                1. Cheltnamshire LaLaLa
                  • 11 Years
                  9 years, 10 months ago

                  56+70+64+52+66

                  1. Cheltnamshire LaLaLa
                    • 11 Years
                    9 years, 10 months ago

                    308 i make it

                    1. Cheltnamshire LaLaLa
                      • 11 Years
                      9 years, 10 months ago

                      what about you guys?

                      1. Cheltnamshire LaLaLa
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 10 months ago

                        we dont have any autosubs to come on so spreadsheet is right for us

                      2. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 10 months ago

                        I made it 313 earlier.

                      3. Cheltnamshire LaLaLa
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 10 months ago

                        if thats right you have it by 1

                      4. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 10 months ago

                        But that was before baps came out properly and autosubs were done.

                      5. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 10 months ago

                        This is actually quite exciting.

                      6. Cheltnamshire LaLaLa
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 10 months ago

                        I make you 313 as well. Congrats Old Cheese!

                        • 12 Years
                        9 years, 10 months ago

                        Well fought Finland! It's gutting to see a team like you go out like this, but I can't find a reason to find Iceland guilty of bringing the game into disrepute 🙁

                      7. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 10 months ago

                        I agree. Well done Finland for being the side who beat us and being a very strong side who played this in great spirit.

                      8. Cheltnamshire LaLaLa
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 10 months ago

                        Barkley didn't win the battle for you but he won the war! You also all owe me a beer. I transferred out Ozil and lukaku for Sanchez and Vardy AND benched mahrez....couldn't of done more to lose it if I'd tried!

                      9. Diva
                        • 11 Years
                        9 years, 10 months ago

                        I did Lukaku to Vardy too, so we're even on that one, but thanks for removing Ozil and benching Mahrez. While I'm delighted we've progressed, I'm gutted to see you guys go out.

                      10. Cheeseoid
                        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                        • 13 Years
                        9 years, 10 months ago

                        I did Lukaku to Vardy as well. We did our best to give it to you.

  6. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Jamaica are 11 points ahead of Colombia and Colombia have Ivanovic left.

    Tense.

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Were both going through anyway, SL are gonna beat Tahiti

  7. Milner4eva
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Looks like Montenegro are out of the tournament unless Azpilicueta scores about 7 goals. Well done everyone and good luck with the rest of your seasons.

  8. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I think it's Argentina in the last 16 for us then

  9. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I am not entirely sure but I think India has beaten us and Portugal , India ,Uruguay has finished on 3 points each

    Here is hoping we have pipped Uruguay and India on Total Points scored

    1. Jose's Magic Omelette
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Pretty sure we have...

  10. Costa in Wengerland
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Congrats BELGIANS !!!!!
    we have Qualified for the Knockout stages , though we lost this match against Indonesia by 16 points but Thanks to Norway who beat Costa Rica.

    Belgium vs Indonesia

    325 vs 341

    Norway vs Costa Rica

    322 vs 301

    Points

    Indonesia 9 points

    Belgium 3 points     Score: 900

    Costa Rica 3 points Score: 876

    Norway 3 points       Score: 822

    1. Eden Hazardous
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Qualifying with only 3 points 😎 😎 😎

    2. Eden Hazardous
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      TOUS ENSEMBLE!!!!!

    3. Odikostar
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      No problem; 😉 Wish you the best of luck in the knockout stage

    4. emiliobaik
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      • What a great ressult !! my team won !! 9 Point !!! Can’t you even believe it ...Go Go Go...In Do Ne Sia...!!!

  11. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    JAMAICA!

  12. Mark-O
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    We won Cuba, but Cuba gets to the next round too.

    But, both of us have the same total points after adding all the points from gw23-25!

    According to the rules in FIFFSA, looking at H2H, both of us have W2 L1!

    FIFFSA did not say what happens next after H2H if there is still a tie.

    If we look at points from each country for each gw as an unofficial rule, can we say that we are the winners, while Cuba is the runner up?

    gw23: Australia 279 < Cuba 332
    gw24: Australia 341 > Cuba 299
    gw25: Australia (still counting but we won in quantity) > Cuba (still counting)

    Hmm...

    1. Mark-O
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      And congratulations to Australia and Cuba for qualifying! 🙂

      1. FPL Maldini
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Come on Australia!

        Said in a Manc accent and that

    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      H2H = Cuba v Australia

      as you beat us you should be group winners I think

      1. FPL Maldini
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah I think that's the only way to decide it! Well played for qualifying too!

      2. Mark-O
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        We qualified together which is really good news! Better luck next time for Germany and Italy!

        • 12 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Yeah this is what is meant by h2h

        1. Mark-O
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Thanks Balders

    3. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      I think we should say that Cuba are winner as we clearly have a better flag. 😀

      1. Mark-O
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        We qualified together which is really good news! Better luck next time for Germany and Italy! 🙂

      2. Mark-O
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Well Australia has a better flag too! 😛

        1. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
          • 16 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Face it, you're seething with envy towards New Zealand!

          1. Mark-O
            • 10 Years
            9 years, 10 months ago

            Geopolitics. Well...

    4. Suarezista
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      All this calculations to try to avoid Djibouti 😉

  13. Kolarov Fpl Legend
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    When are we playing the next round? Does anybody know?

    1. Costa in Wengerland
      • 14 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Next week

      1. Kolarov Fpl Legend
        • 11 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Seriously?

        1. VS10_
          • 10 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          Why not?

          • 12 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          yes

          1. Kolarov Fpl Legend
            • 11 Years
            9 years, 10 months ago

            ok,thanks

  14. VS10_
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Are the knockout stages just one game and the winner goes through?

    1. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Stupid question, that is how it's in the real world cup as well isn't it :D.

      Was it planned that the final is GW29 and not the blank week 30 or just coincidence.

        • 12 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Haha yes that is how it works and yes it was planned like that, we didn't want the final to be a farce.

  15. jonnyleeds
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Zambia march on... Jamaica next.

    1. VS10_
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      4/4 CAF teams through.

      1. Cheeseoid
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        It was a very strong group

  16. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    So last time we played Argentina we drew 😮

    Should be a great tie, good luck

    1. Az
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Now it gets exciting !!!

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        It's been thrilling all the way tbh

  17. Prøphet
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    18 points today from 3 and still red. Keeps giving me red . Should go play some roulette.

    1. edison
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      I had 21 from the final 3 and still red. Why zouma, why??

  18. Depay Time
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Egypt have completed the turn around
    After losing their first game to win The next two and qualify to the round of 16.
    Next fixture against indonesia
    Also better luck next time to Mexico and montenegro.
    #Come_on_you_Egyptians

  19. Odikostar
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Thank you to the organisers who gave away countless hours of work to make this tournament happen! Not all heroes wear capes! 😀

    Also a huge shoutout to all the teams that have participated and commented on here and made this tournament so intense and interesting. Looking forward to a similar one next year.
    The best of luck to all the nations that reached the knockout stages. May the best team win.

    (And btw F u Peru. Didn't even pick up any points in the groupstage. There's only one Team Norway!

  20. Jape
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Seychelles... This'll be an interesting match

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Looking forward to it. Potential tie of the round

      1. edison
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Hey cheesoid, if we send our team to you , can you send yours within an hour? If can't , can we play a gentleman game with no chips ?

        1. Cheeseoid
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          9 years, 10 months ago

          I don't think we will need chips to finish you off. But I cannot agree to that. I have no idea if my team mates or me intend to use them.

          1. edison
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            9 years, 10 months ago

            Hey cheeseoid, if you do beat us without chips lol, Guess you then deserve to go on and win the tournament.

            1. Cheeseoid
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 13 Years
              9 years, 10 months ago

              Well you you were the high scorers from the group stages so you should be favourite. But Wales and Finland were the 2 highest scorers in qualifying. We sent them both home. You will be next.

              1. edison
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                9 years, 10 months ago

                Oh, you are scaring me with your nonsensical mind games, I'm afraid lol..

  21. Francescoli
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    having lost our opening pool match, we go on to top the group. fairy-tale stuff. let's go socceroos!

    1. Francescoli
      • 11 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Also congrats to New Caledonia and Singapore, both in our AFC group, who have also topped their respective pools.

      1. SpartaBhoy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        9 years, 10 months ago

        Hats off to my Aussie and Singaporean friends! Great effort folks. Delighted that New Caledonia topped our group. Now looking forward to our clash with Belgium. Good luck to all those still involved.

        Allez équipe Nouvelle-Calédonie!

    2. Mark-O
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Australia oi oi oi! Good job done, New Caledonia and Singapore! 🙂

  22. Chelsea Dagger
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    And that's the game. ...

  23. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    We meet our friends from qualifying again... I wonder if Colombia remember who came 1st and 2nd back then 😛

    1. Ayew Serious
      • 10 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      😛

  24. A.T
    • 15 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    So Wales are out then, hey ho 🙁

    Good luck to Seychelles for the rest of the tournament and thanks once thanks again for organising, it's been a lot of fun.

    1. Blue Lion
      • 12 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Tough luck Wales! 🙁

    2. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Bad luck Wales. Our match against you was kind of overshadowed by the excitement of the narrow qualification.

  25. SidL
    • 10 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    Everyone. Israel bows out of the competition. We know we haven't been vocal like some of you out here, but I can assure you that we never took the tournament casually. The teammates were passionate enough and are disappointed to be knocked out. Good luck to all the remaining teams. It has been a fascinating tournament and the work from the organisers has been commendable. We would be looking forward to the tournament again next year. For now, its good bye from us. Ciao !

    1. Cheeseoid
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      9 years, 10 months ago

      Israel. I salute you.

  26. Cheeseoid
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    9 years, 10 months ago

    I have an idea for a song. I remember when there used to be more songs around here than a Andrew Lloyd-Webber convention.

    Come on everyone remaining. We have loads of time until Saturday to come up with a great press conference. This may be your last week. Make it count!