634x258 The Knee Jerk
5 November 2011 3162 comments
Mark Mark
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In the last twenty-five years, Sir Alex Ferguson has upset me on several occasions.

When Mark Robins stooped to head an FA Cup winner at Forest to save his job – that was one. All those “accusations” and mind games with Kevin Keegan – that wound me up a bit. That annoying clock-watching period on the sidelines. Every time he greets a goal with that “Dad dance” celebration of his – that kind of grates a bit too.

Today, on the day that the whole football world acknowledged his immense spell at the helm at Old Trafford, Sir Alex was at it again.

Having stuck my neck out to push forward Jonny Evans and David De Gea as prospects, Ferguson conspired to drop them both to the bench a week after keeping a clean sheet at Everton.

Who am I to question the logic of it all? The man is an undisputed football genius. After all this time, he’s also still bloody unpredictable.

The selection of Rio Ferdinand alongside Nemanja Vidic wouldn’t have been a surprise not so long ago. There’s little doubt that, when fit and at their best, that pairing are the first choice centre-backs. But, in a week where Ferguson had admitted Ferdinand has had to change his game to play a part in the United defence, it seemed likely that creaking Rio would be spared a second game in a week. Evans looked highly likely to start alongside the imperious Vidic.

Not so. Evans was benched – all those who invested in the Irishman were left frustrated and I’m left with Evans in our Scout Picks for two weeks; taunting me like a grinning Aleksandar Kolarov wearing an “I love Victor Moses” T-shirt.

Suddenly it seems Sir Alex is over his Evans blind spot. Maybe Mike Phelan has sat him down and taken him through some highlights. Even with a dodgy back and the tedious Twitter habbit, Rio’s the better bet.

We kind of knew that but, for a while, it seemed Sir Alex was happy to back Evans. Having seen the press make a meal of his comments on Ferdinand, however, it’s almost as if he stuck with Rio to make a statement. To keep us all guessing.

To compound my frustration, Ferguson rested David De Gea to the bench to confirm him as a rotation risk for the remainder of the season.

Thanks for that. By all means rest him before a Champions League game Sir Alex – that’s signposted, we can anticipate that. But rest him before a two-week international break? I can’t work with that – we need some logic to play with, otherwise this relationship is going nowhere. First you shift Wayne Rooney to midfield, now this debacle. We’d quite like to consider your players for our Fantasy teams this season, but if you’re going to act up, we’ll have to look elsewhere.

Honestly, how long does it take for these Premier League managers to work out that there’s Fantasy points and reputations at stake? Longer than twenty-five years, clearly.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Fernando Torres
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    I am tempted by Dzeko, what do people think ?

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    1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
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      Playing in the euro play off so could be missing a game or 2 i think,

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      1. Andy1
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        Why?

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        1. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
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          Just going off what it said on totalfpl

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    2. Nomar
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      Ooeer , missus!

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  2. Random_Guy
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    Van Persie is simply amazing... I keep on thinking that he will surely stop scoring, but every week, he continually proves me wrong.

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    1. The Bandit
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      I got him in last week, I learned my lesson last year by stubbornly refusing to buy Adam on the basis that he not possibly keep it up! 🙁

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    2. Hybrid.power
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      Having Van Persie has erased all the bad memories of not having Rooney in the opening few weeks of this season. Hoping he keeps it up!

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  3. Marco Del Wattsio
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    hmm play moses or suarez next week?? or a transfer with 0.2 in the bank??

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    1. zoltar74
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      moses without a question of a doubt....

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      1. Marco Del Wattsio
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        like the look of adebayor with fixtures ahead, cant afford chicarito.

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        1. Nomar
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          Adebayor probably not going to rake in huge points as long as VdV is playing.

          VdV's a greedy git and stats seem to suggest that VdV eats into Adebayor's points share.

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          1. Gaz Downright
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            I am sorry, but I think that is a very bad assessment, to say the least. Adebayor has had enough chances to get double figures in several of the last games. That he has not gotten more points, is purely down to him being wasteful imo

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        2. zoltar74
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          he could have had 3 goals last week quite easily....

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  4. Andy1
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    How does this wildcard team look?

    Begovic Vorm
    Jones Kompany BAE Enrique Simpson
    Silva VDV Ramsey Cleverly Drenthe
    RVP Dzeko Graham

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    1. AA
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      Good.

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      1. Andy1
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        I am only concerned by the lack of rooney or hernandez

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        1. The Light Knight
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          don't be. utd's upcoming fixtures are winnable games but probably not games where they will fill their boots

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        2. Team Hayemaker
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          defence is too way too pricey. Ramsey is not worth the money. Dzeko is too hit and miss.

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          1. Andy1
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            Which defenders do you suggest - I was looking, but could not find any good cheapies.

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            1. Team Hayemaker
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              i would always go with two 4.0 cheapies. Wilkinson comes to mind. Most weeks you only play 3 of them anyway. I've had de laet on my bench for weeks now.

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            2. Nomar
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              BAE to Wilkinson.

              Zamora or Bendtner instead of Graham?

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              1. Andy1
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                Doubling up on stoke?

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  5. Fernando Torres
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    Might just captain RVP until he inevitably gets injured

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  6. Desange
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    Why did Ramsey come off yesterday?
    Felt if he was on the pitch then he might have been in the position for the Arteta goal ...

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  7. Arsenals Number 10
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    I'm captaing drenthe next Gw

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    1. Rayne Wooney
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      Ballsy

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      1. Arsenals Number 10
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        What ?

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        1. Rayne Wooney
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          Don't worry

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    2. Nomar
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      Lesson this week clearly not learned then, eh?

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    3. Optimus.
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      so predictable

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    4. Elniñorules
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      Yea right, I bet you'll change it to RVP 2 mins before the deadline. 😛

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    5. heartsattack
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      You're doing well and in a high position but now seem hell bent on outsmarting yourself into tumbling down the rankings. Captain RVP.

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      1. Nomar
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        Also known as doing a Katie, heatsattack!!!!!

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        1. heartsattack
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          Lol. She wasn`t at all chuffed last week.

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  8. Hybrid.power
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    Anyone know if Shawcross will play today or is he definitely out? I'd be even happy with 1 point from him!

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    1. Perthite
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      +1 - Any point I get from him I'll be happy with.

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  9. Scroobius Mac
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    Morning all
    Anybodywatch the Chelsea game yesterday? How was Sturridge? Is he a keeper or is it time to move on?

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    1. The Milkman
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      SELL

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  10. JoeySamSam
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    How many points would you estimate MPetrov Adebayor and VDV to get today?

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    1. The Milkman
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      M.Petrov 2
      Adebayor 8
      VDV 13

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  11. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    any news on the rvp/nani assists and whether they will be r@ped from them players?

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    1. Mark
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      I've had it confirmed that they are both under review. Might be tomorrow before a decision is made.

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      1. @BigChrisso
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        RVP looked like an assist to me. What is the point of contention with the Nani assist? If you could be so kind of course

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        1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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          Nani crossed it, hit wellbeck and then defender. The point of contention is the contact wellbeck made with it. I personally don't think it hit but the pundits do.

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        2. Jonah
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          The point of contention is obviously that in the rules of the gamer to assist you have to be the last player from the attacking side to touch the ball before the scorer.

          If you've been following FPL you'll have seen countless assists not given under these circumstances.

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          1. @BigChrisso
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            Thanks for the input, I have watched the highlights of the game and didn't notice Wellbeck getting a touch, going back to the tape now....

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            1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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              VT? Who still uses VT? 🙂 i don't think he did but goals on sunday and the highlights on bfbs both said wellbeck headed it.

              I reckon nani assist will stand
              RVP assist extinguised

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              1. @BigChrisso
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                LOL not literally going to the tape, just a turn of phrase (showing my age)

                I think Nani will stand, RVP could go either way.

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            2. @BigChrisso
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              Ok did wellbeck actually touch it? Cause the ball did not seem to alter course if it did?

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      2. FPL Daniel
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        Mark I must say that the previous knee jerk was wonderful stuff. One of your best articles ever. Keep up with the good work

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      3. The Bandit
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        Not seen the Nani one seems pretty clear to me that Gervinho missed the ball and it deflected off McAuley. There is certainly no conclusive evidence to warrant taking it away

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        1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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          Really? looked like predator f*cked it up to me

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        2. In Like Flynn.
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          I hope you're right Wild Rover, I imagine BPs will make it up if it is unjustly taken away.

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        3. Mark
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          Yep, it's tough - not sure where you draw the line with reviewing these - for example - the Ba assist for Taylor's goal - in real-time the touch from Ba looked like it could have been an Everton defender.

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          1. The Bandit
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            Is that being reviewed too? I said at the time that the assist should be Jonas' from the throw, as ridiculous as it would be under the new rules..

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  12. Arsenals Number 10
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    Someone give me odds on vdv and RVP to get injured over the break it will happen

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    1. The Light Knight
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      1693-17

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    2. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      Both will stay fully fit 🙂

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    3. @BigChrisso
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      I would say the odds of both of them getting injued and missing the next game week would be 20/1

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    4. CRUSHER
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      We're playing our arch rivals and the swiss. VDV will most likely start on the bench though.

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  13. Barry Frys revenge
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    ..quick question about Drenthe..?

    How much time will he get with the Holland squad during the forthcoming international break?..is he a nailed on starter for them or only good enough for the bench..???

    ....am thinking of pre-empting any price drop for Larsson from S'land because he is suspended and replacing him with Drenthe...just don't wont Drenthe to then get a injury on Holland duty, hence the question..?

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    1. The Milkman
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      Is he even in the squad?

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    2. CRUSHER
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      Drenthe isn't in the squad.

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    3. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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      Drenthe isn't in the Dutch squad for the friendlies against Switzerland and Germany. The EPL players who have been selected by Bert van Marwijk are: Vorm, Krul, Heitinga, de Jong, van der Vaart, Kuyt and van Persie.

      Per Mertesacker has been called up to the German squad and Johan Djourou has been named in the Swiss squad. Begović and Džeko have both been nominated to play for Bosnia-Herzegovina.

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  14. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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    ANYONE FANCY JOINING ME ON THE BENDY BUS?

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    1. The Bandit
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      No, you shout too much

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      1. Nomar
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        Lol!

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      2. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        Its a noisy room

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    2. @BigChrisso
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      If you are still taking passengers after GW12 i'll keen to buy a ticket! Thanks

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    3. heartsattack
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      Nope. After a brief ride on the Pilk Float and declining a seat on the Bananawagon I`m not boarding the Bendy Bus.

      Better options in the Sunderland midfield and if Bruce sticks with 2 up front it`ll be the other striker who scores.

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    4. Marco Del Wattsio
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      got on 2 weeks ago mate

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      1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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        enjoying the ride?

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        1. Marco Del Wattsio
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          not yet but its gonna get better (i hope)

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          1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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            Tryna decide between him n sess for next week

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  15. Rayne Wooney
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    New Post Guys.

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  16. The Bandit
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    Looking forward to Moses getting his first decent haul, live and in glorious HD! Bring it on.... 😐

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    1. In Like Flynn.
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      Another ten, stone tablets?

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    2. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      You just made a mess in my living room. Coco pops everywhere after reading that

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  17. QPR expects... glory!
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    Did Anderson to Drenthe last night to beat the price drop (and made £100k profit on the useless Anderson in so doing). Form? Check. Fixtures? Check. DGW? C'mon Premier League, sort it out!!

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    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      when is the everton spurs dgw?

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      1. The Milkman
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        I asked this too and was told possibly GW13.

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  18. waltzingmatildas
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    After a miserable 32 points with just vdv to play I'm considering a wildcard.could get this:

    Kenny Vorm
    Wilkinson Enrique Kompany Simpson McAuley
    VdV Silva Drenthe Walters Pilkington
    RvP Rooney Graham

    Worth it?!

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    1. The ghost of a Pug's g…
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      Wouldn't bother with rooney myself

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      1. Marco Del Wattsio
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        swap rooney for chico and upgrade a gk and wilko to shawcross.

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  19. The Milkman
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    How could I improve this team?

    Vorm,
    Simpson, Jones, Kompany, Jose Enrique,
    Silva, Van der Vaart, Drenthe,
    Van Persie (C), Adebayor, Ronney (V).

    Krul, N. Dyer, N. Taylor, B. Johnson.

    0.0.m in the bank.

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  20. Bsal
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    given alhabsi
    rtaylor richards enrique brown caulker
    lampard vandervaart silva walters pilkington
    van persie agbonlahor ba

    does this team look alright at the moment?any suggestion for this gw lineup

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    1. zainul luiz
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      change brown to rangel

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  21. nandosss
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    Vorm Krul
    Kompany Enrique brown Simpson wilko
    Silva Ramsey arteta Moses dyer
    Suarez rvp augero

    Arteta to vdv
    Moses :dyer to drenthe
    Suarez to Sturridge or bentner

    Thoughts please !???

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    1. Twelve years a slave
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      I would be miore concerned with your defence , it is very similar to my own , and forthcoming fixtures are not good. Man c , Liverpool and Newcastle all have a tricky run coming up and Wilko not nailed on to start , especially after the 5 0 drubbing today.

      I would leave your attackers alone and consider changing a defender , or changing Krul , especially as you already have Simpson

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  22. Twelve years a slave
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    Have spent a couple of hours trying to work out a decent replacement for Given (until xmas wildcard.

    My other keeper is Vorm , have looked all the way to xmas , and by far the best standout in my price range (5.5 or less) seems to be Howard. Rottates perfectly with Vorm and has decent fixtures.

    Only downside is the price , at 5.3 hes not particularly cheap , but Evertons fixtures suggest a few clean sheets coming up.

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  23. ilikewotisee
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    who can i get to replace petrov (Bolton), Best, & s.warnock?????????????

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    1. zainul luiz
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      barnett-warnock
      graham-best
      petrov-allen

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  24. The HerpaDerps
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    Superb article... Keep it up

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  25. The HerpaDerps
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    Hey guys i'm looking to bring in Drenthe in but don't know if he will start...
    Any thoughts?
    Cheers

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  26. one_united
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    RMT

    Enrique Kompany Jones (simpson) (Gabbidon)
    Silva Ramsey sessegnon VDV (tiote)
    Sturridge RVP adebayor

    Thinking of swapping sturridge for wellbeck this week and maybe alternating both of them in the next 5 weeks as chelsea have some really difficult games coming up, thoughts?

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  27. one_united
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    wtf are they doing with RVP, first he gets an assist taken off which is clearly his and now they've moved him to only 2 bonus points? wtf

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    1. KOKAK
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      +100 Get your decisions right, next time out!

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